The Mission Changes | By : misato29 Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 25408 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Back in time again… The loss of their genitals was forgotten… almost. Without his balls in the way, Cosmo’s IQ shot up dramatically. It wasn’t that he had done most of his thinking with his balls… was it? For a Fairy, they were really big. Really, really big balls filled with potent Fairy jizz. His cum fizzled and shot off colored sparks. And probably the amount of blood his balls soaked up had stunted his brain. And for a Fairy, his dick had been huge – almost four inches… in four dimensions… in four colors… which rotated like a barber pole.
No wonder his Fairy nick name was “Jack Hammer Jack.”
OK, it wasn’t really “Jack Hammer Jack.” But he was an awesome specimen of Fairy stud.
Wanda became mellow and more easy-going when the Fairy council removed her enchanted va-jay-jay. She didn’t miss it, why should she – she had important work to do. That was enough… right?
But oh, the sex had been amazing. Really, really, really amazing. At night, in the privacy of their aquarium castle, Cosmo had bounced her off the floor and ceiling and walls and rammed her every which way including loose. He fucking wrecked her every night. And she gave back as good as she got… and better. She rode him like a six dimensional monkey on a null space hobby horse. She beat the living shit out of him and he begged for more.
There was so much cum in the bowl, it was like trying swim in Jello. Shit, they did swim in Jello. They fucked in Jello. Human women who tried cleaning their fishbowl could become pregnant just by contact with the glass.
Their fucking was legendary among Fairies. Oh, they had their problems, too. What couple who have been married 10,000 years doesn’t have them? Cosmo strayed first and had a madly passionate affair with Princess Peach which became the scandal of both Fairy & Super-Mario Worlds. It might have ended badly for her. On the rebound from Cosmo she ran off with a turtle monster and ended up locked in his dungeon. She discovered a taste for BDSM… and amphibians. To this day she still shits green and pukes turtle soup.
In retaliation Wanda decided to have a fling with the hottest, buffest male Fairy she could find. Sadly, the Austrian body builder she decided on had overdosed on steroids so many times that his dick became “cute as button”… but not quite as large. She found that oiling Jorgen’s abs & pecs three times a day didn’t satisfy her craving for hot Fairy cock. She tried kicking the shit out of him a couple of times, but his muscles were so rock solid he barely noticed it. Wanda left, even more frustrated than before.
She moved on… Cupid was a drooper and a pooper - no hot fairy lovin’ there and while kicking the shit out of Binky did alleviate some of her frustration, she still missed Cosmo. No one could take a kick to the crotch and come back swinging a cock like he could.
She had to face facts, Cosmo’s four inch hose monster fit perfectly in every one of her seventeen Fairy sex holes.
Yes, seventeen Fairy sex holes. No, that doesn’t include the eyes, ears or nose… What are you, some sort of sick freak? Some of her love holes were in different dimensions. She always kept two or three in her purse for emergencies… Maybe I know more about certain aspects of Fairy anatomy than you do…
Anyway, Wanda decided to forgive Cosmo. Besides, she loved the little fucker (spell that “fuck-her-now”). They reconciled. Cosmo promised to control his urges (except at home) and he fucking wrecked her until she bled sparkles and rainbows out of every hole and she promised to kick the living shit out of him every night. Cosmo began making friends with rocks and coins. Every husband needs a hobby.
They were happy. Then the Fairy Council turned all the fairies into sexless bubbles… Well except for Jorgen. His genitals were considered mild and inoffensive and were practically invisible by now. Besides, at 6ft 6 and 250 lbs of buff Fairy muscle, no one had the nerve to try to deball him.
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