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Ed-Core Porn	By : HeadHunter Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 16088 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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CHAPTER 2
(Recruiting the Talent)
Nazz and Sarah listened with interest at Eddy’s proposal.
“You guys wanna take pictures of us naked, huh?” Nazz giggled.
“Yeah!” Eddy confirmed, “Spreadin’ your pussies and asses and stuff like in the girlie-mags. You think you can do that?”
“Sounds like fun!” Sarah smiled, “You want us to play with our cunts too?”
“Whatever you wanna do!” Eddy nodded, “Are you in?”
“Sounds like fun!” Nazz chirped, “We get to show off our pretty pussies and get paid too!”
Eddy’s eyebrows raised, “Um… paid?” He’d silently hoped the girl’s would overlook any financial recompense for their modeling, but he was prepared to negotiate.
Sarah glowered at Eddy menacingly, “Yeah!” she said, “Real models get paid! You were gonna pay us for posing, right?”
“Of… of course!” Eddy stammered nervously, intimidated by Ed’s feisty sister, “How about… a quarter for every issue we sell?”
“And a fifty cents up front!” Sarah added with a threatening glare.
“Fifty cents!” Eddy replied in shock. He considered for a moment, mentally calculating the possible profits he and the Ed’s would make on each magazine. “Yeah, okay…” he reluctantly agreed, “Sounds fair. I guess you gotta spend money to make money!”
Nazz and Sarah smiled at each other and nodded, “We’re in!” they replied in unison.
“Great!” Eddy grinned, “Meet us at the junkyard about four o’clock and we’ll get down to business!”
Nazz and Sarah hugged each other excitedly. “Wow!” Nazz chirped cheerily, “We’re gonna be porn models!”
Simultaneously at Kevin’s house, Double-D was busy negotiating the use of Kevin’s printer for the production of their homemade porno magazines.
“So… How about it?” Double-D asked hopefully, “I’ll do all the paste-up work on my computer, all you gotta do is print and collate the finished product!”
“And I get a cut of the take?” Kevin asked, leaning against his bike.
“Sure!” Double-D replied with a grin, “We’ll even throw in a complimentary issue of our first magazine!”
“Sounds like a sweet deal, Double-D!” Kevin grinned, “ I know a lot of guys at school who’d buy stuff like that. Maybe even a few grownups too! Tell the head dork I’ll do it!”
“Umm… You mean Eddy?” Double-D asked.
“Who else would I mean?” Kevin laughed as he mounted his bicycle and pedaled off down the block. “See ya around, Sock-head!”
Meanwhile, at the Park ‘n Flush trailer park, Ed was busy explaining the details of the scheme to the Kankers as best he could.
“So we get to show you our pussies and assholes and you’re gonna sell the pix?” Lee pondered.
“Yup!” Ed nodded.
“Can we get as nasty as we want?” Marie asked with a lascivious grin.
Ed returned her grin, “Eddy says nasty is what sells porno mags!”
May chuckled with delight, “Well we can get as nasty as you like it, right, Lee?”
Lee nodded with an insidious smile. She stepped over to a corner of the trailer and beckoned to her sisters. Soon all three Kankers were huddled together, whispering and giggling secretly.
“Agreed?” Lee asked her siblings.
“Sounds great!” Marie laughed.
“Awesome!” May responded with a toothy grin.
“Wh-what are you guys talkin’ about?” Ed asked nervously.
“C’mere, Ed!” Marie hooked her finger toward the leery lad, “We can get downright filthy if you agree to help us out!” Ed leaned down to allow the blue-haired sister to whisper in his ear. His eyes widened with every word until they practically bulged from his head.
“You got it!” Ed enthusiastically agreed, “I’ll do whatever you want!”
“Whatever we want, eh?” asked May, her irises morphing into scarlet hearts as she raised an eyebrow amorously.
“Sure!” Ed said innocently.
May pointed down toward the tenting crotch of Ed’s grimy jeans. It appeared his eyes were not the only things bulging at Marie’s whispered words!
“How about a taste of that dick then!” she giggled, casting off her clothing in a blur. She dove for Ed’s crotch, bowling him over onto the floor and attempting to wrestle off his grungy bluejeans.
“Hey!” Lee cried out as she assisted in disrobing the flailing boy. “Share with your sisters!”
Lee yanked at one leg of Ed’s pants as May tugged the other, finally exposing Ed’s dingy underwear.
Marie stepped in, peeling off the wriggling Ed’s briefs to reveal his salami-like cock. May pounced upon the hapless lad’s meaty organ, grasping the immense tool in both hands and stroking it until it grew to it’s full mind-boggling erection.
May stared at the livid baseball-sized head of Ed’s cock and drooled. She opened her mouth wide and forced the mushroom-shaped organ inside, sucking ferociously on the boy’s cock.
She finally managed to wedge the entire purple head of Ed’s cock past her lips and she relaxed her throat, endeavoring to force the flared head and gnarled shaft into her gullet.
May thrust her head up and down on Ed’s throbbing penis. She gagged and choked as she managed to get half of his immense phallus down her throat and drew her slavering mouth off of his cock with a satisfied grin.
“What a mouthful!” May chuckled, a trickle of saliva drooling from the corner of her mouth.
“My turn!” Marie called out, wresting the mule-sized dick from May’s hands.
“Hey!” May scowled, “Don’t be rude!”
“I called it!” Marie retorted, sticking out her tongue at her younger sibling.
“I wanna suck that thing too!” Lee sneered menacingly, “Don’t be such a dick-hog!”
“Well you’ll be tastin’ my ass!” Marie replied, “’Cause that’s where it’s goin’!”
Marie shed her green stretch pants and straddled Ed’s supine form. She aimed the bloated head of Ed’s dick, slippery with May’s saliva, at the puckered tan hole of her anus and forced her hips downward.
She gritted her teeth and squeezed her eyes shut as she bore down on Ed’s flared cock head, prying open her tight sphincter until the ovoid glans of the boy’s penis popped inside her rectum. Marie grinned lasciviously and began bouncing up and down on the oafish lad’s veiny shaft.
“Damn!” Marie exclaimed, “Now that’s an ass-stretcher! It feels like I’m squattin’ on a fuckin’ fire hydrant!”
Ed lay on his back, a stupid grin plastered across his face as the blue-haired Kanker reamed her asshole with his hard fat cock.
The girl hopped furiously up and down on his swollen prick, burying the fat veiny rod all the way to the balls inside her clenching bowels. She repeatedly raised her hips until just the flanged head of his cock was imbedded inside, then slammed down again, her buttcheeks slapping against Ed’s hairless groin.
“Yee-haw!” May cheered her sister with a lecherous grin, “Ride ’em, cowgirl!”
“Geez!” Ed exclaimed thru his teeth, “I… I think I’m gonna shoot!”
Lee gave Marie a shove, knocking her sister off of Ed’s crotch and dislodging the half-buried cock from her ass. Ed’s slippery dick popped from the depths of Marie’s seething bowels and Lee clutched at the steaming hunk of cock meat.
The redheaded sister engulfed the oversized head of Ed’s cock with her mouth and sucked hard. She opened her throat as Ed thrust his hips upward, allowing the boy to fuck her face as hard and fast as he liked.
“Hey!” Marie exclaimed with a pout, “No fair! Cock stealer!”
May laughed. “You said she’d be tastin’ your ass on his cock!” she reminded Marie, “Now she is for real!”
Ed humped at Lee’s slavering mouth, pounding her face mercilessly with his engorged cock. He fucked at the redhead’s face with the same fury that he had fucked her younger sister’s smoldering asshole just moments ago. After half a dozen brutal strokes, Ed’s cock erupted, blasting a voluminous load of thick salty slime into Lee’s hungry mouth.
Lee gulped down Ed’s zesty sperm as it geysered into her mouth. The syrupy semen overfilled her cheeks and dribbled from her lips in a thick pearly swash.
Lee withdrew the huge cock and passed it to her sisters, who took turns directing the still-spewing organ onto their tongues and into their open mouths. The girls giggled as they gulped down mouthfuls of Ed’s salty white goo.
“You didn’t think I was gonna hog all the cum, did ya?” Lee smiled, “It’d be rude not to share that yummy load with my sisters!”
Ed lay on his back for a while, catching his breath as the three Kankers descended on his deflating cock, cleaning the remaining globs of jelling sperm from his shaft. Finally, he was able to stagger to his feet and shuffle into his discarded clothing, a doltish grin still plastered on his face.
May waved demurely at Ed as he stumbled toward the door. “Tell Eddy we’ll do it, okay?” she cooed.
“And don’t forget our deal, right?” Lee grinned devilishly.
“Y-you bet!” Ed stammered.
“Don’t tell Eddy tho!” Marie warned with a wink, “We wanna surprise him!”
Ed nodded in comprehension as he lurched thru the doorway and back toward the cul-de-sac to report his success with recruiting the Kanker sisters.
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