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“Okay, we've got to get Timmy now,” Wanda anxiously announced while raising her wand. After looking around one last time to make sure his mother wouldn't suspect anything, Cosmo followed suit and they popped into the middle of Trixie's bedroom.
Upon arrival, they found the bed empty and without sheets, but the sound of running water was coming from the bathroom. Cosmo and Wanda turned to see lovely young Trixie from behind, fully dressed in her typically charming attire. Quickly, they turned into cute stuffed animals on her shelf and watched her get ready for school.
“Wow, she is pretty,” Wanda observed.
Cosmo yawned, “Meh. You've seen one supple young raven- haired beautiful girl with a tight stomach, silky smooth, creamy white skin and firm T&A, you've seen them all.”
“Wow, that was an incredibly precise observation,” she noted before checking the display on her wand. “His trail is lukewarm, so he must have left a few hours ago. But why did she come back early?”
“Maybe she wanted to see Timmy!” her husband explained dreamily. “He seems pretty straightforward, sure, but it's hard to get him out of your mind. Oh, why can't I quit you, Timmy Turner!?”
The pink fairy looked over at the bed, noticing that all of the covers and sheets had been rolled into a ball on the floor. Remembering that everything had been thoroughly cleaned before they left, she started to wonder. “Ooh! Do you think she and Timmy...?” Wanda gasped and excitedly and put a hand over her huge smile. Then she raised her wand so that he could read the display on the star while holding it towards Trixie. “Hey, we can do a recent-sex count and find out.”
Cosmo raised a stuffed arm while trying to object, but she had taken the reading before a single word left his stitched lips.
“Hey, it says she had three partners last night,” she complained. “You said Veronica was with her at the Turners', and then Timmy maybe? I'm sure Timmy's dad wouldn't have a chance in hell with her...”
Her bedroom door opened and they fell silent. A servant briskly walked in and peeked into the bathroom, announcing, “Miss Tang? The limo is ready to take you to school.”
“Thank you, Consuela,” Trixie called out cheerfully while practically dancing out of the bathroom. With a big smile, she stopped next to the puzzled servant and suddenly kissed her on the cheek. “Sorry I took so long,” she sweetly apologized before skipping out of the room.
The just woman stood there for a moment, thoroughly confused, and then finally shrugged. “Maybe it's the fumes,” she wondered to herself before going into the bathroom and starting to clean up.
Cosmo finally came up with an answer. “Oh, wait! Don't you remember the last technical advisory bulletin for our wands? If a human is around another human with a lot of recent partners then it can spill over into their reading.” He sighed and rubbed his furry forehead in relief.
Wanda remembered, “Oh, the Rockdale bug.” She concentrated for a moment and declared, “Well, Veronica's count is one- point-two. How the heck do you get point-two?”
Cosmo raised his wand and looked before crying out in disgust, “Oh, yuck! It says Crocker got to second-base with her. No wonder no one likes her.”
Wanda wrinkled her nose and speculated, “Well, that guy's count can't be very... Fuck! Twenty-three partners in the past six hours?” She tapped her wand against the shelf a few times. “These things must not be working right,” she concluded while lowering it.
“Well, anyway, we'd better go find Timmy. Do you think he's at school already?”
“We can wait for him there. He's probably on the bus by now,” she concluded. Waving their wands in the air, they disappeared in a puff.
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