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Keefvine (UNEDITED)	By : PsychoHanyo Category: +G through L > Invader Zim > AU/AR-Alternate Universe-Alternate Reality Views: 1082 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Invader Zim or anyone/anything form it. They belong to Jhonen C. Vasquez. I make NO money off of this fic. Keyvine IS mine, however.

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Disclaimer: I do NOT own Invader Zim or anything contained within. that belongs to Jhonen C. Vasquez. I ONLY own the new kid. I make NO money off of writing in this category!

000

With another week of classes out of the way, Zim actually couldn’t wait to go back to school again and meet the new kid. They’d learned that the new boy’s name was ‘Kevin’, but he apparently spelled it differently then what most people would expect. Keef had done enough asking around the school to find out that much information, but the boy’s actual records were sealed. Pretty heavily, too. Keef had come across a number of different firewalls in another language. When he’d described it as ‘nothing he’d ever seen before’, Zim had become intrigued. But he couldn’t get onto the site without a computer, and either Dib or Gaz were around the majority of the time. He didn’t want to freak them out with his…suspicions.
Keef spent the first ten minutes of homeroom being quiet and not talking. Zim wondered if something was wrong, but the boy was smiling. Maybe he’d run into the new kid and fell in love. Gretchen sat on top of Zim’s desk once the announcements were over.
“What’s up with Keef?” She wondered. “He’s never this quiet.”
“Probably met the new kid.” Zim laughed.
Dib and Gretchen both giggled at that. “I wouldn’t be surprised if that was it. I knew he couldn’t keep his promise to Torque.” Dib said.
Melvin nodded. “I agree.” He waved Keef over, and the redhead skipped over.
“I. Saw. The. New. Kid.” Keef said, seemingly trying to contain himself.
“Is he cute?”
“Oh my God, yes!” Keef squealed. “He’s so-o-o-o cute!”
“So what’s he look like?” Melvin sighed.
“He’s dirty blonde, and his eyes are bright blue.” Keef swooned. “His ear is pierced and my God, his smile could blind you if the light hits his teeth just right.”
“I thought you weren’t going to develop a crush on this new guy.” Torque said. “We were holding you to it.”
“I can’t help it. He’s simply delicious.”
“How can a person be delicious?” Zim wondered, antennae wiggling under his hologram.
“You think I’m delicious, don’t you?” Dib wondered.
Zim flushed. “Shut up.”
“Yeah, we don’t need to hear that.” Sarah laughed.
Keef giggled. “They said he was starting class tomorrow, I overheard.”
“You were eavesdropping.” Dib said flatly.
“No.” Keef waved his hand. “You’re silly.”
“Keef…” Zim warned.
“Okay, okay. I know I’m horrible. But I just had to snoop.” He said. “But anyway, my radar wasn’t going off. He’s most likely straight.” Keef sighed. “All the good ones are straight or taken.”
“You can say that again.” Melvin muttered.
Zim caught it and smiled softly at him.
“So there’s no crush?” Torque wondered.
“He’s cute, don’t get me wrong, but unless I know he’s gay, I won’t waste my time on him.” Keef said. “Maybe I’ll meet my Prince Charming at the next rally.”
“Rally?” Zita questioned.
“The gay-rights coalition is having another one of their rallies at the capital this weekend.” Keef informed. “I’m going, as I do every year.”
“Why doesn’t the whole club go?” Brian asked.
“Most of us have no way to get there.” Melvin answered. “And until Keef gets his license, we can’t go with him. His parents don’t really support the gay community, and they support us and the club even less.”
“Are they okay with you being gay, Keef?” Rob asked.
Keef shrugged. “I’m not sure. They claim they support me, but they don’t seem to support my cause. Or my friends, for that matter. They probably think that it’s just a ‘faze’.” Keef air quoted the term, obviously not liking it.
“That stinks.” Rob said.
Dib nodded. “It’s something they’ll have to get used to.” He said. “Especially once you find your ‘Prince Charming’.”
“That’s true.” Keef said. “I’m surprised your dad is so accepting. I thought he’d do something science related about it.”
“I was surprised, too.” Dib responded. “But I’m glad he’s in full support.”
“He better be.” Zita laughed. “He let your boyfriend move in.”
“Yeah, really.” Torque nodded.
“Actually, the Professor asked me to move in, because he was concerned about me living alone.” Zim corrected them.
“That’s…a little creepy…” Sarah said, pausing mid-bite of her sandwich.
“I asked Zim to move in later on, so it’s okay.” Dib informed, wrapping an arm around Zim’s shoulders.
No one spoke for a minute.
“So do you guys want to come with us to the carnival when it comes?” Keef asked Dib’s friends.
“He’s planning something.” Gaz muttered.
“Maybe.” Rob said. “If I’m not going with my family.”
“You never go with your family.” Dib pointed out.
“Shut up.”
Laughter. No wonder Dib had had a problem with lying when he’d first met Zim. His friends seemed to like to make up stories too.
“Well, if you don’t go with your family, then let us know.” Keef smiled.
Did he seriously believe Rob?

000

Zim yawned as he searched through his Voot Runner’s databases for any sign of the trail it had picked up on. According to the onboard computer, nothing was out of the ordinary out in space. Maybe it was a glitch or something? That was the only rational explanation Zim could come up with. Unless the new guy was an Invader or something. Zim had toyed with the idea in his head a few times, but he couldn’t figure out why his mother would send a soldier out this far, even if it was to gain more territory. Zim hadn’t known that there was life out here until he’d arrived. It would have made more sense for his mother to directly lead the armada to this area of the galaxy and squash any resistance. But that was his opinion. The door to the garage opened and Zim leaned out of the side of the cockpit. He looked back to see Dib, shirtless and in pajama bottoms, standing in the doorway. He was rubbing one honey-colored eye under his glasses.
“What are you doing up?” Dib asked groggily. “Can’t sleep?”
Zim smiled softly. “I was just curious. I didn’t get to check earlier, since your dad was home.” He informed. “And then…”
Dib flushed, remembering what the two had done in his bed merely a couple hours beforehand. “So anything new?” He asked his boyfriend, walking over to him.
“Nothing.” Zim shook his head. “It’s like what we found yesterday never happened too.”
“Strange.”
Zim nodded as he yawned again. “That it is.”
Dib put a hand on Zim’s arm, which was draped over the side of the open cockpit. “Why don’t you come back to bed, hm?”
“I guess I should. There’s nothing more I can really do without going out there and,” Zim paused to yawn, “I’m in no condition to drive right now.”
Dib chuckled. “We’ll go out and look tomorrow after school, okay? Gaz is going to Gretchen’s or some video game thing.”
“Sounds like a plan.” Zim smiled. He turned the ship off and yanked his keys out of it. After literally falling out of the cockpit and to the garage floor, Zim stood and wiped himself off. “Let’s not speak of that again.” He said.
“Noted.” Dib tried to hide his laughter, knowing it wouldn’t do him any good in the long run to laugh at his clumsy boyfriend.
Zim lightly punched Dib in the shoulder. “I’m not too tired, you know.”
“No?” Dib asked. “Maybe you should have some warm milk to calm down, then.”
“Or…I know another way to tire me out. You can help.” Zim smirked slyly.
“What is it?” Dib asked, obviously too tired to notice innuendo when it was being shoved down his throat.
Zim walked his fingers up Dib’s arm to his shoulder. “I think you know.” He informed. He leaned in and pulled Dib to him, pressing their lips together.
Dib’s eyes opened slightly wider as he registered the kiss. Once it sank in, he pulled Zim close by the waist. Zim wrapped his arms around Dib’s neck. The human felt something brush up against his leg as Zim moved one of his legs up against Dib’s side, bent at the knee. Dib reached under the leg and held Zim there as the Irken deepened the kiss with his long, serpentine tongue. Their tongues fought for dominance a little before Zim pulled Dib’s hand off of his thigh and settled his foot on the ground again. He pressed against Dib for emphasis before slowly pulling away, holding onto Dib’s tongue between his teeth. He nibbled on the older teen’s lower lip a moment before pulling away. Zim smiled.
“I think you know.” He ran his hand down Dib’s arm and grasped his fingers. He walked away, holding Dib’s hand, and dropped it when the time came. Dib stared, dumbfounded, as his boyfriend sauntered into the house. After what Zim was trying to convey sank through his weary mind, Dib smirked and gave chase.

000

Keef was happier then usual when Zim and Dib arrived at school with Gaz. The youngest of the Membranes shook her head at the hyper male.
“What’s he so excited for?” Gaz asked. “What a dork.”
“The new kid started today, remember?” Zim sighed. “Anyone else ready for Keef’s crash?”
“I give him until the end of the day.” Dib said, adjusting his glasses. “I just hope this new guy lets him down gently.”
“Your faith in Keef is astounding.” Gretchen said from Zim’s side. “I’m sure that even if this guy is straight, which is a stretch since I’ve met him, he’ll at least be nice and say yes once.”
“Your faith in people is amusing.” Zim informed her. “People can be horrible.”
“Oh, no one knows that better then me and the other club members.” Gretchen nodded. “But maybe he’ll have a heart.”
“Maybe we should prepare him for Keef being all clingy.” Gaz suggested.
“That wouldn’t be right to Keef.” Gretchen twirled some dark hair between her fingers. “I don’t want to hurt him. And if we say something to Keyvine, then Keef finds out somehow, he’ll never recover from that. it’s like a huge betrayal.”
“Trust me, I know about betrayal.” Zim muttered, hoping no one heard him. His people violated treaties and betrayed other species all the time, in their plan for world conquest. Zim’s running away from the home that was shelter to him for so long, and the people who were his supposed family, was quite a betrayal too. They’d opened up their home to him, and he’d just run out. He was a fantastic person, he really was. “So where is this new guy anyway?”
“He’s at the main office.” Keef informed. He’d sidled up next to them at the tail end of their conversation. “They didn’t have some information filled out on his paperwork, so he had to go fill it out. He’ll be in homeroom, I hope.”
“What’s his last name?” Dib wondered. “He might not be with us.”
“My last name is far off from yours, and I’m in your homeroom.” Zim countered.
“Oh yeah.”
“What is your last name, anyway?” Keef asked.
Zim paused. He had not thought about that. “Uh…it’s…”
“He’s practically a Membrane.” Dib informed. “Might as well just use our last name.”
“That would look weird.” Gaz said. “Oh, that’s just Dib and Zim Membrane. They’re sleeping together.”
“Gaz!” Dib flushed.
Even Zim had to laugh at that one. Dib gave him a look that told him to shut up. Keef flushed as well. “I don’t need to know.” He said.
“You want details, Keef, don’t lie.” Gaz said.
Keef didn’t answer for a moment. “Yeah, you’re right!” He laughed. “Maybe once I get a boyfriend, we can swap some stories.” He nudged Zim with his elbow. “Eh? Eh?”
“I don’t do it and dish.” Zim answered.
Gaz tried to hold back her laughter. “New term?”
“Naw, my brothers say it all the time. I never had a reason to use it until now.”
“You have interesting brothers.” Keef said. “Two, right?”
“Yeah. Older, before you ask.”
“I remember from the last time you told me.” Keef smiled. “See? I’m not full of hot air like everyone thinks. There’s a brain in here.” He taped the side of his head.
“Sometimes.” Gaz said.
Keef nodded as the bell rang. “Hey, wait!”
They all ran into the building together, hoping to not be late.
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