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Payback's a Pussy	By : FairySlayer Category: +S through Z > Yin Yang Yo! Views: 5891 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 1
Disclaimer: I do not own and the show "Yin Yang Yo!" or any aspect of it; I have absolutely no connection with the show, Jetix, Disney. I do not receive any compensation for this story. This is a sexually-explicit intended parody for adults only.

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Yang wandered through the dark an empty streets, mumbling to himself, "Now was that 'Deathtowoofoo Lane and Killbunny Street or the other way around? Man, I should have brought that letter with me instead of leaving it under my pillow where it will easily be found if anyone realizes I'm gone."
Suddenly he stopped and raised his nose in the air, sniffing. "What's that smell? Hmm... tuna breath, kitty litter... and battering ram?"
He turned around to see the purple and pink Chung Pow Kitties charging at him. Between them they carried a large sheep who in turn was holding a bowl in one hand and stirring with a wooden spoon in the other. The terrified ram shouted, "Oh no! My muffins!"
Yang sighed, "Aw pellets..."
POW!
"Master Yo! Master Yo!" Yin huffed while excitedly shaking the sleeping codger. "Get up!"
Still dreaming, Yo grabbed Yin and pulled her on top of him, rubbing his body against hers through the satin sheets. "Whatever you say. Oh yeah, baby! I love it when you squirm and make all that noise!"
She unintentionally obliged him. "Master Yo! Yang's missing!"
"Huh, what!" He woke up to find the her lying on top of him. "Yin? Heh, 'Dear Playbear Letters...'"
"This is terrible!" she huffed while jumping back out of his bed.
Master Yo quickly lifted the sheets and peeked underneath. "No, it's fine. Just wriggle some more..."
She felt the sheets curiously between her fingers for a moment. "Ooh, they feel nice," she noticed before remembering why she was there. "Yang left a pile of clothes under his blankets and snuck out. I think he's in trouble." Yin held the advertisement up to him.
"Oh." He levitated the flyer over and peeked at it. "My goodness!"
"I know!" Then she glanced up and softly asked, "Uhm, why's there a big mirror on your ceiling?"
He bolted upright and growled, "How come no one told me about this! I could have gone for some nachos. And I'd be a shoe-in for the wind..."
Yin sniffled and looked at her feet nervously.
"All right, we'd better go look for him. By the way, how did you know he'd gone out?"
"Lena told me to give him a big hug and kiss for her today, but to do it while he's asleep 'cause it was kind'a mushy. She said that was how to do it properly, whatever that means."
Yo raised his eyebrows and put on a big smile. "Hmm, maybe you should have Lena come over."
"Oh, good idea!" Yin said while pulling out and dialing her cell phone. "While we're out looking for him she can stay here in case he comes back."
"Uhm, yeah, that too."
Yang was enveloped in a warm and comfortable darkness. It was nearly silent, though the sound of long, soft scritching was growing louder, and he started to feel his fur being brushed in time with it. He also became aware of being petted and kneaded gently on his chest and left leg. "That feels nice, Lena," he moaned. Then he let out a giggle as the sensations grazed his underarm. "Oh, Smoke, you can lick me there anytime! Okay girls, make room for Yin. You have to admit my sister has an awesome... AIIGH!"
Yang's eyes popped open and he found himself in a large bedroom, elegantly furnished and gently lit by a small pink ceramic lamp on the nightstand. He was tied to a king-size bed, lying on top of a fluffy lavender silk comforter; his arms and legs were also tied with silk, leaving him fully spread out. With some difficulty he raised his head and saw two sets of tiny paws: one pair feeling up his chest and his thigh on the other side.
The wicked smile of the purple-eyed Chung Pow Kitty immediately appeared over his face. Her voice was sweet yet direct as she mewed, "Meow mew m'row mrowr, mrowr-meow?"
"Okay, I guess. But I'd be feeling much better IF YOU HADN'T KNOCKED ME OUT!"
The pink bow near his leg popped up, revealing the pink kitty's excited glare. She moved slowly towards his face, almost stalking it until she was nose-to-nose with him. Then she gave his face a single big lick. Purple then leaned in and did the same, taking her time while working the long, rough strokes down towards his neck.
Pink worked her way up the side of his head and he noticed that she was wearing nothing but a pink see-through nightie. Yang closed his eyes and turned his face away at first, but the kitten gripped his big head and turned it back towards her. He couldn't help but pop one eye open and peek at her sleek furry body underneath, spotting her nipples. He took a few quick sniffs. "Hey, is that that pizza-scented perfume?" He was paying so much attention to her young chest in his face that he didn't notice her straightening his ear until it was too late.
LIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Her coarse little tongue slid roughly up the inside edge of his ear, right where the fur meets skin. A faint squeal escaped his throat as he sucked in a hard breath. His eyes shot open wide and then closed tightly as his body was overwhelmed by the simultaneous sensations of raw pain and sheer ecstasy. He pulled against his bonds, and Purple used the opening to press her mouth into the nape of his neck. She started biting him gently, scraping his skin and working plenty of saliva into his fur with her tongue.
Pink smoothed his ear again and purred, "M'yow mrow meyow mwow mau?" He stayed absolutely still, except for his chest heaving with his quick shallow breaths. Then she blew a steady hot breath right into his ear canal. "Mrooooowr?" she giggled. Too enthralled to speak, he nodded weakly, so she started to lick and knead the side of his face again.
Meanwhile the other kitten kept at his neck, passing back and forth over his jugular especially. At the same time, she moved sideways until her left side pressed into the right side of his face. This little kitty began massaging his chest in small circular motions. Each pass tugged at his shirt and then he heard some faint ripping noises. Starting at the neckline, she was slowly tearing his shirt apart. Her kisses moved downward to his newly exposed chest and tummy while she continued to rip it all the way down. Pink likewise massaged his left arm while clawing away the sleeve, and soon he was completely naked.
Purple, who was also clad only in a nightie, suddenly stood up over him, straddling his hips and staring into his eyes. It took him a moment to focus on her, as he was still reveling in a sweet concoction of excruciation, pleasure and fear. When she finally had his attention she pulled out a small flat square packet. After sticking the corner into her mouth and tearing it open with her teeth, she turned it over and sprinkled fine flakes of catnip all over his stomach and chest. She kneaded the stuff into his chest for a few moments and then pressed her face into his belly, licking in long, slow strokes. Pink joined him and they slowly moved their attentions closer to his groin with each lap.
"Ooh, that tickles!" he laughed, but then his face took a more serious look. "By the way: what are you doing to me! Aww, man... And even after I saved your bandmate, or sister or whatever, from becoming a pu-pu platter," he whined. "Pu-pu, heh! That's still funny."
They kept working their way downward until they had just about finished his belly; they were then running their sandpaper tongues across his groin, dangerously close to his half-erect bunny cock. Pink commented, "Mrrrrw, Mu meowr mau mew meow mre mawr..."
Hearing that, Yang started struggling violently. "Pellets! Now I get it. You're unwrapping, tenderizing and seasoning me: you're gonna eat me!"
The two kittens started giggling, covering their mouths with their paws as their faces turned bright red. Pink even gave him a dismissive wave of her paw while stifling her kitty laughs. Purple teased in a sultry whisper, "Mrow Mray rowr mrwors mau mew m' meow, mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhh." Both kitties stared intently into his eyes and slowly licked their lips.
"AIIGH! Untie me right now!"
They bared their gleaming white teeth as their smiling faces came right up to his. Their eyes were sparkling with glee as they each raised a paw high in the air, claws fully extended.
SLASHSLASH!
The door slammed open as Yin and Yo charged into the otherwise quiet restaurant, snapping Carl out of his boredom. "About freakin' time..." As Yin and Yo took attack postures he jumped up on the bar next to his margarita and shouted, "Ah ha, Yang! Now you're in my...! restaurant..."
"Where's my brother!" Yin shouted, with Foo orbs at the ready.
The evil cockroach wizard's shoulders slumped when he saw them. "Oh, it's only you two."
The bunny girl and panda shot each other a questioning glance. Then Carl focused on Yin, "Geez! Is your brother always this late? It must be really annoying." He turned and reached for his drink.
Yo pointed an energy beam at the glass, moving it out of Carl's immediate grasp. "Hello? Are we gonna battle it out or what?"
"Hey! Drowning my sorrows after another failed plan here!" He shot a red beam from his fingertips to pull the glass back to himself, from which he only wiped off a piece of salt to lick. "I knew I should have included a map!" he lamented. "Or maybe I should have picked a place with less Woo-Foo-hurty street names."
The frustrated panda raised his paws, powering up an energy blast. "That's it, I'm gonna...!"
"Wait Master Yo!" Yin held up a hand to her teacher while facing the sad roach. "Don't you notice anything odd?"
He looked around the dining room, taking in the sight of the buffet table, stacks of appetizers, a keg of root beer on ice next to a vat of vanilla ice cream; a pair of microphones were set up on a small stage in one corner. Hanging on another wall were a methane sensor and meter, two water blasters and two tee shirts, bunny and evil cockroach wizard sized, each bearing the restaurant logo and the text, 'I spent all night battling my nemesis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!'
Yin continued, "See? This wasn't a trap at all..."
"Well duh!" Carl spat. "I even put it on the flyer!" He slumped down and sat on the bar, slowly tilting the glass around to stir its contents.
Yin walked over to the bar and hopped up on the stool next to Carl. She spoke in a soothing voice, "You weren't going to attack Yang. You just wanted to hang out with him, didn't you?"
Carl just nodded without looking at her.
"But what made you think he wouldn't just fight you ?"
He looked away. "I dunno..."
"You can tell me. I promise I won't judge your or laugh or anything." The pink bunnygirl raised a finger to his face and gently guided his chin towards her. Her voice remained sweet and calm. "And if you tell me, Master Yo won't stomp you into a pile of goo."
He quickly wiped away a tear from the corner of his eye. "Really?"
Yin nodded.
"Well, you see, Yang and I are actually a lot alike, you know."
"Really now?" She squeezed his shoulder as he continued, but he couldn't see that she was rolling her eyes.
"Yeah. I mean, we both don't quite fit in, and we always have trouble expressing ourselves." He raised his fingers to air quote the next word, "properly, whatever that's supposed to mean. People around us are usually uncomfortable or upset with us. Oh, and we also have some serious issues with violence."
"Uh-huh..."
"And I figured that maybe, you know, we could just hang out, have a little fun, and perhaps even talk about what's it's like to feel so isolated."
"Oh, that's so sad, but so sweet," she praised him.
Carl hung his head and sighed. "But he never showed up."
Impatiently tapping his foot and checking his watch, Master Yo cleared his throat and stared at Yin.
She gave Carl another little pat on the back. "Aww, don't feel bad. We're pretty sure he was on his way here, but maybe he got lost or attacked or something."
"I guess."
"I'm sorry that he didn't show, but maybe you could, well, kind of help us find out where he is?"
"I don't know," he moaned. "Maybe this was all just a really bad idea."
"Come on, if he's in trouble I bet he'd really be glad that you helped us find him."
"Well, maybe...." Carl turned his shoulders a bit to a fro. "But, first, could you do something for me?"
Yin sighed and gave him a half-smile. "I bet I know what it is." She turned to the master and nearly whispered, "We're gonna need a few minutes."
Master Yo nodded and started to leave, but then he spun around. "I'll make sure he can't attack you with these." He levitated several trays of appetizers, taking them outside while calling back over his shoulder, "Take your time!"
Yin hopped up on the bar and sat next to Carl, opening her arms to embrace him. "All right, come here..."
Yang sprung up onto his feet and assumed a battle pose before the shredded scarves even hit the floor. "That's it! I'm really gonna get you girls for... uhm, untying me... like I asked you to...?"
"Mrow," Purple said plainly while nodding, and Pink gently motioned for him to sit back down. He did so with some hesitation, and when he had settled she started massaging his shoulders again. Purple held his paw in hers and gently stroked his arm.
Pink then offered him an icy cold bottle of Carrotade, simply saying, "Mroe, mau reow m'ow mrow mow-rowrr."
"Stay hydrated for what?" Without waiting for an answer he took a swig while eyeing her suspiciously. The kitties giggled in response.
Then Purple handed him a small looped suede strap. "Rowr reeer..."
Yang accepted it and saw it was the hand strap to a leash, and its thin, small-link chain, was lying slack across the bed. As he lifted it towards his face for a closer look the chain went taut. He looked over the edge of the bed and found the green-eyed kitten sitting on the floor, cat style. She was completely naked except for a thin collar that twinkled with tiny bits of emerald and peridot, but her eyes were sparkling even more.
Upon meeting the bunny's gaze, Green bowed her head and purred, "Meow h' rowrf."
"HUUUH?" His face went goofy, but then he took on a suspicious expression. "And why are there subtitles for you three even though it's clear that I understand everything you're saying?"
Green smiled at him and explained, "When you found me in that cage today, chained up and soaked with vinegar..."
"So that's what that smell was, phew!"
"I was totally at your mercy, but instead of letting them 'finish me' for you, you saved my life," she mewled. "And I really want to thank you properly."
"Whatever that means," he muttered. Then quickly glanced at the other two before turning back to her. "So you three are giving up crime and gonna live clean, honest and pure lives, just like all the other famous rock stars?"
All three of them broke out in hysterical laughter, Green covering her mouth with both paws and Purple falling on her tummy and pounding the bed with her fists. Pink gripped Yang's chest while guffawing directly into his shoulder. He was a bit confused by their reaction but decided not to ask what was so funny.
Finally they settled down a bit. Purple petted his chest in one long stroke and then pressed her face into his ear while murmuring, "And after she told us what really happened, I felt kind'a bad about so totally beating you up and figured we should make it up to you too."
"Hey! I was holding my own!"
"You won't be 'holding your own' tonight," Green snickered to herself.
Meanwhile, Pink sidled up to Yang. "And I'm just up for some good hard rabbit cock." She ran her paw along the inside of his thigh and added, "You know what they say: 'once you go bunny, all else seems funny.'"
Green suddenly leapt up and pounced on Yang's chest, holding him tight as she leaned in and kissed him hard on his lips. His eyes bulged at first and he was a little frightened by her ferocity, but her kisses were warm and tasted sweet. It took only a moment to become completely lost in them.
Yin stepped out of the restaurant shoved a slip of paper into Yo's food coated hand. "Okay, Yang's in the Chung Pow Kitties' hotel room. Here's the address and room number."
Yo wiped his face with the paper and belched before answering her. "I know I probably shouldn't ask, but let me guess: you cuddled him while pretending you were his mommy who loved him very much, right?"
Yin nodded, ashamed. "But if anyone asks, just say I let him feel me up. Okay?"
"You got it." Then Master Yo kneeled down and looked her in the face. "By the way, you do know we could have found Yang using our Woo Foo, right?"
Yin slapped her head. "D'OH!"
The panda chuckled to himself. "But it's funnier this way."
Yin shook it off. "Anyway, we should hurry. Who knows what horrific things they're doing to him!"
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