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Spongebob's Boyfriend - Yaoi	By : Terisutaen Category: +S through Z > SpongeBob SquarePants Views: 3177 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants; this fanfiction was written purely for fun and not for money.

Chapter List
- 1-Squidward's Night
- 2-Patrick to the Rescue!
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Through the length and breadth of the boundless sea, an unfortunate event took place as Spongebob decided to quit his job at The Krusty Krab. He couldn't take it anymore - there was no more Squidward at work!
On the way to Squidward's house, Spongebob whistled merrily with harmonic convergence. The yellow sponge was delighted to be spending time with his great love, Squidward. Or at least, Spongebob assumed Squidward was still his boyfriend.
Squidward looked out the window of his bedroom and watched Spongebob approach the front door. "Why are you whistling that horrible tune, Spongebob? And why are you holding those flowers?"
"These flowers are for you, Squidward!"
Squidward just had to ask, "Haven't you got work to go to?"
"I quit work because you got fired. I couldn't do Krabby Patties anymore without seeing you - it kept breaking my heart!"
Squidward laughed nasally, "Could you possibly be any more stupid?"
Frowning, Spongebob kept his hypnotic stare fixed on Squidward, and he almost melted when he watched Squidward walk away from the window. The yellow sponge looked down at the ground and simply huffed, promptly dropping the pink-petal flowers onto Squidward's doormat in the process.
"I think I've been a lousy boyfriend," cried Spongebob, "I think I've upset Squidward."
Wait, a lousy boyfriend?! Squidward opened the front door after that one remark and gave Spongebob a piece of his mind. He never cared about upsetting an already upset sponge.
"Did you think something happened between us last night? Well, NOTHING DID! I wouldn't date you even if you were the last bottom feeder in the sea!"
It appeared that Squidward's shouting had typically attracted a certain pink starfish, and Patrick caught sight of a saddened yellow sponge. "Gee, Squidward has to be a big jerk all the time. Well, I ain't taking his inflated ego any more!"
Patrick took notice of those poor pink-petal flowers just sitting there on Squidward's doormat, and immediately he felt sorry for Spongebob.
Patrick barked fiercely, "Spongebob, WAIT!"
By surprise, Patrick's mighty shout caused the seabed to rumble. Stunning the compelling argument for a moment, a giant Alaskan Bull Worm leapt out from beneath the many grains of glittering sand and took Spongebob along with its travel.
"I'M COMING FOR YOU, SPONGEBOB!"
Patrick changed into his superhero gear and was ready to take down the Alaskan Bull Worm to save his best buddy!
Apprising from the squid's home Squidward sniffled with a laugh, "At last those two stupid idiots are gone from my sight, back to the leisure day I had planned."
Heading out on an adventure, Patrick donned in his superhero getup and then blasted off in pursuit of the yellow sponge.
The pink starfish crashed through the debris of rocks, coral and mountains all until Patrick spotted the tail of the Alaskan Bull Worm. He took aim and went on to rocket forward to the bull worm's back-side with his trusty salt shaker and a hungry appetite. Patrick peppered the tail and gnawed heroically at the Alaskan Bull Worm.
Pulling out of the seafloor, the Alaskan Bull Worm arose whilst groaning in pain. Patrick spotted this prime chance and glided through the mouth of the Alaskan Bull Worm in search of his best friend Spongebob.
In the distance of the long neck, inside the Alaskan Bull Worm, Patrick saw Spongebob hooked on the Bull Worm's dangling uvula and he was crying for Squidward's help.
"I'm coming to save you, Spongebob!" Patrick recited. He jumped into sight clad in a blue cape, not to mention the matching daisy dukes. Well, those daisy dukes just so happened to be Patrick’s underwear. Despite the blue getup, Patrick wore a red eye-band.
In shock, the yellow sponge beamed from ear-to-ear, "Patrick! You look like a superhero!" Spongebob accredited. He blushed as he expressed admiration for Patrick's attire! “Go, Patrick!”
Even though the presence of Spongebob's best buddy was in view, Spongebob never let go of the swinging, slimy uvula. The yellow sponge averted his gaze from the super starfish and then down to the beast's throat. At the mere sight of the dark tunnel, Spongebob gulped slowly with fear.
"Hurry, Patrick!"
Surrounding Patrick just so happened to be mini claw-snapping crabs that had a plan to defeat the starfish once and for all. One of the crabs jabbed its claw inside of Patrick's belly button and pulled out a five-dollar bill with change.
This little red crab chanted, "Money; money; money!"
Patrick yelled in shock, "Money-stealing crabs! Wow, there's a lot of Mr Krabs inside this worm!"
Blowing a strong gust of wind, Patrick was able to create a whirlpool that sucked up most of those money-thieving krabs.
"Shoot, there's too many of them! It looks like I'll have to use my ground slam attack!"
As Patrick donned the air and crashed down at a colossus speed, he slammed into the remnants of those red crabs and finished them off in one go.
"I'm on my way Spongebob; just keep holding on a little longer!"
Rushing towards the poor yellow sponge, Patrick hovered over the acid lake with his levitation powers and reached Spongebob. The super starfish climbed over the engulfing taste-bud mounds, tearing at the superhero gear little by little. Patrick made his way to the endpoint, ready to catch Spongebob in his nearly bare state.
However, Patrick wound up engulfed into the belly of the Alaskan Bull Worm. Oh no!
Reunited with his best friend Spongebob, Patrick gave the yellow sponge a massive hug.
"It's so good to see you, Spongebob!" Patrick stated with excitement.
Spongebob cheered enthusiastically, "It's great to see you, too!”
Glancing about their surroundings, Spongebob grimaced at the flesh and vines enclosing the two. All he could see was red, orange and then the darkness above them. There were ulcers upon ulcers, but worse - there were skeletons of fish that had been swallowed whole way before Spongebob was caught next.
Nudging the starfish, “But Patrick, shouldn't we get out of here?!" Spongebob mentioned with a concerned look on his face.
"No need to fear, Spongebob; I have an idea!"
As Patrick grabbed a hold of Spongebob's legs, the starfish leapt down the worm's throat and went on with a little mission. Using Spongebob and himself, Patrick circled the lining of the throat, spinning with the yellow sponge in hand. The two created a sud trail on their way down the deep chasm that was the Alaskan Bull Worm's throat.
The worm was irritated from the inside convulses, and with an intake of air ready to chunder, Spongebob and Patrick set their sight upon a mass of rising sewage and gaseous bubbles.
"I was waiting for this time to come," exclaimed Patrick with a smug grin on his face.
They prepared to ride the fluid-like bubbles to freedom, being hurled out from the Alaskan Bull Worm once and for all. The super starfish and yellow sponge were eventually bowled into masses of rocks and coral.
With an upset stomach, the Alaskan Bull Worm scurried away with intense form. This one mission finished in success!
Now, back to the real argument, Patrick remembered what happened last night through Spongebob's bedroom window.
Patrick asked with intent, "Why wasn't I invited to your sleepover, Spongebob?!"
"But Patrick, Squidward was my boyfriend!" Spongebob informed the angered starfish with his hands on his hips.
"I thought I was your best friend! I want you to think of me like that, Spongebob; not that slimy tentacle Squidward," reminded Patrick. "You broke my heart, now you must fix it!"
As Patrick closed his eyes with pink puckered lips, the wishful starfish hinted at one thing that Spongebob gave Squidward.
Raising a curious brow, Spongebob wondered what Patrick was hinting at. "Uh, what are you doing, Pat old pal?"
Patrick pouted, "Waiting for my kiss, what else?"
Spongebob muttered, "But what about Squidward? I don't want to cheat on him!"
Opening his eyes in shock, Patrick yammered with watery eyes. "Squidward doesn't love you like I do! Did you see him try and save you from the great Alaskan Bull Worm? I don't think so!"
As Patrick took charge, he approached the little sponge with his lips loaded, ready for a kiss. Within seconds, Patrick slammed his lips against Spongebob's mouth. This was a kiss that Spongebob would never forget!
During the time Spongebob graced in Patrick's arms, they made their way back to their home abode. Patrick carried Spongebob in his arms, and together they went off into the distance.
"I guess I owe you a sleepover, Patrick!"
Spongebob placed a final kiss onto Patrick's lips, thanking him with grace.
"I sure hope you forget about Squidward," mentioned Patrick.
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