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CAUGHT!!!!	By : Ramsey Category: +1 through F > Daria Views: 16278 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Daria sat through Mr. O’Neill’s English class only half listening to his babble about the virtues on King Lear. Her mind was too taken up with other things to really get into some dumb king who got what he deserved.

Her mind kept on mulling over what Jane had said. About everyone doing it that is. It was one thing to say that everyone was having sex because at least you can say that was wrong. Isn’t that wall all those wholesome shows and boresome adults keep telling you? And as irrelevant as their opinion usually was they were right on that score. But masturbation was completely different.

Somehow it seemed possible that everyone did do it. Except her that is. It was taken for granted that all guys did and she could see why. There were only so many drive-in movies with Wendy-Sue you could take before you needed a little relief she guessed.

But to think that girls did.

Most of all to think that Jane did it.

She finally admitted to herself that was what had been poking at her mind. Jane had all but admitted that she did it and Daria was having a hard time dealing with that.

“But why am I?” she said to herself softly. Not softly enough however because Mr. O’Neill heard her and asked effeminately, “what was t Dar Daria?”

Daria sighed and looked at the clock before she spoke. 15 seconds until the bell.” Nothing, Mr. O’Neill. I was just thinking of how King Lear could have avoided all this by keeping his money and taking off to some castle in Florida or maybe filling his house with playboy bunnies.” Daria said.

Mr. O’Neill stood confused for a second. He was about to say something when the bell went off the class started heading for the door. Never one for a confrontation Mr. O’Neill let them leave, giving Daria a worried look.

Daria was off to her next class when she saw Jodie at her locker. Strangely even though they weren’t actual friends Jodie helped her a lot on a few instances when she needed it. Also she was amazingly discreet, she could be told anything without fear of it slipping.

She walked over to Jodie’s locker and said hi.

“Hi, what’s up?” Jodie asked, switching books in her bag.

“Well, I wanted to ask your opinion on something,” Daria started.

“What is it?”

“When someone says that everyone does something, how many people do you think actually do it?”

Jodie closed her locker and stood with her books in front of her skirt. “That depends on what it is?” she asked puzzled.

“Ookaay,” Daria drawled slightly. Guess she would have to do this “just for the sake of argument, let’s say masturbation, how many people would you say actually do it?”

Jodie’s eyes went wide. Even though she was the top student in the school, things still shocked her easily.

“Ummm…” Jodie said, struggling to give an intelligent answer. “I wouldn’t say everybody does it, but if I was pressed to say, I would say most guys do but fewer girls.”

“I see,” Daria said. “Why do you think that is?”

Starting to get uncomfortable, Jodie plunged on bravely. “I would have to say that boys are more sexually charged then females, making them more susceptible to bouts of extreme sexual arousal.”

“But that doesn’t make any sense,” Daria said. “Girls get those feelings just the same as guys do.” Daria hated when guys were put up higher then girls in anyway and excused for things just because they were in the category of “boys will be boys.”

“Well, Daria when it comes to…that,” Jodie said. “It just seems more common among guys for some reason.”

“Or they admit to it more,” Daria added.

They looked at each other for a few seconds before Daria said, “do you ever…”

She didn’t get to finish as Jodie blurted out, “sorry, I’m late for class, I have to go!” before nearly running down the hall.

Daria was left there surprised at her reaction.

“I’ll take that as a maybe,” Daria said before heading to her own class.

Across the school at the moment Quinn was quickly making her way over to Tiffany’s locker in an attempted to catch her before she left it. Good thing Tiffany couldn’t move to quickly. She was on another of her diets and those always managed to slow her down. Under her arm she carried a shoebox. If she could she would have put it in the bag but it was way too small and adorable to fit anything in except a compact.

She caught Tiffany as she struggled to get her books out of her locker and into her own bag, the weight of the Grade 11 General math book obviously overworking her tired muscles.

“Hey Tiffany!” Quinn said, out of breath.

“Hi, Quinn,” Tiffany said in that slow, dragging way she had of speaking.

“Here,” Quinn said, thrusting the shoebox at Tiffany. “Can you take this back? I don’t want it anymore.”

“But my little cousin hasn’t left town yet and is still sleeping in my room,” Tiffany’s words crawled. “She may find it.”

“Like, I know but I…just an keep it anymore…its…distracting!” Quinn finally managed.

Tiffany had finally managed to get her book into her bag and haul it onto her back without breaking it. “Sorry Quinn,” she started. “But you’ll have to keep it for now.” And started to coolly stagger away. Before two steps she turned around and said, “Hey, why don’t you try using it?” before turning back around and walking off.

Quinn held the box in horror and felt like she wanted to cry.

This day sucked!
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