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My Big Fat Gargoyle Wedding	By : MelissaMaxwell Category: +G through L > Gargoyles Views: 7467 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Anton Sevarius sang to himself as he entered his hotel room. "Ooh, When my baby! When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio! De Janeiro, my-oh-me-oh!" He did a few dance moves before the full length mirror. "I go wild and then I have to do the Samba And La Bamba!" Sevarius looked at his reflection. "Oh my, I got freckled out in the sun today." He ran a hand over the tan flecks on his cheeks. "Better invest in a straw hat!" He laughed, knowing that the money Thailog gave him was enough to buy all the hats he could ever want.
Sevarius opened the door to his ocean view terrace, taking in a breath of the salty air before he laid back on the freshly made bed and picked up his notebook from the nightstand. Some people read romance novels on vacation, he read his own scientific notations. "Hmm...seems I was in error when I told Thailog whose DNA Regan has. She has Brooklyn's and Hudson's, not Goliath's. Oh, well." He looked up as he heard a humming noise coming from the terrace. It looked like a mosquito entered his room.
Sevarius raised his hand to let the artificial mosquito land on his finger. "What did you bring me?" he asked, taking the tiny vial of blood from the construct. "Parrot DNA? Jaguar DNA? Both?" Sevarius got a mental image of a jaguar with colorful feathered wings and smiled. "Well, I'm on vacation, so I'll wait until I get home to look at it." He secreted the vial in his suitcase and walked out on the veranda, where he gazed at the moon. "Speaking of which, I wonder what's going on in the Big Apple."
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Lex and Staghart held hands as they walked through the abandoned subway tunnel.
"You looking forward to married life?" Staghart asked him.
Lex smiled. "Amp, I already think of you as my mate. This, is just formality." He pulled him forward for a kiss and was cut off when he heard a female sobbing. "Better check it out." he said. They turned a corner to see a strange gargoyle who resembled a rather corpulant tigress dressed in harem wear. She was slumped against a wall and sobbing with flowers scattered at her feet. "That one of your sisters, Amp?" Lex asked.
Staghart shook his head. "I introduced you to all the clanmates who came here."
"Hey, friend!" Lex called approaching her, using the word his clan used before they had names. "What's wrong?"
"I'm a bad gargoyle." she wept. "A very bad gargoyle."
"Oh, posh." said Staghart. "You can't be all that bad."
"I got a very kind male to fall in love with me." she said. "And I broke his heart. I didn't want to, but Master would hurt me if I didn't."
Lexington noticed her collar and read the tag. "Your name's Tamora?"
She nodded and wiped her eyes. She crossed her fingers, made a fist then put three fingers over a thumb. "He used to say it like this." she said, finger spelling.
Lex had a good idea whose heart had been broken. "Tamora, does your Master use your collar to hurt you?"
"Yes...yes he does." How did he know?
"Tamora, I'm going to help you." Lex unfolded the wires wrapped around the device he had been carrying under his arm. "Once I'm done, your Master will never be able to hurt you again!"
"Do you mean it?" It sounded to good to be true.
"I promise." said Lex. "Umm...could you kneel so I can reach your neck?" She did. "First things first, we get rid of that tracking device so he can't find you." He dislodged the small, red device. "Be so good as to dispose of that, Amp?"
"With pleasure." Amp walked back to the subway entrance and gave the device a hard throw, listening to it skim over the pavement. He walked back, never noticing the small, yellow bird, skipping along and pecking at random.
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"O'Leary! O'Leary!" called Margo as she walked down the street with a bird cage in hand. "Here birdy, birdy!"
"What sort of name is 'O'Leary' for a bird?" asked Brendan.
"It was my mother's maiden name." said Margo. "Now will you help me find him before one of those horrible gargoyles eat him?"
"What a tragedy that would be." sighed Brendan, who never liked the canary's constant chirping and whistling.
"Really, Brendan, it's your fault for leaving the window open while we were out! O'Leary! O'Leary!" called Margo. She spotted a flash of yellow. "There he is!" She ran up to the bird. "O'Leary! Come back to Mommy! O'Leary? O'Leary!" She picked up the lifeless bird. "O'Leary!" She shook him. "He's not breathing! Brendan, O'Leary isn't breathing!"
"Well, what do you want me to do?" Brendan asked. "Give him mouth-to-beak resuscitation?"
"Don't joke, Brendan! O'Leary must have eaten something too big for him to swallow!" She started pressing on the canary's gut, hoping to make him cough it up.
If I know her, Brendan thought. She'll find a way to blame this on gargoyles!
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"There." said Lex, removing the cable. "The circuit has been nullified. Not only can you not be shocked, but the collar can now be safely removed."
"Allow me to help." said Staghart, wrapping his hands around the collar. With a twist, he managed to break the metal collar.
Tamora smiled and ruffled the fur on her now bared neck. "Feel so good to get rid of that!" she said. "What can I do to repay you?"
Lexington shrugged. "A 'Thank you' would be good enough."
"Thank you?" Tamora never heard such a word.
"You're welcome!" Staghart said brightly.
"Say, Tamora," said Lex. "We think we might know your..um...boyfriend. We're going to where he lives. Maybe you could come along and talk things over with him."
Tamora shook her head. "I've hurt him too badly. What I did nearly killed him and a friend of his. I don't think he or his friend want to see me ever again."
"Your 'Master' made you do it, right?" asked Lex. Tamora nodded. "Then, they should be fair and give you a chance to appologize and explain. We know your Master, too, Tamora. We know how evil he is. Now that you don't wear his collar anymore, you're free! As long as you never have anything more to do with him, trust me, they'll understand."
"I made Claw cry." Tamora said, shaking her head. "His friend called me a bitch."
"Yeah, Talon can be a hothead." Lex knew Maggie wasn't fond of using swear words. "But, he's just very protective of his friends. He's also got a thing for strays. And since you're not going back to Thailog, he just might help you out."
"Go on." said Staghart. "Give it a try."
"Alright." Tamora sighed. "I'll go."
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"What'ssss thisss called again?" asked Claudius.
"It's called a cookie." said Maggie, taking a package of Zwieback out of her bag. "And little Lili gets her own cookies! Yes she does!" Lili cooed her joy as Maggie gave her a Zwieback
Claudius nibbled his cookie. "I like thissss." he hissed.
Thug watched the goings on bemusedly. That was Maggie all over, using gentleness to win people over. She was so different from Talon, but it was in a way that complemented each other. A sudden blow to the head made Thug regret letting his guard slip. He quickly shook it off to see a creature with thick green scales like his own start to pass by. He quickly leapt to his feet and tackled the stranger. "Maggie, look out!" he shouted as he wrestled a creature with glowing white eyes.
A creature with speckled blue fur darted in and grabbed Lili. "LEAVE MY BABY ALONE!" screamed Maggie, diving on him and sinking in her claws.
"Get off my back, bitch!" yelled Tybalt, trying to shake her off as Lili started to cry. Maggie roared her outrage as she dug her claws in deeper, feeling blood and not caring. This monster was not taking her baby! She knew she couldn't shock him, not while he was holding Lili.
"Tybalt!" called Brutus, who had Thug pinned. "I got the keys!" He threw the keys to Tybalt, the action giving Thug the leverage to buck him off and attack again, this time chomping at him with his enormous jaws.
Tybalt caught the keys. Maggie clawed up Tybalt's wing, knowing how sensitive they were. Tybalt responded by backhanding her in the nose. As Maggie went down with a thud, Tybalt unlocked Claudius' cell. "Alright, Claud!" said Tybalt. "You take care of the female and help Brutus with the guard! I'll get the baby to our Master." Claudius slithered out of his cell, took a look at Tybalt holding the crying baby, then a look at Maggie crumpled on the floor. "Come on, Claud!" scolded Tybalt. "Get a move on!" Quick as a wink, Claudius sunk his fangs into Tybalt's shoulder.
Maggie slowly came too. Her vision was blurred and she had a splitting headache. Her nose ached too. She could taste blood. She could feel blood on her face. Lili she thought dizzily. Where's my baby? She thought she heard a familiar baby babble. Lili? Lili, Mommy's coming! She tried to force herself to stand up and nearly blacked out again. "Take it easy, Mags." said Thug, grabbing her. "You don't want another lump to match the one you got!" He took a handkerchief out of his pocket and put it on her face. "Here, pinch your nose and put your head down."
Maggie batted his hand away. "My baby!" she gasped. "Where's Lili?"
"Here'sssss Lili." Maggie turned to see Claudius, out of his cell and holding up Lili, safe and sound.
"Mama!" said Lili.
"Lili!" Maggie took her baby in her arms and showered her with kisses. "Oh, I'm sorry, Mommy's getting her blood on you." Maggie used Thug's handkerchief to clean her.
"Mommy has to take care of herself too." Thug reminded her, directing the handkerchief to Maggie's hemorrhaging nose. "It's amazing, Maggie! That creature, Brutus his tag says, was whaling on me. If it weren't for my tough hide, he'd've snapped me in two! He had a thick hide himself, so we were pretty evenly matched. Then, Claud here slithered over and just when I'm thinking 'That's it, I'm done for!' Claud picked Brutus up and threw him against the wall! We double teamed his sorry butt into submission and locked him and his buddy Tybalt up in the cell!" Maggie turned to see the two intruders locked in a cell. The green scaled one was out cold. The speckled blue furred one was trembling as he lay prostrate on the floor. "Yeah, Tybs is gonna need some anti-venom. If you really want him to live."
"Thank you, Thug." said Maggie. "And thank you, Claudius." Claudius just looked at the floor as his cheeks turned a rosy pink color.
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"Salome!" Hollywood called as he walked through the tunnel.
"Goneril!" Burbank called, walking along side of him.
"Here we are!" the females giggled, waving from around a corner. Burbank and Hollywood ran to them.
"We have fun now?" asked Hollywood.
"You have to do something for me." Salome cooed. "You have to wear this." She offered him a silver collar like the one she wore.
"Salome give Hollywood present?" Hollywood was overcome with joy. No one had ever given him a present before.
"Yes, Hollywood." Salome cooed, latching the collar around his thick neck. "It's just for you, my love."
"I've got one for you, too, Burbank!" simpered Goneril, presenting a similar collar. "Would you like me to put it on you?"
"That be good." Burbank agreed. He stood still as Goneril latched the collar on him.
"Girls do good job!" said Brentwood, coming from around the corner he was hiding, a strange device in his hands.
"Brentwood!" yelled Burbank. "You bad now!" He came at Brentwood with his club raised. Brentwood just smiled and pressed a button. Burbank screamed in pain as his neck and throat were assaulted by several volts of electricity.
"Burbank do what Brentwood say!" said Brentwood. "Or get bad hurt! Hollywood too!"
"Hollywood go with Salome." said Hollywood.
"Mmm...so easily convinced." said Salome, caressing him with her tail.
"No!" said Burbank. "This...bad!"
"Aw, don't you wanna go with me?" asked Goneril.
"No!" said Burbank. "Labyrinth good! Not fight! Burbank stay here! Burbank not care silly rabbit girl no more!"
Goneril's eyes flashed red. How dare he refuse her! She bared her fangs and would've struck at him, but a paiful shock made her pause.
"No, Goneril." said Brentwood. "Thailog want them alive. We take them now. We go home." He turned and walked. Salome followed with Hollywood on her arm, smiling blissfully. Goneril tried to pull a protesting Burbank along.
"No!" he shouted. "Won't go! Labyrinth home! Help! Help!"
Brentwood pressed the button again. Burbank screamed in anguish. "Will Burbank come now?" Burbank shook his head defiantly. Brentwood pressed the button longer, Causing Burbank to collapse to the ground as his knees buckled with pain. "You want stay Labyrinth?" Burbank nodded yes, even as he gasped in pain. Brentwood laid his finger full force on the button yelling over Burbank's tortured screams. "You really want stay Labyrinth?"
"He's staying, but you're going!" Burbank shook his head, trying to make sense of Brentwood's sudden change in tone. Then he looked up and realized Brentwood wasn't the one who spoke. Lexington was there, with Staghart and some tiger lady he had never seen before. "What you're doing is shocking in more ways than one!"
"We cannot forgive this, Brentwood." said Staghart. "So be prepared to take your punishment!"
"Boys...." cooed Goneril as she sauntered up to them, swaying her hips and tossing her indigo hair. "You don't wanna start a nasty fight, do you?" She laid a hand on each male's shoulder, only to reel back in surprise when the hands were coolly slapped off.
"Nice try." said Lex. "But we're immune."
Goneril gnashed her teeth as her eyes glowed from anger and shame at being refused by no less than three males in one night. With a screech she tried to pounce on Lex, only to be intercepted by Staghart who threw her tumbling head over tail. "You know, I dislike striking at ladies." he said. "So it's a good thing you aren't one!" Goneril sprung back to her feet and lunged at Staghart. Lex grabbed her by the tail, pulling her off balance.
"Salome!" commanded Brentwood. "Help Goneril!" Salome jumped in, using her scarf as a garrote on Lexington while Staghart tried to wrestle Goneril off him. Tamora jumped in, clawing the scarf that was strangling Lex away. "Tamora!" yelled Brentwood. "You help or you get shock!" She responded by picking Salome up and throwing her at Brentwood, who narrowly ducked. "OK! You ask for it!" He tapped the button. Nothing. Tamora was barreling towards him. As the glowing eyed female came closer, Brentwood suddenly noticed she wasn't wearing her collar. "Oh, shit." Tamora easily picked Brentwood up and wrenched the control out of his hands. She casually threw the smaller gargoyle over her shoulder and snapped the device in two.
Lex roundhouse kicked Salome, sending her down. Hollywood picked Lex up, pinning his arms to his sides. "Let go you stupid clone!" yelled Lex as he thrashed. "The device is broken! You don't have to worry about getting shocked!"
"You no hurt Salome!" Hollywood bellowed as he attempted to crush the smaller gargoyle between his hands. He stopped and slumped over unconscious when Burbank walloped him over the head with his club.
"Thanks for evening the odds, Burbank!" said Lex.
Burbank approached a dizzy Brentwood with his club raised. "You go now!" he bellowed. "Take bad girls with you! No come back!"
Even Brentwood's tiny mind could see the odds weren't in his favor. "Goneril! Salome! We go now!" The three made their escape as Burbank stood sadly over Hollywood.
"Hollywood told not be bad." he said mournfully as Lex fetched the device that would open the circuit in the shock collars. "Him big trouble." Lexington neutralized Hollywood's collar and found no tracking device. He nodded and Staghart tore the collar away. He motioned for Burbank to kneel to his level. "Burbank almost did bad thing. Girl gargoyles, they make us feel good, promise us more. Burbank stupid."
"No, you're not stupid, Burbank." said Lex, opening the circuit. "Take care of that, Amp?" Staghart tore the collar away.
"You're not the first to be taken in by a pretty face and smooth talk." Staghart assured him. "Chances are good you won't be the last either."
"Come on." said Lex. "We gotta get a collar off a prisoner in the Labyrinth." He nudged Hollywood with his toe. "And get someone to pick up Sleeping Ugly over here."
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A/N "I Go to Rio" belongs to Peter Allen. I'd like to give special thanks to Shadowstar_Pridestar. I was having a huge case of writer's block and really procrastinated on this chapter. But thanks to the Starman (Stargirl?), I was inspired to get my butt in gear and get to writing!
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