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"Just two buddies"	By : Skinttt Category: +1 through F > Flintstones Views: 431 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This story is based on a cartoon that I DO NOT OWN; all credit belongs to Hanna-Barbera Productions. This work is no more than a tribute to the creators, sharing a goofy idea I had.

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Barney's POV:
I wonder where Fred wants to go to eat.
There's lots of places around here, but we've been to almost all of 'em while taking Betty and Wilma to dinner.
I'm so happy that Fred appreciated my compliment this morning. To be completely straightforward, it was the first thing that caught my eye this morning.
Did I like it for real? oh heck yes.
I would've said more.. but I wouldn't want Fred to get the wrong idea.
Here he comes now
No POV:
Fred stops the car at the curb where Barney awaits him
"Hey Barney, you ready to go get some food?"
He asks
"Oh yeah, I've been thinking about that food all day."
"Where do you want to go? ...and what about our wives? They might worry if we get home later than normal."
Barney's worry is dismissed as Fred reassures him
"Don't worry Barn, I already called Wilma, told her we were hanging out this evening- then asked her to tell Betty.."
"Problem solved." Fred grins
"What about a few beers, Fred?" Barney suggests, twiddling his thumbs in the dimly lit cab of Fred's car.
"Sure, that sounds even better."
"We'd best not tell the girls though- drinkin' on a weeknight.. eh, Barney?"
He laughs a little at the thought of the girls seeing them stumble in, drunk as a skunk- on a work night.
"He-he, yeah Fred.. imagine that."
The ride there was quiet, as neither of them really knew of anything they haven't already talked about, until Barney thought of a question to ask
"Hey, uhh.. Fred?"
"Yeah?"
"Remember how I suggested that you wear an outfit like that more often... because I thought it looked nice.??"
Before answering, Fred thinks for a few seconds
"Of course, Barn. That some good advice to give a guy when he's feeling insecure."
"...Shucks, Fred"
"Okay....err..... is there..."
He pauses
"...anything I can wear that you'd like?"
This had him caught off-guard
"I think you look nice how you are right now."
Fred answers
"And- you've got a little bit of a goatee going, really suits you."
Barney blushes hard but luckily for him, again, Fred couldn't see.
He thinks to himself
"Gee... Fred likes the scruff?"
"I'll keep it, for him... and hopefully Betty doesn't mind too much."
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They pull into the bar parking lot and hop out of the car
Stepping into the bar, the atmosphere completely changes
Neon blue lights fill the room with an almost magical glow.
"Let's go sit at the counter and order some shots- sound good?" Fred asks
"Yep"
They settle into their seats and wave for the bartender
"We'll take 1 round of the strongest stuff you've got"
Mr. bartender turns to grab a bottle off of the shelf behind him
"This is the stuff right here, it hits hard."
He tells them as he pours 2 shots- one for each of them.
Fred and Barney take the liquor like champs
"Another round, sir!"
The man prepares another and asks
"How about I line up a few more for you boys? You look tough."
After the bartender's boosting of their egos, they agree
Shot after shot, they take it like champs
.... until the alcohol starts to kick in
"Next round, please- bartender" They both hand forward another clam in payment
The bartender laughs
"Hahahahaha!"
"Absolutely not- you guys are trashed!"
He pushes the money back towards Fred and Barney and shoos them away from the counter.
"If I serve you anymore, I know you'll probably pass out on my floor like a coupl'a buffoons!"
"He- he's right, Fred.."
"We... uh... prolly should get goin'."
Barney tries to jump down from the barstool but he stumbles, dizzy and drunk.
"I'll help ya-"
Fred links arms with Barney to help him walk.
"Hehe, thank'ya Fred."
Barney stumbles again, making Fred grip his arm a little tighter.
"Don't worry, I got you pal."
Barney blushes on top of being flushed from the potent alcohol
"Oh wow his arms are thicker and stronger than I thought-" Barney thinks and quietly admires.
Fred takes notice this time
"You... okay...uh.. Barney?"
"I dunno- I'm... so dizzy... and I feel so warm inside."
"Heh heh, liquor's got you hard this time.. you'll yet used to it, Barn."
They both almost fall as they walk out the door
"No kiddin' but I'm having fun, Fred."
He smiles real big and his dimples show
"You wanna... know something, Barney??"
"Sure Fred, w-what is it?"
"We have no ride home... neither of us are fit to drive.."
There's a pause
"Then what?"
While helping Barney into the backseat of his car, Fred thinks of a plan
"I guess we'll just have to stay here a little while longer.."
"That okay with you, Barn?"
He asks
"Y-yeah.. fine by me.."
Fred sits down too, then looks to the left and sees the gleam of the streetlights sparkle in Barney's eyes.
"You cold, Fred??"
"No no- just some goosebumps is all."
Barney shivers
"W-well I'm chilly... can we link arms again?"
He asks, looking with needy eyes up at Fred
"This coat's big enough to share"
Fred slips his arms out of the sleeves and throws it over their legs like a blanket.
"Thank you."
Barney nuzzles Fred's arm in appreciation, making him drape his arms over his little body and keep him warm.
"Heh heh."
"I'm... comfortable here- d-do we have to go home later... or can we... just stay right here.?"
Barney asks, his eyes giving that sparkle again
Fred takes a moment to think about what their wives would say.
"Well... okay. We can sleep here in the car and go home in the morning..."
"I'll think of an explanation...for our... um... wives.."
"Gee... thank-ya Fred."
Barney nuzzles him again, which sends heat down through Fred's entire body...
"I really do care for Barney..." He thinks to himself as he turns red all over.
..................
Fred pulls Barney a little closer
"Is that better?"
"Y-you still cold??"
"Not at all."
He sits up and says nothing for a moment before turning around to face his friend
"Kiss me, Fred."
...
Fred's caught off-guard,
even though his heart burned as Barney was so close to him.
"K-kiss... you??"
"Yes, Fred."
"What are you talking abo-" He cuts himself off
"O-oh...kay..."
"Just- just a quick one.."
Fred's POV:
I never would have guessed I'd end up here- in the backseat of my car... cuddled up to Barney as he asks me to kiss him
We're not gay! At least I don't think I'm gay.
But... it's Barney- and when I've looked at him the past few days... I've felt something in my heart.
Something... bigger than just friendship.
I feel that towards my wife too!
-As he does for his!
He talks about how great she is, everyday. He wakes up early for her. Does all the housework some days so she doesn't have to-
I could go on and on.
He's a good guy
.....
Alright, here goes nothing..
I try to lean in, but Barney comes in faster and presses his lips against mine
My arms instinctively go around him and I stare lovingly into his eyes
"Fred??"
He whispers in my ear
"Does this change things between us..?"
I hug him tighter
"I hope so... but I have to tell you something."
"What is it?" He grabs my hands
"I'm not gay, Barney... but you're straight too, right?"
"Yeah... I think so- and I love Betty.... but, Fred....
I-I think- I love YOU... too.."
"I've never had feelings for another guy, until you.. I love my wife no less.. but I'd describe my sexuality as....er...straight and Fred."
He buries his head in my tunic
"Barney- I..."
...
"...couldn't have said it any better myself.... now... come here, you bite-sized, cute, little creature."
I pull him in and we kiss again
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I've never said anything quite as odd as that before
But let me tell YOU something, voice in my head...
I MEANT EVERY WORD.
♡
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Barney's POV:
Gee.. I'm beginning to wish I was sober for this... I hope I remember the whole thing come tomorrow..
I pull Fred's tie, playfully
That's my attempt to get him to kiss me again.
His strong hands grasp my shoulders and he slumps down in the seat to make it easier.
He's got me feeling like such a fanboy
"Oh Fred- hehehehe"
No POV:
Their lips meet and intertwine before they separate and repeat, changing positions each time.
They both reek of hard liquor and they taste it on each other's lips
Barney wraps his arms around Fred's shoulders and sucks at a spot on his neck- being extra careful not to leave a hickey on him
"Careful... B-Barneyyy..!" Fred calls out in a whisper-yell
"Hehehehe- sorry Fred..."
"How 'bout we do it this way then"
Fred looks at him
"What wa-"
Barney cuts him off and bites Fred's lip- gently, but rough enough for him to get the idea.
They rub noses before touching the tips of their tongues together and kiss playfully as they both start to get restless
Fred brings Barney onto his lap so it's easier for them to make out.
All of a sudden, the night doesn't feel so cold when the rush of excitement sets in
"Watch where you're jabbing me with that thing!" Barney jokes after getting poked in the leg by Fred's boner
"Gee, Fred... we're already that far??"
He chuckles
"Heyyy- don't be mean...
"...I assure you, Barney boy, that it's only a random one and is definitely not any type of signal for you to make jokes-"
Fred pretends to be pouty and offended that Barney would point it out
"Random??"
"He-he I think you're fibbin', Fred."
"I think you're fibbin', Fred."
He jokingly mocks back
"Fine... be like that then-"
"But... if it's random, it won't do anything if I do THIS."
Barney scoots forward so his 'coincidently' similar one is pressed against Fred's tight leather pants
"You hypocrite!" Fred makes a funny face at Barney
"I'm no hypocrite Fred, I tell ya mine's not random- um.. rather, it's an appropriate response to Fred Flintsto-"
He's cut off
"Fine! Ya got me, Barn." Fred grins and tries not to laugh too
"Aren't those pants a little tight?" Barney asks
...
"But I'd hate to question you too much on your sexy outfit, Fred."
He adds
"Yeeepp- but aren't yours?"
Fred asks, going along with Barney's teasing
"Wow, Fred- I-I dunno... you figure that out yourself.. hehehehe"
"Oh boy-"
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