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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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"Are you going to place our order, Mr. Blanc?" you ask the white-suited cat boy. "Please... allow me." Chat Blanc replies as he pulls out his staff and slides his thumb upwards opening a screen on the side that dials Ladybug. "Chat Noir! Thank goodness! I've been looking all over for... wait a minute. Who are you?" Ladybug answers the video call and says as she notices the white cat boy. "Don't you recognize me, bugaboo? Or am I too annoying and boastful?" he hisses at her with a twisted smile. "Chat Noir? You were akumatized? Stay right there! I'm coming to help you!" Ladybug says as she hangs up the phone. "Like fish in a barrel, my large angry friend. Speaking of, I believe it's your move now." Chat Blanc says as he closes his phone. "With pleasure." you reply as your hands become anti-aircraft guns and missile launchers protrude from your shoulders. You legs turn into tank treads for added mobility and support. Chat Blanc's hands glow with a blue light as Ladybug appears in the distance rapidly approaching your position on her yo-yo. "Range... 400 meters... trajectory... 74°... wind velocity... 5kph from the southeast... adjusting... target locked!" you say as your weapons lock onto the red-suited superheroine. "Blow her out of the sky. We can locate her ears and her Miraculous when the smoke clears." Chat Blanc says pointing his fingertips at Ladybug as the blue electricity glows at the ends of his fingers. "FIRE!!!" you scream filling the sky with missiles, cluster bombs, and large mortar shells. Ladybug dodges through the swarm of smoldering explosives with fancy acrobatic work kicking sevral missiles in her path and hitting others with her yo-yo. Chat Blanc fires blue beams at her that she also dodges. Chat Blanc attempts to shoot her again, but she manages to stay one step ahead. "Stand still bug bitch, and face your extinction on your feet!" you shout firing more missiles at her. She vaults herself off of one and hits you between the eyes with her yo-yo rolling you backwards on your tank tread legs into a parked car. Chat Blanc fires his beams at her and Ladybug kicks him in the face and sweeps his legs with her yo-yo wrapping it around them and swinging him into a building with a puff of concrete and dust. "At least I have feet." she scoffs at you as she runs towards you swinging her yo-yo in a circle. "I have two feet, insect. And when I cut you in half, I'll have two more!" you say as your arms turn into large chainsaws and swing at her wildly. She swings her yo-yo at you as it wraps around your neck. You attempt to slice through her yo-yo string but the magic prevents it from being cut. Instead a shower of sparks erupts from the saw blades as Chat Blanc runs toward her. "Chat Noir, fight it!" she pleads with him as he fires his beams at her. "Chat Noir is dead! Are you hard of hearing?" Chat Blanc says as he jumps and kicks her in the chest knocking her off your back. She rolls back to her feet and runs behind a building. "Don't hide from me, bugaboo! I'm not going to hurt you... I'm just going to rip your ears off and give them to Hawk Moth!" Chat Blanc says with a psychotic grin as you stalks her around the corner. "Lucky Charm!" Ladybug shouts as she casts her yo-yo skyward. A red polka dot box appears out of an explosion of hearts and ladybugs that Ladybug catches in her hands and opens it. The box contains a red hollow tube and a small bottle of a clear liquid. "Sodium thiopental? What am I supposed to do with this?" Ladybug asks aloud as she reads the print on the label of the bottle. "Chat Noir! Stop this! Try to fight it!" Ladybug shouts at Chat Blanc. "Chat Noir is dead! Chat Blanc told me that you're responsible! I sentence you to DEATH!" you growl at Ladybug as your arms become miniguns. "Of course! That's it!" Ladybug says as she loads the bottle into the tube and runs out from behind the building as your miniguns hum behind her blasting holes in everything around her. "Here, kitty kitty..." Ladybug says looking for Chat Blanc. "Did you miss me, bugaboo?" Chat Blanc asks her as he charges up another beam. "Not from this range I won't." Ladybug replies blowing a hard breath through the tube propelling the small bottle of truth serum into Chat Blanc's forehead shattering it and blinding him with broken glass and liquid as it soaks into his skin and drips into his mouth. "Chat Noir! Fight it!" Ladybug shouts at the staggering cat boy. "I can't, Ladybug! The Akuma is too strong!" Chat Blanc replies as the serum soaks deeper into his skin making him woozy. "Chat Noir?" you ask looking at him. "Yeah, what do you want?" Chat Blanc asks. "You fucking LIED to me!" you say as you lock your weapons onto Chat Blanc. He wipes the glass and liquid out of his eyes trying to adjust his blurry vision. "You better change your tone, or I'll send you back to your country in pieces!" Chat Blanc hisses at you charging his beams. "NO, YOU FOOLS! GET LADYBUG'S MIRACULOUS! DON'T BICKER WITH EACH OTHER!" Hawk Moth yells in your mind. You open fire on Chat Blanc as he stumbles through your bullets shooting a beam at you severing your leg at the knee. You drop to your stump and scream as you fire missiles at him. "That's it, fight it out." Ladybug says watching you and Chat Blanc fight each other. He fires another beam severing your arm and another one cutting your torso in half. You crawl towards Chat Blanc in a furious rage with your only remaining appendage. "Scanning... targeting... adjusting... adjusting..." you say as Ladybug walks up to you. "Looks like you're not going anywhere." she says as she stomps on your cigar releasing your Akuma. "Now it's your turn, kitty." She says kicking the blinded Chat Blanc into a wall making him drop to his knees. She walks over to him and grabs him by the bell around his neck. "Here's a tip, loverboy. Girls like a guy who's honest." Ladybug says as she pulls him into a kiss and crushes the bell in her hands releasing his Akuma as well. "Time to de-evilize!" she shouts as she captures the Akumas in her yo-yo and releases them into the air as white ones. "Miraculous Ladybug!" she shouts tossing the blowgun into the air as it turns into a swarm of ladybugs that repair the damages around Paris. The destroyed cars and damaged buildings are restored to the way they were. Your arm and legs are returned to you as they were before they were amputated. Chat Blanc is turned back into Chat Noir. As you and Chat Noir sit up disoriented you both ask: "What happened?" Ladybug stands there looking at the two of you and says: "I have no one to fist bump this time." as she folds her arms in disappointment.
Chat Noir stands up and runs over to Ladybug. "Look, I'm sorry I've been off my game lately. It won't happen again. You can always count on me, M'lady." Chat says kissing her hand. "I'm sorry too. I should have been more respectful of you and not taken you for granted." she says kissing him on the cheek. You get up and slink away from the spectacle. Ladybug was your rival and she bested you this day. You leave the young couple to have their moment. "Sorry, Chat Noir. Looks like I gotta bug out, partner!" Ladybug says as her earrings flash and beep. She quickly swings away on her yo-yo as Chat Noir watches looking like he wanted to say something else to her. "Well, I guess she's gone for the night. Do you wanna go grab a beer or someth-" Chat Noir says looking around for you. "Where'd everybody go?" he asks looking around disappointedly that you're not there.
The walk home seemed longer than usual. You enter the lobby of Le Grand Paris walking past Chloe. "Hey, Slave!" she teases you as you walk by wordlessly. You don't even respond to her. You just shoot her a sad look out of the corner of your eye. You expect her to say something mean to you, but she comes out from behind the counter looking like she wants to say something. She opens her mouth and raises a finger about to speak, but quickly slumps her shoulders and decides to give you your space. She didn't strike you as the comforting type anyway. You ride the elevator up to the penthouse and enter your room. It smells like freshly burned tobacco inside. The room was dark except for the orange glow of a cigarette from the chair in the corner of the room. Chloe was in the lobby and neither Chat Noir or Ladybug smoked cigarettes. "Who's there?" you ask sharply being in no mood for games. "A friend. You probably need one right about now." Jean says as you hear liquid pour into a glass. "I poured you a drink. I assume you need one." he says turning on the lamp and handing you a glass of brandy. "You were right, Jeano. I was a fool." you say taking the drink. "Ah yes. The borrowed love I'm assuming?" Jean asks you already knowing the answer as he takes a drag of his cigarette. "I love him, but I can't compete with love that runs that deep. She doesn't give a single fuck about his love, but his love for her is powerful and unyielding." you say taking a sip of the brandy. "Like your love for him?" Jean asks you. "Got it right in one." you say sitting across from him on the corner of the bed. "If I may be so bold to ask, what exactly did you expect? You're in Paris for a week. Did our tourism industry actually convince you that you'd be swept off your feet in some magical romantic adventure and ride off into the sunset like in those ridiculous American cowboy films?" Jean asks you in an accusatory tone. "Not a fan of the Duke are ya, Jeano?" you ask sipping your brandy. "This is France. We have the Cannes here. I wouldn't wipe my ass with John Wayne. I actually prefer the films of René Laloux." Jean says smugly taking a drag of his cigarette and letting it out through his nostrils. You don't have a response. Instead you swirl your brandy around in the glass watching the brown liquid spin. "You really love this man, don't you?" Jean asks sitting up in his chair sipping his brandy. "Jeano... there are no words." you reply finishing your glass. "I wish I had more to give you than brandy and a lesson in French cinema, but I'm afraid I don't have any advice to give you in this situation other than not to pursue it. You may keep the rest of the bottle. It's getting late and I should be going. If you need anything including a friendly ear to listen, don't be afraid to call down to the servants quarters." Jean says with a sad but friendly smile. "Thanks, Jean. I appreciate it." you say as you watch the butler walk into the elevator as the doors close behind him.
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