Kimmaculate Conniption | By : jackrabbit Category: Kim Possible > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 19341 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 4 |
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The girls were able to talk more or less freely at breakfast, as long as caution was used. All of the males in the household were at some father-son event in Lowerton, and Kim’s mom was in and out of the room, continually interrupted by something or other.
“Excuse me, girls,” Dr. Mrs. Possible said. This time it was a cell phone call. “I have to take this.”
As soon as she left the room, the girls returned to the running stealth topic, Kim’s dong.
“I think there are genetics involved in all this,” Tara said in low tones. “I mean, didn’t you guys notice that the dong is exactly like those of the Kimclones? It’s not some random dick. That’s part of why we got so confused in the first place. Y’know, thinking Kim was a clone. Back when we started the clone road trips, the consensus was that the clones have the dick that Kim would have had if she had been born a guy. And now Kim has one just like it. That can’t be a coincidence.”
Monique scratched her head. “Do you think she got the dong from the clones somehow?”
Kim looked at her askance. “That’s crazy. How could you get a dick from someone just by having them fuck you? Like a dong virus or something?”
“We have all been fucked by the clones,” Bonnie pointed out. “If that was happening, we would all have dongs.”
“But not if it’s a genetic thing,” Tara persisted. “Kim might have gotten one because she was fucked by her own clone. I haven’t been fucked by my clone.”
“But Bonnie has been,” Monique said.
Bonnie looked startled, then fearful. She slid her chair back from the table, lifted her shirt, and shoved a hand into her panties. Then a look of extreme relief rippled across her face. “Nothing there. Shit, don’t scare me like that.”
Dr. Possible re-entered the room at that instant, while Bonnie’s hand was still deep in the panties. She rocked backward in surprise, then put her hands on her hips. “Please, girls. No diddling yourself at the breakfast table.”
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Kim sat at her computer, browsing the internet for transsexual sites. She wasn’t actually a transsexual, but she had the same problem as the pre-ops: completely hiding a dick in girl clothes. Surely she could get some pointers from people who had been doing it for years.
The search wasn’t easy though. For every transsexual discussion board, there were a thousand porn sites with pictures of them. Even explicitly searching for “transsexual hiding dick” pulled up a lot of junk she couldn’t use. Fortunately, adding “discussion” to the keywords pared down the shit.
Eventually she found what she was looking for. The techniques didn’t sound particularly comfortable, especially for a dong her size, but getting caught packing would be way more than uncomfortable. It would be the end of the “Kim Possible” reality show, at least on the Disney Channel. Even though it was their most popular live-action show, it would be terminated immediately and forever, unless a less prudish network picked it up.
Kim tried on some clothes to test what she had learned. Jeans were out, as she had suspected, but skirts would work, as long as they weren’t too tight. She almost wished it was the 1950s again, with the poodle skirts. Plenty of room to conceal a dong in one of those. After some experimentation, looking at herself carefully in the mirror, she thought she might be able to get away with it.
As long as she didn’t get a hardon. She would have to really watch that. There were a lot of cute girls at school, and she often got wet looking at them. Getting sexually excited in public with a dong was not an option. That was embarrassing enough for guys. For someone who wasn’t supposed to even have a dick, it would be catastrophic.
Now that she had the immediate problem worked out, she started on the long range one of getting rid of the fucking thing. She didn’t really want to tell Wade about something as personal as this, but there was no choice. She started to call him on the Kimmunicator, but suddenly stopped. He would probably need a semen sample, so it would probably be better to do that first. She was afraid he might want to watch her do it or something. If the sample was already there when she called, that wasn’t a danger.
Kim went to the kitchen and got a plastic cup, then returned to her bedroom and locked the door. Fortunately, she had a lot of experience at hand jobs, just not with a dick attached to herself. On the other hand, she didn’t have to wait for the guy to tell her what felt good, she would be able to feel it herself. And she had a pretty good idea what would work anyway, having jerked off her own clones on many occasions.
She laid on the bed and got to it. It took no time at all to get hard. She didn’t need porn or other aids, as the events of this morning were fresh on her mind. She replayed the scene with the other girls in her head and wound up with a nice boner.
Kim decided to put the cup in position beforehand, in case she forgot about it and wasted the cum shot. But lying on her back, she couldn’t figure out how to position the dong that the cum wasn’t shooting upward instead of into the cup. She tried a few positions, then eventually leaned up against the wall in a inverted position, her shoulders on the floor, the dick on top hanging downward. It was awkward, but not difficult for a cheerleader. So when she started to cum, all she had to do was hold the cup under the dick and it would pour right in.
Kim started jerking, again using the memory of the earlier sex for stimulation. Even though it was her first time spanking the monkey, she had absolutely no trouble bringing herself to orgasm. Unfortunately, she was enjoying it so much that she forgot that forgot her reason for doing it and didn’t bring up the cup to catch the cum. So it went into her face again, all of it this time.
She raged at herself, sputtering cum. Shit! Ya dumb bitch! After all that, ya wasted it! Then after she calmed down, she mentally shrugged. Oh, well, plenty more where that came from, I guess.
Kim washed her face, then tried again an hour or so later. This time she got the sample into the cup, but she had underestimated the volume. The cup overflowed and the excess went into her face again. Fuck! I’m three for three. Three cum shots, three facials. But at least I got the sample this time.
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