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Miracle on Johnny-Fourth Street	By : Jayrich Category: +G through L > Johnny Test Views: 10598 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Miracle on Johnny-Fourth Street
- 2-Miracle 2
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Miracle on Johnny-Fourth Street II

The skies began to darken outside, and time was running out. Silver Bells played over the intercom system in the store, adding to the holiday cheer being experienced inside. But the only cheer on Mary’s mind was the thought of having success with her newest plan. Dragging behind an industrial-strength vacuum, which was souped-up by her to allow maximum intake.
“UHHNN! I should’ve...thought of this before!” She said between grunts. “I won’t...even have to...get close!”
She dragged the hose and canister to the end of the aisle before finally coming to a rest, falling against a nearby shelf to catch her breath. After doing so, she picked up the nose to the vacuum’s hose and stretched it out as far as it would, leaving her just under a dozen feet away from her prized surfboard, but far enough to avoid the still-rabid crowd which rampaged below it.
“OK, if my calculations are correct, I should have enough suction from the intake port to haul in the surfboard.” She surmised. “Well, I guess it’s time to suck it up...or, blow this popsicle...stand...man, I almost wish Johnny was here for a good one-liner.”
She disregarded it and used her foot to flick on the power switch, quickly aiming the nozzle. In an instant the hose began to suck in air at an alarming rate, but Mary kept her focus and her aim steady. And slowly but surely, the box containing the prized surfboard began to slide towards her from the top of the display stand. She focused on bringing in her prize like a fisherman reeling in his catch of the day, and it would pay off as the box was sucked off the shelf. It rocketed towards her, causing Mary to drop the vacuum’s hose and brace herself for the catch. The box would fall right into her arms, granting her victory as she cheered, holding it high above her head...with surprising ease.
“YES! I DID IT! Once again stealth proves that—and its light as a feather...AGAIN!” Bringing the box down in anger, she quickly ripped it open hoping to see the prized water vehicle inside, but was greeted with disappointing emptiness. The box, like the cardboard cutout before, was just a display item.
“Not AGAIN!” She screamed, just as the sound of fabric ripping crossed her ears. “Scientifically speaking, it shouldn’t be THIS hard to get a simple SURFING BO—wait, why do I feel a draft?”
It was a draft that brushed across her legs until they were covered in goose bumps, and brought a realization; how could she feel a breeze on her legs when she wears bellbottom pants? A quick glance down brought the answer, as her jeans had vacated her body for the inside of the vacuum’s canister, leaving Mary standing in the middle of the store inadvertently showing off her black thong. The embarrassment level was much higher than what she suffered earlier as she used the box as a shield and slowly shuffled away back to the changing room, until hearing a familiar voice halted her.
“So much for the stealth option...”
Turning to her left, she saw Susan standing confidently, with a remote in her hand. “I haven’t see you have much luck with this!” Mary shot back.
“That’s because I haven’t used my best weapon.” Susan countered. “I’m through playing games with this crowd. I will have that surfboard and I will have Gil! FROSTY FORCE, GO!!!”
As she slammed her fist down onto the red button on her remote, the front doors to the store slid open. Mary turned to the entrance to see just what her sister had unleashed in her anger, and she didn’t have to wait long. Almost a dozen large soldiers marched in formation down the main aisle. But what was remarkable about them is that they were made entirely from snow; more specifically the snow currently falling outside the Mall. Like a well-trained platoon they proceeded passed aisle after aisle; their one mission, obtain the surfboard at all costs. The Snowman Siege was on.
“Yes, YES!!!” Susan cheered. “Take what’s mine, my minions! LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY!!!”
She sounded more like a stereotypical villain, but the straight-haired genius could care less. She was witnessing her finest hour, on the cusp of her greatest victory. Her Frosty Force would bulldoze the rabid shoppers in their way and gain her the proverbial key to Gil’s heart. They finally reached the display stand, and charged forward fearlessly as Susan turned back to her sister.
“Aah, Gil!” She swooned. “I can just imagine your lips against mine under the mistletoe; And all because of a little show of power.”
Susan’s superiority subsided when she noticed the smirk on Mary’s face, though. “Actually, it looks like you’re having a power outage.”
She pointed over towards the stand, and as Susan turned her head, her jaw nearly crashed through the floor from the shock she experienced; there was her elite Snowman Squad, picking over the latest stylish wear instead of picking apart the crowd of shoppers to build a path for them. Her face fell into the palm of her hand.
“Another...failed experiment.” She said, pressing a purple button on her remote. “Might as well get rid of these failures.”
“Uh, you do know what happens when you destroy a snowman, right?” Mary asked, to which Susan quickly recalled...and realized her mistake. Quickly Mary darted for cover as her Frosty Force exploded into a slushy mess; the majority landing on Susan, completely soaking her from head to toe. She cursed herself for today being the day she went without a bra, as her nipples tried their damndest to poke through the drenched fiber of her shirt.
“Maybe we should’ve stuck with a united plan.” Mary suggested as she emerged from hiding. “Something that combines our brain power to help us achieve this goal which has eluded us for so long...”
The two thought it over for a moment, before coming up with a plan. “Put on some Football equipment and bum rush the crowd?”
“Works for me!”

“ATTENTION SHOPPERS: THE PORKBELLY MALL WILL BE CLOSING IN 5 MINUTES!!!”
That was the announcement that blared out through the stores and the halls as many shoppers scrambled to the checkout lines with their gifts, save for Susan and Mary. The last half-hour was spent in the Sporting Goods section of the Mall as the two young women armored up, so to speak, in preparation for their final push to the goal. And eventually they emerged from the rear changing rooms, decked out in shoulder pads, elbow pads, kneepads, helmets and mouth guards. Donning the heavy equipment, they turned to each other and nodded.
“Ready, sis?”
“To glory.”
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
With Fiery determination they charged out of the Sports Store, across the long hall and back into the Retail store. Turning the corner, they blindly pushed forward down the aisle and towards the popular stand which housed their gift for Gil. Unfortunately, blindly charging forward proved to be foolish, for instead of finding the crowd of rabid shoppers they were prepared to plow through, they instead found the stand empty. And with water from the earlier snowman genocide still coating the floor, they were unable to stop themselves in time.
KRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!
Their noble stampede was brought to a decisive halt as they slid and crashed into the shelves, before falling to the ground side by side, both leaning against the stand. But the impact of the crash did have a benefit; as they looked up at the store lights, they noticed one last surfboard on the stand teetering above them, about to fall. It rocked back & forth, mercilessly taunting them until it finally leaned forward, dropping down from the sky, aimed right at their laps. They held out their arms, willingly ready to accept the reward for their hard work...only to have it snatched right from their hands...literally, as a Store Clerk caught the surfboard just inches before it fell into their arms.
“What the—HEY!!!”
“Sorry, just got bought.” The Clerk told them.
“But...but, you can’t!” Mary protested. “We really need that surfboard!”
“Can’t help ya. Some blonde kid and his shaggy friend just bought it.” He explained.
Susan was not about to accept that development, though. “Do you know how long we’ve been AFTER THAT DAMN THING!?!?” She screamed, jumping to her feet.
“That surfboard is the one thing we need to help us get the love of our life!” Mary added, backing up her sister. “Please! We’ll pay double what’s on the sales tag; we just really need it. C’mon, it’s Christmas!”
After hearing that heartfelt plea, the Sales Clerk stopped and turned slightly to face the girls. He then dug into his pocket for a moment, before pulling out a card and handing it to Mary, who politely took it. “Is this a card where we can get another surfboard like that for Christmas?”
“No, it’s actually a coupon for 5% off your next purchase here.” The Clerk clarified. “It’s only valid after New Year’s, though. Merry Christmas.”
“...5 percent?” Susan uttered in disbelief, rage welling up inside of her. “How about I take 5% of your ass!”
Like a vicious wildcat she lunged forward at her prey, only to be halted by the arms of her sister, who successfully held her back...barely. “Susan, calm down! I don’t think it’s a good idea to add Assault and Battery to our list of Christmas memories.”
It didn’t stop her struggling immediately, but eventually Susan did wear down and began to cease her resistance, seeing it was futile to take her frustration out on a Mall worker. “But we were...we were so close, though...”
“I know...” Mary agreed, her voice racked with sorrow as she echoed her sentiments. “Let’s...let’s just go home.”
With their hands empty and no reason left for them to remain within the spot of their failure, Susan followed her sister’s advice and made the disappointing trek back to their abode. As they exited the Mall, the security gates slid shut on them, as if cementing the idea that even if their prize were still within, they were locked out from it. The journey was an especially painful one, mostly emotionally as they were reminded of the Christmas spirit swarming around them. Holiday music filled the streets as the snow slowly drifted down from the silver sky. Storefronts displayed all types of gifts waiting to be bought; toys, purses, shoes, cars, Christmas Trees...but no surfboard. It would’ve gone unnoticed anyhow as Susan and Mary barely lifted their heads during their slow trudge. The long walk mercifully came to an end as they reached their home, which only had the Living Room light on as they unlocked their front door and ventured inside.
“Mom, Dad...we’re home.” They said in depressed unison, but received no answer.
Looking around, they spotted that the entire ground floor of the house was empty; which was especially strange considering around this time of year Johnny would be planning ways to peak at his presents early, Hugh would inevitably burn the Christmas Dinner, and Lila would be halfway to worrying herself to death over the bills from their holiday spending.
“No one’s home.” Mary concluded.
“Good, no one to try to cheer us up over our failure.” Desiring to lose herself in the lab with her inventions, she ascended the stairs to the twins’ upstairs bedroom. The hallway was dark, save for the light coming from their bedroom, which wasn’t left on before they left the house. She could care less how it was turned on however, as she simply wanted to forget this day ever happened. As she turned into her doorway though, her movement was halted. Her eyes widened to the size of spotlights, and again, her jaw nearly crashed through the floor. What scene could bring such a shocked look to a logical and intelligent young woman’s face? Gil Nexdor lying on her bed...dressed in nothing but a large red bow, conveniently covering the area Susan was most interested in at the moment.
“G-Guh...G-Guh...G-G-Gil!?” She stuttered in total shock.
“Hey!” He greeted, rising up to a seated position, but still keeping his “present” under wraps. “You must be...Susan. Heheh, I remembered that because you have a star in your hair.”
“He...he knows my name...” She swooned, ready to faint right at that very moment. She maintains consciousness however, as her sister’s voice is heard coming from down the hall.
“Hey, Mom left a note. Looks like she doesn’t wanna take a chance with Dad burning down the house, so they went out for food.” Mary reached the doorway where her sister stood, and would experience a similar meltdown. “Don’t know where Johnny is, but I Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh-Guh...”
Her reaction mimicked Susan’s perfectly, which brought another chuckle from the hunky surfer boy. “And you, you’re...Mary, right? The one with the moon in her hair.”
“He...he knows my name!” Mary swooned.
“I KNOW!!!” Susan agreed, before being reminded of a possibility. “Wait a minute, did we leave the holographic generator on again?”
Upon realizing that could’ve occurred, they cautiously approached the dreamboat they have lusted after for so long, and slowly placed their hands on his chest. They were elated to see that they actually hit solid matter, and didn’t pass through. “HE’S REAL!!!”
“Of course I’m real.” Gil verified. “At least I have been since I saw that dream movie...or maybe this is a dream, and we could be moving in super slow-motion. And then we end up on a Ski Resort where—!”
“Oh yeah, this is the real Gil.” Susan confirmed.
“But—But what are you doing here?” Mary asked.
Gil didn’t answer immediately, instead he turned to a corner in their room and pointed at a surprising object placed there; the very high-quality, hard-to-find surfboard the twins were just fighting for hours earlier. “Some Skater Dude and a guy in a fur coat gave this to me, and said all I had to do was wait here in a giant bow. I guess you must’ve bought it for me or something...”
“Well...” Mary began. “Actually, we really—!”
“YES!!!” Susan interrupted frantically. “It was us! We got that surfboard for you! All us, just us and no one else! Merry Christmas!”
Mary turned to her sister, only to see a wide grin of desperation. And though she loathed going along with the lie, having Gil in her room voluntarily was a moment that couldn’t be passed up. “Aww, that’s sweet.” He complimented. “And you know what, I’m gonna use this surfboard right now at catch some righteous waves!”
“But, it’s 12 degrees outside now.” Mary reminded him.
“Whoa, you’re right.” Gil remembered. “Guess I should take some long underwear with me.”
“ACTUALLY...” Susan chimed in, her hand gently caressing his chiseled chest. “...there is something better you can ride, and you won’t even have to leave the room.”
Before her desirable beefcake could even utter another word, she gently pushed him back down onto her bed, snatching off the bow from his crotch as he fell. “Did you really just say that as your come on line?”
“I didn’t have much time to think, so back off!” Susan growled, before her eyes were diverted towards what rested between Gil’s legs. His manhood was flaccid, but still everything they imagined and hoped it would be. The length & girth nearly hypnotized the two, as various scenes of what they would do with it ran wildly through their heads. Those thoughts were broken once Gil’s voice was overheard.
“So...what’s this thing you want me to ride?”
It was at this moment that Susan & Mary both glanced at each other, agreeing to proceed before Gil’s lack of intelligence took away from the moment even further. Within moments, nearly all of Susan’s clothes were on the floor, and she was on Gil. Mary followed suit, and the dim surfer dude soon found himself naked and flanked by two fiery redheads, both of them stroking his manhood towards peak stiffness. Gil found his mouth connected with Susan’s and his tongue dueling with hers. Both twins were practically naked, save for their t-shirts and socks, and Gil could still feel their nipples hardening through the fabric. His hands grasped both twins’ asses, his finger gently running over their pussy lips and playfully circling their assholes. Susan’s breasts were heaving as her tongue wrestled with Gil’s in-between their mouths. Her excitement almost caused her to forget to breathe as she became intoxicated by the taste of her crush’s lips. Her hand lovingly stroked his shaft along with Mary’s, who would then steal his lips from her sister for her own. Though there was more calm in Mary’s make out, her excitement was still visible. She developed goose bumps from the touch of his bare skin, and her hand involuntarily began to speed up, which in turn brought Gil’s manhood to “peak” position all the faster.
The two sisters noticed this development, and stared at his cock with near-awe. “You know, the measurements we put in for the simulation were completely off.” Mary surmised.
“I don’t care, I’m just gonna enjoy this.” Susan said uncharacteristically, before having the head along with a few inches of Gil’s cock disappear into her mouth. It happened so fast Mary was almost taken aback from it, but soon found herself joining in as she licked near the base and up & down the shaft. The twins took turns running their tongues over his thick pipe, their hands jerking him off as well. Mary would be the first to take the initiative by taking in the head of his cock, and more of the shaft. Her inexperience would only let her take in half of his cock into her mouth, but Susan made up for it with her tongue, licking every area her sister hadn’t swallowed and even taking his sack into her mouth.
Again, Gil’s fingers were at work, this time they gently probed Susan’s snatch, making it wet as she continued to pleasure him. His index and middle fingers slowly slid passed her pussy lips, delving the tips of them in before pulling back out. Susan gave out a muffled moan as her tongue swirled around the head of his member; her head bobbing up and down as her lips rubbed against his shaft. Mary’s pussy was next as Gil had spent his time caressing her plump backside. But his fingers venture between her cheeks and gently probed her pussy, which sent a wave of goose bumps washing over her as she tended to his stiff pipe.
So infatuated with the moment, Susan sought to go deeper, taking more of Gil’s cock into her mouth. It was ¾’s of the way in went she felt the head touch the back of her throat, but still she hungered for more. Resisting her natural gag reflex, she fought to inhale more, eventually reaching the base of the shaft, deep-throating her love. Upon noticing this, Mary moved back slightly, shocked & impressed over the feat. Even Gil was in awe over the sight.
“Whoa...just like the chicks in the videos.”
A moment later, Susan removed herself from his cock with an audible pop. She coughed a few times, attempting to steady her breath after that maneuver, and wiped the excess saliva from her mouth. “Watching Mom’s old porn tapes again?” Mary asked.
“...And it was so worth it.” Susan responded. “Now to ride this monster...”
“Hold on!” Mary argued. “You took all of him in your mouth, which means I take all of him in me!”
“Hey, I’m the one who got us to this point, so I’m riding him first!”
“OK wait, wait...we’re both women of science who have made incredible breakthroughs, so obviously there’s a logical solution we can find to this problem.”
The two intelligent redheads thought it over for a moment, before coming to their solution.
“Odds & Evens?”
“I call Odds.” Susan declared.
They readied their hands, before making their move.
“1, 2, 3, Shoot!”
And as both through their hands out in front of them, Mary saw that while she showed two fingers, her sister merely showed one. “And with sweet victory comes sweet Gil cock.”
With a grin beaming with arrogance, Susan lifted the hem of her shirt and straddled Gil from the waist down, reveling in her victory. However, the usually-calm and collected Mary wasn’t so much at the moment, as her bitterness over her sister sampling Gil’s manhood first got to her, and lead her to have a private conversation with the light-headed surfer.
“Hey Gil, why don’t you really give her the ride of her life.” She suggested, whispering in his ear. “Don’t hold back, she loves it rough.”
“Whoa, you sure about that Smart Moon Girl?” He said, still having trouble remembering her name.
“Trust me, she adores it.”
Meanwhile, Susan prepared herself for her first experience with a real cock. “OK, here we go. Not too fast, I just wanna start off slow...” At that moment she grabbed hold of Gil’s manhood, just as Mary winked at him, giving the all clear. He winked back, and proceeded. “...and I just think we should work our way up to Full SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!”
The shock hit her like a jolt of lightning as she felt every inch of his manhood which she swallowed earlier, now buried deep inside her pussy. His hands were on her thighs as he began to thrust inside of her, not holding back an ounce of his strength as Mary had instructed. Susan felt every thrust he gave her, too. Instantly her breasts jumped and jiggled with the momentum, and she bit her lower lips to stifle the screams of passion coming from her. Mary herself reveled in the sight of it as she used her hands to rub herself over the arousal. One attended to her breasts while the other ventured between her legs.
Susan leaned forward, holding herself upright by her hands as she gripped the bed sheets tightly; her ass bouncing rhythmically behind her from Gil pounding her pussy relentlessly. “Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh God! Fuck!” She panted, drops of sweat appearing on her body. “God...Gil...Slow...DOWN!!!”
Hearing that, the blonde surfer teen thought about following through with her request, but Mary’s lips distracted him, and unfortunately from Susan keep his pace steady. Her tongue invaded his mouth and her breasts gently pressed against his chest. It was enough to make sure Susan did indeed get the ride of her life. Her body wasn’t used to this; she used dildos before but never at this speed or with this force. The real thing was something she was decisively unprepared for, and her will and body were approaching their limit right then & there.
“Gil...you...gotta...stop!” She begged to no avail. “It’s...too...much! I’m...gonna...”
The words never left her lips, instead she tensed up, and felt the orgasmic wave flood her as her juices gushed out. It was the biggest orgasm she ever experienced; hitting her so hard she fell by the wayside next to Gil, huffing for breath. Mary glanced over at the sight of her twin lying on the bed, a satisfied grin almost glued onto her face; which was enough to bring a smile to hers.
“Hey, is she gonna be OK?” Gil asked with concern.
“Oh, she’ll be fine.” Mary replied, crawling past her orgasm-dazed sister and over to the bedpost, where she sat against it and opened her legs spread eagle. “In the meantime, how about you give me a double-dose of what you gave her.”
“Hey, I get it.” Gil said as he obliged. “That’s like a doctor joke, right?”
Mary rolled her eyes and silently reminded herself that Gil’s mind was not what she desired most from him at the moment. Her hand was readying herself for what she desired from him, and as he came right up on her, she could feel the tip of his manhood rubbing against her moist lips. With a slightly forceful push, he sunk his cock inside of her, drawing out a startled yelp from Mary, which was replaced with a euphoric grin. He moved his body closer, reveling in her warm and tight snatch as he pulled out just slightly, before pushing back in. The bed board knocked against the wall with each thrust, even with Mary leaning against it. Her perky breasts jiggled and jumped in unison with his strokes as she wrapped her legs around his waist, wanting to maintain her leverage.
“Now I know...how Susan feels...” She panted. “This is...so good...”
“Is it, now?”
And in an instant, her pleasure turned into fright as she saw a reflection staring back at her with a sinister grin...Susan had awakened.
“So I guess it’s you I have to thank for that wonderful ride.” She surmised.
“Wait, Susan please...” Mary said between huffs. “It’s so good...”
“Of course it is.” Susan agreed. “I’m just gonna tell Gil some ways you can make it better...”
Fear began to rise within Mary as she watched Susan lean in close and whisper in Gil’s ear. His thrusts made it impossible for her to hear what she told him, and it only grew worse as she saw Gil’s eyes light up. “Sweet, my Mom’s into that, too.”
“Wait, what about your mo—AHH!!!”
Her question was interrupted by a cry of carnal passion from having her nipples pinched by Susan. It was her kink, so to speak, and one she kept very private. Unfortunately for her, not private enough.
“How did...you know?” Mary asked.
“Those cameras we have all over the Lab for Johnny...” Susan revealed. “You never do shut all of them off when you go for “private time.” In fact, I even know what you want Gil to do to you right now...”
“Dammit!”
She was helpless; trapped in the thralls of passion as Susan whispered in his ear again, and he happily obeyed. Leaning in close to Mary, with his chest pressed against hers, he used his mouth and gently bit down on her earlobe, which drove her insane.
“OH GOD, YES!!!” She said as Gil’s thrusts became more forceful. “Dammit...Susan!”
“That’s right, make her cum, Gil! Fuck her brains out!” The straight-haired hottie ordered, tweaking her sister’s nipples even more as she is relentlessly drilled. Gil could feel a pair of breasts both on his chest and his back, and it drove him to pump Mary’s pussy even harder. Sweat flew off of their bodies as Gil’s hips doubled in speed. Mary had taken her arms off the bedposts and now had the securely wrapped around Gil, who’s cock continued to ravage her soaked snatch. In and out at a steady rhythmic pace, as Susan watched with hungry intent, recalling back to when it was her vagina that Gil filled with his thick meat. So much so she used two fingers to try and simulate the feeling; but satisfying as it was, it wasn’t the real thing. For that was being used to bring Mary to her limit.
“I can’t take it...I’M GONNA CUM!!!”
Her body tensed before trembling with orgasmic delight as he silently reached his climactic end as well. He pulled out of her, letting his jizz spray all over her inner thighs. She held on tightly to Gil’s lean physique, before nearly going limp, falling forward on to of Gil as he fell back onto the bed; both breathing heavily. “That...was wonderful...”
“Indeed. Who would’ve ever guessed giving into our carnal urges would be so therapeutic?” Susan stated.
“Heh, you girls use big words, but your animals in the sack.” Gil chimed in.
Both twins giggled to themselves, completely spent as Susan fell back on the bed, reveling in the lust marathon they just underwent. “Well this will certainly be a Christmas we won’t forget.”
“I know...” Mary agreed. “We’re lucky Mom & Dad were out so this could happen.”
Susan nodded her head in agreement. They were indeed lucky their mother opted to go out and order Christmas Dinner, leaving the two alone and giving them the privacy they needed with Gil. And it was then that Susan’s eyes widen, and she became enlightened. “Wait...we were lucky.”
“Yeah, that’s what I just said.” Mary replied.
Susan sat up and put her hand on her chin, her brain almost in overdrive processing the information. “Think about it Mary; when this day started, we ran into nothing but bad luck. We failed miserably time & time again at the store!”
“You know, you’re really bringing down the orgasm that I just had.” Mary noted.
“I’m serious! We failed at the store, because some blonde kid and his shaggy friend bought it first! We come home, completely dejected, only to see Gil waiting for us the way we’ve always wanted him! And Gil, who told you to meet us in here again?”
“Some skater kid and his friend in a fur coat.” Gil recalled. “Said he knew you guys, and that it was cool.”
“Susan, what are you getting at?” Mary asked, now intrigued.
Susan clarified. “Things went so wrong for us, but then they turned out perfect. And throughout this whole ordeal, the good and the bad, who’s the one person we haven’t seen at all today?”
Mary thought about it for a moment, before getting the answer. “Johnny. But, there’s no way he’s behind all of this. I mean, why would he give us such misery, only to help us out in the end, unless—?”
It then hit Mary, just as it did her sister. And the two of them turned to each other with the exact same thought in their head. “We’re so screwed.”
“Well yeah, I was just doing that to you two earlier.” Gil commented.

The brown-furred talking pet of the Test Household stood almost lifeless with his jaw dropped to the floor, in total disbelief of what he had just heard from his owner, who was currently holding a Pogo Stick. “You know, Mom says that’s an easy way to catch flies...”
A moment later, Dukey finally snapped from his daze. “I’m sorry, I’m just in total shock over what you just told me. Could you explain it again, because my mind still thinks I’m dreaming.”
“Alright.” Johnny sighed, reluctantly recapping. “I forged a letter from the Porkbelly Scientific Community to Susan and Mary’s teacher, ordering him to install a Secret Santa program. Knowing my lovely sisters would go boy-crazy over getting Gil a gift, I followed them to the Mall and made sure they didn’t get it, by buying it myself. I then bribed Gil with the surfboard to wait for them in their room, where they’re probably doing things more at home in Mom’s porn stash. Which allowed me to hack into their new security system...”
“And lets us play with all of their inventions without interruption!” Dukey finished as he grabbing a Pogo Stick of his own. They weren’t of the ordinary type though, as these were Atomic Powered, and guaranteed to launch the rider into Earth’s Orbit. Or at least that was the warning given on the label.
“The Greatest Christmas Present ever...” Johnny declared as he took in his surroundings. “...The Whole Lab to ourselves!”
“Hey, race ya to the Teleporters.” Dukey said.
“YOU’RE ON!!!” Johnny answered, accepting the challenge. They would both board their souped-up Pogo Sticks and soar towards the high ceiling of Susan & Mary’s Lab, enjoying the freedom of its use without the Twins there to ruin it.
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