Mighty Joe Hung | By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Family Guy Views: 10958 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Family Guy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership. |
CHAPTER 2
Transplant
Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire and Cleveland Brown sat around their usual table at the Drunken Clam.
“It’s a real shame!” Peter said, taking a drink from his beer mug, “Joe’s got a nine-inch dick and he can’t get anything out of it!”
“Yeah!” Cleveland agreed, “I mean how many guys have a nine-inch penis anyway?”
“I’ve got a nine-inch penis.” Quagmire remarked casually.
“Well, of course you do, Quagmire!” Cleveland replied, “But most guys don’t!”
“My father had a nine-inch penis!” Quagmire said dejectedly.
“That’s right, Quagmire!” Peter said excitedly, “Your dad did have a nine-inch penis until he had it lopped of to become a woman!”
“Don’t rub it in, Peter!” Quagmire scowled.
“No!” Peter exclaimed, “Don’t you see? Maybe Dr. Hartman can put your dad’s dick on Joe so he can get his sensation back!”
Quagmire looked at Peter with a puzzled expression, “I… I don’t think it works that way, Peter. Anyway, I’m sure they didn’t keep my dad’s cock after the surgery!”
“Of course they did!” Peter insisted, “It’s a nine-inch penis! You don’t just throw those away!”
Peter stood up from the table, “C’mon, Quagmire! We’re gonna get Joe and Bonnie and go down to the hospital. We’re gonna get Lieutenant Dan Quagmire’s legendary dick onto Officer Joe Swanson’s legendary body!”
A few hours later at Quahog Hospital, Peter Griffin announced his proposal to Dr. Elmer Hartman. Glenn Quagmire sat nearby along with Joe and Bonnie Swanson.
“Of course we kept it, Mr. Quagmire!” Dr. Hartman said to Glenn, “It’s a nine-inch penis! You don’t just throw those away!”
“No, you do not!” Bonnie said with a smile.
“Well, if you put it on Joe, will it give him back the feeling in his wang?” Peter asked.
“I dunno,” Dr Hartman shrugged, “I don’t see why not! There’s only one way to find out. I can have a nurse prep you for surgery right now, Mr. Swanson!”
Joe glanced nervously at Bonnie and back at Dr. Hartman. “Right now?”
“Well,” Dr. Hartman replied, “Unless you want to spend the next day or so with a numb dick…”
“Prep me, Dr. Hartman!” Joe said confidently as he rolled his wheelchair forward. “I’m ready as I’ll ever be!”
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It was later in the week after Joe’s surgery and Lois Griffin had just sat down on the sofa with a racy romance novel. Her right hand had drifted down to her crotch and her left had just begun to unfasten the fly of her khaki pants when the doorbell rang.
Lois leapt to her feet, startled, as she hastily refastened her pants. “I’ll… er… I’ll be right there!” she called out.
Lois opened the door to see Bonnie Swanson standing there, her hair disheveled and her lavender dress hanging askew on her shoulders. Large dark wet spots that Lois recognized as semen stains spattered across the fabric.
“What happened to you?” Lois asked, concerned.
“Joe!” Bonnie replied wearily. “Ever since the penis transplant, he’s been insatiable! Dr Hartman warned me there would be an increase in his libido, but I had no idea how much! You’ve gotta help me out! I need a break!”
“Well,” Lois asked, “What do you need me to do?”
“I need you to come fuck Joe!” Bonnie replied.
Lois’s eyes widened, “R… really?” she stuttered, “You want me to fuck Joe?”
“Please, Lois!” Bonnie begged, “He’s been fucking me ragged! I mean, I loved it at first, but I don’t know if I can keep up with him!”
“Well, okay!” Lois replied with a smile, “Anything to help out a friend!”
Minutes later Lois and Bonnie entered the Swanson’s bedroom to find Joe lying naked on the bed, his nine-inch throbbing cock standing at full attention.
“All right!” Joe cheered loudly, “More pussy! Did you come here to fuck, Lois?”
Lois stared in disbelief at the enormous raging hard-on that protruded from his groin. “You bet your sweet ass I did!” she exclaimed. Lois removed her shirt and bra, allowing her bountiful breasts to bounce free. Her pants and her satiny pink panties were off by the time she reached the bed so that she was completely naked when she mounted Joe’s gargantuan fuck pole.
“What a monster!” Lois exclaimed as she positioned the ovoid head of Joe’s cock between her moist pink cunt lips. She felt her labia stretch tightly over the purplish glans as it popped inside the entrance to her tight vagina.
Lois slid her juicy cunt down onto Joe’s steel-hard erection, shuddering as she felt the hot pulsing shaft burrow into the depths of her sweltering cunt tunnel. She bounced up and down on Joe’s immense cock, feeling the bulbous head of his penis bang against the entrance to her uterus as she took the entire length of his shaft to the balls inside her.
“It feels enormous!” Lois moaned.
Bonnie’s fingers played inside her drooling cunt as she watched Lois fuck up and down on her husband’s rock-hard dick. “Ride it, Lois!” she cheered her friend on, “Make him cum!”
Lois rode Joe’s cock in a frenzy, her coppery hair flying as she slammed up and down on the paraplegic’s incredibly stiff member. “Oh, fuck!” she screeched, “I’m gonna cum!”
Lois’s body wracked with orgasm atop Joe’s pummeling prick. Her gripping, clenching pussy milked at Joe’s sensitive shaft bringing him to an earth-shattering climax.
Joe grasped Lois’s hips and pulled her down hard, blasting a red-hot geyser of sperm into the depths of his neighbor’s simmering snatch. The tip of his cock nudged against Lois’s cervix, wedging open the entrance to her uterus so that the scalding slime jetted directly into her womb.
Lois wailed as burst after blistering burst of glutinous sperm shot from Joe’s cock, filling her womb and backwashing down his shaft to form a thick slimy puddle on the bedspread.
Lois dismounted Joe’s sperm-coated cock, her legs rubbery from her intense orgasm. “Oh, my God!” she said with amazement, “He’s still hard!”
“I know!” Bonnie replied wearily. “He’ll stay that way for a while!”
Joe grinned lasciviously, “You’d be surprised how long you can keep it up when there’s no blood flow to your legs! Now get down there, Lois, and suck that dick!”
Lois wrapped her lips around Joe’s still rigid shaft and plunged her head downward, engulfing all nine inches of the tumescent tool in her salivating mouth.
“Yeah, Lois!” Joe grinned salaciously, “Suck it good! Make me cum again and I’ll feed you a nice hot mouthful of man-juice!”
Lois mumbled an agreement around Joe’s cock as she began shuttling her head up and down his gnarled shaft. She sucked and slurped at the tasty cock, eager to drain every last drop of bittersweet sperm from Joe’s churning balls.
“C’mere, babe!” Joe grinned at Bonnie, “Sit that sweet ass down on my face!”
Bonnie climbed onto the bed and straddled her husband’s face, wiggling her firm round ass as she settled onto his mouth.
Joe grasped his wife by the waist and pulled her downward, drilling his tongue deep inside the fiery brunette’s deliciously wet cunt.
Joe’s tongue slithered inside Bonnie’s sizzling hot pussy, licking at the velvety walls of her succulent vagina. He extracted his tongue momentarily to tease Bonnie’s cherry-red clit before diverting the squirming organ into her hot steamy asshole.
Bonnie squirmed and moaned as she wriggled her ass on Joe’s plundering tongue. She could feel him drilling the eely organ deep into her rectum, then out again to slither back inside her hot dribbling twat.
Meanwhile, Lois’s sucking mouth was quickly bringing the sperm in Joe’s churning testicles to a boil. She increased the speed of her bobbing head up and down his swollen shaft and sucked harder, her cheeks hollowing as she coaxed the glutinous seed from his balls.
Bonnie screamed in orgasm at the same instant that Joe’s cock erupted inside Lois’s ravenous mouth. Bonnie mashed her swampy pussy into Joe’s face as her body trembled all over, then went limp, causing her to fall forward and roll weakly off of the bed.
Lois’s mouth was suddenly filled to overflowing with a torrential gush of viscous searing sperm. She swallowed hard, gulping down several ounces of the brackish goo as it continued to blast into her mouth.
“Eat my cum, slut!” Joe roared as his semen gushed into Lois’s mouth.
Lois’s cheeks bulged with the glut of syrupy cum, and rivulets of the thick pearly slime squeezed from the corners of her lips, oozing down to her chin. Thick globs of congealing semen hung from her chin in long creamy strings before dripping onto Joe’s ball sac and puddling on the bedspread.
Lois gulped down the final choking mouthful of cum and slid her lips up the length of Joe’s cock, stripping off the clinging clots of sperm and swallowing them down her gullet.
Lois stood up on the bed and squatted above Joe’s still twitching cock shaft. “Hold that thing steady!” she cried out, “I want that motherfucker in my ass!”
Bonnie watched in awe as Lois slammed her hips down onto Joe’s hot rigid fuck pole with a single brutal stroke. The steely cock speared into Lois’s asshole, burning a path thru her clenching rectum as the fiery redhead took Joe’s entire nine-inch phallus to the root inside her colon.
Lois fucked up and down in a frenzy, wailing and moaning incoherently as Joe’s cock ravaged her churning asshole. Finally her body shook from head to toe as she convulsed in a mind-blowing orgasm.
Lois’s violently clenching anus slid up ands down Joe’s cock as she climaxed, triggering his overstimulated penis to discharge yet again. A salvo of blistering blasts of cum geysered into Lois’s ass, flooding her bowels and backing up into her twitching rectum where squirted from the tautly stretched edges of her sphincter to join the growing pool of pearly slime on the bedcovers.
Lois stood up unsteadily, her legs wobbly from the shuddering orgasm. Joe’s slimy cock slid from her drooling asshole, unleashing a pent up flow of warm viscous semen down her inner thighs.
Lois staggered weakly over to Bonnie and grasped her in a hug, pulling her off the bed and onto the floor.
Joe watched with a satisfied smile as Bonnie and Lois embraced on the floor in a torrid sixty-nine. He slowly stroked his spent flaccid cock as he watched the women suck and slurp his congealing cum from each other’s steaming orifices.
“That oughta hold me for a while!” he grinned as he slowly dozed off to sleep.
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