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Jimmy Neutron 2: The Search for Carl
By : Thy11111
Category: +G through L > Jimmy Neutron
Views: 10709 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Jimmy Neutron. This fan fiction is non-profit. - Chapter List
Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, and Nick all gathered in the principal's office for their misbehavior in class.
"Well, I must say I'm very disappointed in you children," said Principal Willoughby. "You should be ashamed of yourselves! Now I've already called in your parents, and..."
"But Miss Fowl called me an ethnic slur!" yelled Sheen.
"I seriously doubt that Miss Fowl would ever call any of her students a spick, Sheen," said the principal. "Now, where did you hear such strong language?"
"Uh, Jimmy's granny swears like a sailor," said Carl.
"Yeah!" said Cindy and Nick.
Just then: Jimmy's mother, Carl's father, Sheen's father, Cindy's mother, and Nick's mother walked into the principal's office.
"What did my daughter say, Principal Willoughby?" asked Cindy's mother.
"Was it the F word?" wondered Sheen's father.
"The N word?" asked Carl's father.
"No, even worse," said the principal as he handed a sheet of paper to each parent. The parents were mortified.
"What's a Dirty Sanchez?" asked Sheen's father.
"It's a sex act where one person gives another person a poop mustache," explained Nick's mother.
"James Isaac Neutron," said Jimmy's mother. "You tell us where you heard these bad words this instant!"
"I can't, Mom," said Jimmy. "I swore a secret with Carl and Sheen not to tell anyone!"
"WE LEARNED THOSE WORDS IN BIG C, G-MAN, AND M'S NEW MOVIE!" screamed Carl.
"Excuse me, Carl," said his father. "Who are Big C, G-Man, and M?"
"They're three guys whm made a home movie that Jimmy took me and Sheen to see," said Carl. "Two of them wouldn't stop saying bad words, and we didn't even know what they meant. We just thought those words would sound cool."
"And it's #1 in the box office," chimed in Cindy.
"Jimmy, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm taking away your electronics for the rest of the week," said Jimmy's mother.
That afternoon, Jimmy and his classmates spent overtime watching a documentary about the F-word. This movie, of course, was titled Fuck. It used the word over 800 times. After the documentary ended, the students wrote a long essay about why the word "fuck" is offensive.
"I should sing the copyright song at the talent show," thought Cindy.
"What does the C-word that Jimmy called you mean?" Carl asked her.
"How dare he call me that!" said Cindy. "It's a mean word to call a woman's private area!"
"That's not cool, Jimmy!" said Sheen.
"I don't care what you guys think," said Jimmy. "Cussing is fucking hilarious! If I had the chance to call my grandmother a cunt, I would!"
At home that night, Jimmy threw all his electronics into a device that looked much like a gray Rubix cube. "Okay, I've put all the electronic crap where I can't find any of it!" he called out to his parents.
Just when Jimmy's life was getting worse, well...
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