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Quagmire Gets a Maid	By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Family Guy Views: 10704 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Family Guy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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CHAPTER 2
More Lemon Pledge

Lois turned to Consuela, “By the way…” she said, “Your pussy tastes delicious! Are you using some kind of citrus flavored douche?”
“No… no…” Consuela replied, “I show you…” she looked over at Quagmire, “Meester Glenn… You have the Lemon Pledge?”
“Sure!” Quagmire said, reaching behind a lamp on the end table and handing her a bright yellow spray can of furniture polish.
Consuela took the can and directed the nozzle at her naked dripping pussy. She gave her cunt a couple of spritzes. “Like thees!” she explained.
“She sprays that stuff on everything.” Quagmire remarked.
Peter reached over and stuck two fingers into Consuela’s sloppy cunt hole. “That’s nice and snug!” he complimented her, “How about I fuck that tight pussy?”
“Okay, Meester Peter!” Consuela agreed, “You fuck pussy, I suck Meester Glenn!”
“Sounds good to me!” Quagmire grinned, coming around to Consuela’s head. His cock had begun to droop slightly, but a few deft strokes brought it back to its rightful rigidity.
“Hey, what about you, Lois?” Peter asked as he glided his swollen cock head between Consuela’s slippery cunt lips, “You gonna get in on this?”
Lois turned the can of Lemon Pledge around in her hand, examining its length and girth. “I think I’m just gonna watch!” she said with a lascivious grin. She sat down on Quagmire’s couch and spread her legs wide apart. Opening the pink petals of her cunt with her fingers. “Maybe I can find another use for this can of Lemon Pledge!” she smiled.
Viscous white globs of Quagmire’s cum oozed from inside her twat, and she used the pearly slime as a lubricant as she inserted the base of the metal spray can into her pussy. Lois began shuttling the metal container in and out of her swampy snatch.
Peter lay back on the floor. “Here, Consuela!” he slapped his rotund belly, “Hop on! I want you to ride my cock!”
“Okay, Meester Peter!” Consuela complied. She turned her ample ass toward his head and squatted down on his thick hard cock in a reverse cowgirl position.
“Mmm!” Consuela moaned, her face barely changing expression as she began sliding smoothly up and down on Peter’s hard searing fuck pole.
Quagmire took up his position between Peter’s outspread legs, his cock hovering near Consuela’s expressionless face. He grabbed a handful of the maid’s thick black hair and held her head steady as he nudged open her crimson lips with the livid bulb of his glans.
“Yeah!” he grinned devilishly, “I’m gonna fuck your face, Consuela!”
Consuela leaned into Quagmire’s cock, working her lips and tongue over the throbbing shaft as it penetrated her salivating mouth. She sucked hard as Quagmire started pumping her head back and forth on his rock-hard dick.
Lois bit her lip as the stocky Hispanic maid bounded up and down on Peter’s cock. She plunged the aerosol can faster in and out of her seething pussy as she watched Consuela’s chubby tits bounce up and down and her round ass cheeks jiggle as she fucked Lois’s husband.
Quagmire gritted his teeth as he yanked Consuela’s head back and forth, sliding his nine inch cock in and out of her gurgling throat. Saliva drooled from the corners of her mouth and tears trickled from her eyes as Glenn slammed his pummeling cock violently down her gullet.
“Oh, God yes!” Lois screamed as she masturbated with the can, “Fuck her good, boys! Choke her with that cock, Quagmire! Tear that slut’s pussy up, Peter!”
Peter gripped Consuela’s hefty hips and guided her up and down on his rigid fuck pole. He gritted his teeth, squeezing his eyes shut as his balls churned with an imminent orgasm.
“Oh, fuck!” Peter grimaced, “I’m cumming!” His throbbing cock erupted, spewing a volcanic salvo of viscid sperm into the chunky housekeeper’s gripping pussy.
“Give it to her, Peter!” Lois cheered, sliding the can of Lemon Pledge swiftly in and out of her juicing cunt hole. “Fill her full of that hot jizz!”
Obscene squishing noises accompanied every brutal plunge of the metal can as it slammed into Lois’s sloppy pussy, eliciting squirts of sperm and pussy juice from the taut edges of her cunt lips.
Quagmire’s cock swelled inside Consuela’s oven-hot mouth and his testicles twitched inside their sac as they suddenly released their load. He gnashed his teeth, tightening his grip on Consuela’s bobbing head and slamming it into his groin.
Consuela choked as Quagmire’s nine-inch phallus lanced into her gurgling throat. She recovered rapidly, swallowing great salty gobs of gluey semen as fast as it squirted from her boss’s detonating dick.
Quagmire backed away, his hosing cock slipping from Consuela’s still sucking mouth. He took aim with the spurting organ, painting the maid’s stoic face with hot glutinous clots of pearly white semen.
“Oh my God!” Lois wailed, jamming the aerosol can deep into her seething cunt as her entire body wracked with a bone-shaking climax. She shuddered on the couch until her orgasm subsided, then slithered the slimy can of furniture polish out of her mushy cunt.
Consuela dismounted Peter’s stiff cock, releasing a stream of gooey white semen from her well-fucked pussy. Her glasses were coated with a thick layer of creamy scum, and she blindly groped for a box of tissues on one of Quagmire’s end tables.
“Here!” Quagmire offered her a bottle of window spray, “This’ll help!”
Consuela sprayed the lenses of her spectacles and wiped them clean. She raked the white ropes of congealing sperm from her cheeks, licking the tangy fluid from her fingers before using the tissues to remove the remaining traces of cum.
Quagmire looked over at Lois’s slobbering cunt. His own cock was dripping with semen and a froth of sperm and cunt-juice coated Peter’s twitching organ. “Looks like Consuela’s got some cleaning to do!” he smiled.
“Ladies first!” Lois laughed, “Get over here and clean Quagmire’s sludge out of my cunt hole, Consuela!”
Consuela obediently complied, getting down on her knees between Lois’s outspread thighs and slurping up the tangy globs of Quagmire’s cum from Lois’s steaming twat.
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