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My Arch-Enemy's Wedding	By : Jayrich Category: Kim Possible > Het- Male/Female Views: 15997 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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My Arch-Enemy’s Wedding III

Muffled explosions filled Shego’s ears as the force of them rattled her from an unconscious state. She was still somewhat disoriented though as she tried to pick herself off the ground. A moment later though, she would receive some unexpected help.
“Shego, MOVE!!!”
That warning was followed by an arm wrapping around her waist and pulling her backwards, just as an electrical blast went off at her former position. Falling back to the floor, she looked to her right to see Kim as her savior.
“Can you go for another round?” Her red-headed rival asked.
Shego smirked in response. “With that lightweight? You must be joking…”
Jumping to her feet, she turned towards the woman who took her consciousness earlier, Electronique. “Aw, did I hurt you with that last blast? Perhaps I should ease up and—EEK!!!”
A concussive blast to her shoulder silenced the voltage mistress as Shego charged. “Shut up and fight, bitch.”
Kim rose to her feet as well, watching Shego continue her duel with Electronique…until she felt a pair of eyes watching, and descending. She turned to see Aviarius’ Condor swooping down for the kill. Reacting quickly, she flipped into the air, landing on the bird’s back and gripping tightly as it ascended to the highest reaches of the lair.
“Foolish Girl Spy!” Aviarius ranted. “You’re about to be taken for THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!!!!”
Kim could only roll her eyes at his threat. “I’d so rather be fighting Camille Leon right now…”
As she continued to hang on for dear life, she flew over her boyfriend’s location, where he was currently in a showdown with The Mathter.
“Now I shall have my vengeance!” He laughed. “I’ve never forgiven your father for my Multiple failures! He Added insult to—!”
“OK, I’m getting REAL tired of the math puns.” Ron interrupted. “So I’m just gonna say this now, because I rarely get the chance to…give up now, or I’ll put the hurt on you!”
The Mathter simply cackled in response. “Really!? You really think you have a Fraction of a chance!? You are nothing but a Decimal to me!” He stormed forward towards the sidekick, who slowly stretched into a ninjitsu stance. “I will end you as easily as a Calculus Test, FOR I AM THE MIGHTY MATHT—!!!”
THWACK!!!
His face stood frozen as his declaration died with the impact of Ron’s foot striking his jaw. The ninja-trained sidekick completed the devastating roundhouse, bringing his leg around and sending the sinister mathematician spinning to the ground, where he laid unconsciously in a pool of his own drool.
“BOOYA! That’s call the Ron-House Kick, baby!” Ron taunted as Rufus climbed on his shoulder and mimicked the Karate Kid’s stance. Their celebration was shorted though, as Ron felt someone sneaking from behind. Quickly he turned to face him, back in his stance. “HUWAAAH! You wanna piece of Ron?”
Unfortunately for him it was Aviarius, who had just witnessed his physical feat and decided to dispatch with him using his gem. “Oh right, that gem-cane thing…KP, HELP!!!”
And like a rocket he took off, desperate to get enough distance from the self-proclaimed Dark Master of the Winged World. Fortunately though, as Aviarius took aim, he was brutally reunited with his pet Condor as Kim leapt clear crashing it into him, sending both tumbling wildly and effectively removing Aviarius from the fight.
“Well, I guess that’s one way to flip the bird…” She remarked with a smirk.
“See? I knew you thought that Action Movie One-Liners book was a good Valentine’s Day gift.” Ron chimed in.
Kim simply rolled her eyes as smirked as the two rushed over to Shego’s position, where she was currently combating Electronique heatedly. They locked hands in their struggle, blue and green sparks of energy popping from them as they glared into each other’s eyes.
“How does it feel?” Electronique asked cockily. “Your beloved Wedding Day, not to mention your entire life is now ruined! No one will ever see you as more than just a petty crook.”
“Really!?” Shego responded with genuine shock over her words. “Really!? You think you’ve ruined me? For the better part of my adult life I’ve worked for the man who’ll be my future husband to take over the world, all while fighting off Miss Priss over there and the Boy Scout Brigade every step of the way! And you think YOU ruined my life?! Lady, this…is a Spa Day.”
And with that, Shego shifted her weight, falling backwards as she pulled Electronique forward. Rolling on her back, she planted her feet into the Voltage Villainess’ gut and flung her into the air. She landed a dozen feet away, just as Kim & Ron reached Shego.
“Miss Priss?” Kim said. “I haven’t heard that one in years.”
“Lay off, my Wedding’s coming up.” Shego barked back.
“FOOLS!!!!”
The three turned around to see Aviarius back on his feet, and holding a remote with a red button on the face. “There will be no Wedding Bells for you! For I, AVIARIUS will now unleash—!”
“Aw, not the stupid Hummingbirds again…” Ron lamented.
“No, even worse!” Aviarius boasted. “Cower in fear, for you will now come face-to-face with…MY DODO OF DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!”
“You’ve got to be kidding me…” Kim responded.
It was no joke though, as Aviarius held his remote high above his head. With his thumb on the button, he confidently…
KRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
…was buried under debris as the wall to his hideout came crashing down. Kim and the others shielded their eyes from the dust kicked up by the crash, and as the room cleared the three saw what was responsible for the forceful entry…a Red & Yellow Monster Truck, holding three people who could be considered the closest to Shego.
“SHEGO!!!” The first person out of the truck was her fiancé, Drakken. “Shego I’m here, where are you?”
“Remind me again why I’m marrying him?” Shego said to Kim, annoyed.
“Sorry, can’t help you there.” Kim replied as Motor Ed was the second to exit his vehicle.
“Hey, Red!” He cheered. “Haven’t seen you since my heist down in Monte Carlo last summer!”
“Yeah, how could I forget?” Kim recalled. “The lights, the scenes…the huge Truckasaurus that almost scorched me & Ron…”
Ed nodded his head and grinned. “Oh yeah, total kick-ass, dude. Seriously!”
“So where is the fool who dares frame my fiancé!?” Drakken demanded.
“Calm down Drakken, it’s been taken care of.” Shego told him.
“Ha, I knew it!” Confidently he stood by Shego, placing his hands on his hips. “Once they heard the feared Dr. Drakken was on the way, they fled in terror!”
“Seriously, why am I marrying him?” Shego asked again, this time to herself. But as she groaned and placed her head in her palm, she failed to notice Electronique back on her feet, and charging up a massive blast aimed at her. Setting her feet, she unleashed the powerful energy attack, firing it dead at the bride-to-be.
“Shego!”
“Huh—!”
She felt a push, a forceful shove that jostled her from her upright position, just as she saw a bright flash of light pass by. As she hit the floor, she witnessed her fiancé taking the impact of Electronique’s attack; the current flowing through him lit him up, before throwing him across the secret lair, where he landed in an unconscious state.
“Drakken…” Kim gasped.
“Aw man…” Ron uttered.
And lost in the shock was Shego herself. The sight of him lying there motionless was a reminded, even though the question was rhetorical. Why was she marrying him? Because he loved her, and she loved him. And right now, she hated Electronique for what she had done.
“Aw, did I break your boyfriend, Shego?” The electric villainess mocked.
Standing back up, Shego ignited her fists, channeling every ounce of kinetic energy she could muster. “You know what? In a few moments, you’re gonna be begging for me to end you.”
Electronique simply scoffed at her threat, but her feelings quickly turned to caution. She could see the fire in Shego’s jade eyes, the hatred adorned on her face. It wasn’t out of the norm for a villain to cross the line in hurting loved ones, but at that moment Electronique felt in the pit of her stomach that she may not be able to weather the backlash.
Acting quickly, she put up an energy barrier as Shego unloaded a shocking barrage of energy blasts, enough to make everyone witnessing the fight shield their eyes again, this time from the brightness. Within seconds Electronique’s barrier collapsed from attacks, forcing her to go on the offensive. The two ladies charged, with Electronique throwing the first punch, one that was easily stopped in Shego’s palm. The Jade fiancé countered with a spinning elbow, and followed up with a roundhouse that sent her staggering back.
Just those two blows hurt Electronique enough to keep the fight at a distance, as she fired off an electric blast. Shego responded with a dazzling show of agility though, and answered with two knees to her chin. She reeled back to add a haymaker to her offense, but found it blocked by a small shield-like energy barrier Electronique formed out of desperation. However, it did little to slow down the angry bride.
Filled with rage and fist ablaze, she continued to pound away mercilessly. Electronique found herself weakening with each blow she blocked, her arms barely able to hold up her barrier, until it was finally shattered by a double axe-handle smash. She dropped her arms at her sides, leaving her defenseless as Shego took both fists and swung them upward, nailing her under the chin and sending her 10 feet into the air, before she fell hard back to the hideout floor.
Electronique was done, but unfortunately for her, Shego wasn’t. Clenching her midnight blue wired hair, Shego lifted her near lifeless body from the floor, and reared back with her fist still ignited, ready to pummel her into a pulp.
“I submit…” Electronique declared, her face bruised and a shiner on her right eye. “Please, I beg of you…”
“Too late for that, bitch.” Shego responded. But as she brought her fist forward.
“Shego…”
She felt a hand grab her wrist, gripping it tightly, preventing movement. Turning around, she saw Kim Possible standing there, holding her back from doing anymore damage. Not another word escaped her lips; instead she simply shook her head, indicating that she had done enough. Every fiber in Shego wanted to continue, wanted to pound the villainess’ face in for what she did to Drakken. But for some reason she couldn’t explain, as she looked at Kim’s face, she found herself unable to…and reluctantly held back.
“You are SO Lucky I have a wedding, tomorrow!” The bride-to-be barked as she released Electronique, letting her fall back to the floor.
Kim nodded. “You did the right thing, She—!”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, she wasn’t worth it anyway.” Shego interrupted. “She’s just lucky that…Drakken!”
Remember the state of her fiancé, she rushed over to him to see his cousin and Adrena Lynn standing over him. “No worries, Green Gal!” Ed said. “Cousin Drew’s a bit dinged up, but good to go!”
“Good to go?” Drakken responded. “I was electrocuted, thank you very much! I’m not like some car that needs a tune-up!”
“Dude, you need to stop being a baby about it. Seriously!” Ed recommended.
“SERIOUSLY!?” Drakken responded. “HAVE YOU—!”
Drakken paused his angry rant when he felt Shego’s arms wrap around him. It was clear she was ecstatic that he would be OK. Or perhaps not as she let go of her embrace, and punched him hard in the arm.
“OWW! Shego!?”
“NEVER play hero like that again, or I’m putting you in traction!” She ordered. “Got me!?”
“Yes, ma’am!” Drakken answered in fear.
Shego smiled at his reaction, and hugged him again, grateful he was OK. Their warm & fuzzy moment would be cut short though…
“MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!”
…as over a dozen ropes would fall in from the ceiling, with Global Justice agents repelling down them. As they hit the floor, they surrounded Kim, Shego and the others. Instinctively, Motor Ed & Adrena Lynn put their hands up, causing Shego to roll her eyes. She turned serious as she spotted the last person to repel down the line to join them…Global Justice Leader Betty Director.
“Quite the interesting Bridal Shower you’ve had, eh Shego?” She quipped.
“Ah, I see what you did there…” Shego grinned, before deadpanning. “Not funny.”
“Indeed it isn’t.” Betty agreed. “You have quite the amount of charges brought up against you…”
“Dr. Director, wait.” Kim intervened. “Shego is innocent, she didn’t commit that robbery. It was Electronique, working with Aviarius & the Mathter.”
“THERE IS NO PROOF OF THAT!!!” Aviarius declared from under the wreckage. “Also, I need a chiropractor.”
“Actually, I have proof.”
Looking down, Kim grabbed her Kimmunicator off of her belt and spotted Wade on the screen. She then handed it over to Betty, who examined the evidence Wade submitted on the screen. “This definitely blows the case wide open.” She determined. “I guess you were falsely accused of wrongdoing here…though I don’t think you care to explain the bridezilla rage here…”
“Told ya, KP!” Ron whispered, to which Kim responded by nudging him in the side.
“Yeah well they had it coming!” Shego barked back. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to find a way to get to my WEDDING TOMORROW!”
To that, Betty simply lifted an eyebrow. “Oh is that all…”
KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
And upon her signal, a gigantic airship fortress appeared above the hideout, collapsing the rest of the ceiling as the others simply watched in awe. “I’d be more than happy to give you a lift.”
“I’m going to end up owing her later for this.” Shego grumbled to herself as she reluctantly took her up on the offer.

“I can’t believe I’m doing this…”
There she stood, Shego, minutes away from being wed, in front of a full-length mirror wearing a brand new wedding dress with jade green trim. Her jet black hair had been arranged towards her Miss Go look, one she wasn’t too fond of wearing again. But she didn’t care about it at this moment; more pressing questions were on her mind.
“WHY am I doing this? I mean ‘Drakken’!? I can’t do any better than him?” She said to herself. “In fact, why the hell should I even getting married. Last time I checked, being single kicked ass!”
She looked around her dressing room at all of the white & green flower arrangements. The room practically looked like a greenhouse, and it was all for her. That helped made it easier for Shego to make her decision.
“Yep, I’m leaving!”
Rushing towards the only window in the room, she lifted in open and began to climb out.
“Shego?”
It was then that Kim & Ron walked into the room, and noticed the bride making her escape. “You know, even after all we been through, I’m not surprised to see you like this.” Kim noted.
“Ha-ha, very funny.” Shego deadpanned. “Mind cutting the jokes and giving me a hand?”
“Wait, you’re seriously playing runaway bride at your wedding?” Ron asked.
“Yeah, maybe you haven’t noticed, but I’m not the marrying type!” Shego replied. “All of this, not my style. So I’m gonna head to Miami Beach for some sun & Daiquiris!”
“Of course you are.” Kim said. “It’s not uncommon for a bride to get cold feet.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, this ain’t cold feet.” Shego corrected her rival. “This is me coming to my senses.”
“You keep telling yourself that.” Kim countered. “We both know why you’re doing this, being single’s easier.”
“Got that right.” Shego agreed, before reconsidering. “Wait, what do you mean by that?”
“You can’t handle marriage.” Kim clarified. “It’s not like a bank robbery or kidnapping or…”
“World Domination plot?” Ron finished for her.
To that, Kim nodded. “Exactly! I mean, marriage takes work, and you’re clearly not cut out for it.”
“What!?” Those comments were enough for the bride to climb back in and stand toe-to-toe with the red-headed spy. “You wanna say that again, princess!?”
“I’m simply saying that it’s perfectly normal to chicken out over marriage.” Kim explained. “Drakken will probably find someone better for him, and—!”
“EXCUSE ME!?!?” Kim smirked, knowing Shego had heard enough. “Someone BETTER!?!? In a Million YEARS that man will never find someone better than me! I am the catch of a LIFETIME! You hear me? He would be LOST without me! In fact, THAT’S why he proposed! He knows life with me would be the most wonderful thing EVER to happen to him and—you used reverse psychology on me, didn’t you?”
“Pretty much.” Kim answered.
“GRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!” Shego groaned in frustration, loathing herself over falling for such a blatant trick. “…you know what’s so sad? I actually needed that…but if you tell anyone, I’ll make your life a living hell.”
“Of course.” Kim replied.
“Alright, let’s get this whole spectacle over with.” Shego huffed. “By the way, I trust you three will keep quiet about you-know-what happening you-know-where.”
“Wait, is she talking about that fight at the Bridal shop?” Ron asked.
Shego sighed & rolled her eyes as she moved towards the door. “Well, at least I won’t have to worry about the sidekick…”
“Or me.” Kim added. “In fact, I’m considering wiping it from my memory.”
“It wasn’t exactly my shining moment either, princess.” Shego shot back. “But I was tense and needed to blow off some steam. I didn’t exactly expect to end up in a three-way with you & your boyfriend. And the LAST thin I need is for my future husband to learn about our little romp of shame…” As Shego looked back up at the two, she noticed an almost frightened look on her face. One that was very telling.
“…and he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
The couple nodded their heads, and sure enough as Shego turned to the door, there he stood, Dr. Drakken; wearing a black tuxedo with a powder blue tie and cummerbund. His expression on his face was telling as well; shock, disbelief, and unbridled rage.
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