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Johnny over the limit	By : vic_elor Category: +G through L > Johnny Test Views: 20543 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Johnny was just about to turn off the lights in his bedroom and go to sleep when he heard a knock on the door.

"Who's there?" Johnny asked gruffly, feeling a bit worn down from his long but pleasant day in the park with Mary.

"It's me." Mary said softly, "Can I come in?"

"I was just about to go to sleep. You know dad freaks out if we're not in bed by bedtime." Johnny replied, not really sure what his sister wanted but pretty sure he would be too tired to deal with it. Since his sisters were now competing with each other over him what he had thought might actually take some pressure off of him had done the exact opposite; he had to keep pace with two teenage starry eyed girls rather then just one.

"Its okay, this will only take a minute and I already talked to mom and dad a minute ago so I'm sure they'll understand."

"Ok, come in then." Johnny said with a sigh as he sat down on the edge of his bed and waited. He was rather surprised to see Mary in her nightgown since, as his sisters were older, they got to stay up later then him. He suddenly wondered if Mary was actually planning on trying something with him and for some insane reason had completely given up on being discreet.

"Hi." Mary said meekly with a sad expression. She was actually sad even though the story she had told her parents and was about to lay out to Johnny was little more then a lie. She knew she could never tell her parents the real reason she was so sad and she was unsure how, if or when she should tell Johnny.

"Hi. What's going on? You don't usually go to bed for like another hour don't you?" Johnny asked, summoning up a little extra energy when he saw how sad his sister looked. Whether brother or boyfriend or both he knew that he'd have to comfort Mary if she was this upset and yet couldn't go to Susan about it.

"Yeah, that's actually what I want to talk to you about. Susan and I had a big fight earlier and I really don't think its going to blow over until at least tomorrow. I don't really want to sleep in the lab or in my room with her until we patch things up. If you don't mind I was hoping I could sleep in here tonight; I asked mom and dad already and they said it would be fine. So, can I stay with you Johnny?" Mary asked. She had to try hard to conceal the fact that she was actually overjoyed at the prospect of being able to spend the night with her boyfriend without having to sneak in or rush out in the morning or be afraid of being caught. Of course she knew that she wouldn't be able to do anything with him what with Dukey in the room and since she was pretending to be sad but it still meant a whole night cuddled up with the only boy that mattered to her.

"Sure, I guess. I mean, it must have been a pretty bad fight if you two can't even sleep in the same room." Johnny replied.

"Yeah. I'm sure we can fix it in a few days but right now I just don't even want to imagine what we would do to each other if we don't get some space." Mary explained, knowing her whole story was nothing but a lie.

"Was the fight about me?" Johnny asked, hoping it wasn't since that would mean that he was indirectly responsible for an unprecedented rift between his inseparable sisters.

"What do you mean? Why would it be about you?" Mary said nervously, her eyes darting back and forth between Johnny and Dukey.

"Its okay, Johnny has told me about what's going on." Dukey announced, understanding quite easily why Mary was freaking out, "I can't really say that I approve of what you three are doing but it seems pretty clear that I can't stop this so all I can do is do what I've always done; give Johnny advice and help him out when things inevitably blow up in his face."

"In that case, yes our fight was about you little brother but I really don't want to talk about it." Mary explained, relieved that Dukey was taking everything that was going on so well, "I'd really rather just go to bed."

"Oh, ok." Johnny said, relieved he wasn't going to be sucked into the giant powder keg that was his sister's conflicting relationship… at least not right then.

"Thanks again for being so understanding." Mary said as she locked Johnny's door and then walked over and sat down next to Johnny on his bed, "You're the best brother a sister could ever ask for."

After turning off the lights, Mary slid into Johnny's bed and snuggled up next to him, letting out a little contented sigh. As the two started to drift off to sleep, Mary began to whisper in Johnny's ear.

"Johnny?" Mary whispered.

"What?" Johnny mumbled in reply.

"Do you love me?"

"Yes Mary, I love you." Johnny whispered.

"Would you still love me if I did something bad? I mean, something evil like something brainfreeze or the mole king would do?" Mary asked, trying to sound innocent.

"Would your evilness involve hurting me or Dukey?"

"No, I could never hurt you."

"Then yes, I'd still love even if you were evil." Johnny answered.

"Good." Mary said followed by a sigh of relief.

"First of all, I have super dog hearing so I can hear everything you whisper." Dukey announced in his normal voice, "Second, why did you just sound so relieved by an answer to a hypothetical question?"

"No reason, just curious." Mary replied, trying her best to fain innocence.

"No, people in love ask silly questions like would you still love me if I was a blonde or would you still love me if I stole a car. People don't ask would you still love me if I was evil unless they have actually done something evil!"

"That's not true." Mary insisted.

"Are you sure?" Dukey questioned Mary.

"Of course."

"And you'd say that even if say, Johnny, the love of your life, asked you and wanted you to be completely honest?" Dukey asked.

"Well, maybe a little evil… not real evil though, more like necessary evil which isn't really even evil at all if you think about it."

"Say what?" Johnny asked, Mary's last answer causing him to sit up in bed.

"Now remember, you promised me you'd love me even if I was evil." Mary reminded Johnny, an expression of fear appearing on her face.

"What did you do?" Dukey asked.

"I only did what I had to do, what any reasonable person would have done!"

"What did you do?" Johnny asked.

"I don't want to say. You might get upset and I don't want to ruin your sleep. You know a boy your age needs a full 8 hours of quality rest per night to be healthy and I would never want to do anything to jeopardize your health! Besides, I need my beauty sleep as well if I want to be girlfriend I can be." Mary said, nervously rushing through her thought and then faking a yawn.

"Let's start with a hint." Dukey suggested, "Are Mr. Black and Mr. White going to break into Johnny's bedroom at any moment because of what you did?"

"No." Mary replied.

"What about the general?" Johnny asked.

"Of course not." Mary answered.

"Well that's a relief." Dukey sighed, "Is what you did going to cause the destruction of Porkbelly?"

"Nope."

"Well, it doesn't sound all the bad so far." Johnny said, sounding relieved, "Is what you did going to cause mom and dad to be angry at us?"

"Well…" Mary said, hesitating.

"Be honest. Johnny and I can't help you unless you're honest with us."

"I've put certain countermeasure into place so that mom and dad wouldn't get angry at us… unless they find out the real truth."

"I don't like how that sounded. Would you please just tell us what you did?" Dukey asked.

"I think it would be best if I didn't." Mary answered.

"Please?" Johnny asked, trying to put on an expression that he had seen the 'cool guy' use on one of the tv drama's aimed at teenage girls that his sisters secretly loved, "You know you call tell me anything. I love you, remember? You don't want to keep secrets from your boyfriend, do you?"

Mary still didn't want to admit what she had done but as she looked into his eyes and heard his words, especial 'boyfriend', Mary couldn't resist any longer.

"I used an unstable prototype of an invention on Susan that tricked her into loving you so that she would want you just like I do and thus she wouldn't be able to tell on us. That's why she suddenly got the hots for you a few weeks ago." Mary blurted out.

"Ok, well that's a pretty terrible thing to do to your sister and I'd probably qualify it as evil but I guess it could be worse." Johnny said with a nod.

"Yeah, but the hard part is that you know we're going to have to tell Susan the truth." Dukey told Johnny.

"Well, actually you don't. You see, she already figured it out earlier today. That's what our fight was about." Mary explained.

"Oh, well that makes sense I guess." Johnny told his sister, relieved that he had avoided having to tell Susan the truth, "And you don't have to worry. Just promise you won't do anything crazy like that again and I'll forgive you."

"Well…." Mary said, hesitating again.

"Oh no, she's hesitating again." Dukey said, getting nervous again, "What else did you do?"

"Well, when she found out what I had done it apparently caused her feelings for Johnny to fade away. She was really mad and I was pretty sure she was going to tell mom and dad or do something even worse so I had to do something to stop her. I couldn't let her hurt Johnny." Mary explained.

"So you killed her?" Dukey asked, shocked at Mary's audacity.

"I could never kill my sister, even if she was about to ruin the one pure and wonderful thing I've ever had in my life!" Mary exclaimed. Though neither one said anything, both Johnny and Dukey felt a little shiver run through them as the horror movie like vibe of Mary's statement processed in their minds.

"Oh good, you had me worried there for a moment." Dukey said, sounding noticeably relieved.

"I just knocked her unconscious and locked her in our human hibernation chamber for the next twenty years."

"Wow, didn't see that coming!" Johnny muttered in shock.

"You know its funny cause that's exactly what Susan said when I told her what I was going to do."
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