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The Author Jumps Worlds (MLP)	By : Haunter_Rayne Category: +M through R > My Little Pony Views: 14327 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own MLP or any named characters/creatures/settings. All story is for parody entertainment purposes only, not for profit

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**Author's Note** Hello everyone and welcome to my second chapter. Here we will be jumping into the MLP world, meeting its inhabitants and getting to know the starting area a bit. How will Rayne handle it? What nafarious plots might he scheme to use his knowledge of the world to his advantage? There is still no sex in this chapter but there is lots of flirting.
Well there is nothing else to do but to get right into it. I hope you enjoy!
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Author Jumps Worlds (MLP)
By Haunter Rayne
Chapter 2 - Making Introductions

Rayne tore through the field galloping with excitement. “This new body is great!” He cheered and finally stopped at the top of a hill. “This is incredible! Big strong body, long powerful legs and I do love this mane on my head. It reminds me of how my trench coat would whip behind me in the wind. Maybe it's not so vampire like after all. It's long and flowy. I feel more like a horse version of Sirius Black. Just without the mustache.” He said chuckling to himself. “I still can't see my face but I think I must be a pretty handsome stallion. I wonder why? I don't think I was ever this handsome before.”

Taking a breath he looked out at the countryside before him. “Why am I here? I went to bed last night with my wife and somehow ended up here. Is she here somewhere? Where is… here?” Rayne had still not seen any settlements or other beings of any kind in the hour or so since he had woken in his new form. “I'm not dead am I?” He began to wonder. “If this is heaven then being a horse in a lonely field sure isn't what I was expecting. I was sick last night so I could believe that I might have died in my sleep. I doubt that I would have this improved body if this is some kind of lonely hell.”

As he continued to glance around he eventually spotted what looked like a dirt road winding through the field. “Ha, where there are roads there is life. I wonder if I am the only talking horse in the world? I would hate to end up working for some cheesy tv land television show for 80 year people calling me Mr Edd.”

Suddenly another male's voice, sounding even more sarcastic than his own, spoke to him from out of nowhere. “Why of course you're not the only talking horse in the world. And technically you're a pony, not a horse. But… you didn't know that about yourself, did you?”

The sneer tone of the question rang through heavily as Rayne heard the almost familiar sounding voice speak to him. “Who said that? Who's there?!” Rayne snapped back while looking around.

“Oh, who am I?” The mocking voice replied. “Oh no I think the far more interesting question is who are you?” Retorted the disembodied voice.

Getting frustrated Rayne looked around still seeing no one. “Come on out so I can see you! And while you're at it you can tell me why you sound like John de Lancie.” Rayne retorted.

“Eh, who?” Faltered the voice awkwardly.

Getting a general direction in the air of where the voice was invisibly coming from Rayne looked up and responded, “Old time movie actor who also does voice characters?”

Suddenly there was an 80’s game show buzzer sound as if an incorrect answer was given. “Nope, doesn't ring any bells.”

Awkwardly shifting his eyebrows Rayne tried again. “Played Q in Star Trek?”

Then suddenly a big sign with a red X appeared out of thin air. “Nope, wrong again!” Shouted the voice and the sign then disappeared. Rayne had definitely gotten the sense that he was in a magical world now.

“Wait… You said I'm a Pony? And this is a world with an invisible, magical, annoying voice…”

“Annoying?!” Shouted the overdramatized voice in anger.

“That means… you must be…. Discord?!” Rayne shouted in disbelief. Suddenly trumpets of a victory cheer erupted with confetti. “You are Discord and so that must mean I am in Equestria!” Rayne continued and this time a banner appeared with the word ‘CORRECT’ on it. Rayne lifted a hoof into his mane, “This is unbelievable. I can't believe this is real.”

Then slithering into sight, Discord curled himself around the stallion and said, “Oh yes, this is very real. But I believe the true question is are you real and what are you doing here?” He asked, eyeing Rayne suspiciously. “You aren't really a pony are you?”

Chuckling Rayne made a nervous attempt, “What are you talking about? Just look at me. All pony, obviously.” He said, forcing a smile a bit too wide.

“Oh really?” Asked Discord, unconvinced. “Then would you please explain to me what this was all about?” Discord pulled out a little hand puppet stage where there was a tree and a little puppet figure of Rayne. Then in a mocking voice Discord said, “Oh where am I and how did I become a horse? Okay, walking with four legs, you can do this. Oh my skin isn't peeling off in the sunlight.” Suddenly Discord popped back up leaning over the puppet stage and continued without changing a breath. “I mean really, what kind of messed up world do you come from where skin peels off in sunlight?”

Rayne furrowed his brow but admitted, “Alright, alright. So I'm not from around here.” Discord frowned unsatisfied with that response as the dark furred pony continued. “But how did you catch onto me so fast? I haven't even met anybo- anypony else yet.”

With a bounding laugh Discord rose up saying, “Oh why that's easy!” He exclaimed. “As soon as you appeared, sleeping in the field as you were,” suddenly Discord morphed into a withered figure in a dark robe, “I felt a disturbance in the force.” Then popping back into himself he said, “Then I just waited for you to wake up to see what I could learn about this mystery pony who appeared out of nowhere just off the outskirts of Ponyville.”

“What?!” Rayne blurted excitedly. “I'm actually right by Ponyville?” He exclaimed, looking around trying to catch sight of it.

“Oh eh, well, you were.” Explained Discord. “That is until you just charged off in the wrong direction from town for nearly the last two hours. Hehe.”

Rayne suddenly faltered disheartened to hear that but it was short lived as he pestered Discord back and forth.

“So Ponyville is really here?” Rayne asked.

“Oh yes.” Discord replied.

“And are Twilight and Spike are here?”

“Mmhmm.” Discord nodded.

“And I could meet Rarity and PinkiePie?”

“Oh of course.”

“And Rainbow Dash is probably napping while Applejack would be at Sweet Apple Acres.”

“Yes, those both would probably be true.”

“Oh but Fluttershy…” Rayne began, wondering what she would be doing.

However Discord surprised him by leaning forward with fire appearing in his eyes and volcanoes exploding in the background. “And what do you know about Flutteryshy?” Discord asked as menacingly as he could.

Rayne however had always found it cute how protective Discord was of Fluttershy in the tv show. “Oh you mean how she is your one true love?” He said smugly right in Discords face. He almost laughed as Discord’s fire melted and he watched the Draconequus become exceedingly bashful.

“My- What? Why, why we are f-friends surely. But-t my true love? Surely you jest!” He said unsure of himself.

Rayne just looked up happy to have the chance to push the nail through the coffin himself for a pairing he always wanted to see happen. “You two might not be there yet… but you definitely have an affection for her which is more than friendly and I'm confident that she feels the same way about you.”

Suspicion returned to the Draconequus as he raised an eyebrow. “And how DO you know so much about us for someone who has never even been to Ponyville before?”

“Uh, um.” Rayne stammered not having expecting the conversation to turn back like that.

“That brings me back to my earlier point that you… do… not… belong… here.” He said to the stallion with an interrogating tone.

“No more than you fit in here you shapeshifting Deadpool rip off.” Rayne defended.

Discord then seemed taken aback as if offended but then donned a loose fitting Deadpool outfit. “The difference between you and I though is that for all of my faults I am still rated TV-Y while I am fairly sure that your level of behavior doesn't fall anywhere near that. Now the problem this brings us to is that I don't want your troublesome ways infecting our little community here.” Snapping himself out of the red outfit he then leaned in again. “Especially if your ill behaviors find themselves anywhere near Fluttershy.”

Rayne took a sigh of relief to learn that was all Discord was really concerned about. “Not to worry Discord, believe it or not I already have a pony or two that I'm interested in and Fluttershy couldn't be farther from that list. Not that she isn't also a great girl. But as far as I'm concerned she's all yours.”

Discord thought for a moment but then smiled. “Oh well alright then. I supposed it couldn't hurt to give you a chance. And besides, the chaos in me is just bubbling over with excitement to see what sort of trouble someone like you would bring to town. Here, I'll even be nice enough to point you the correct way back to town.” Then with a snap Rayne found himself teleported further up the road staring right at the gates of Ponyville in the distance. “I figured you might want to walk up by your own power instead of appearing right in the middle of town.” Discord said whispering into his ear.

Rayne nodded and said, “I definitely have some plans that might make a few waves in this town. But stick close by because I could do with having a friend like you Discord.”

“Oh I'll be around. I'll be keeping an eye on you, mystery pony. As for being friends... we'll just see how you do at earning that title.” After that the Draconequus seemed to fade away as far as Rayne could tell. The dark stallion trotted up the path as he started to hear the sounds of Ponyville town life up ahead. He smiled with excitement but also felt a bit nervous as he had never spoken to ponies before.

Strolling confidently right into town everyone definitely seemed to take notice of him right away. “Hello there.” “Yes I'm new in town.” “Nice to meet you.” He said to passersby trying to seem confident and friendly but not too cocky. Beginning to enjoy himself, he flipped his mane towards a few mares who stared at him from a distance. He grinned as they all giggled about the handsome dark stranger. Glancing around he did notice several buildings which he recognised from the show.

“Hello there Mrs. Cake. Your bakery smells wonderful today.” Rayne called out as he passed by.

“Oh why thank you stranger.” Chiffon Swirl said with a surprised smile on her face. Then in the distance he saw Ms. Cheerilee’s school house but he wasn't sure what time it was so he didn't know if the younger ponies would be in class or not. Passing further into the town he saw the mayor's house in the town center but decided it might be best to avoid that particular pony for now.

Out of the corner of his eye he saw a most striking color. It was a bright color, an unmistakable color. A color that suddenly made a loud gasping noise at his approach. Without missing a beat he suddenly jumped forward and quickly said, “Hi there! Pretty weird seeing me because you don't recognise me because you know everypony in town and since you don't know me that means I must be new and that's why you gasped, am I right?” He said ending with a charming grin.

The face on the other pony was astonished at first but then changed to a sly grin. “Oh, you're good.” Exclaimed Pinkie Pie who seemed very impressed. “Okie dokie, be right back!” And with a poof of smoke she was gone. Rayne knew that most any other pony would be confused but he smiled looking forward to the newcomer party that Pinkie was most likely off to throw for him now. However just then he saw the face of another pony that he was definitely excited to run into.

Rarity was standing outside having just opened the door to her shop and was surprised to see a tall, dark, stallion standing before her. “Oh, my. Why hello there. You surprised me.” She said trying to excuse herself, thinking she had been about to bump into him.

Rayne gave a polite bow trying to be as charming as possible. “My apologies princess Rarity. I saw you leaving your shop and I simply wanted to say that I admire all of the beauty that you bring into the world.” He grinned, laying his groundwork and was pleased she responded how he hoped she would.

“P-prin-.... And beauty? Oh my, why, you … there must be some mistake.” She said bashfully being unprepared for such unsolicited flattery.

He focused on suppressing a sly grin in place for a charming smile as he went in for his close. “Oh not to worry, there has been no mistake. I am new to Ponyville but your reputation precedes you as one of the most talented designers in Equestria. And if you don't mind me saying so, the tales of your own grace and poise do not do you justice.”

Feeling almost embarrassed Rarity rose a hoof to her mane attempting to calm the blushing in her cheeks. “Oh my, a foreigner. And you've heard of me out there you say?” She hummed, trying to think of something else to talk about. “Oh yes well, I don't know what you may have heard but unfortunately I have to tell you that I am not a princess. I mean, there had been a chance once that I met a prince but…” She suddenly cast her gaze downward remembering less than pleasant memories of the Grand Galloping Gala.

However she fell completely breathless as the mysterious foreigner reached out to take her by the hoof and finished her sentence with, “But he was unworthy… if he could not see the sheer magnificence of beauty, grace and talent that I see here before me.” She just stared at him not knowing what to say feeling somewhat mesmerized as he continued. “And I called you a princess not because of any title or birthright but because I know no better word to describe the elegance you portray simply by being as you are.” Rarity stood feeling melted in her belly and weak in her knees as she was spoken to like no pony had ever spoken to her before. She had become hung on his every word. He then just smiled and said, “It was lovely to meet you, lady Rarity.” And turned to leave without another word.

After he had walked away she nearly collapsed in her doorway with hearts in her eyes. Still being a young mare she was no match for such craft and swooned over his words. “He called me ‘Lady Rarity.’ What a gentleman.”

Just then Pinkie Pie came rushing in and shouted but her friend barely paid any mind. “Hi Rarity! Have you seen a new stranger in town? He is a really big stallion with a long, flowy, dark mane and a really nice charming smile!”

“Yeeaahh…” Rarity cooed dreamily as she melted against the door of her shop.

Rayne had just managed to overhear the exchange before turning away around a corner. “I'm sorry for misleading you a little Rarity… but I think it was about time that somebody finally treated you to a compliment with the respect and class that you deserve.” He thought to himself. “But even if you are beautiful, there is someone else here in Ponyville who wants to be with you much more than I.”

Rayne continued to wander through the streets. It amused him to be able to connect the dots between familiar landmarks he had seen before. However one thing continued to bother him as he asked himself, “I wonder if I can find someone to help guide me through the forest to Zecora's?"

**Author's Ending Notes** Well, there we haveit folks. Rayne is officially in Ponyville and making connections. I thought it would only make sense that the nearly omnipresent Discord would find him right away. And yes you can look forward to many 4th wall breaks with Rayne, Discord and maybe Deadpony. But she won't be at least the first twenty chapters. Anyways, I felt like I just had to call Discord out. It was too comical not to. Also it has been a long standing irritance that Rarity never gets any romantic respect. And what's this at the end? Rayne is looking for Zecora? It sounds like this stallion already has some plans.
Let me know if you liked the chapter and if you have any comments or questions. Thank you for reading!
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