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Tetra Threat!	By : Mr-Dusk Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 16731 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own The Loud House. This fic is made for non-profit.

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A few days have passed since Lincoln's encounter with the girl he knew as Cookie and not too much had changed. Sure, they saw each other during class and when leaving school, but they hadn't done much more since their first time together. Lincoln figured it was for the best to let the excitement die down and not have their budding relationship dependent on being in the heat of the moment. He still, however, had not learned her name during all this time.
Lincoln was doodling in his sketchbook during final period when he heard the words “What are you doing Saturday?” He looked up to see Cookie starring at him, waiting for a response.
“Uh...I dunno? I haven't made any plans yet.” he answered flatly.
Cookie's face lit up, “So you're free? Why don't we meet up and go on a date then? My mom's having me work at the bakery all week after school but she's giving me the weekend to do whatever I want.”
Lincoln shrugged with a grin, “Sure, sounds fun.”
“Great! See you then!” she said as she walked away, Lincoln couldn't keep himself from watching her long hair swish back and forth just above her butt.
“...I see you've met a pretty girl there, Lincoln.”
“Shut up, Liam.”
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After the final class, Lincoln rushed for the bathroom.
“Damn it! Eating Dad's leftover ghostpepper poppers for lunch was a bad idea! Gotta drop the load!”
The boy's restroom was within reach, Lincoln threw himself against the door, opening it, and stepped in. Nobody at the urinals, one of the stalls was taped off, and the final one was occupied.
“Aaah-haaaah!”
“Yeah! You like that?”
By two people.
“What the hell?”
The barrier to the occupied stall shook, Lincoln looked down to see two pairs of legs, and two pairs of underwear wrapped around said legs. One green with blue polka-dots, the other white with blue stripes.
“...Zach and Giggles?”
“Lincoln?” asked the girl.
“Dude, go away!” yelled the boy, “We're busy!”
Lincoln couldn't believe it, “Why the fuck are you guys doing that HERE?”
“Why, you want us to do it in the hallway?”
“We're not exhibitionists!”
They weren't stopping. Lincoln slapped his forehead, “Can't you two go HOME and do that in privacy?”
Giggles laughed, “Privacy? Honey, you ain't getting any privacy at my apartment. Ever try living with three siblings, two poodles, and an elephant? Not much room.”
“Yeah, and my house is just way too loud, y'know?”
Lincoln groaned, “C'mon guys! I gotta-”
“Take a hike Lincoln! You're killing the mood!” they yelled.
Lincoln left the bathroom, mildly disturbed and still needing to empty his bowels. He looked over at the door to the girls' bathroom.
“...no way, last time I went into a place like that, I winded up having sex with a girl I hardly knew.”
Lincoln was running out of time, he could feel the buildup trying to break out into his pants.
“The only other bathroom is on the other side of the school...I won't make it...wait...” Lincoln then noticed that the door to the teacher's lounge was open. Lincoln walked over to peek inside to see it was empty. On one of the walls in the room, there was a door with the words “Unisex Restroom” written on it.
“...bingo.”
Lincoln looked both ways before slipping into the lounge, shutting the door behind him. He rushed over to the teacher's bathroom and made his way inside, again shutting the door behind him.
“I should leave the light off, don't want anyone to notice...hmm...”
Lincoln felt around in the dark room for the porcelain throne. Thankfully, he didn't have to search far, as he found it within a few steps from the door.
“Hallelujah! Salvation!”
Lincoln opened up the cover, and hopped up onto the toilet seat, deftly dropping his trousers and tighty whities mid-air. He took a deep breath, relaxed, and started dropping the kids off at the pool. The stress he felt in his lower gut dissipated, and soon enough it was gone. Still not fully satisfied, Lincoln pushed his noodle down between his legs and whizzed out his liquid waste, trying to hit the bowl instead of the water to make less noise.
“Oh fuck, that was close. Fucking Zach, asshole just had to occupy that stall with Giggles...”
Lincoln couldn't help but imagine that little redheaded bastard pounding that chubby girl's ass in the bathroom stall.
“Like, who the fuck does that? Screwing in public, hell in a school even!”
Lincoln then recalled banging Cookie's brains out in the girl's locker room earlier that week.
“...oh yeah...oh shit.”
The memory stirred up Lincoln's loins and he could feel his log springing up at attention. He wasn't done peeing, and he could hear some of his urine escaping the bowl and flying onto the floor. Quickly, he grabbed some toilet paper and covered up his pecker, keeping more pee from defiling the teacher's bathroom.
“Shit, fuck, didn't mean for that to happen...oh well, at least there's nobody-”
Lincoln saw the lights turn on from underneath the bathroom door.
“...fuck.”
“Excuse me Mr. Jay, I just need to use the little girl's room.”
“FUCK!”
Lincoln froze, not knowing what to do. Here he was with an erection in the teacher's bathroom. At best, he'd get suspension or expulsion, at worst he'd be walking out of here in handcuffs. The bathroom door opened and the lights flicked on. A woman with long blonde hair reaching her backside stood there in the doorway looking right at Lincoln, her eyes lowered down to his hard-on.
“...yup, I'm dead.”
It was the new teaching assistant Lincoln had heard about, he didn't really have the class she was assigned to though. She stood for a few moments, dumbstruck at Lincoln's presence. Then, she walked inside and shut the door behind her, locking it.
“...huh?”
The adult woman walked over to Lincoln, who immediately started feeling more nervous and excited, he could feel himself get harder. The woman put a finger to her lips and winked. She then pointed at Lincoln's erection, and made a hand motion pumping up and down.
Lincoln mouthed his question, “Keep going?”
The teacher's assistant nodded again, smiling.
Lincoln was completely at a loss. He froze up. His cognition engine had given up rationalizing at this point. He had subconsciously let go of his hard-on.
The adult woman shook her head with a bit of a smirk. Then she reached down and grabbed Lincoln's dick for herself!
“Ah!” Lincoln yelped.
“Shhh!” the blonde woman's eyes widened.
There was a knock at the bathroom door, “Miss Pingrey, are you alright in there?”
“Pingrey?” the name seemed familiar to Lincoln.
Miss Pingrey turned towards the door, “Uh, yeah! Someone made the seat wet! I'm fine, but I might need to use this for a while...you can go on ahead!”
“Okay, see you tomorrow morning!”
There was the sound of a door shutting. The blonde woman then turned back towards Lincoln with a big smile on her face. “It's good to see you again, Lincoln Loud.”
That smile, that hair, that smugness...it finally clicked in Lincoln's head ”...Carol Pingrey?”
She nodded, “I'm shocked you didn't recognize me.” she looked down at his dick, then back to his face, “Do you want me to stop?”
Lincoln shook his head, he didn't want her to stop. He wanted to blow his blueballed load right in her face.
Carol gripped harder, and started pumping faster, she even bent down to give Linc's head a playful lick.
“Ah!”
She gave Lincoln a smile, “To be honest, I'm in here for the same reason Lincoln...every day after school I come in here to rub myself. God, you have no idea how hard it is to be a healthy young woman surrounded by such strapping young men that are off limits...but school is out for us, isn't it?” She then took the young man's dick into her mouth, and sucked it down her throat.
“Oh god! Ah!” Lincoln leaned back, mouth agape. He panted as he felt the warm wet tongue and the lightly sharp teeth. He felt most of his shaft being absorbed and the base of his cock being gripped. “Holy shit, ah, god, I'm gonna, I'm gonna!”
Carol gripped harder and pushed her mouth all the way to the base just in time for Lincoln's balls to explode. He felt spurt after spurt fire out of his urethra into the mouth of a woman six years older than him. He shivered as Carol's long, thin tongue slithered around his shaft, lapping up his release. Soon enough, she released his dick and quickly showed him a mouth full of his cum before swallowing it.
“Wow Loud, that was quite a load you had. Have you been backed up all week?”
“Dah...uh...muh...” Lincoln coudn't find the right words to say, his body was vibrating a little with both shock and euphoria.
Carol giggled as she stood up, “Looks like you enjoyed my mouth, how about you enjoy my pussy too?” The assistant teacher gripped the hems of her skirt and lifted up. Underneath she was going commando, the outside of her soaking vagina had trimmed public hair that was a golden blonde in hue. The adult woman slowly approached the horny teen.
Just before Lincoln's tip poked the outer folds of Carol's vulva, a single thought sparked through Lincoln's head: “What about that cookie girl?” In response, the boy put his arms up, stopping the woman. “Wait!”
“What? Are you just going to leave me wanting after I sucked you off?” Carol asked with a bit of a growl that sounded half frustrated and half impressed.
“S-sorry! I uh...you see uh...”
“Oh wait, are you a virgin? Relax, I can-”
“No, it's that I uh...I kind of have someone I'm going out with now.”
The look on Miss Pingrey's face went through a few phases. First she looked surprised, then puzzled, then disappointed, then intrigued, “Well, well! Little Lincoln Loud grew up a whole lot since I've been away! I should've guessed, I had you pegged as a heartthrob ever since Lori told me all about Bobby's little sister and all those other girls that caught your attention! What's her name?”
“Uh...I can't tell you.”
Carol let go of her skirt and cupped her hand around Lincoln's ballsack, lightly gripping it, “Run that by me one more time?” she asked with a smirk.
“Ah! I! I don't know her name!”
Carol let go, eyeing Lincoln suspiciously, “Wait, you don't know her name yet you're going out with her?”
“I can explain!”
Lincoln spent the next few minutes recounting the encounter he had with Cookie a few days prior, Carol kept quiet and paid attention. Her smile growing as Lincoln told her about his exploits.
“Um...and uh...I dunno if it'd be right if I...if I were to um...”
Carol put her hands on Lincoln's shoulders, “Oh wow, where was this gentleman ten minutes ago?”
Lincoln blushed he looked away, “I...I dunno...I was just...”
“I'm just teasing, I know I kind of pushed you into it.”
“That...I went along with it though.”
“Hey, don't be so down on yourself Lincoln. You're a young guy, it happens. Hell, I'm surprised you can restrain yourself this much. In fact, it seems your excitement died down.” Carol poked Lincoln's pecker, now gone flaccid.
Lincoln looked down, seeing his manhood diminished,“Huh...so, what happens now?”
Carol smirked, “My excitement hasn't died down yet. You're going to have to take care of it still.”
Lincoln looked up, “Uh...but-”
The teacher's assistant looked him right in the eye, “If you don't, I'll report what you did in the girl's locker room with your girlfriend...”
Lincoln felt his spine grow cold, he could not let that happen, “Oh...okay. Um...what do I-”
“Have you ever heard of cunnilingus?” she asked, moving her hands to pull down her skirt.
“Um...do I use my hands to-”
“No, you use your tongue.” Carol pushed her pelvis towards Lincoln's face.
Lincoln eyed the moist vulva, then looked up to Carol, “Uh...really?”
Carol smirk grew, “Never tasted pussy before?”
“...not really...”
Lincoln felt a hand on his head lightly pulling him towards the pussy lips, “Don't be shy, give it a try. You might like it!”
A slightly sour smell infiltrated Lincoln's nostrils. The heat from Carol's oven mesmerized the young man, drawing him closer. He felt his mouth making contact with the outer lips, feeling long, thin fingers tracing down the sides of his head and neck. Hearing no other instruction from the assistant instructor, Lincoln depended on instinct.
“Eat her.”
Lincoln slowly opened his mouth and the heat of his maw mixed with her's. An odd yet intriguing taste lightly trounced his taste buds. He extended his hesitant tongue, and probed into the pink.
“Oooh...” the woman's fingers curled into the white hair, “Haven't had this in a while...aim a little lower Lincoln...”
The young man obliged, shortly finding a crevice in the lower cunt. He felt the fingers pushing into his head.
“That's right...go right in there...”
Lincoln pushed in more, lapping up the juices that began to release from the core of Carol.
“Yes! More!”
Upon hearing that, Lincoln gorged himself with the Golden Blonde Corral. He pushed his face up against the woman's pelvis, wrapping his arms around her waist.
“Damn Lincoln, you're going to drown yourself!”
“Worth it!” roared the voice in his head. The young man kept going, getting addicted to the taste, the scent of the woman. He didn't bother to come up for air, his mind was going. He felt the hands pushing on him again.
“Yah! Yeah! YEAH! EAT ME YOU PUNK! FUCK YEAH!” Carol squealed, she held her chin up and her eyes started to roll back into her head. Her thighs started to slowly gyrate to the sides of Lincoln's head.
Lincoln kept on digging deep into the pink gold mine, bobbing his head up and down. He felt more pressure on his head, and it drove him to do it more.
“God damn! Yes! FUCK! YES! GAAAAH! I'M LOSING IT!” Carol squeezed Lincoln's head between her thighs, and a jet of liquid began to shoot out of her urethra, surprising the lad as it hit him. He stopped but couldn't get away as Carol held him in place. The older woman held him there until she couldn't feel the flow anymore, then slowly released him as she stumbled a bit backwards and fell onto her bottom, her buxom chest rising and falling with deep breaths.
Lincoln coughed a little, some of the liquid from earlier accidentally hitting his windpipe. He started to heavily breathe as well, his head feeling a bit sore from the crushing, “What...what the fuck was that?” he asked.
Carol looked to be lost in a daze, her mouth was agape with a wide grin dripping with saliva while her pussy was soaked with fluids.
“Uh...Carol?”
“Ha...ha...God, you're my best student yet...”
“Miss Pingrey!”
“Huh? Oh!” Carol dragged herself off the floor and dusted her bottom off, “Sorry, forgot to warn ya...I'm a bit of a squirter.”
Lincoln cocked his head to the side, “A what?”
“Well...think of it like a woman ejaculating, it's not easy but I'm well...I'm just very sensitive and you're a natural pussy eater.” she winked at him.
“Um...okay then. You're not gonna tell anyone about-”
She walked over and pat his head, “Oh, I wasn't gonna tell anyone about your little rendezvous with that sweet cookie girl. I was just being a bit...naughty.”
Lincoln would've been angry if he didn't feel so relieved, “Uh...okay, good...but um, why?”
Carol smiled at him, “Relax, I've done and kinda just did way worse stuff, you're not gonna tell anyone that I just sexually assaulted a minor, are you?”
Lincoln shook his head.
Carol pulled up her skirt, “You know...you really should know her name by now if you're going to be treating her right.”
Lincoln slowly nodded, “Yeah...I kind of feel like a jerk.”
“If you want to know, you can just ask. I just happen to know exactly who you're talking about.”
The boy looked up with disbelief, “You're kidding! Is she in your class?”
Carol smiled, “No, but I used to babysit her and her cousin. Her mom owns a cookie store, she's got long brown hair and freckles right? Over her cheeks and chest?”
“Uh, yeah! What's her name?”
“Well, it's-” just then, a phone started ringing, “Oh, that's me.” Carol fished her cell out of her skirt pocket.
“Wait, you were-”
“Sorry Lincoln, gotta take this...” Carol answered the phone, “Hello? ...oh hi! Yeah, I can talk...” Carol then left the bathroom.
“WAIT!” Lincoln tried to stand up but tripped over himself on account of his pants still being down between his legs, “Dang it!”
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Carol exited the school building and continued talking on her phone. “So yeah, things have been going great! The kids are well behaved for the most part, the job isn't that hard, the internship shouldn't take too long.” she said with a smile.
“For the most part?” asked the woman on the phone, “Don't tell me there are some...naughty kids you're teaching.”
Carol giggled, “Yeah, a few, but they're not getting in as much trouble as we used to get into. Remember teasing old man Runny?”
“I still can't believe we didn't get expelled for flashing him.”
“Eh, double standards exist. Not that he was complaining.”
“His wife sure did.”
“Then she stopped after we played with her. Fun times, right?”
“Sounds like you're in a good mood.”
“Well, let's just say I served something...raw.”
There was a giggle, “Oh my! Were they better than me?”
“Hmm...hard to say, it was their first time giving.”
“Oh God, were they worse than me?”
“No, Lori they're a natural.”
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