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Playmates	By : beeftony Category: Kim Possible > Het- Male/Female > Ron/Shego Views: 19592 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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MATURE CONTENT WARNING: This story contains graphic descriptions of sexual acts between two consenting adults. If this bothers you, or if you are not of legal age to be reading such materials, or if reading adult materials is prohibited in your area, STOP READING NOW.

A/N: I’d like to address a concern of a reader in the first chapter who said that soap does not make good lubricant. I was not aware of this. However, I am not changing it. Any changes made at this point would interrupt the flow and consequently the sexiness of the scene, which I cannot allow. Instead, I will just be operating according to the “rule of cool.” In other words, if it’s sexy, it doesn’t matter if it’s practical or not. The show on which this fiction is based isn’t exactly a model for realism and consistency as it is.

This chapter was inspired by a conversation I had with fellow author Ffordesoon over the euphemisms I use in my sex scenes. I hope you find it as hilarious as I did.

The title of this chapter shares its name with a song by the artist Poison. Check it out.

Chapter 2
Talk Dirty to Me

“So…” Shego said as she traced lazy circles across Ron’s chest. “You up for another round?”

Sweaty, breathing heavily, and all around exhausted, Ron looked up at her with an incredulous expression on his face.

“Shego, we’ve been going at it for over three hours now.”

“Yeah, so what?”

“So what? I’m pretty sure that I’m going raw down there, I’m almost completely dehydrated, and I can barely even move. I think I need a break.”

She shrugged and helped him to stand up. “Whatever. You lasted a lot longer than I expected you to. I’m impressed.”

“Thanks. Means a lot,” Ron groaned as he limped over to the table where food awaited him. Shego supported the teen with an arm around his shoulder, though she needed the support as much as he did with the way she was limping. Three straight hours of getting pounded between the legs will do that to a person. Good thing she healed fast.

“Shego?” Ron asked as soon as they got to the table and plopped into their respective chairs.

“Yeah?”

“Are you even the least bit concerned that we haven’t been using protection?”

Shego was about to bite into an energy bar, but she froze when she heard that comment. Ron thought for a second that he saw a little bit of fear in her eyes. It was only there for a moment, however.

“You don’t need to worry about that,” she replied casually. “I can’t have kids. The meteor that gave me my powers also gave me ovarian cancer, and I had a full hysterectomy when I was only a teenager. Best part is that means no periods.”

Ron looked at her in utter shock. “And… you’re cool with it?”

The pale villainess shrugged. “Why wouldn’t I be? I got over it a long time ago. Cancer hasn’t resurfaced since, and I can fuck anybody I want without any fear of consequences.”

“What about STDs?”

“Oh please,” she dismissed with a wave of her hand. “Even if I did catch any, my immune system is so supercharged by the plasma powers that it won’t even get the chance to do any harm. The sucky part is that it doesn’t protect me from little illnesses like the common cold, which is why I got sick that one time Princess sneezed on me. But stuff like AIDS, herpes and gonorrhea? No sweat.”

“But….”

“Look, Stoppable,” Shego said firmly. “I’m evil. I don’t want to have kids. The fact that I don’t have periods either gives me complete freedom to do whatever or whoever I want, when I want, and not have to worry about maintaining myself down there. The vagina is a self-cleaning organ.”

Ron cringed. “Could you please not call it that?”

“What? Vagina?”

He screwed his eyelids shut and grit his teeth. “Yeah, that.”

“It’s a clinical term. What would you rather I use?”

“Well, I don’t know….”

“Button?”

“Nah, that doesn’t even make sense.”

“Labia?”

“EWWW!”

“Cun—”

“NO, DEFINITELY NOT THAT!” he shouted before she could finish.

“Pussy?”

“I could live with that.”

“Good. Now what should we call your penis?”

“Huh?”

“Well if you’re gonna go around renaming my girl parts I at least deserve the same, right?”

“I… guess.”

“How about Mr. Happy?”

Ron raised an eyebrow.

“I'll take that as a no. Cock?”

“I’m not a rural alarm clock, Shego.”

“Pecker?”

“Enough with the rooster jokes!”

“Dick?”

“Nah, makes me think of that ‘Moby Dick’ book. I couldn’t understand a word of that damn thing!”

“Few people can. Shaft?”

“Do I look like Samuel L. Jackson?”

Shego actually laughed. “I’d never have figured you for the sarcastic type, Stoppable. You’re usin’ a lot of my lines.”

“Yeah, well, you’ve kinda been rubbin’ off on me.”

“And now you’re even making innuendo! Oh, they grow up so fast,” Shego said proudly, placing a hand to her chest. “Okay, fine, how ‘bout Ron Junior?”

“Okay, that’ll do for now. I mean, since I can’t have kids with you, I suppose I'll have to trust someone to carry on the family legacy.” He froze. “I'm sorry! I didn’t mean to—”

She held up a hand. “It’s alright, Stoppable. You can joke about it. Actually I’d prefer it if you didn’t take it too seriously.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

They stared at each other for a few moments before Ron became increasingly aware of something. “Um, Shego?”

“Yeah?”

“I think… uh… Ron Junior’s ready for another round with your….”

“Just say it.”

“Er… pussy,” he managed to squeak.

She smirked. “That’s a dirty mouth ya got there, Stoppable.”

“Yeah, well….”

“I like dirty,” she growled sultrily as she stood up, all thoughts of food banished for now. “Talk dirty to me, Ron.”

Ron, still sitting down, was suddenly alarmed when Shego’s shaved lower regions came within inches of his face.

“Uh, Shego?”

“Hey, I gave you oral sex last night and most of this morning,” she argued. “You can at least return the favor.”

“But what if….”

“What if what?”

“What if it doesn’t… taste good?”

“I can’t say I know for sure,” Shego admitted as she sauntered over to the couch. Ron followed. “But given your penchant for eating a lot of nasty stuff, I think you can handle it. I had to put up with your…” she giggled, “…Ron Junior even after it went up my ass, after all.”

“Okay, I suppose fair’s fair,” Ron conceded. He leaned over and screwed his eyes shut, as though actually watching what he was doing would make him vomit. The very thought of what he was about to do certainly made him feel a little nauseous.

He was surprised when he felt a strong hand grab his forehead, halting his progress. Was Shego reconsidering? Just to be sure, he opened his eyes and looked up at her.

“Silly Ronnie,” Shego admonished, shaking her head. “You don’t go in from the front….”

Before he could ask what she meant, she was on all fours, bending over and thrusting her rear in his face. Once more he caught a glimpse of her from behind, and once again, he found himself strangely aroused.

Like so many things connected to the green woman, her… pussy (why the hell couldn’t he even think it?!) was green. He figured it looked sort of like a taco covered in guacamole sauce (guaco?). Hey, maybe he should try that next time he was at Bueno Nacho….

‘Head in the game, Stoppable!’ Ron scolded himself. ‘Okay, so you’ve got an incredibly hot girl shoving her… pussy in your face, and she expects you to… well… eat her. Why am I not as grossed out as I thought I’d be?’ he wondered. ‘Okay, you’ve paused for way too long. She’s obviously gonna think something’s wrong now. You could be losing a lot if you don’t make your decision in the next five seconds, Stoppable, so head in the game!’ He paused and raised his eyebrow as he realize that last sentence had sounded a lot like Mr. Barkin yelling at him.

‘Maybe I shouldn’t mention that to her,’ he thought. ‘Or anybody, for that matter. Well, maybe a therapist. Damn it! Focus!’

“You okay, back there, Stoppable?”

“Uh… yeah….” He gulped. “I’m fine.”

“Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as you think it is. C’mon, you had a different head there earlier. What’s so different about it now?”

‘What’s so different? Your ass is in my face!’ he retorted mentally. What if his nose ended up… there while he was doing… that to her?

“I… I’m just not comfortable with this. I mean, it’s not like you haven’t maintained yourself down there, it’s just….”

“Shut up and lick me, Stoppable.”

“I’m sorry, what?”

“I said shut up and lick me. I gave you head last night and this morning and I'll be damned if I don’t get payback for that. You’re thinking too fucking much about this. Just quit whining and do it.”

“Shego, I….”

“You know, you always were such a wuss when it came to decision-making,” Shego sneered, turning her head around to look at him. “And why wouldn’t you be? You had Kimmie to think for you. And of course she’d never make you do anything that made you feel uncomfortable.”

“Well, that’s true….”

“I’m not her, Stoppable. You will eat me out down there, and you won’t say another word about it. Because until you do, you’re not getting anything more from me.”

“But that’s not fair!” he whined.

“Life’s not fair, Stoppable, and neither am I. Now shut the hell up and lick me, Goddammit!”

“Yes maam,” he squeaked, screwing his eyelids shut and leaning forward, his tongue extended.

The first thing he noticed when he got close was how… well, “nice” wasn’t the right word to describe how she smelled down there, but it certainly didn’t smell as horrible as he thought it would. His tongue made contact a moment later and he discovered that she didn’t taste quite so bad either. Experimentally, he dipped his tongue inside her with the same hesitant care he would exercise if her were dipping his toe in cold water.

She tasted good.

He couldn’t quite describe how she tasted, as this whole thing was completely new to him, but he knew it was good and he wanted more. He plunged his tongue completely inside of her, causing the pale woman to gasp at the intrusion. He grabbed each of her thighs to brace himself and then went to work with his tongue.

He started out slowly, lapping at her with surprising hunger, savoring her taste as juices rapidly flooded her innermost chamber. Shego let out several moans as her nerve centers were stimulated. Ron’s tongue occasionally came into contact with her clit, which sent jolts of electricity shooting through her.

Shego suddenly surprised the boy by pushing back, which resulted in him lying underneath her, still licking away eagerly at her inner folds. Her new position offered Shego a target of opportunity, and she took it without hesitation.

Hey, if the boy was brave enough to give her head, he deserved the same, right?

Of course she had already given him several blowjobs that morning, but he tasted good and she honestly loved the feeling of cock in her mouth. She chuckled quietly to herself as she bobbed up and down on Ron’s dick while he continued to lap away at her lower region. This boy was something else.

Ron had never quite understood the sexual connotations of the term “69,” but now that he was experiencing it firsthand, he finally got it. Shego tasted incredible, and he could only hope that the pale woman felt the same about him as he felt her coat his manhood with spit. He eagerly returned the favor by burrowing his tongue deeper into her, not noticing nor caring that his nose had begun to take on a distinctive shade of brown. The resultant wave of juices would wash it all off anyway.

Coincidence seemed to side with Ron, because both of them came at the exact same moment, erupting in each other’s mouths. Ron continued to lick even as he swallowed her essence, wanting more and more of the sweet substance that he never knew existed until now. Shego meanwhile relished the taste of his semen, greedily swallowing every last drop. After several moments of basking in the afterglow, they detangled themselves from each other and assumed a more normal position of just sitting on the couch.

“I don’t think the Naco is my favorite food anymore,” Ron admitted breathlessly as soon as he could speak. “And trust me, that’s sayin’ a lot. You taste incredible.”

“You don’t taste so bad yourself,” Shego complimented slyly. “See what happens when you take a chance?”

Ron nodded. “KP would have never done that to me.”

“Which is why you made the right decision in dumping the bitch.”

“Hey, I didn’t dump her. I broke up with her. There’s a difference.”

“Only if you’re a fucking teenager.”

“Which I am.”

“True.”

“Trust me, we’re still friends. So I don’t like it that you’re talking about her that way.”

“Tough. I may respect her abilities, but I hate her guts. She’s too much of a goodie-goodie.”

“Okay, I can live with that, I guess. I mean it’s not like I expected this to be a real relationship where you actually give a damn about what I say.”

“See, you really do have a brain up there. Glad to see you’re finally usin’ it.”

“I was being sarcastic, Shego,” Ron deadpanned.

“Hey, I told you before, we’re not dating. We’re fucking. And having a damn good time doing it, I might add. Which is why it would suck if we had to end it because somebody got a little too greedy and wanted an actual emotional relationship.”

“I’m just saying I don’t like you talking about her like that,” Ron explained. “I didn’t say you had to stop.”

“Well at least you’re being honest about it.”

“A lot of relationships are built on honesty, you know,” the sidekick pointed out, if for no other reason than to provoke the pale woman. It wasn’t very smart, he knew, but then Ron Stoppable rarely did anything that anyone would consider smart.

“Shut the hell up,” she ordered, lighting one of her hands.

Ron obeyed her command by clamping his lips together and nodding his head rapidly up and down.

Shego chuckled. “You up for another round?” She spread her legs and began fingering her clit.

Ron eyed her hungrily. “You know it,” he said.
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Okay, yes, I know these chapters have been a bit on the short side and haven’t really addressed what’s happening on the outside yet, but I just got so caught up in this idea that it didn’t feel right including it with the rest of the scenes I have planned, so I just left it as its own chapter. I hope the character development was enough, at least. Shego’s clearly not out to baby Stoppable, and when she wants something, she gets it. Oh, and 69ing is sexy as hell. I’m just saying.

See you all next chapter!

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