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Eddy's Porno Movie Scam!
By : SexualEducation
Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Views: 12381 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 6Disclaimer: I do not own Ed Edd and Eddy, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
"The Sexiest Scam Ever!"
Chapter 3: Rolf's Beastiality Adventure!Ed Edd and Eddy (C) Danny Auntiouchi. And if he saw this story hed probably laugh is ass off. Trust me, Ive see his other works.
Edd: Rolf, you're up!
Rolf: Rolf will dominate this porno for sure!
Eddy: Yeah yeah yeah, get into the scene
Kevin: So Eddy, you still up for that offer?
Eddy: Sure Kev-o! After were done with the whole movie, you can come over to my place and fuck while listening to my Tom Jones Records!
Double D: Ok everything set... 3... 2... 1... ACTION
Rolf: Now we show you what we call sex in my native country of Wackoffia! First, to play the traditional Porno music!
Rolf brings out a large, heavy steam-powered organ and begins to crank the gears until the whole thing begins playing a weird European tune that is about as sexy as listening to a cat throw up.
Rolf: Now I will seduce my farm animals with the native words of affection. BALA DA LE DI LA, BALA DE LA DA LE, BALA DA LE DE LA, SHA LA LA LA! And now to fuck!
Ed (Offscreen): I spout non-sequitirs in order to keep the intensity of the cartoon low.
Rolf then took his pig and stuck his huge native dick in the pigs ass, getting the smell of raw bacon on his dick. The pig squealed in agony. Rolf continued to sing.
Edd (Offscreen): Hold still, Im trying to get it all in frame!
Eddy (Offscreen): I'm gonna be so rich!
Rolf: Come here horsey, so Rolf may stretch his mouth around your meat!
Rolf sucked the horse off and then the horse spooged all over Rolf. Rolf collected up the spooge to be used as salad dressing later. He then began to rape his chickens.
Ed (Offscreen): But I love chickens, Eddy!
Eddy (Offscreen): fine, get in the shot and fuck the chickens too.
So Ed and Rolf fucked the chickens together.
Rolf: You like pulverizing my poultry, yes?
Ed: I found the nuggets!
Chickens: SKWAWK! SKWAWK!
Nazz: Hey, this horse doesnt taste half bad.
Ed: Much like Pinky, Cheese, Fred Fredburger and G.I.R., fans love my happy-go-lucky disposition and utterance of unrelated words.
Edd: CUT!
Eddy: Damn that was some hot ass shit!
Double D: Yes indeed it was, so whos up next?
Eddy: You, Jimmy, and Sarah
Double D: WHAT?! You said that I wouldnt be involved in acting in this!
Eddy: Yeah I lied, but what can I do about it?
Sarah walks up to Double D
Sarah: Hurry up fathead and get the scene ready, I'm ready for my fucking close up!
Sarah starts dragging Edd Away
Edd: EDDY!
Eddy: Just grin and bear it, I told you, rich people can buy dignity for people who have none, or who are not going to have any!
THE END
Next Chapter: Jimmy, Sarah, and Double D Get it on!
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