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The Kitty Katswell Show	By : Homeydaclowndasecond Category: +S through Z > T.U.F.F. Puppy Views: 7008 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Diamonds, are a Cat's Best Friend
Since, no one didn't suggest an idea for chapter 3. I guess, I have to create a idea. This chapter might include a possible cat fight between Kitty & Madam Catastrophe. And is the first chapter of Catastrophe's secret crush for Kitty.
It was another day in Petropolis. The sun was shining & all that crap. Despite all this good things happening, T.U.F.F. has to continue on defeating all of the villains, that roam free in the streets of Petropolis.
Yep. Crime doesn't take rest or take a day off, except for late nights, & Sunday. But for the rest of days of the week, during the daylight & early evening hours, crime works.
Anyway, the scene is at a pizza parlor now. Dudley jumps out of the door & into Kitty's ride. He was still wearing his pimp hat from the last chapter.
"C'mon, Kitty." he hollered. "I wanna get back in time for my show!!!"
"Shut up!!!" said a voice. "I'm comin'!!! It's hard to see, with these pizza boxes, blocking my view."
Then came a stack of pizza boxes with legs & arms.
"Can you help me?" the stack of pizza boxes said.
"Do I have to?" Dudley whined.
"I think, it will be the gentlemen's approach." said the stack of pizza boxes.
"Okay." Dudley said, as he got out of the car.
He opened up the car door & shoved the stack of pizzas into it.
The audience laughs.
Through the boxes of pizzas, Kitty's head sticks up. She had a slice of pizza on her head. The audience whoos, cheers, whistled, & applauded for the star.
"Thanks for helping me, Dudley." Kitty said with sarcasm in her voice, as the audience laughs.
"Anytime." Dudley said stupidly, not noticing Kitty's sarcasm.
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
Kitty notices his pimp hat.
"You still wearing that pimp hat, I see."
"Yeah." Dudley said. "I like it! It makes me look cool."
"Whatever." Kitty said in a bored tone.
Dudley takes the slice of pizza from Kitty's head & start eating it. The audience laughs.
"Mmmm. There's nothing like a slice of pepperoni, Italian sausage & mushroom pizza!" he said, as he burped.
Just then, Kitty's communicator watch goes off.
Keswick was on it.
"Agents Katswell & Pimp Dog. The Chameleon's holding up a local c-c-c-clothing store." he said.
"Where at?" Kitty asked.
"At the P-P-Pimpz and H-H-Ho's." Keswick answered.
"Isn't that, that joint by Thugz' Bonez & Shit?" Dudley asks.
"Yes." Keswick answers.
Dudley then thinks for a second.
"Okay! Let's get that bastard!!!"
He jumps into the driver's seat.
Kitty grabs him & throws him to the passenger seat. The audience laughs as this happens.
"Hold your roll. This is my car." she sniffed as she sat in the driver's seat. "I'm the one who drives."
"But I've driven your car before." Dudley whined.
"Yeah, but you wasn't wearing' that hat." Kitty said. "Now let's go!"
Then she starts the car & drives off to the crime.
Minutes later, at Pimpz and Ho's. The duo jumps out of the car, to see that moron, The Chameleon was holding a laser gun. He had the gun aimed at the manager's head.
"Are you gonna give me the clothes for free or do I have to zap you full of holes?" he asked.
"Man, hell nawl!" the manager said angrily.
"Well, I have to shoot you then!" The Chameleon laughed.
"Not so fast, Chameleon!!!"
The Chameleon turns his back to see Kitty jumped in & aimed her gun at him.
"Oh shit! It's the extremely beautiful & sexy agent Kitty Katswell!" The Chameleon exclaims. "The person, that I tried to kill by blowing her up nine times, but failed!"
"Failed miserably." Kitty added.
The audience laughs.
"Now, release that manager, before I have to hurt your ass!"
"You gonna hurt me?" The Chameleon laughed. "Wow! Now that's a sexy & erotic thought!"
The audience laughs, as he starts drooling a bit from the sexy daydream.
Kitty was pissed.
"Looks like, I'm gonna hurt your perverted ass bad now, since you're havin' that sexy daydream of me." she said. "Me & all my nine lives."
The Chameleon slams his ray gun on the floor.
"Bring it on, bitch!"
"Your ass is mine!!!" Kitty said, as she did a karate pose.
Then they both started attacking each other.
Kitty gives several punches to The Chameleon's face. Then she moves on down his body. The Chameleon then flicks Kitty's nose. She holds her nose & he knocks her down to the floor with a swift roundhouse kick to the leg.
"Ha!Ha! Looks like I win!!" The Chameleon shouted. "Nice try. Maybe next time, you'll get to 'hurt me' again. Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Then he turns his attention back to the manager.
Kitty was ultra pissed.
"The one thing, that you shouldn't do, Chameleon." she said, but not loud enough for him to hear.
She extracted her claws out.
"That you shouldn't turn your back, during' a blade fight!!!"
Then she slashes the back of the Chameleon's transformation suit, and his back too.
"Ahhh!!!" hollered the Chameleon in pain. "What the hell are you doin' bitch?"
Kitty keeps slashing on the Chameleon's back, as blood starts seeping out.
"Bitch? I'll bitch you!!!!" Kitty shouted, as the audience laughs.
This keeps going, until the Chameleon gives up.
"AHHH! I GIVE!!! I GIVE!!!!!" The Chameleon cried in pain. "I GIVE UP!!!! JUST STOP SLASHING MY BAAACCCCKKKK!!!!"
"What was that?" Kitty asked with an evil smile as she kept slashing his back, pretending that she didn't hear him. "I can't hear you. I'm too busy making' deli meat out of your back!!!"
"AHHHH!!! YOU WIN, DAMMIT!!!" cried the Chameleon. "YOU HURT ME!!!! MY ASS IS YOURS!!!!"
"That's what I thought." Kitty said, as she stopped slashing her enemy's back.
Four minutes later, medical personnel & the police were there, treating the Chameleon. Kitty had washed all of the blood off her claws, when Dudley walks up.
"So, what happened?" he asked.
Kitty turns to him.
"Dudley! Where the hell have you been?!" she asked angrily. "I had to fight the Chameleon alone!!"
"I was at Thugz' Bonez and Shit." Dudley said, as he burped.
Kitty facepalms herself as the audience laughs.
"What a fuckin' idiot!" she muttered.
Then the manager of Pimpz and Ho's walks up to them.
"Thank you, fo' savin' my store." he said. "Fo' now on, anything you want out of here, is 99% off."
"Really?" Dudley asks.
"Yep." the manager says. "Anything, playboy."
"Hi-Gee-Gee!" Dudley said, and went into the men's department.
Kitty shrugged her shoulders.
"Well, he did said, we get 99% off."
She goes into the ladies department, as the police hauled the Chameleon's ass off to jail.
Soon, Kitty's car was filled of; pimp canes, pimp hats, mostly of Dudley's & a small bag, which was Kitty's. It consisted of a red feminine blouse, black jeans, ear rings, & black boots.
Kitty was wearing a black bolero hat with a red band. The hat was tilted to the right, covering half of her right eye. Ala Alicia Keys.
"Ha!Ha! You look funny, wearing your hat like that!" Dudley laughed. "Especially, when it's tilted like that."
"Oh yeah!" Kitty sniffed. "At least, my hat doesn't have a feather, that makes you look fruity!!!"
"Hey!" Dudley sniffed. "This feather doesn't make me look gay. It makes me look cool!!"
Then he tries to snap his fingers at her but fails, as she slaps his hand, which in turns punches him.
The audience laughs.
"That hurts, mean lady!" he cried.
"Enough playin', time to get all these pizzas back to headquarters." Kitty said, as she started up the car.
"Yeah, that'll be a wise thing." Dudley said stupidly.
"Shut up!" Kitty hollered.
Back at Tuff headquarters. The Chief was waiting for them.
"So, did you two stop the Chameleon?"
"I did, Chief." Kitty said, as she turned to Dudley. "But the Big Player here, got a beer at Thugz' Bonez and Shit."
Dudley burps.
The audience laughs at his stupidity.
Everyone looks at him.
"What?" he asks.
"Did you bring me any?" The Chief asked.
"No." the stupid dog answers.
"AGENT PUPPY!!!" The Chief shouted.
"It's Big Dudley P. Chief." Dudley corrected, as he pointed to his hat.
"Whatever the fuck, you wanna be called!!" The Chief continued. "You know drinking', while on missions is against the rules!!!!"
"But you drink, while on the job." Dudley pointed out.
"That's me. This is about you." The Chief sniffed.
Then he recovers.
"Anyway, onto more important matters. So did you two the pizzas?"
"Yeah, we got them." Kitty said. "They're sitting on the table, in the snack room.
"Great!" The Chief exclaims. "The last one's there, is a registered voter!"
The room clears like magic. The audience laughs.
At the snack room, the main good guys & some posers was eat their pizzas.
Keswick notices Kitty's new hat.
"Where did you g-g-get the new hat, K-K-Kitty?" he asks.
"I got it from that Pimpz and Ho's store." Kitty answered.
"How much did it c-c-c-cost?" Keswick asked.
"It was 99% off." Kitty started. "The manager was so grateful that I saved his business, that anytime me, Dudley or the both of us want anything from there, it's gonna be 99% off."
"Wow." Keswick said. "Can I see y-y-y-your hat?"
"Sure." Kitty said, as she took her hat off and gave it to him.
Keswick looks at it.
"N-N-Not a bad looking hat." he said, as he gave Kitty her hat back. "I l-l-like it."
"Thanks." Kitty smiled, as she tilted her hat over her right eye.
"You know, Agent Katswell." The Chief started. "You look like, that singer/R+B Alicia Keys girl."
"I do, don't I?" Kitty said.
The others nodded.
Dudley was cross.
"Hey! I got a hat too." he whined. "Why ain't anybody complimentin' me on it?"
"Because, Agent Puppy." The Chief started, but was interrupted by Dudley.
"Big Dudley P." he said, as the audience laughs.
"Whatever." The Chief said in a bored tone, as the audience laughs. "Because, you keep bragging on how neat it is and how cool it makes you."
"Dudley. Isn't that freak show of yours on?" Kitty questioned, as she took a bite from her pizza. "Jerry Springer?"
"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "I'm missin' it!!"
He runs out of the snack room, but he crashes into the vending machine.
The audience laughs.
"I meant to do that." Dudley said.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"What a fuckin' retard." Kitty said.
"Ditto." The Chief & Keswick said in unison, as the audience laughs.
Meanwhile, across town in a black apartment building. It shows a apartment, that had priceless vases, jewelry, electronics, & even fancy cars.
Then is shows two characters, that look exactly like Kitty & Dudley.
They of course was, Madam Catastrophe and Dr. Rabies. They was in the middle of planning something.
"Now, here's plan." Madam Catastrophe said in her Russian accent. "We go to Taylor's Jewelry Shop, rob them all of their jewelry & diamonds, that make all American girls attractive to men. Then we sell jewelry on black market, for triple price of original price."
"Good plan, Catastrophe darlink." Dr. Rabies praised. "Just for that, we make Russian love, no?"
"No." Catastrophe said, as she slaps her partner across the face.
The audience laughs.
"Dammit, Catastrophe!" Rabies whined. "That hurt-ski."
"I'm in business for robbink & stealink. Not procreatink." Catastrophe said.
Then she sighs.
"Anyways, Taylor's have special diamond, that I want. Not ordinary diamond, either. It's the Emerald Egyptian Cat's Diamond."
"Emerald Egyptian Cat's Diamond?" Rabies repeated.
"Yeah. It's a special type of diamond, that make girl cats, a lot attractive in their appearance." Catastrophe said, as she showed Rabies a magazine ad of the diamond. "It comes only in a necklace."
"So, you want that?" Rabies asked.
"Yeah!" Catastrophe said, as she slams the magazine down. "I need that! I'm tired of beink rejected by American men."
"Maybe, you shouldn't blast them, with your ray gun?" Rabies suggested.
"Hey! It's not my fault, that they make fun of my beard & patch!" Catastrophe sniffed.
"Maybe, you shouldn't shed them to bits, with your claws, either." Rabies said.
Catastrophe looks at him angrily.
"Maybe, I should what they say; shut the fuck up, no?" he smiled nervously.
"Yes." Catastrophe said, as the audience laughs.
Then she sighs again.
"Rabies, darlink. Whatever made me hire you?"
"I needed place to stay." Rabies said.
"Oh yeah." Catastrophe said. "And you said, you was going to pay rent."
She hold her hand out.
"Speakink of which."
"Dammit!" Rabies sniffed, as he took the money from his pocket and put it in Catastrophe's hand.
The audience laughs.
"Thanks!" she said, as she put the money in her pocket.
"So, when do we strike jewelry store?" Rabies asked.
"We strike at sunset." Catastrophe said. "Now laugh evilly with me, Rabies darlink! Muwahahahahahaha!"
"Muwahahahahaha!" Rabies laughed.
"MUWAHAHAHAHA!" they both laughed evilly in unison as the audience laughs.
Back at Tuff headquarters, several hours later.
Kitty was sitting at her computer. She was reading Jewelry for Cats magazine. Dudley runs up to her.
"Hey, Kitty." he greeted.
"Hey." Kitty said, not taking her eyes of her magazine.
"What are you readin'?" Dudley asked in a annoying voice, as the audience laughs.
"Jewelry For Cats, Dudley." Kitty answered. "What do you want?"
"I'm just so damn bored!!" Dudley hollered. "There's nothing to do!!! Can I sit here with you?"
"Sure, whatever floats your boat, Dudley." Kitty said, still not taking her eyes off her magazine.
So Dudley takes a spare chair & sits next to her, as Kitty turns the page in her magazine.
She keeps reading. It was all silent. The silence was peaceful, so peaceful, that it makes Dudley sleepy.
He falls asleep in his chair, and the audience laughs.
Kitty keeps reading, until she turned to the next page.
"Oh my god!!!" she exclaims loudly.
Dudley immediately wakes up!
"I'M AWAKE!!!!" he hollered, as the audience laughs at his retardedness.
Then he turns to Kitty.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong. It's just they're advertising the Emerald Egyptian Cat's Diamond Necklace." Kitty explained, as she showed him the ad in the magazine.
Dudley takes it & starts reading it.
"Make your Cat mistress, the jewel of your eye with the Emerald Egyptian Cat's Diamond Necklace. With this, she will be the cat's meow." he read. "Sounds like an interesting piece of jewelry there."
He gives Kitty back her magazine.
"Yeah, it is." Kitty said. "God, I wish, I can have that! It'll make a great birthday gift or Christmas present."
Then the Chief's Big monitor comes down.
"AGENTS KATSWELL & PUPPY!!!" The Chief started, but was interrupted by Dudley again.
"It's Big Dudley P." Dudley said, pointing to his pimp hat again.
Kitty punches him.
"Shut up!" she sniffed, as the audience laughs. "What is it, Chief?"
"Taylor's Jewelry Store is being robbed by Madam Catastrophe & Dr. Rabies!!" The Chef shouted. "I want you two to stop them!!!"
"We're on it, Chef!!" Kitty exclaims, as she grabs her hat off of her computer monitor. "C'mon, Dudley."
"Oh my god!" the dumb dog exclaims. "Where's my hat? WHERE'S MY HAT!?!!!"
"It's on your head, asshole." Kitty said, looking bored, as the audience laughs.
Dudley looks up.
"Oh yeah. There it is. I-I was wearing' it the whole time." he laughed nervously.
"Let's just go!" Kitty shouted.
At Taylor's Jewelry Store. Catastrophe & Rabies was holding up the joint. Catastrophe had a gun aimed at the clerk.
"You will fill sack, full of diamonds!!" she ordered.
The clerk started filling up the sack full of diamonds.
"You will fill sack, full of jewelry, no?" Rabies said, as he pointed his gun at another clerk's head.
"Y-Y-Yeah." the scared clerk said, as he started stuffing the sack full of jewelry.
Seconds later, Kitty pulls up.
"Yep. That's them alright." she said, as she jumped out of the car.
"How can you tell?" Dudley asks stupidly.
"By their car." Kitty pointed.
She pointed to a black, shiny 2011 Mercury Grand Marquis.
"Oh, I see." Dudley muttered, as he jumped out of the car.
Back in the jewelry store. Catastrophe & Rabies' bags were full.
"Okay." Catastrophe said, as she lugged one of the heavy bags over her shoulder. "All I need is that, Emerald Egyptian Cat's Diamond Necklace, then we be done."
"I don't think so!" said a voice.
Catastrophe turns, to where the voice comes from.
"Who dare say that to me?!"
Kitty jumps in & aims her gun at Catastrophe.
"You're not leavin' this store, with that diamond necklace."
"Well. Well. Well. If it isn't Tuff agent; Kitty Katswell." Catastrophe said. "The cat, who looks like me, except she's not evil, nor do she have beard & patch over left eye."
"Yes, it is." Kitty said. "The one and only."
Catastrophe turns to Rabies.
"Rabies, darlink. Let's attack!!!!"
Kitty turns to Dudley.
"Dudley! Attack!!!!"
Then both duos started fighting each other.
Dudley grabs Rabies by the throat & starts punching the shit outta him, while Kitty battles with Catastrophe with her ray gun.
Rabies tries to stop Dudley's brutal punches, by kicking his look alike in the groin. Dudley sees this coming.
"Oh, I don't think so, Comrade." he said, as he grabs Rabies' leg. "It is you, who's gonna get hurt in the balls."
Then he punches Rabies squared in the groin.
"AHHHH!!! MY FELLAS!!!!" hollered Rabies, as the audience laughs.
Meanwhile, the cats was still fighting each other with their ray guns. Even though, they was in front of each other, they was still missing.
Kitty then stops.
"Wait a minute. We're not getting' anywhere by shooting each other with these ray guns."
Catastrophe stops shooting also.
"Yeah, you're right."
Kitty puts her gun away.
"Let's use our fists instead!!!!" she said, as she did a fight pose.
"I agree!" Catastrophe said, as she also did a fight pose. "Get ready, to have your ass handed to you, Katswell!!!"
"I'm gonna enjoy, beating the shit outta your Soviet ass!!!" Kitty said.
Then the two cats started fist fighting.
Kitty gave Catastrophe several punches to the face. Catastrophe then responds to this, by giving Kitty punches to the stomach.
"Muwahahaha!" Catastrophe laughed, as she kept delivering punches.
Kitty catches Catastrophe's fist & started twisting her arm.
"Oww!" Catastrophe hollered.
"How you'd like that!?" Kitty shouted.
Then Kitty flips Catastrophe over her shoulder. She slams the Russian cat onto the floor. Then Kitty bodyslams onto her.
"Give up yet?" Kitty asked.
"Never!" Catastrophe shouted.
Then Catastrophe knees Kitty in the stomach, making Kitty get off. Catastrophe then did a swift roundhouse kick to Kitty, knocking her off of her feet. Kitty falls onto the floor & Catastrophe jumps ontop of her, to keep her from getting up.
She looks straight into Kitty's eyes.
"Looks like, I'm going to finish you off, Katswell." she said with an evil smirk, as she extracted her claws and put them on Kitty's throat. "Time to send you, to that secret agency up in the sky!"
Then Catastrophe goes for the kill. Fortunately, Kitty grabs Catastrophe's hand. She squeezes her enemy's hand with all her might.
"I...don't...think....so!" Kitty shouted, as she was pulling Catastrophe's hand down by force. "I'm not dying! NOT TODAY!!!"
She slams Catastrophe's hand down & kneed Catastrophe right in the stomach. Catastrophe holds her stomach in pain & Kitty gets back up. She extracts her own claws.
"You wanna blade fight? Well, you got one!!!!"
Catastrophe hears her.
"You are like they say in your country; going down!!!"
The both cats started attacking each other with their claws. Catastrophe swipes at Kitty, fortunately she misses Kitty's head, but instead slashes Kitty's top open. Her blue bra was exposed.
The audience hootered & hollered from this.
"Well. Well. Well. Looks like, someone's healthy." Catastrophe teased.
"You bitch!!!" Kitty sniffed.
Then she slashed Catastrophe's top open in response. Catastrophe's black bra was exposed. The audience hooted & hollered.
Dudley & Rabies was watching all this.
"Damn! I've never known Madam Catastrophe had some great-lookin' breasts." Dudley awed.
"And I've never know, that your partner have some great; what do you call it; melons." Rabies said.
"Maybe, we should watch this." Dudley said. "Maybe, they'll rip some more clothes off."
"Yeah." Dr. Rabies said.
Meanwhile, the female cats continued the claw-fighting. Kitty slashed Catastrophe's stomach & then several uppercuts to Catastrophe's face. In response to this, Catastrophe kicks Kitty to one of the store's display stands.
Catastrophe goes for the attack, but Kitty sees this coming. She picks up of what is left of the display, and slams it against Catastrophe's leg.
"OW! MY FUCKINK LEG!!!!" Catastrophe hollered.
Kitty then delivers roundhouse kicks to Catastrophe's head. Kick after kick, made Madam Catastrophe weaker in defense. Soon Catastrophe was on her knees.
"Please stop!" she hollered. "No diamonds are worth this!!! I give!!!"
Kitty delivers a brutal kick to Catastrophe's face. The blow knocks her down.
"Well, looks like I win." Kitty said, as she picked up her hat.
She goes over to the Emerald Egyptian Cat's Diamond Necklace, which was sitting out. She picks it up.
"You're safe now." Kitty said.
Then all of a sudden, Catastrophe attacks her.
"GIMME THAT NECKLACE!!!!!" she hollered.
Catastrophe tries to slash Kitty to bits with her claws. Fortunately, Kitty delivered a karate chop to Catastrophe's head, which knocks her unconscious. The audience applaudes.
Kitty sets the necklace down.
"That'll show you! Slut!" she sniffed.
The audience laughs.
Soon, Dr. Rabies & Madam Catastrophe was being arrested & sent off to jail. Dudley & Kitty had gave the jewelry shop their jewelry back.
"That was some fight, between you & Madam Catastrophe!" Dudley exclaims. "It could've used more clothes strippin'!!!"
Kitty turns to him.
"Why you say that? Do you want me to be naked?" she asked in a teasing voice. "Is that it?"
"Uh, no." Dudley said, as he started sweating.
Then he quickly thinks of something.
"Uh, Kitty. I think, the manager wants to thank you."
"He does." Kitty said, as she straightened out her hat. "Okay."
She goes over to where the manager was.
Dudley looks down at the Emerald Egyptian Cat's Diamond Necklace. He remembers, that Kitty was talking about how wonderful, if she got that for a present.
"Well, her birthday's coming' up soon." he said to himself. "And she did said, that it would be a wonderful gift."
So he puts the necklace into his shirt pocket quickly.
"There! All nice & safe." he said.
Kitty comes back to him.
"Well, I'm ready to go." she said.
"So am I." Dudley said. "Let's go."
They leave the jewelry store.
Back at Tuff headquarters.
Keswick was the first one, to see them.
"So, h-h-how did the mission go?" he asks.
"Well, Kitty got her top slashed open, by Madam Catastrophe." Dudley said. "It was hot!!!"
Kitty slaps the shit outta him & the audience laughs.
"Shut up, fuckwad!" she sniffed.
"Did she r-r-r-really?" Keswick asked, as he looks at Kitty with an sly smile.
"Y-eah. I did." Kitty said, getting uncomfortable.
Then she looks at her watch. It was after 7:00.
"Oh look! It's after 7! Quittin' time. C'mon Dudley." she said quickly, as she pushed the dog.
"Oh well. M-M-M-More on that exposed b-b-breasts t-t-t-tomorrow then?" Keswick called out.
There was no answer.
"Oh well." Keswick said. "It was w-w-worth asking. I guess, I have to c-c-continue, dreaming what she look like, without her clothes again t-t-tonight."
At the car, Kitty put on her new red shirt, that she brought hours ago.
"Whoo! This has been some day." Kitty said, as she got in the car.
"Yeah." Dudley started. "Everyone noticed how cool my hat is."
Kitty stares at him.
"Whatever." she said, as the audience laughs.
She starts up the car.
"Let's get you home, Dudley."
She pulls out of the headquarters.
On the way to Dudley's house, Kitty was thinking.
"I wonder, if Madam Catastrophe was gettin' a high off of me wrestling with her at the jewelry store?" she asked outloud.

It shows the Petropolis jail.
Madam Catastrophe was in one cell & Dr. Rabies was in the cell next to her.
"Well, this plan didn't end well." Catastrophe muttered.
"Hey. At least, your top got slashed off." Rabies said. "That is hot, no?"
"Shuttink the fuck up now, Rabies darlink!!!" Catastrophe sniffed, as the audience laughs.
Then she thinks.
"But that was kind of hot, when Katswell & I was wrestlink on floor. I-I think, I'm in love with Katswell, Rabies darlink! I'M IN LOVE WITH KITTY KATSWELL!!!!"
"So, you're not the only one." said a voice.
"Who said that?!" Catastrophe demanded.
"I did. The Chameleon." came the reply.
On the other side of Catastrophe's cell, was the Chameleon's cell.
"You lovink her too?" Catastrophe asked.
"Oh yes." the Chameleon said. "Her sexy body, just make me wanna melt!"
"You masturbatink to her, no?" Catastrophe asked, with a sly smile.
"Yes." the Chameleon exclaims. "I have some spare photos of her, if you want them."
"Yes!" Catastrophe exclaims.
"Heh. Heh. Heh!" the Chameleon laughs. "Good choice, Madam!"
So Catastrophe holds her hand out & the Chameleon gave her the sexy photos of Kitty to her.
"These are sexy pictures." she said. "Where did you get them?"
"From her Headpage account." the Chameleon said.
"Like they say in this country. Cool." Catastrophe said.
"Catastrophe darlink!" Rabies called out. "You still there, no?"
"Shut up, Rabies darlink!" Catastrophe shouted. "I'm gonna be busy for awhile."
"That means, she's gonna be masturbating." the Chameleon said.
"You mean jacking off, no?" Rabies asked.
"Yeah, that's the lay-man's terms for it." the Chameleon muttered, as he took out some more of Kitty's sexy pictures.
He starts drooling at the photos, as the audience laughs at the perverted freak.

"I dunno." Dudley said. "Probably."
"It's time to end the chapter now, Dudley." Kitty said.
"What already? I was startin' to have fun!!" Dudley cried.
"Don't cry, Dudley." Kitty started. "We'll be back in the next chapter."
Then she looks at the camera & smiles.
"Make sure, you readers review!!"
Then she does a sexy pose.
The audience applaudes, as 'The Kitty Katswell Show' funky 70's theme plays.
End Chapter.
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