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How Did This Happen?	By : DamianTheSnowLeox & LunaBelle Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 3960 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A Little Change

“You are jesting right?” DD stared hard at Sarah.

The girl pursed her bottom lip “I’m sorry but I forgot! I really meant to!”

DD banged his head on the table and groaned “You’ve got to be kidding me…” he huffed then sat up and waved his pointer finger at Sarah “I swear Sarah, you will not be getting a single scrap from me any day beyond this one.” He handed her a piece of paper as he noticed Kevin sit down.

Sarah grinned and cooed “Thanks D! You’re such a sweetheart.”

Double D grimaced “No problem…” he glanced at Kevin “Do you need paper too?”

Kevin snorted and pulled out his phone “Nah.”

DD grumbled to himself “Good to know I can count on you for an intellectual conversation…”

Kevin glanced at Edd “What did you say dork?”

Edd glared at Kevin “Nothing.” he pulled out his notebook and pencil then waited for class to start.

Kevin looked down at his phone then back over at Edd. He noticed the corner of the packet Mr. Gibson gave them poking out. “You read through it already?” Edd looked at him questioningly so he pointed at his bag “The packet, you read all of it?”

Double D nodded “I did. It was quite fascinating and informative. Though there would be mess involved, I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on an actual engine.”

Kevin hummed “Same. I’ve only really worked on my bike so it’ll be nice to check out any of the engines and parts Mr. Gibson has in mind.”

DD raised his eyebrows “You work on your motorbike?”

Kevin smirked smugly “Yeah, I do. Every time it goes funny I fix it.”

“Hm, interesting.” He chuckled “I wouldn’t dare get on one of those death trap machines. I could handle being near one but on it..." Edd shook his head "I’ll pass.”

Kevin chuckled “You ride your little bicycle, what’s so different?”

DD tilted his head to the left in thought “Well, for one a bicycle doesn’t make that horrific noise. Two, I have better control and don’t go a speed that terrifies me.”

Kevin was about to make another comment when the teacher yelled at them for talking when they should be note-taking. Kevin flipped the teacher off under the table but looked down at his bag. He glanced over at DD and grumbled “Hey, can I get a paper so the old man doesn't have a heart attack?”

Double D raised an eyebrow at Kevin “I highly doubt the teacher will have heart failure but whatever.” he took out a paper and handed it to the jock “Here.”

Kevin half-smiled “Thanks dw- er, Double D.” DD raised an eyebrow in question “What?”

Edd chuckled “Nothing Kevin.” He looked back at the board and started to write down notes.

When Edd sat down for lunch, Eddy sat down grinning widely. Edd glanced over at his friend, knowing that look all too well “Whatever it is, no.”

Eddy frowned “You didn’t even hear me out yet!”

Double D put down his sandwich “I don’t have to. I know you well enough to know you are planning something that could potentially get us in trouble, hurt us, or quite possibly kill us.” he picked his sandwich back up “I for one do not wish to cease living or get maimed in some way.”

Ed looked up from his school lunch and laughed “He’s right ya know.”

Both Edd and Eddy looked at Ed in surprise but the taller of the three went back to eating. Edd blinked the looked at Eddy “See? Even Ed agrees.”

Eddy groaned “Are you two serious? Come ON! We haven’t done anything in such a long time!”

Edd looked at Eddy sternly “And the town has been peaceful! Sorry Eddy, but peace and quiet is something I like.”

Eddy huffed “Whatever Double D.” DD rolled his eyes then went back to eating. Eddy looked at DD up and down then said “You’ve changed a lot you know.”

Edd finished his sandwich and looked at Eddy “How so?”

Eddy shrugged “You’re more…” he scrunched his face in thought “More… I guess sassy is the word?”

Edd choked on air “S-Sassy? Me? Preposterous!” he stood up and gathered his things “I’ll have you know I am in my right mind!” DD put on his satchel “Good day, enjoy your lunch Eddy, Ed.” Double D turned around and walked away, heading to Botany early.

When Automotive came about, DD was sitting in his stool again excitedly and reading through his packet again before class started. He heard Mr. Gibson welcome Kevin to the classroom then clapped his hands together.

“Alright class, now that everyone is here we can get started!” He walked over to a table and pulled the cloth off of it to reveal an engine of some sort. “My project for you guys is to look at this engine and write down all the part you see and what their function is. Then, for extra credit, you can write down what engine this is. This is due tomorrow before class ends. Get to work!”

DD walked up to the engine and leaned in close. Looking to his packet and the engine and mumbled to himself “That should be a… muffler… Mm yes.” he wrote it down then started to mumble to himself as he wrote down other parts.

Kevin leaned down and looked at the engine “Four-Cycle engine.”

DD blinked and straightened up “What?”

Kevin shrugged “It’s a Four-Cycle engine. Anyone who knows engines like I do could tell just by looking at it.”

Edd looked at Kevin closely “Why are you telling me? Are you gloating?”

Kevin smirked “Maybe.” He walked over to his bag and started to write down the part he saw.

DD looked down at his list and finished up writing down the parts and their uses. He paused for a moment as he thought about what Kevin told him. “Four-Cycle huh?” He huffed then wrote it down to get the extra points. DD handed Mr. Gibson his paper “Here you are Mr. Gibson.”

Gibson smiled as he took the paper “Know a thing or two about engines huh? You and Kevin are the only ones that turned their's in already.”

DD raised his eyebrows in surprise “Really?” He looked around and saw that the rest of the students were still writing or doing something else that wasn't class related. “Huh, peculiar.” DD went over to his stool and pulled out his phone to see of he had any messages. As he browsed his phone, he thought he felt eyes staring at him. But whenever he looked up, he saw no eyes looking at him. Edd shrugged then went back to browsing. Suddenly a message light blinked and he clicked on the message.

Father: Hey son, I wanted you to know our return will be postponed longer than we thought. Your Mother contracted some sort of virus so we have to wait for it to pass before we can leave the country.

Edd widened his eyes and frantically texted his Father.

Me: A virus?! Is she going to be alright? Our bodies are not used to foreign ailments!

Father: Calm down, I've got her taking some medicine to help try and get rid of it. I've still got work things to take care of but I've hired a home-nurse to take care of her in my absence.

Me: Well that is a relief to hear. Tell Mother I hope she gets well soon.

DD locked his phone and rubbed his eyes. “This is definitely going to be the longest they’ve been gone.” He sighed then pulled out a book.

After class, he walked to his bike then noticed Sarah walking towards him. She grinned and waved “Hey Double D!”

DD mentally groaned but smiled “Greetings Sarah, how are you fairing?”

Sarah shrugged “I’m fine.” she nudged him with her elbow “You know, Eddy’s been dropping hints that you are thinking of throwing a party at your place while your parents are gone.”

Edd’s eyes widened “What?!” he clenched his fists “The nerve of-!” he took a deep breath “I regret to inform you that you have been misinformed. There is no party to be had at my house. I have told Eddy time and time again that I do not want to have a social gathering at my house!”

Sarah pouted “Alright… It would be fun though. It;s been awhile since everyone’s gotten together for a party.”

“While I agree with that sentiment,” DD unlocked his bike and got on “I have no desire to host such an event at my own home. Good day Sarah.” He biked away from the girl without letting her have another word. Double D was starting to get a bit… Okay, a lot irritated by the constant suggestion of throwing a party. Why was Eddy and Sarah so persistent about it being thrown at his house? One of the other teen’s houses would suit just fine. Double D shook his head and kept pedaling home.

“Ah, home sweet abode.” Edd sighed as he entered his house then locked the door. He walked into the living room and looked around. As much as he liked silence and peace, maybe a little frivolity wouldn’t hurt. To keep a sane mind one must try to keep to a social life. Being a hermit was step one to losing your mind. DD wandered to the back door and opened it. He looked around his back yard and found it pleasing to the eye. His Mother loved to keep their garden and grass in pristine condition and DD took up that ideal when they left for long periods of time. Edd took some time to water the flower and herb garden then put his hands on his hips “I guess… Hm… Maybe a small social gathering wouldn’t hurt.” he looked around the yard “I recall there being tables and chairs in the shed… As long as they keep the festivities outside unless someone needs to go inside to powder their nose, I guess a party wouldn’t be all that bad.” he sighed “I cannot believe I am giving into peer pressure from my own friends.” he chuckled then went inside “Hm, if i am going to do this, I am going to do this properly.” He snapped his fingers and went into his bedroom, got out thick paper and a calligraphy pen then sat down on his desk. He hunched over as he started to write the invitations, pausing only a moment to put on some music so he wasn’t sitting in silence.
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