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Jimmy Neutron 2: The Search for Carl
By : Thy11111
Category: +G through L > Jimmy Neutron
Views: 10709 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Jimmy Neutron. This fan fiction is non-profit. - Chapter List
The next day at school, Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen were so pepped from seeing the movie. Their teacher, Miss Fowl, walked into the classroom.
"Good morning, class," she said. "We have a lot to learn today. Let's start with some simple arithmetic." She picked up a piece of chalk and started to write on the board. "Does anybody know what six times four equals?"
Sheen raised his hand.
"Yes, Sheen?"
"Uh, fourteen?" said Sheen, obviously confused.
"Now, let's get the answer from somebody who isn't a spic," said Miss Fowl.
"Fuck you," Sheen muttered to himself.
Then Cindy Vortex raised her hand.
"I know the answer, Miss Fowl," she said.
"Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi," said Jimmy, mocking his rival.
"Can it, Nerdtron!" yelled Cindy.
"Hey!" snapped Jimmy. "Don't tell me to can it, you cunt whore!"
The entire class, except Carl and Sheen, gasped. None moreso than the female students.
"Jimmy!" said Miss Fowl. "Did I just hear the C-word?"
"Whore?" asked Jimmy.
"She's talking about cunt," said Cindy. "You can't say cunt in school, you motherfucker!"
"Cindy!" yelled Miss Fowl.
"What's the big cunting idea?" said Carl.
"Carl!"
"Miss Fowl, why the cunt are you so upset?" asked Nick Dean.
"Nick!"
"He's the cunt," said Jimmy, pointing to Nick.
"Jimmy!"
"Life can be a total cunt sometimes," said Sheen.
"Sheen!"
"What's the big deal about cunt? Cunt, cunt, cunting, cunt cunt, cunt splice," said Jimmy.
"How would you all like to spend the rest of the day in detention?" asked Miss Fowl.
"How would you like me to fuck your mother?" proposed Jimmy. "All of your mothers?"
Now the class (except Carl and Sheen) gasped even louder than before.
"What did you just say?" gasped Miss Fowl.
Jimmy picked up a microphone and yelled, at the top of his lungs. "I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR MOTHER!"
"Jesus Motherfucking Christ, Neutron," said Nick.
NOTE: Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen do not know what "fuck" or "cunt" means yet, so they think it's all right for them to say it every day.
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