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A Series of Events	By : zypherion Category: Transformers > G1 > Het - M/F Views: 1659 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers,nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. I do own copyrights to all OCs in this fic.

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It was the day before Christmas and things were certainly stirring. We had received a trio of visitors that, to put quite simply, were definitely more than met the optics. Optimus had been very vague about them. Something told me we were going to be in for a surprise. I was on shift with Ursa Thylar patrolling the waters of the Puget Sound when the three arrived. We were near the tail end of our shift when Bebop opened the channel and played a specific verse from a song, "Take no shit." a pause then, "Eli's coming." Ursa looked over at me as she swam by my side. Bebop wasn't done playing song lyrics. "Pigs will get what pigs deserve." Then, "Give me reason to prove me wrong." a pause, "Don't ask me now." The mech was giving us musical hints and so far it didn't sound good. "Something's happening here. What it isn't exactly clear." then, "This is the land of confusion." and, "One minute here, one minute there. I don't know if I'll laugh or cry." then, "Beauty has her way."
I clicked my radio after that last one, "Hit the road Jack, get back funky cat. I heard it through the grapevine. Take no prisoners. Hide your heart. This thing wasn't built to last, this is war right now. There's a man with a gun over there telling me I got to beware. People are strange, when you're a stranger."
Ursa Thylar chuckled softly as she heard what I was singing in reply to Bebop's musical warning. We were nearly to base now. Ursa chipped in with, "People are people so what should it be that you and I get along so awfully."
Then another voice came over the radio that certainly was not Bebop or anyone else in the base, "Heh, who ya talking to Bopper, sounds like a couple o' ladies ta me."
Bebop's reply though was musical again, there were no lyrics just music. He only played 20 seconds of it, but I recognized it as the intro music from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Then the radio went silent. Ursa cued up on our agreed upon separate frequency to say, "That was the most brilliant warning ever."
I let her head into the retrieval tube first as I replied, "Indeed."
Ursa stepped into the sea-to-base exchange space first as I transformed to root mode and then I joined her. The doors to the ocean sealed off, the space drained out, then the doors to the base opened up. We stepped out. There was absolutely no one there besides us, which I found a little strange since the Hydrobots should have been ready to go by now.
"Not like the Hydrobots to be late." Ursa Thylar noted.
Just then the group rushed in, passing us without a word, and were into the launch tubes so fast that I thought they set a new record. As I turned to look away from them I became aware of my personal space being invaded. My head finished its turn and I was nose to nose with some mech.
His yellow optics twinkled in a amused way as he purred out, "Well hello there sexy legs."
I mentally thanked Bebop for his warning and reacted accordingly, I jerked up my right knee to smack it into his groin. He didn't react. I slammed my right foot down his shin to his foot very hard. No reaction. I drew my arm back even with my shoulder then thrust my hand out to strike him square in the nose. My hand went straight through his face and all the way to the other side of his with little resistance. I pulled my hand back through what felt like warm pudding. His head reformed and a chuckle escaped him. His head cocked to the side, maintaining his close proximity as I stared him down. He took a step back, hands clasped behind his back. The mech's yellow optics narrowed a bit as I gave him my best glower I could manage.
"Huh." he grunted softly, then simply melted down into a metallic puddle and flowed out of the room.
Ursa Thylar murmured, "I think you got your point across Cuda, nicely done."
I walked to the exit with the bear cassette following alongside as I said, "I don't think that will be the last of it."
In the hallway outside of the launch tube room was another mech, similar in size and shape as the first one. He offered a wave and said, "Hello. Uhm... have you seen my friend?"
Ursa spoke up, "Oh you could say that."
The mech sighed, "Trust him to make yet another bad first impression. Seems like I'm cursed to be his 'clean up after his mess' mech for the rest of my days." He shook his head and said, "Name is Shadow. The other mech was Depth. Magmorta is over in the rec room talking with Tracer and Smokescreen last I saw her."
Well at least this mech seemed much more personable than the first, but I was still on guard. "I am Barracuda. This is Ursa Thylar."
He gave a nod to us and rubbed at the back of his head, "I better go find him before he gets us in more trouble with Kup. I think he already earned us some solitary by now."
I told him, "Why would you get in trouble because he's misbehaving?"
"Oh you don't know him like I do, trust me he'll get us all in the same room together." Shadow replied, then headed off to go find his friend.
Ursa shook her head, "I think I'll go see how Bebop is holding up."
I nodded to her, "Tell him if he can't sleep tonight to try Enya, The Chanting Monks of Saint Benedictine, or Kenny G."
Ursa nodded her head, "I'll tell him, later Cuda."
I headed over to the rec room to find Tracer and Smokescreen sitting with the one that Shadow called Magmorta. Tracer waved me over.
Magmorta looked over and commented, "Mmm, yep, he got up in your grill didn't he?"
I peered at the femme a moment then told her, "Yes he did."
She smirked, "And you gave him hell for it, good for you."
"Now how did you come to that conclusion?" I asked.
Magmorta shrugged, "When you live as long as we have you get to know body language and facial expressions not to mention tonal inflections. That and the braggart couldn't resist radioing me about how you nailed him in the family jewels." she smiled at me, "But the optic color change, now that impressed him."
"Wait a minute here, your optics changed color Cuda?" Tracer asked, "When did that start happening?"
"We'll talk about that later Tracer." I told her.
Tracer looked at me quietly then realized I was hinting, "Sure thing."
The base speakers came alive with a crackle, then Kup's voice came over sounding none to amused, "Ahem, will our visitors please come to my office immediately for a debriefing."
I exchanged a look with Tracer. Magmorta got up with a sigh, "Well that has to be a new record. See you later." she offered and headed out of the room.
I commented once she was out of audial range, "I think this base is in for a bumpy ride."
Tracer nodded somberly, "You don't even know the half of it, let me tell you what's happened while you were on patrol. Sit Cuda, this will take awhile."
I settled opposite her as Smokescreen got up and bade us a farewell as he had a shift in the command center to do. Tracer told me everything that happened after the trio of visitors had arrived and that the one called Depth was the prime instigator of all sorts of mischief. Getting into the personal space of everyone, openly groping the Hydrobots backsides, making beastiality comments to Bebop concerning him and his girls, leering at Arcee and making an inappropriate comment about her and Springer which lead to an even more lewd and lascivious comment about Tracer and Smokescreen. By the time she was done telling me this both Magmorta and Shadow walked into the rec room.
Magmorta settled next to Tracer and Shadow next to me, the former smiled to Tracer, "Well that was interesting."
Shadow chuckled softly. I glanced over at the mech as Tracer said, "I take it that your friend got what he deserved."
Magmorta nodded and commented, "Not that it will stop him mind you, but Kup made some points that Depth couldn't ignore. Smart old mech that one. But Depth is older, probably smarter too."
Shadow murmured, "We are all older and smarter Maggie."
I looked between the two, "You don't say."
Tracer spoke up, "According to Magmorta their world was around for a lot longer than Cybertron."
Suddenly a flowing pillar of what looked like liquid metal appeared next to Magmorta and it formed Depth. "Something in my head is burning so someone must have been talking about me."
Shadow face palmed and sighed, "So going to make things worse not staying in solitary."
Magmorta frowned, arms crossing over her chest, "You are such a jerk Depth."
Depth awed softly, then sighed, "Okay fine… I'll go back… but you gotta visit or I'm busting out again." The mech's form shifted into liquid metal which melted down to the floor then flowed out of the room.
I got up and said, "I'm going to get a recharge in, been a long shift and I rather be alert when he is free again."
Tracer nodded in understanding, "Good cycle Cuda."
Magmorta smiled, "Nice meeting you."
Shadow offered a wave, "Same goes for me."
I nodded to them both and headed out.
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