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All in the Life of a Loud	By : AberrantScript Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 11493 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own The Loud House and make no money off this work of fiction.

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Author's Notes:
Inspired by posts on /TLHG/. I'm told this only scratches the surface and I missed a lot of decent content to include in this parody.
Disclaimer: The Loud House Copyright Nickelodeon (2019)
The Loud House General
"Morning, dudes," said Luna, her eyes bloodshot as she'd stayed up the entire night listening to ancient rocks songs no one's heard about.
"Morning, Luna," said Lincoln, his hands rubbing at his eyes.
"Morning!" said Lola with an unusually bright smile for just waking up in the morning.
Luna yawned. "What's you dudes gonna do today?"
Lincoln opened his mouth to say something retarded, but Lola beat him to it.
Stripping down until she was wearing nothing but a bit of pink ribbon covering her cooch and nips, the girl wiggled her unnaturally and disproportionate tush.
"Oh, nothing much."
Lincoln rolled his eyes. "You're not sexy, Lola. Cover yourself up, two penny whore."
Lola rolled onto the couch, half sprawled over Luna, and ripped her ribbon off. Though at the angle, Lincoln couldn't see anything.
Just at the moment, Rita stepped in with classic janitorial gear on, and she glared at the girl. Huffing, she walked off, because jannies fucking suck.
Lola stuck her tongue out.
"Suck it, fag!"
Luna growled.
"Yo that wasn't very nice to the rents!"
Lola turned her eyes and snapped her fingers, and suddenly no one could hear or remember having a 15 year old sister in the family anymore.
But they had a new lamp that gave decent shade.
Lincoln was getting pissed off fast.
It was a whole fucking minute before anyone replied to him.
His hands were clenched, his teeth gnashing.
He was growing desperate.
Just then, seemingly out of nowhere, Leni walked down the stairs.
Her eyes were dead. Her walk was aimless.
She went into the corner and stared at nothing.
"I just want to die."
Lincoln took this as his perfect chance.
Walking up, he ripped the sad girl's clothes from her body.
"Look, Leni, I know you're a walking accident dumbass bitch that should've been carted away to the loony house ages ago, but you're literally the hottest girl in the house, and I have the biggest dick in the universe, so bend over and take me raw so I can impregnate you with my spawn and show Lola why she's a fucking dirty ass whore."
Right as Lincoln started humping on his depressed sister, and Lola started screaming about how icky it all was, everyone paused.
They could hear heavy breathing.
They looked at the kitchen.
And there was Lori.
Messy, tired, depressed, holding a bottle of pills she was just about to eat so she could finally be rid of this fucking nightmare of a life.
But then she happened to step into the living room.
And she saw Leni.
Precious, beautiful, perfect Leni.
And her eyes lit up.
"Oh my fucking God, you're so beautiful, please marry me."
Lincoln pulled out of his sister and growled.
"Go fuck yourself faggot!"
Lola hissed.
"Kill yourself, Lori."
Literally out of nowhere, Lynn walks in grabbing a sandwich and stuffing her mouth with it.
"Do yourself a favor and drink bleach."
Lisa falls from the ceiling.
"Please for the love of God end your miserable existence already. No one wants you. Your friends hate you. Please do yourself a favor and listen to them and kill yourself."
Lori didn't do any of those things.
With a stupid fucking :3 face, Lori crawled closer to Leni until she was at her feet, and she kissed the ground the ditzy suicidal dumbass walked on.
Luan walks down the stairs.
And she spots Lola, still naked and sprawled on the lamp.
And with a dirty smirk, she walks into the kitchen and gets some chocolate milk.
Leaning against the walk, she jiggles the carton.
"Hey, Lola. Wanna have some chocolate milk? I bet it'd make you look... amazing~"
The girl was so aroused, so horny, so... God... fuck...
Lincoln screeched, "Kill yourself, fatnigger!"
But Luan didn't listen.
She walked over to suicide bitch, and she ran her hands on her hips. She rubbed her face on the girl's ass.
"Oh God, Leni, please... please eat a bag of chips. A whole cake. Please, fuck..."
Lincoln was really starting to get pissed off.
"KILL YOURSELF LUAN"
God, what the fucking hell was wrong with his fucking family!?
COULDN'T THEY SEE HE WAS GOD'S FUCKING GIFT TO MANKIND!?
Sam walked into the doorway right at that moment.
And no.
She wasn't looking for a lameass lamp that no one remembered or cared about.
She only had eyes for Lincoln.
"Hey, hetshit, drink rat poison."
Like the creaking of rusty gears, his head turned toward the unwanted intruder.
Lola got off the couch, covering up her privates with her hands so that way the rents-slash-jannies don't ground her for three days, and rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, I'll be back later on."
Lincoln began dry heaving, gasping for air. The veins in his face popping out. His whole body turning red.
No one could make out what he said that day. And not one damn person ever cared.
With a smirk, Sam shook her ass at him as he was screeching so loud Mr. Grouse reported them to the authorities.
"Stupid, Lincoln fag."
And like that, she was gone.
But Lincoln wouldn't stop.
He scoured around the whole house.
Screeching and throwing his hands everywhere.
HOW FUCKING DARE ANYONE THINK THE SISTERS ARE CARPET MUNCHING LEZZ SUCKERS!?
THEY ALL BELONG TO HIM!
Eventually, he got tired, and his mom told him to go to bed.
And he tried to resist, but the thirty year old high school drop out had no choice but to head down into the basement and go to sleep.
"Fucking yurifag," could be heard faintly through his loud snores.
In this curious allotted time, came a small creature from the ground.
She was tiny. Smol. Bite sized. Loved by all.
It was Lana!
And she started dancing.
For no other reason than that it was LANA HOURS!
WOOO!
Literally out of nowhere, almost like magic...
Hands sprouted from the walls and reached toward her.
And they patted her on the head.
And on the stomach.
And her legs.
Her arms.
Her coochie.
Her neck.
And Lana loved it.
She was being adored by everyone.
At least, until this faceless man stepped into the room.
Tall, green, unloved by anyone and desperate for attention.
He had waited until this perfect time.
When everyone was worshiping a single entity.
And he would stand alone, as their only enemy. So they would have no choice but to reply to him, and give him the attention he desperately craved.
"Fuck off, Lananiggers," he spoke to the hands.
But Lana only danced harder.
She started stripping off her clothes.
Rita glared at her, her eyes narrowing...
But Lana only wiggled her butt faster.
"Kill yourself, Lanafag," the anonymous hater spoke again.
This continued for an ungodly amount of time.
Six hours later, the room was quiet again.
Then, from out of nowhere, this Japanese looking self-insert original character walked into the doorway.
He had super long eyelashes, sparkly eyes, long black hair in a ponytail, a super long sweater that went six inches past his fingertips, shorts, and tennis shoes.
He gave the room a bright smile, like the cozy little faggot he is, and bounced around carrying a picture.
He pinned the picture to the fridge, and stood on top of the living room table.
"Hey! Do you guys wanna talk to me about the time I was-"
Lola was there.
"No."
Lynn came out of nowhere.
"Oh fucking God, not this faggot again."
The asian fag never lost his smile tho. And he talked anyway.
And the longer he talked, the more sisters came just to tell him to drink bleach.
It was amusing really.
Suddenly, he asked where Luna was at.
And the lamp came back to life, but no one paid it any mind because Lunafags are dead, fuck off.
There was a noise in the kitchen.
Only one sister decided to look.
And there was Lori.
With crazy looking eyes.
Her shorts and panties were around her ankles.
And she was jilling herself in front of literally everyone as she touched the picture.
It was a drawing of Leni in a sexy ass outfit.
Lori's knees were shaking. She couldn't breathe! God! She had to tell literally everyone how horny she was!
She was screaming her moans out to the whole house!
She felt a hand on her shoulder, and she turned around.
And the blonde's breath caught.
It was a man, wearing Leni's dress and her hair.
Oh God...
"H-hey, I... I like seeing how horny you are. Can I... can I fuck you raw?"
Oh God... yes!
Lori didn't even wait.
She was already on the counter, with her legs around the guy's neck, as he ate her out.
She couldn't even hear the people telling her to drink bleach as she proved how much of a slut she was for Leni.
"FUCK ME!"
Unfortunately, her screams woke up Lincoln.
And soon, the boy was stomping down the stairs.
And as soon as he saw the happy go lucky Jap on the table, his anger flared and he stared dancing around like a chimpanzee, screeching and throwing stuff fucking everywhere.
As Lincoln was screaming, there was a knock at the door.
He stepped over to it, opened it.
Some dude with a shield over his head was there, holding a blowtorch.
"Hey! Wanna talk about welding with me?"
Lincoln gave him a deadpan.
"Fuck off and die."
And slammed the door in his face.
While they were all doing their own thing, making a huge noise.
Sex and screaming and moans and wailing.
There was suddenly several spics in the living room.
A girl holding a pic of a nude Lola.
A dude holding a pic of Lori with her chubby belly spilling out over her shorts.
Luan came crawling toward the dude, running her tongue over the precious bubbly fat on the pic.
Lola appeared from nowhere, running her hands on the chubby cheeks (the back cheeks) of her portrait.
For a moment, everyone forgot that Lori was sexing a complete stranger dressed in drag, but that was ok.
Lori only needed one thing and one thing only.
"FUCK ME, LENI LOUD!"
Ronnie Anne was suddenly sitting on the couch beside the Lolafag.
Breathing heavily as she looked at the Lola nude.
"Oh fuck that's good..."
Literally everyone turned on her.
"Hey, spic, how does it feel knowing I'll never pound your diseased pussy?" asked Lincoln, as he walked behind Lynn and started humping her for no other reason than he's fucking Lincoln Loud.
The trap eventually got bored and left, and Lincoln made sure to turn mid-fuck to screech once more at him as he left the house.
Things were really turning into a shitshow, but this was normal.
Things have to really get bad before things are really bad.
You dig?
Just at that time, an OC walks into the room.
Wide-eyed, confused, wondering why the hell he was in someone else's house...
This boy...
Named Lemy Loud...
Was literally dropped into the room for no other reason than to cause mass chaos and biblically epic autism.
He sat there and cowered as the sisters and Lincoln (everyone except Lori who was working on her third orgasm to Leni) began screeching at him.
He turned and saw Lori still fucking the Lenifag, and he saw a sparkle of hope.
"Lori! Please, come back home with me! I miss you so much!"
Lori moaned long and lecherously.
Sadly, she couldn't hear anything but the sound of how fucking good Leni was railing her with her dick.
Lincoln was hyperventilating, he was screaming that loudly.
Luan, Lynn, the lamp, the twins, everyone...
The whole room was so furious, so ungodly angry, so determined to kill Lemy-
It was in that moment that a picture of Leni was stamped to the wall.
And thirty seconds later, there was another picture.
Lori shoved her partner away, and came crawling to the living room on her dirty hands and knees, not caring who could see how wet she was, how fucked she was in her slutty hole...
Lori looked around in wonder, even as the whole room groaned, as two pictures became twenty, then a hundred.
Until she could only see Leni.
And her heart stopped, and she fell to the ground.
And literally no one cared that she died.
Lincoln huffed.
"Fucking bomber."
Lola growled and decided to pick up the phone, and placed an order.
Lincoln rolled his eyes and went to the window.
Next door, a brand new house suddenly appeared out of thin air.
He looked at the watch.
"7? Really? We don't fucking make new ones until 10, retard."
Lola flipped him off.
"Drink bleach, incestfag."
Whatever.
Soon enough they all went over to the new house anyway.
Everyone but Lori.
Who stayed behind to cherish the last few moments of Leni heaven before a wrecking ball literally destroyed the entire building, with her still inside.
In the new house, Lincoln was busy already humping Lucy.
Lola was sitting on the table, her legs spread wide, and staring at her pussy.
"I wonder if I can pee in my own hole..."
She looked at Lincoln.
"Doesn't that sound hot? Peeing in your sister's hole?"
The lamp started to move, and there was this brunette there that no one could remember the name of.
"Hey bro, what did I miss?"
Lincoln finished plowing the goth shit and dropped her like the submissive cum rag she is.
"Nothing. Just another day in the Loud House General."
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