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Grand Theft Auto: Ponytropolis	By : Pinkamena666 Category: +M through R > My Little Pony Views: 3309 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Dash drove down the street, zipping passed other cars as Twi did her best to not scream in fright.
"S-So..." she said, trying to take her mind off how fast the mare was driving. "Luna has a, uh..." Dash eyed her questioningly. "Um... Well, a, uh..."
"A dick?" asked Dash, making Twilight blush heavily. "Yeah. A pretty nice one, too."
"Y-You've seen it?" asked the purple mare, her blush engulfing her face.
Dash chuckled. "I've done more than just see it, Twilight."
Twi stared at her in disbelief before shaking away the imagery. "So, uh... Where we headed?"
"Well, to Colts," said Dash. "You need a weapon."
"A-A weapon?" asked Twilight, nervously as she began to sweat a little.
"Yeah..." said Dash. "A weapon. You know, bang bang? It makes the other person dead--"
"Yeah, I know what a weapon is..." said the unicorn, slightly cutting off Dash. "I just... I don't wanna... kill--"
She was cut off as she let out a shriek when Dash quickly turned the car into an alley. She put the car into park and quickly pulled out a gun, aiming it at Twilight's head.
"Then, you'd be dead," she said, cocking the gun.
"Whoa whoa whoa!" yelled Twilight, trying to back away. "Wh-What are you--"
"Shut up..." the cyan mare interrupted with a cold tone. "If you were with a rival gang I would not hesitate to blow your brains out all over my nice, shiny windows. And those were a bitch to clean... But, you're with my crew so I'm gonna deal with your annoying, pussy, bullshit... and, I'm gonna get you trained whether you like it or not, got me?" she asked, Twilight nodding quickly. "I have the utmost respect for Luna and Celestia, which is why I'm babysitting you. Now, grow a pair like Luna, and do as I say."
"O-Okay, Dash..." said Twilight, sweating even more now as she felt as though her heart would overheat from how fast it was pumping.
The cyan mare hesitated before putting her gun away. "Good."
She then put the car in reverse and pulled out without looking, nearly taking out a passing yellow convertible. It screeched to a stop and the driver honked the horn angrily. Dash stopped her car perpendicular to the other and pulled out her gun, rolling down the passenger-side window.
"HONK AGAIN, BITCH!" she yelled, aiming her gun at the driver.
The colt put his hands up and shook his head, looking rather frightened. Dash then put her gun away and drove off, Twilight staring at her, wide-eyed in fright.
Dash went a bit before looking over at Twilight. "What?" she asked, sounding like what she did was perfectly normal.
Twilight shook her head. "Nothing..." she said quickly.
Dash kept her eyes on the road before her eyes drifted to an upcoming street corner on the right. She grinned and pulled up to it, putting the car in park and rolling down the passenger-side window. A pink mare walked up to the car and leaned in, giving Twilight a good view of her D-cup cleavage. The purple mare blushed as the poofy, pink-maned mare smiled. She was wearing a black bra and black panties as she looked Twilight up and down.
"Hey, cuite," she said in a high-pitched voice. "Lookin' for a good time?" she asked in a sexual tone, licking her lips before eyeing Dash. "Oh, hey, Dashie. I thought I recognized the car."
The cyan mare smirked and nodded. "Pinks... How's the job coming?"
The pink mare sighed and shook her head. "I thought dressing up as a slut would entice him to come to me, but... nothing. I had to suck ten cocks in the past 5 hours. All of them not the one I'm supposed to kill, mind you..."
Dash chuckled. "Put your assassination plot on hold for now. I'm taking this newbie to the gun range to get her a gun. Wanna tag along?"
The pink mare smirked and reached into her mane, pulling out a pink comb and tapping Twilight's chest with it. "You bet," she said, standing up and walking around to the other side of the car.
The back-left door opened and the pink mare got in, her mane now straight as she set the comb on the seat beside her. "Let's do this," she said, in a less higher-pitched voice.
Twilight stared at her, not believing how much the mare had changed. She also wasn't sure which one the real mare was. The happy, slutty one, or the serious-looking one. Dash patted Twilight's leg before pulling away from the curb, making Twilight blush lightly.
The cyan mare pulled up to a store whose sign read, "Colts Surplus".
"Here we are," said Dash, turning off the engine and opening her door.
Pinks got out with her as Twilight hesitated. She then got out as well and closed her door. Dash pushed a button on her keys and the car beeped, locking. She then headed inside as Pinks stepped up beside Twilight.
"Come on, sexy..." she said, putting her arm around the purple mare. "Time to get you something that goes bang," she said, walking the mare inside.
The inside of the gun store was a little smaller than expected. There were shelves on each side and one long table in the middle. The building reached back to a glass counter in a long, skinny, rectangular-shaped room. In the counter was a set of handguns and ammo for said handguns. Standing at the counter was a green colt with a gun scope symbol tattooed over his left eye, covering two-thirds of his face. He wore a sleeveless grey t-shirt, showing off his muscular arms. He also wore brown cargo pants with brown boots. He smirked as he saw the mares approaching.
"Well, if it isn't Rainbow Dash and Pinkamena of the Elementals," he said in a welcoming voice. "Who's the new girl?"
"Twilight Sparkle," said Dash, not even looking at the mare. "She needs a gun. Better start her off with a .45," said Dash, tapping on the counter over a black handgun.
The colt nodded and opened the counter, taking the gun out and setting it on top. "Firing range is out back, as usual," he said, setting two mags with the gun. "On the house..."
Dash smiled and took the gun, slipping in a mag and pulling the hammer back with a click. She then held it out to Twilight, the handle pointed at her. "Here."
Dash tried to take a step back but the pink mare was still holding her. "N-No, please, I--"
"Twilight..." growled Dash. "We need your help to save Celestia... Do you wanna be the one who causes her to die?"
Twi hesitated before gulping and shaking her head. "N-No..." she whimpered.
"Then, take... the gun..." the cyan mare repeated.
Twilight felt her heart rate increase as she shakily reached out. When her fingers touched the handle, she sweated nervously. After taking a deep breath, she took it from Dash, its tip pointed down at the floor.
"It's... kinda heavy..." she commented, feeling its weight.
"You'll get used to it..." said Dash, heading behind the counter to the door leading to the firing range.
Pinks smiled and began leading Twilight to the door. "Make sure to keep the tip pointed away from your allies..."
Twilight chuckled nervously as they entered the gun range. "I got that, uh, Pinks... Thanks..."
Dash stepped up to a spot at the gun range and turned to Twilight. The room was empty apart from them.
"Step on the square," Dash instructed as the purple mare slowly did so. "Good... Now, aim at the target down the range... and fire."
Twilight raised her gun shakily and slowly pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. She then chuckled nervously. "Broken. Guess I can't train today. Ha ha..."
Dash sighed and leaned in, flicking the safety off. "There. Now try again."
Twilight gulped and nodded, taking aim, her arms shaking as she fired. The bullet shot passed the target and hitt the wall behind her. The sound of the bang made her jump with a shriek.
Dash groaned. "Come on, Twilight. Grow a pair."
The purple mare whimpered and aimed, firing again. this time, she didn't jump, but the bullet still missed the target. Dash and Pinks both shook their head in disappointment.
"What, it's hard!" whined Twilight. "It's so far away, it's almost impossible!"
Dash quickly pulled out her gun and fired three rounds down the range. All three bullets hit the target dead-center. "You were saying?"
Twilight stared at the target in disbelief as there was a light ringing tune. Dash reached into her picket and pulled out a touch-screen, black phone. She pushed "Answer" and held it to her ear.
"Yo, it's Dash..." she said. "Uh-huh... No fucking way," she growled. "Those bastards
Twilight lowered her gun completely as she turned to her. as did the pink mare.
"What is it?" asked Pinks as Dash nodded.
"Got it..." said the cyan mare, hitting "End Call" before slipping the phone back into her pocket. "The Kronos have started to take over one of our properties."
"Which one?" asked Pinks.
"Sweets' Sweets," said Dash, putting her gun away.
Pinks stared, saying nothing. It appeared as if she as a broken robot, not moving or saying a thing. She then gritted her teeth as her hair poofed out.
"THOSE FUCKERS!" she yelled, storming out of the room.
Dash quickly followed, as did Twilight. They saw the pink mare step up to the counter.
"Gimme two .45's and a belt!" she demanded. "I'll pay ya back once I get my clothes back!"
The colt nodded and set two guns on the counter along with 5 mags. "$1,750 once ya get it."
Pinks nodded and grabbed the belt, slipping it on her waist before holstering the guns into the side holsters. She then slid the ammo into the pockets in the back and turned to the other two mares.
"Let's go kill some bitches!" she growled, before storming towards the door.
Twilight and Pinks followed her, keeping a slight distance. Once they got to the door, a black mare opened the door and stepped in, stopping instantly. She wore black, skin-tight, latex pants and a long latex jacket jacket that stopped at her knees. Her C-cup breasts held snugly by a black, latex bra. She had long, black hair that went down to her butt. She also wore black shades on her face, which she lowered with a finger upon seeing the mares.
"Oh, shit..." she said, in a sort of I-can't-believe-my-luck tone.
Pinks gasped and quickly raised her guns as the black mare did the same, quickly reaching into her jacket and pulling out two, long, shiny, custom, black Stall .32's, aiming them at Pinks.
"Wh-who's that?!" yelled Twilight, stepping aside so as not to get shot.
"Midnight..." growled Pinkamena. "She's with the fucking Blades..."
The black mare grinned. "And you're Pinkamena Diane Pie of the Elementals..."
Both mares had their finger on the triggers of their guns, ready to fire at any minute. Twilight looked back and forth, knowing the bullets were about to fly and she wasn't sure if she was gonna make it out of this store alive.
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