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The new Edd	By : yaoiboydaisuke Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 4812 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy or any of the characters from the show.I am not making any money off this and it was written for fun.

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AN: I might have a bad habit with my writing style lol and it is really hard for me to write this correctly with three guys named Ed and having them in the same paragraph.

It had been two weeks since Edd returned to the cul-de-sac, he and Kevin had been secretly dating, whenever Edd could get the chance to go to Kevin's; but it still had not gone passed heavy making out. Edd had been shocked to learn about all the couples that had been formed while he was away, mostly Ed actually getting with May and Rolf with Lee. Nazz being with Eddy hadn't really surprised him, after all, she did kiss him the day they met Eddy's brother and had been flirting with him more before he left. Because of how reckless Ed and Eddy were and talking Edd into another one of their new scams, which were no longer pulled on the cul-de-sac teens and were now pulled on other students in their school, in preparation of the scam they accidentally ripped off one of Double D's long sleeves. They had been shocked to see the scars on their friends arm, Ed yelling that aliens had scratched his friends arm with their claws, Eddy however knew what really caused the scars and once he told Ed, their more simple minded friend began to cry loudly and cling to Edd. “Say it ain’t so Double D! Say it ain’t so!” he'd cried hugging his friend close.
That had forced Edd to gather everyone together and tell them the truth about what happened, Kevin had to act like he was just finding everything out for the first time, Edd had asked him to. Double D told them that it was fine now, that he hadn't harmed himself in over a month, and he had no intentions of doing it ever again. He did not want to be coddled or felt sorry for, he knew he made a mistake, and his parents had already made him feel guilty enough. Things went back to normal after that day, they decided to never talk about it again, but told him that they were always there for him to talk to about his problems.
Going to Peach Creek high was actually much different than the school Edd had gone to before, because he had been to elementary and middle school with most of the students who had lived in the area, only new comers had tried to start something and were quickly informed to leave him alone. Edd had surprised all of his friends when he signed up for basketball, he did pretty good at tryouts and revealed that he'd played the game with the few friends he had made, but had never tried for the schools team. It was his last year of school before college, while he use to hate sports because of being weak and into studying so much, he knew that being on a sports team would look good on his school record instead of it being listed he eighty percent of the time gave doctors notes to avoid PE; if he did good in the sport he could also get into college on a sports scholarship or academic for more college choices.
“I can't believe you actually made it on the team, way to go!” Kevin gave Edd a high five. “To bad you are still too weak to play a real mans sport like football.” he grinned when his boyfriend glared at him. “Joking joking...so um...tomorrow is Saturday, want to come over in the morning? I heard that the dorks are going to be going out to dinner with their chicks, since Nazz and the blonde Kanker have other plans Sunday, and knowing those idiots they will try to interrupt us if you are hanging out with me alone.” they had almost been caught a few times when they'd tried to be alone, because the Ed's had been jealous that since coming back Edd had become more friendly to Kevin than doing things with them.
The two seventeen year old boys went their separate ways, football and basketball seasons were starting soon and they both had to go to practice. Kevin being captain of the football team had to also hold try outs for his team, the seniors from the year before having graduated and left spots open. Edd while being allowed on the team had to prove he could actually play good enough to not just sit on the bench all year as a teammate on paper only or just as a filler so they'd have enough players. Edd had agreed to go to the gym, agreed to play street basketball with his other friends, agreed to change from the weak little bookworm who was bullied on a daily basis for four years. Securing his hat on his head, he ran onto the court and joined the practice game.
“I can't believe you are the same geek that skipped gym class whenever possible, you are pretty good!” A blonde teen named Zack said while grinning, he was one of the other seniors on the team and one of the main members from the years before. “It is actually....well that stops my next comment.” he let out a laugh, Edd had pulled out a packet of sanitary wipes and started to clean his hands. “Guess somethings won't change after all huh? Hope you have a lot of those on hand during games.” he patted Edd on the shoulder and walked over to his own friends, a couple of the students who knew Edd from middle school and a new student who didn't know Edd were watching the other teen, they didn't like that he made the team and took the spot from one of their friends; it was also a mix of just not liking him in general for being a nerd on their team.
“Double D! Are you done hanging out with the stupid jocks now?” Eddy was standing in the gym doorway, all of Edd's new teammates glared at the short and rude loud mouth. “Come on! Me and Ed need you to look over our new project!” he crossed his arms.
“Eddy! You are being very rude!” Double D walked over to one of his best friends. “They are my team now Eddy, you should be more respectful!”
“What? So you going to become some basketball super star or something? Become friends with all the dimwit jocks? Come on Double D, you are the brains of our operation, you won't have much time on your hands if you stick with this. Honestly, do you think a bunch of strangers who only know you for your past rep and never would have talked to you if you didn't suddenly decide to change routine, will become your new friends?” Eddy dropped his arms to his sides.
“You are calling us dimwitted? Look whose talking with all the crap you pull and that retarded loser you hang out with all the time!” A teammate with short black hair snapped.
Edd turned to look at the black haired boy. “Please! Refrain from insulting one of my best friends and sinking to that level! Yes, Ed might be a little slow, but he is a kind soul.” he returned to looking at Eddy. “As for you mister! You need to stop right this instant Eddy, I am enjoying this sport, it is fun and not as violent as I use to believe it was. I am not the same person any of you knew when I left four years ago, I have changed, and I hope that you and the others will grow to accept that.” he closed his eyes. “I will be making other friends Eddy, I will be doing things you may not agree with, and I won't be able to dedicate all my time to just you and Ed anymore. Now if all of you would excuse me, I have been sweating and I wish to go home to get clean.” he walked passed Eddy. “After my shower, you and Ed may talk to me about your project.”
“Looks like your girlfriend just put you in your place shorty.” Another teammate laughed.
“Why does everyone keep calling him that! And don't call me short!” Eddy left to go find Ed and let him know that Edd needed to take a shower.
The project Eddy had wanted Edd's help with was to get kids in their school to pay them for a random junk they found in the junk yard and welded together in Ed's garage and claim them as art. “Eddy, you are aware that what you are doing is in face making art right? Junk yard artist make tons of money off their projects, and you do remember what happened the last time we attempted to do this don't you?”
“Hell yea! The Kanker sisters attacked us.” Eddy grabbed Ed. “But this lugnut is dating one of them now, we will actually be able to pull it off this time.”
“Alright Eddy, I will help. But only for a few hours, I have plans tomorrow that must not be broken.” Edd pulled a pair of rubber gloves from his pockets. “To the junk yard then.”
“Knew we could depend on you Double D! Glad to see not much has changed!” Eddy led his friends to the junk yard to gather pieces and bring them back to Ed's house.
The Ed's began to dig through the large piles of metal, finding little odds and ends, throwing them into Ed's wheelbarrow. “I am going to need another shower now Eddy!” Double D cried out as he popped up from his pile covered in oily water and holding a dripping pipe. “Don't we have enough now?” it had grown dark out and the moon was high in the sky.
Eddy looked over at the wheelbarrow which was stacked high with random metal. “I guess we can call it a night, but Sunday we need to come when the suns up to get the final pieces.”
“Honestly Eddy, I don't know any high school students who would be interested in or respect the artistic value junk yard art.” Edd pulled out some sanitary wipes to clean his face and removed his gloves. “It would be more profitable for us to turn to the internet or use Ed's truck, though I am still questioning how he got his license, and go to an art show. I can look up for any art related events going on within driving distance on my laptop.”
Before the sun was even up, Edd had been getting ready for his day with Kevin, his parents had their old job hours and were back to leaving sticky notes before going to work. Once it was a respectable hour, Kevin's father having left for work and most of the cul-de-sac teens were still sleeping, he rang Kevin's doorbell and waited for the light green eyed boy to answer. The garage door opened and Kevin pushed his black motorcycle with white lightning bolt designs out, he was wearing a green helmet and tossed Edd a blue one. Kevin had on a red tshirt with a jean jacket that had a bunch of random patches and black shorts, Edd was wearing a purple plaid button up with a blue and white polka dot tie, and gray skinny jeans. “I bought it for you, now both of us won't crack our skulls.”
“Kevin?” Edd blink confused, catching the helmet, he had thought he was going to be staying inside with Kevin like they had done the week before.
Getting onto his bike, Kevin started it up. “Come on dweeb, I thought you might want to do something a little different.”
Puffing his cheeks at being called dweeb, Edd pulled the helmet onto his head. 'Motorcycle's can't possibly be to much different than Kevin's old bike...' he thought to himself and climbed behind Kevin, holding onto him tightly. “Don't go to fast okay?” resting his head against Kevin's back he braced himself for the ride. Both boys felt their cheeks burning from being so close, Kevin took off down the road and caused Edd to cling to him tighter. “Not so fast!” Kevin laughed and winced as Edd held onto him tighter.
Keeping his head on Kevin's back, Edd watched the scenery, his boyfriend was leaving the Peach Creek area and had not told him where they were going; he had slowed down though. They continued down the road for about twenty minutes, Kevin pulled into a parking lot, Edd looked at the building they had come up to. “I, uh, thought you'd like this place...” Kevin looked at his watch and turned his motorcycle off, he felt Double D's grip on him tighten. “Come on, let go and lets go inside, we're on a bit of a schedule...”
“....” Edd squeezed Kevin tighter, his whole face was bright red. “...you actually...” he released him and removed his helmet, smiling. “You actually set a date schedule, I always wanted to come to this place...are you sure you aren't going to be bored?”
Kevin mumbled lowly. “...If it makes you happy...” he raised his voice slightly. “We have time to kill..” he removed his own helmet and took Edd's to free the other teens hands.
They walked into the bug and fish museum together, Kevin holding both helmets with his left arm pit and hand. Edd ran over to the beetle habitat and began to name them as he saw them, he did that with the rest of the habitats as well, often looking back at Kevin and seeing the other boy yawning or just staring at him without actually caring what he was talking about. Kevin noticed when they were heading into the aquarium section that Edd was looking at the other couples that had come, he also saw that Edd's hand had twitched and had almost touched his free hand before dropping back to his side. Edd turned his head in surprise when Kevin grabbed his hand and squeezed it, he then smiled and continued talking about all the fish.
From the museum, Kevin took Edd to the movies where they watched the latest movie in a series of horror movies they liked. Double D held onto Kevin's hand tightly at the really scary parts, they had lifted the arm separating them and were sitting close together. “Fags.” some guy behind them said loud enough for them to hear it, Edd began to move away from Kevin.
“At least we aren't alone in a movie theater on a Saturday.” Kevin pulled Edd closer, turning to glare at the guy. “Are you such a sad lonely loser that you have to insult two teens for being in a gay relationship?”
Edd pulled at Kevin. “Kevin...lets just watch the rest of the movie, no need to get into a fight...”
Kevin had to bite his tongue, he had wanted to say something else and get into a fight with the guy, but a little voice in his head told him not to mess up his date day by upsetting Edd. For the rest of the movie the man behind them kicked the back of Kevin's seat, trying to bait him into fighting, Edd continued to squeeze Kevin's hand to keep him from flying into a rage. Once the movie was over, they quickly walked out of the theater to avoid any unnecessary actions of violence. “Are you hungry?” Kevin asked handing back Edd's helmet.
“I am actually quite famished...we didn't get any popcorn, so I assumed after the movie we would get something to eat..” Edd blushed and pulled the helmet down, getting on the bike behind Kevin.
“I'm kind of pulling the cliché date huh?” Kevin positioned himself.
Wrapping his arms around Kevin, Edd let out a laugh. “Yes, but I find it refreshing to be out on our first real date, and you have surprised me with how thought out its been. I've enjoyed myself greatly, even if the date were to end at this moment.” he hugged onto Kevin and they took off down the road, just as the man from the movie was walking out, Edd raised a hand an flipped the man off; Kevin was paying attention to the road and missed it. For lunch, which was also their breakfast, they went to a restaurant that was made to look like a large green house. There were all kinds of exotic flowers and plants along the walls and in the middle of the restaurant, some of the other couples gave them odd looks, they were both teenaged boys and Edd was nerding out over all the floral arrangements; he was impressed that they'd complemented each species of flower with others so perfectly.
“Geez, stop gay nerding out loud you dweeb.” Kevin teased earning himself an elbow to the side.
Sitting down, Edd tucked a napkin into his shirt collar and waited for them to get their orders taken. “If you didn't want me to nerd out, as you put it, you sure picked a strange date schedule.” he placed another napkin on his lap. “I have deduced, that you want to make today special for me because you want me to be in good spirits once we get back to your house, am I incorrect?”
Kevin blushed and put his hands to his face. “Oh god, do you have to be so blunt? You might not be completely off base...” he looked away. “But I really did want to hang out with you and have a nice day without those idiot friends of yours freaking out that you aren't home when they want you. This is the longest we've been together without them banging on my door or breaking into my house, they are really starting to piss me off more than when we were kids!” Kevin covered his mouth with both hands, having screamed out 'kids', his face was burning and his eyes were wide.
Edd continued to look at him, his eyes staring into Kevin's, under the table he'd removed one of his shoes and his foot was now between Kevin's legs. “Yes, I know how my friends can be.” Edd rubbed his toes against Kevin's crotch, he watched the other boy try not to draw attention to them by not moaning. When the waitress walked over to get their orders, Edd paused his rubbing motion and looked at the menu to order. Kevin struggled to act normally, ordering his own food, the foot pressed against him still. If it hadn't been for the long table cloth, it would have been obvious what Edd was doing under the table. “I would like this please.” Edd pointed to a combo meal of health foods.
“Edd, have you lost your rational mind?” Kevin hissed low after the waitress left. “Not that it doesn't feel good, but you are usually the one of reason...”
Sliding his foot down, Edd felt Kevin jerk, he moved his foot back to his shoe and reached down pulling it back on. “You are right Kevin, I have no clue where my mind went.”
“So, uh, I never asked.” Kevin squirmed in his seat and tried to will his arousal away. “In the other school, besides those who were bullying you, I know you said you had some friends.” he coughed into his hand. “Did you have anyone you liked?”
“No...” Edd looked at the table. “Out of the friends I did have, I did not hold any romantic feelings for them, nor they me. The day I left the cul-de-sac, I felt a tug in my chest when you hadn't joined the rest of us in the junk yard.” he looked up at Kevin to meet his eyes. “I was over come with a strange emotion that I was unable to understand once I saw the box of boysenberry, I knew I was thankful and it made me happy that you remembered my favorite flavor.” he grabbed Kevin's hand shyly. “I do believe, I have always held a special place for you in my heart...”
“This is the gayest conversation I have ever been in...” Kevin laughed, squeezing Double D's hand.
“Well, we are in a homosexual relationship.” Edd smiled, pulling his hand back reluctantly as the waitress came over with their food.
As the teens ate their meals, they discussed their week and school related subjects; the school subjects were brought up by Edd. The conversation then moved onto sports, Kevin talking about the games his team had during his time in high school. They continued to eat, Edd expressing his desire to see one of Kevin's games, and Kevin responding in the like to wanting to see Edd play basketball. Once their meals were done, Kevin insisted on paying the bill.
“Kevin, I can not allow you to pay for this meal. You have already paid for the museum and movie, I will-” Edd was cut off by Kevin.
“I brought you here, I am paying, don't fight it.” Kevin stood up with the receipt and walked to register, Edd picking up their helmets and walking over behind Kevin. “Here hold this.”
“Huh?” Edd blinked as a medium sized box was shoved into his arms, it was moderately heavy. “What is it Kevin?”
They put their helmets back on and walked back to the bike. “You will see what it is when we get back to the cul-de-sac...make sure not to crush it by holding onto me to tightly on the way back.” Kevin smirked.
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