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Quickiez! Episode two: Circle Jerk
By: xXDasXGoochXx
Circle Jerk
"Hey Anais!"
"What?" replied an irritated Anais, she had come to the park for a nice period of quiet reading, as well as to get away from her stupid brother.
"Can I ask you a favor?
"Does it involve me kneeing you in the balls?"
"…"
"…."
"You're still mad about that?"
"YES."
"You got to go didn't you?"
"That's not the point!" Gumball merely waved her off, "Yeah, yeah… But I really need your help with this!"
"NO PICTURES!" Gumball shook his head, "None of that, I haven't sold the first batch yet."
"WHAT?"
"Not important!" he said quickly trying to make up for the slip up.
"Gum-ball!"
"Listen! I have a proposition for you, something that will earn us a lot of money without any problems!" he said quickly covering his face to protect it from his sister's Karate Slaps of Death. She didn't look convinced. Taking a chance, he hopped on the bench, and scooted closer to his fuming sibling. He wrapped an arm around her before pointing to the shopping district across the street.
"That could be us, shopping to our hearts delight!" She growled, "Think about it!" he began quickly, "You could get that Ms. Daizy Room Makeover you were gushing about a few weeks ago!"
At the mention of the room makeover her ears shot up. (Curse her love of everything Ms. Daizy.) But this wouldn't be like last time.
"…Fine, tell me what it is?" the cats smile seemed grow twice its size. "Simple sis," his face then took on a completely serious look that through Anais off guard.
"Circle Jerk."
"…."
"…."
"?"
"What?"
"Circle Jerk," he reiterated, Anais racked her large reservoir of knowledge for such a thing. Finding nothing, she expected the worst, "Why do I have a feeling this is gonna suck?"
Gumball merely waved her off before grabbing her hand, all but dragging her off and away from her bench.
"Hey!" she cried indignantly, huffing, she rolled her eyes and followed her brother into the mall, this wouldn't be good.
twelve minutes later
"Fuck you, Gumball."
"Aw, come on it's not that bad."
The two siblings currently stood in the dressing room of The Children's Place, a clothing store made for kid's clothes. Anais was currently donned in what was supposed to be a 'cute' French made outfit complete with shiny buckled shoes and a ribbon to go atop her head. The 'cute' outfit image however was severely tarnished due to the fact that Anais was glaring craters into his face.
"Okay…maybe it is, but think of the MONEY! We'll split it 80/20."
"40/60," She growled.
"What! I can't make a profit off of that!" Anais made to remove the high powered child molester magnet off.
"Okay, okay! Look, I'll buy you anything you want, 60/40!" Anais grumbled to herself before nodding begrudgingly.
"Fine, fine. What do I have to do?" Gumball smiled wide, he left to get several more outfits for her to try on, (Much to her dismay) before taking his sisters hand and dragging her off, making sure to pay of course.
"Just let me take care of everything, you just…smile and look cuter than usual."
Warehouse somewhere…
"Sweet…" he snickered to himself as he flipped and counted all the money. He found six poor bastards willing enough to pay hundreds to see his sister.
"Let's see…Rocky Robinson, Principle Brown, Ricky Rainbow, and Toney the Tiger?" he looked up at the tall muscular cereal mascot whose grin almost blinded him.
"Meh, I've seen worst." He casually pocketed the money before addressing the waiting costumers. "Alright guys, here's the rule's: No Touching, No Pissing, and No Photography or Cameras. Pictures can be purchased afterwards. For a hefty price of course," he said the last part with a greedy smile on his face.
"THAT'S GRRRREAT!"
Gumball chuckled before motioning them to stay put. He quickly retreated behind the curtain. Good timing too, just in time to catch a glance of his sister's ass. He drooled a bit. Was he an ass man? Probably. "Hurry up Anais, the maid costume first."
She turned around a frown on her face. "Don't rush me!" "Just come on! That's good enough," he said grabbing her before she could put on the stockings, and shoes.
"HEY!"
"INTRODUCING! ANAIS!" announced gumball proudly as he pushed his sister into the semis circle before it quickly closed up on itself.
Anais looked in horror as the men in front of her (some she knew) began furiously masturbating. Was the tiger frothing at the mouth?
"Hey! What are you-!"
"Gack! WHAT IS THIS! What's going on! Stop it! Y-you stay away from me! GAAAAH!"
"You're GRRRRREAT!"
"IT'S IN MY MOUTH! GACK!"
"Gah hah hah ha-ha!" *click click*
Thirty Minutes Later
Gumball was smart to keep his distance. His sister was covered from head to toe in a copious amount of…fluids. Gumball shivered slightly. Slapping on a fake smile he lamely waved at his sister.
"Heh-heh, I probably shoulda told ya to keep your mouth closed. Who knew a tiger ad such good aim?"
"I'm going to kill you!" she hissed before launching her sperm covered form at him.
"Think of the MONEY! THE MONEEEYYY!" He screamed, in horror.
END!
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