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The Remnant Armada
By : DarkWolves
Category: +M through R > RWBY
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Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.
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<Yang filming herself on her scroll in the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “Welcome to a new spin-off show, Genetic Engineering with Yang. Human and Faunus genetics are remarkable things, they are the building blocks of everything which makes us who we are. And one of the most interesting things about them is how, over millions of years of natural selection, they had developed their own system for ensuring that they alone are passed on to the next generation.

The fundamental reality is we are all biologically programmed to seek out young, attractive, healthy looking individuals to ensure our genes are continued through the species. Our biological make up forces us to notice potential breeding partners and then arouse ourselves by imagining the act of copulation with said compatible individual.

In fact, I was explaining this to my girlfriend Weiss only the other day. I remember that because it was raining and when she made me get out of the car and walk home I thought to myself, ‘This would make a great first topic for a spin-off show’”

<Weiss waking up in the Beacon Infirmary after a training accident>

Yang: “Do you remember what happened?”

Weiss: “I remember getting hit and falling over, everyone rushing over to me. The ambulance arrived and picked me up, then nothing until I woke up”

Yang: “Weiss, there was no ambulance. I carried you over to the nurse’s office myself”

Weiss confused: “Then why could I hear the siren?”

Yang: “Oh, that was Ruby. She got a little, upset”

Ruby sobbing in the background: “Weeeeeisssss, Weeeeeisssss!”

<Yang returns to the RWBY dorm and trips over Zwei’s toys scattered on the floor>

Yang, annoyed: “Ruby, stop leaving Zwei’s toys all over the floor”

<Yang looks down and retrieves a collar that looks too big for Zwei>

Yang, confused: “Ruby, why is there a collar with a tag that says ‘Weiss’ on it?”

<Blake lay lounging on her bunk reading. Her faunus ears shoot up as she leapt from her bunk with incredible speed to yank the collar from Yangs hands>

Blake, panicked: “Don’t worry, I’ll deal with that one for you”

<Ruby and Weiss are dating. Weiss invited Ruby home to meet her parents>

Weiss: “Father, this is Ruby”

Ruby shaking Jacques hand: “It’s nice to meet you Mr Schnee”

Jacques turns to Weiss, clearly unimpressed: “I take it that Ruby is your partner you wished for me to meet”

Weiss: “Yes father. The truth is, I love girls. I hope that you can accept that me”

Jaques, sternly: “I’m afraid this too much Weiss, I must protest”

Weiss, pleading: “Father, you must realise that I truly love Ruby. Whether we’re both girls should not have any bearing on our feelings for eachother or your acceptance of-”

Jacques interrupts: “I do not object because she is a girl, Weiss. But I still cannot approve of this because she… is common”

<Ruby and Weiss glance at eachother bemused>

Jacques: “I mean really Weiss, why couldn’t you have chosen a nice Atlesian girl from a good family. What about Countess Fabienne of Freiya? You took a great shine to her at finishing school”

Weiss, dryly: “Fabienne is my second cousin”

Jaques, undeterred: “Exactly. Such marriages have served the Schnee family for centuries. No limp branches on our family tree I can assure you”

<Weiss, Yang and Winter are sitting at the table in the garden having tea. This was the first time Winter was meeting Yang since she started dating Weiss. Weiss excuses herself from the table, leaving Yang and Winter behind>

Winter, with absolute ice in her voice: “It seems Weiss is quite taken with you. You may not be aware of this, but our mother was not particularly maternal towards either us when we were growing up. In the end I assumed a lot of her responsibilities ensuring that Weiss was nurtured emotionally growing up. While she may seem headstrong and confident she can be very immature when it comes to matters of love. I would hate to see her be taken advantage of. I’m sure you can appreciate my position as Weiss’s def facto mother figure”

<Yang casually glances up from her tea>

Yang, very calmly: “You know, that’s funny because it just so happens… Weiss also calls me mommy”

<Weiss returns to the table>

Weiss: “Sorry about that, I was just…”

<Weiss notices the glare between the two of them>

Weiss: “Seriously?”

<Team RWBY lounge around in their room in the Schnee Manor after arriving in Atlas>

Blake as she scans through her scroll: “I can see why you were so eager to get out of Atlas. All scroll activity and messaging are monitored before passing through the CCT, all owned and operated by SDC. Combined with everything else this seems like a lot of influence all wrapped up in one man”

Weiss defensively: “I can assure you that, despite his flaws, my father handles all of the responsibility with the utmost respect, diligence and trust”

<Jacques calls out from the next room>

Jacques: “Weiss, you never mentioned Yang went on a surfing holiday in Mistral”

<Weiss decided to take Blake on a guided tour of the city during their stay in Atlas>

Tour Guide: “The Atlas Air Defence Fleet was first commissioned over one hundred years ago under the Command of First Admiral John Wright. The fleet continues to serve as Atlas’s first line of defence and the single greatest example of aerospace engineering in Remnant. You will find more information on Atlas’s contribution to technological advancement in the booklets we have provided”

Blake: “Yeah, about your booklet. I’m not seeing any Atlas history from about 2092 to 3015, there’s just a big gap”

Tour Guide: “Everyone was on vacation! On your left you will see Atlas’s first Government Administration Centre established in-”

Blake: “Wait, what are you talking about? Mantle and Mistral invaded Vacuo at the start of the Great War-”

Tour Guide: “We were invited, punch was served, check with Vacuo!”

Blake: “You can’t just ignore those years. The King of Vale himself led the army which defeated Mantle-”

Tour Guide: “No, no. He was there to visit a hot spring resort”

Blake: “Hot springs? That’s ridiculous”

Tour Guide: “I will hear no more insinuations about the Atlesian people, nothing bad happened!”

Tour Guide (In Atlesian): “You will sit down, you will be quiet, you will respect Atlas!”

<Awkward looming silence>

Blake: “Is that a Dust refinery?”

Tour Guide: “Oh yes, Atlas is renowned as Remnants largest exporter of Dust…”

<Weiss silently despairs at her own people>

<Weiss and Ruby are out on an overnight assignment in the middle of the Emerald Forest, laying awake in their sleeping bags>

Weiss: “Ruby, when you look up, what do you see?”

Ruby: “I see the sky night, the moon and the stars”

Weiss: “What do you think they all mean?”

Ruby considers her reply: “I guess they help to remind us just quite how small we really are. That no matter how far we travel, no matter how much we do, there will always be this wide-open space we can only dream of visiting”

<Beat>

Weiss: “Ruby, you dolt, it means we lost our tent!”

<Weiss returns to the RWBY dorm. Weiss flips on the light to discover it doesn’t work. Rolling her eyes Weiss steps into the darkness in the RWBY dorm. Weiss hears the rustle of movement inside the dorm>

Weiss: “Ruby, are you in here?”

Ruby in deep voice: “I am the night”

Weiss: “Ruby-”

Ruby: “I am the Crescent Shadow!”

Weiss, frustrated as she cautiously steps deeper into the dorm: “Ruby, I swear-”

Ruby: “You swear?”

Weiss, even more frustrated: “If you jump out at me I swear I will-”

<Ruby descends from her bunk in a mass of jet-black fabric. Weiss suddenly found herself consumed inside of a cocoon of Rubys cape>

Ruby whispers in Weiss’s ear: “Swear to me”

<Weiss hunched over her desk in the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “Hey Weiss, want to come to the cafeteria?”

Weiss: “I can’t, I’ve still got to complete all this tax paperwork”

Yang: “We’re students, we don’t pay taxes”

Weiss: “Atlas has very stringent laws on its imports and exports to the other Kingdoms. This includes financial support to the other Kingdoms for hosting international students. That means I’ve got to fill out all of the paperwork”

Yang: “Still, shouldn’t Beacon be handling that sort of thing. Shouldn’t they at least be giving you guidance on it?”

Weiss: “They did give me this pamphlet, but it’s not much help”

<Weiss holds up a pamphlet ‘Professor Port says: Remember students, tax doesn’t have to be axing!’>

<Yang returns to the RWBY dorm after being away visiting Blakes family in Menagerie>

Ruby: “How did the trip go?”

Yang: “I met Blake and her mom at their villa. I brought some cookies with me as a thank you present for having me which we had with the afternoon tea. It turns out the cookies had mint chocolate in them”

Yang, steely eyed: “Their hands were all over me. They were rubbing up against me. I swear I heard them purring…”

<Ruby stares at Yang>

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<Ruby holding a tray of mint cookies>

Ruby: “Weiss, would you like a cookie?”

Voice in my head: “It’s like catnip to their kind”

Other voice in my head: “You mean the mint or Yang?”

(This chapter should just be renamed ‘Weiss has an awkward home life’)
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The Remnant Armada	By : DarkWolves Category: +M through R > RWBY Views: 65085 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.

The Remnant Armada