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Fairly FlawedParents	By : FairySlayer Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 28990 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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School Rules
Before Timmy even stepped off the school bus, Chester and A.J. excitedly ran over to him. He barely got his feet on the ground when they boys tugged him by his arms and crowded him as the three walked towards the building.
“Timmy! Timmy! Did you hear?” Chester impatiently pestered him.
A.J. interrupted, “Veronica was brought to school in a police car this morning!”
“What?” Timmy asked curiously. He noticed many of the other kids standing around, whispering excitedly.
Chester explained, “The cops found her with Mr. Crocker last night, like at two in the morning. He'd kidnapped her!”
“No way!” Timmy gasped in awe as they walked through the front doors. His attention suddenly turned towards the group of popular kids when he caught sight of his long-haired lover's back. Even with her clothes on again, he was still entranced by her stunning beauty. No longer hearing what his friends were saying, the happy young boy watched her body move subtly and gracefully as she participated in their conversation.
A.J. shook his head slowly. “I always knew that guy was a little off, talking about fairy godparents all the time...”
“I heard he tried to kidnap someone else, too, but I guess that kid got away,” Chester mentioned.
“Well, I heard when the police officers took her home, her parents didn't even know she'd been gone. But when they went to her room and it was all trashed 'n stuff!” A.J. continued to gossip.
“Why would he want to kidnap Veronica, anyway? Was he gonna have a crazy-people convention?” Chester wondered with a tentative laugh. However, he quickly stopped chuckling when he thought he heard the green smoke detector and pink fire alarm whispering to each other.
A.J. just continued with his story, “No! He caught her in a net and was taking her clothes off. And then when the cops showed up he tried to kidnap them, too!”
“Hey, where are you going?” Chester called out after Timmy, who was walking over to the popular kids with a goofy smile on his face.
“Oh, he's gonna talk to Trixie,” A.J. noted gloomily.
Chester exhaled sharply. “Aw, this is gonna be painful to watch,” he commented as the boys excitedly followed him at a distance.
Timmy approached from behind as his love shared gossip with several of the cool kids, including Tad and Chad. Veronica was there, too, and she looked quite irritated. Despite being Mr. Crocker's victim, she couldn't get anyone to pay attention to what she had to say.
He heard Trixie's sweet voice as he got close. “Actually, he was seen at my house much earlier but I had gone out for the evening. So, *giggle* I guess you were just his second...”
“Hi, Trixie,” he casually greeted her with measured cheer. Timmy stood a short distance from her, being mindful of how much she prized her social status. But he couldn't resist saying something to her after the amazing time they had shared.
Her friends looked at him with disgust as he interrupted the most- popular girl in school. Veronica even looked downright angry with him, her eye twitching as conflict wracked her brain.
“Oh!” the raven-haired princess huffed while sticking her nose in the air, not even turning to face him. Even other non-popular kids stopped talking about the scandal and focused on this egregious violation of social order. “So Timmy Turner thinks he can just walk up to me and say hi, does he?”
Too happy to be crestfallen, he just shrugged and was about to walk away with a smile. Heck, he even wondered if it actually all had been a dream: that weird smoothie Wanda made had put him to sleep before he could even try the hot tub — if all that wasn't part of the dream, too.
Trixie turned and stepped over to him, leaning down and glaring at him, her blue eyes sparkling with contained excitement. Meanwhile, all of the other kids smiled in expectation of some fantastic put-down; even A.J. and Chester were curious to hear how she would thoroughly humiliate their lovesick friend. They all gasped in shock when Trixie suddenly reached down and grabbed his shirt with both hands. She glared at Timmy until his smile wavered a bit, though it was more out of curiosity than fear.
The dark-haired beauty spoke slowly and quietly, making everyone fall completely silent as they listened intently. “Let's just get one thing straight right now...”
Veronica was almost gasping through her nose in anticipation of what horrible thing she was about to do to him. Timmy prepared himself for the old if-you-ever-talk-to-me-again-they-will-never-find-your-body speech, but he couldn't help staring into her burning blue eyes as she addressed him.
“This is the proper way to greet your girlfriend.” Trixie moved her face forward, tilting her head a little, and pressed her mouth against his. Timmy responded in kind, somehow managing not to smile his lips off while kissing her fully. Murmurs of disbelief filled the corridor, and Veronica let out a horrifying gasp as she desperately sucked for air through her clenched throat.
Timmy moved his hands up to hers, guiding them from his shirt and holding them gently as she leaned back and stood up again. They stared tenderly into each other's eyes. Everyone instantly forgot about that blonde girl's ordeal and started talking about this much more fascinating turn of events.
Tad and Chad just stood there, stunned, but Veronica was beside them in a flash. “What!? You can't date him!” she screeched. Her head suddenly cocked to one side as she tried to cope with the sudden unavailability of the two people she liked most.
Trixie gracefully tossed her hair before facing the frenzied blonde. “Oh? Why is that?” she wondered aloud with a courteous smile.
“He's not one of the popular kids,” she argued while stealing a hesitant glance at Timmy.
Miss Tang turned her body to face Veronica fully while putting her arm around Timmy's shoulder. He put his arm around his girlfriend's waist and turned to face the crazy girl as well.
The beautiful vixen smiled and explained it very simply. “Timmy is popular. After all, he's my boyfriend.”
“If you date him then none of us will hang out with you anymore!” Veronica threatened. A few of the popular kids nodded uncertainly while looking around to see if anyone else was doing the same.
Without any hesitation, Trixie calmly accepted her statement. “That's okay. I just guess none of you will be popular anymore.”
Tad and Chad looked at each other with grave concern. Then, they both walked over and stood together behind Timmy, each putting a hand on his shoulders. The rest of their clique wasted no time in joining Trixie's contingent, all facing the red-faced blonde while saying absolutely nothing.
Veronica's shoulders hunched up in anger and her whole body began to shudder as her eyes squeezed shut. Suddenly, she opened her eyes and smiled widely. “Welcome to the popular kids, Timmy!” she cheered while leaning over and giving him a quick hug.
“Now break it up, students!” Principal Waxelplax told them loudly in her sweet voice. She waddled her way through the students, pleasantly pointing towards the auditorium. “Everyone, we are going to have an assembly this morning to discuss Mr. Crocker's, uh, situation. Come now!”
Timmy and Trixie faced each other one more time as the principal came right up next to them. “You two as well, move along!” she shooed them.
Trixie quickly kissed her little love on the forehead and then took Veronica's hand. “We have to use the powder room,” she mentioned sweetly before dragging off her blonde friend with the forced smile.
Waxelplax called after her, “Okay, we'll wait for you.”
Chester and A.J. turned to face Timmy, both sporting big happy smiles. Suddenly, they both bowed forward and cried out, “We're not worthy!” The continued to bow and scrape with their goofy expressions while backing away with the others. The principal smiled and patted Timmy on the shoulder twice before making her way to the auditorium.
Timmy started to follow her, still smiling, when Cosmo and Wanda popped up in front of him. “Way to go, Timmy!” Cosmo beamed while offering a high-five, which Timmy happily returned. “I guess things went well last night... Really well?”
“Guys!” he complained. “I can't talk about stuff like that with you two. It's too embarrassing.” Then he winked at Cosmo and added, “Besides, that would be telling.”
Wanda flew in and gave him a hug, stopping short of kissing his forehead. “Aw, such a gentleman. That Trixie is one lucky girl,” she sighed happily.
“I'm the lucky one,” Timmy admitted. “Last night's kind of a blur, but one thing's for sure: I'm the happiest...”
“Noooo!” Wanda cried out, fearing his declaration would end their god-parenting assignment.
“...kid in *mrfffghle*!” he stopped as the green- haired fairy shoved a Chocodildo in Timmy's mouth.
“Oh no you don't!” Cosmo commanded him cheerfully. “Things are just starting to get good!”
Timmy pulled the candy phallus from his mouth as his fairy godparents suddenly turned themselves into a matching pen and pencil, clipped onto his book bag.
Trixie and Veronica were giddily rushing back and laughing with each other. Trixie suddenly noticed Timmy as they came up on him, so she motioned Veronica to go ahead. Reluctantly, the blonde left them alone.
“Oh, I just love these things!” she squealed while talking the chocolate toy from his hand. “Oh, and you pre-moistened it so it won't stick to my tongue. How thoughtful!” She carefully watched his eyes while slowly taking it all the way into her mouth and then out again. “If you come over tonight, I'll show you another way to do it,” she offered with a naughty smile.
Then they held hands and walked into the auditorium together.
“I think we're gonna have a lot more free time now,” Cosmo lamented.
“That's okay. I think I know how we can pass the time,” Wanda answered knowingly. “Let's just hope we get some more Thursday nights off.”
THE END
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