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CAUGHT!!!!	By : Ramsey Category: +1 through F > Daria Views: 16280 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Breakfast that morning was certainly an interesting affair. Once Daria had finished in the bathroom and snuck into her room, avoiding contact with anybody in her family, she had ventured downstairs for breakfast. She already knew here mom wouldn’t be there because of a breakfast meeting, which would make the morning ritual of disregard a little easier to deal with.

If Quinn’s head was any further bent over into her cereal she would need mouth-to-mouth when she started to drown. Her father as normal was hidden behind the morning paper in his usual attempt to avoid contact with his family. At least this morning he had a good reason. Thinking Quinn is PMSing no doubt has him strung tighter then a locked spring.

This was proven when Daria shook her fathers shoulder to get his attention and he nearly bolted out of his seat looking as if he was about to be killed.

“Mind if I have the business section, dad?” Daria asked.

At the sound of her voice it was Quinn’s turn to bolt out of her seat, saying something about an emergency fashion club meeting this morning before fleeing out the door in a streak of pink.

Jake gave a loud sigh of relief when Quinn was gone. “I thought she would never leave!”

“You know if you want to get rid of Quinn hit men are very cheap this time of year,” Daria said from behind the paper.

“That’s not what I meant!” Jake said. “She was just acting so weird and quiet! I thought she was going to snap at any minute!”

“Yeah, periods are regular time bombs. Just going off unexpectedly,” Daria intoned.

“Daria…” her father started nervously. “Is it true about…what they say…”

“Yes, dad, bounty really is the quicker picker upper,” she cut in still reading.

“No! I mean about when…females live together…they get it…together.” Jake finally managed to mumble out, eyeing his daughter like a ticking time bomb.

Daria looked up from her paper and asked her father, “Gee dad, are you trying to bond with me through my monthly cycles. I’d only be too happy to discuss all the bloody details.”

Jake sweated for a second before raising his paper again without a word. Daria gave a little smile and went back to her own.

Daria left the house and headed for Jane’s to pick her up. Daria harbored the hidden belief that if she didn’t pick up Jane she would just stay home and paint all day. She knocked on the door and as usual Jane answered, ready to go.

“Ready for a fun filled day of school?” Jane asked as she closed and locked the door.

“Why? Is the water supply being spiked today?” Daria asked.

“That was my idea for my science project. Can you believe the teacher said that was illegal? As if science couldn’t benefit from seeing Kevin and Britney tripping out.” Jane went on.

“I suppose its sciences loss. Can I ask you something?” Daria suddenly inquired.

“If its about Trent’s underwear drawer I cont help you there,” Jane joked.

“No. Have you ever…caught one of your siblings doing something you never thought they would?” Daria asked, looking to the ground.

“Yeah, my blackmail list is quite extensive. Once I caught Trent in dad’s drawers as a kid. The contents of which will never be uttered onto this earth.” Jane intoned.

“Okay, but what about when they are in their room…possibly naked…and masturbating…” Daria finally managed to say.

Jane stopped dead in her track and just stared at Daria with her usual expression.

“Are you trying to say that you caught Quinn petting her cat?” Jane asked.

“Yep,” Daria confirmed. For three of the longest seconds of my life.”

“This morning?”

“Yep”

Jane thought about it for a second and said, “You’re paying for the pizza after school.”

“Why?” Daria asked.

“Because you will be filthy rich after you hang this over her head,” Jane said. “So how was she doing it, free handed or foreign object?”

“She had a pink vibrator. Pink to match her sheets I bet. And I don’t think I’ll be using this against her.” Daria intoned as they reached school.

“Why not? You’ve waited for something this big your whole life.” Jane reminded Daria at Jane’s locker.

“It freaks me out too much. Sure Quinn is popular and goes out on dates but I never thought of her as a sexual creature. Especially not one to bring about her own satisfaction. It shatters my whole image of her.”

They walked down the crowded halls until they get to Daria’s locker.

“So instead of just a brain-dead, vacuous ninny, you have to think of her as a sexual brain-dead, vacuous ninny. Yeah I can see the conflict.” Jane stated sarcastically.

“You don’t get it,” Daria said, closing her locker. “Seeing Quinn like that is like your parents doing having sex. It not something that is supposed to happen let along witnessed.

“Ah! What are you getting all uptight about,” Jane said outside her class, before going in she said, “I mean the fact is everybody does it, right?” and she disappeared inside.

She didn’t notice that Daria’s eyes went wide with shock when Jane said that.

It had never crossed Daria’s mind to think how many people did that. Jane just said everybody did.

“But I don’t…” she said to herself before walking to her class in a daze.

This day was not going well.
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