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Seeking Humanity	By : nightfire69 Category: Transformers > G1 > Het - M/F Views: 2218 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Feedback: Yes I would like some
Warnings: Swearing, lots of sexual innuendo and interesting conversations in bed.
Main Character(s): Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Thrust, Ramjet, Dirge, and Erica.
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Thrust, Ramjet, Dirge, Megatron, Optimus Prime, the Decepticons, or the Autobots; they are owned by Hasbro. I do own Erica Witwicky.
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As Daniel ran outside and to the garage to get the wet/dry vac, where he saw Starscream tinkering with what looked like the lawn mower. “Hi, Starscream. What are you working on?”
“I was just sharpening the mower blades,” said Starscream as he noticed Danny scrounging around the garage, “and what are you doing out here?”

“Looking for the wet/dry vac.”

Starscream looked puzzled and put down the lawn mower an asked Daniel, “Why do you need the wet/dry vac for?”

Finding the wet/dry vac, Danny then tells Starscream, “Go look for yourself.”

Meanwhile Thundercracker called Erica on her cell phone. “Um, Ricky, it’s TC.”

“Hay, TC, what’s up?” said Erica on the other end of the line.

“We need laundry soap.”

“Why? I bought some two weeks ago.”

“I know, but Thrust used a whole box and now there is laundry detergent foam all aver the place.”

“HE DID WHAT?” snapped Erica.

That’s when the guilt set in for Thundercracker, “I’m so very sorry he did it.”

“He had better have that cleaned up before we get home and if he breaks it I’ll break him!” grumbled Erica.

“Okay, I’ll let Thrust know.”

“Bye, Thundercracker.” Said Erica with a heavy sigh.

“Bye, Erica.” Replied Thundercracker as he hung up the phone and looked toward the laundry closet with Ramjet and Thrust trying to stop the washer.

“Come on Thrust put your back into it.” Grumbled Ramjet as he and Thrust tried to open the washer door.

“I’m trying, I’m trying!” said Thrust with a low snarl, “We almost have it…”

And that’s when the washer door came loose. Throwing Ramjet and Trust off their feet, slamming them into the downstairs bathroom and having Thrust’s clothes fly everywhere. At the same time, Starscream opened the garage door to see a large wall of foam and then quickly having a pair of Thrust’s wet underwear smack him in the face.
Pulling the wet piece of clothing of his face, Starscream looked at it to see what hit him. Then quickly identifying the type of clothing that hit him, Starscream yelled at the top of his lungs, “Discussing!” before throwing the underwear back into the wall of foam. With a heavy sigh, Starscream quietly shut the door in front of him and pinched the bridge of his nose with his thumb and index finger.

Daniel saw Starscream’s facial expression. It was the same look that his second cousin Erica got when she was frustrated at a situation that she had no control over. Anyway, Danny was curious of what hit Starscream in the face, so he took a very deep breath an asked the Seeker commander, “Um, what just hit you?”

Starscream just looked at Daniel who was clutching the wet/dry vac as if the kid was prepared to use it to defend himself. Daniel was scared of him, despite of the human form he now had. Starscream found this slightly pleasing, even in human form he had an aura of power over someone. Smiling at the boy, Starscream said, “Thrust’s wet underwear. I just hope it was clean.”

That’s when he heard Daniel starts to snicker a little bit. That’s when Starscream realized what he just said. Even he had to admit to himself that it did sound funny, so he started to chuckle a little too.

“Well, the situation can’t fix itself if I’m not around to see it gets fix now can I.” stated Starscream.

“Especially if Thrust is involved.” Daniel replied back as he handed Starscream the wet/dry vac.

Leaving the garage and walking back to the font door of the house, Starscream then said, “You have no fucking idea.”

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At the Super Eddy’s parking lot, Dirge and Skywarp packed the back of the minivan with groceries while Erica was in the driver’s seat banging her head on the steering wheel because of the stupidity of Thrust still not getting how to do a load of laundry properly. The only saving grace Erica had there at the house was Starscream. He was the closest thing to a true responsible adult there. If you can call it that. He did have his moments, but Erica had to admit when it came to acting like a true man in her eyes, Starscream was it. Compared to the guys that she dated in past who tried their damnest to avoid responsibility altogether, Starscream on the other hand never avoided it, he took it on full boar with no regrets and liked it.

In an odd sense Starscream could be considered decent boyfriend material. ‘Boyfriend material nothing,’ Erica thought to herself, ‘husband material is more like it. He’s smart, very responsible, he gets things done on time, he makes a girl feel safe, and… And what?’ ‘He is not really human. He is really a huge alien robot that can transform into a F-15 Eagle fighter jet an is the enemy of your friends the Autobots.’ Said the voice that was reality settling in her mind, ‘He infamous for stabbing his leader in the back, whether its Megatron or whomever is in charge of the Decepticons at the time, at every possible opportunity. He’s a selfish, stubborn, an egomaniacal sociopath with strong murderous intentions, and you two share the same bed together!’

“All packed and ready to go.” Said Skywarp enthusiastically as he sat in the back set of the packed minivan. He was looking to see how bad Thrust was going to get it from Erica when they got back. That’s when he noticed that Erica’s mind was elsewhere. Dirge seemed to notice this too. In fact he was a bit concerned with seeing the look on her face.

“Erica is everything okay?” asked Dirge as he waved his right hand in front of her face to get her attention.

She quickly snapped out of her thoughts and focused on the task at hand, driving them home and dealing with Thrust. “Oh, yea, just deep in thought that’s all. Nothing to get worried about.”

Dirge just folded his arms and nodded his head in agreement.

Skywarp just shook his head and waved his right index finger between Erica and Dirge in disapproval, “Tisk, tisk, tisk. Deep thinking isn’t very healthy.”

“As if you had the brains to think!” snapped Dirge.

“Hay, at least I know how to wash my clothes in a washing machine and how much detergent to use per load!” Skywarp said in defense, “Unlike some dumb Seekers we know.”

“Don’t remind me.” Said Erica as she started the minivan, “Hay, Dirge.”

Looking at Erica, “Yea, what?”

“Can you turn the radio on? I need to hear something that doesn’t remind me of Thrust and soap suds.” She asked.

“No problem.” Said Dirge as he turned the radio on.

As the radio station finished a song, the DJ came on with an urgent news report. “We have some braking news folks, the notorious serial bugler and rapist known as Jeffery Lee Munich who is best known as Casanova Rogue is on the lose in the Airy Heights area between Center City and Autobot City. Authorities from both cities are having a trouble capturing him and advise everyone in the Airy Heights to lock their doors and windows and report any suspicious activity right away. Mr. Munich is well armed and dangerous. Now a few words from this stations sponsors.

“That’s our neighborhood isn’t it?” asked Dirge.

“Yep.” Said Erica, as if dealing with six humanized Seekers wasn’t bad enough for her, now she had to put up with rapist and thief in her neighborhood too.

Skywarp wasn’t impressed, “Figures. Those Autobots can’t do anything right. They can’t even take care of one troublesome human, how can they even try to deal with us Decepticons!”

“He does have a point.” Said Dirge in agreement with Skywarp.

‘Oh, brother.’ Thought Erica as they drove back home.

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Walking into the kitchen and looking toward the large pile of foam, Starscream and Daniel looked at each other and back at the large pile of foam. Starscream sighed while Daniel grabbed the electrical cord from the wet/dry vac and hunted down a dry outlet that was near by. As Daniel was doing this, Starscream started barking orders at Thrust.

“Thrust. Front and center. Now!” snapped Starscream as he pointed to the floor in front of him.

Quickly Thrust run up to Starscream and saluted in respect to his air commander, “Yes, Starscream?”

Narrowing his eyes, Starscream gave a cold and very commanding stare at Thrust and said in an icy cold tone, “As of this moment you will be supervised in using the washing machine, the dryer an any an all home appliances until Erica and I can see that you can successfully use such items on your own! Is that understood?”

Thrust was scared now, he quickly lowered his head and quietly said, “Yes sir, commander Starscream, sir.”

“Now, go pick up your clothes, put them in a laundry basket and after that you will here at the kitchen table till I say otherwise. Is that also understood?” said Starscream to the now humiliated Seeker.

Thrust then followed Starscream’s orders to the letter as he saw his commander vacuum up the foam and wet carpet with the wet/dry vac.

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The rest of the day was calm and quiet. Thrust punishment was having him bring in all the groceries and put them away; by himself as Erica dried his clothes showing Thrust how to use the dryer properly. To much humiliation and embarrassment of Thrust. Carly picked Daniel up without a hitch. Otherwise a calm evening.
A few hours latter everyone was asleep, except Starscream, who was in the master bathroom doing his business, an Erica who seemed to be suffering from a small bout of insomnia. All was quiet. Too quiet until Erica heard the toilet flush and then she saw Starscream’s figure walk passed her and then sit down on his side of the bed.

Erica’s mind wandered back to the thoughts she had about Starscream earlier that day. ‘Am I really sharing a bed with a sociopath? I mean, is he really that bad of a guy? He seemed to handle Thrust with out any problems without me being here and he was descent to Danny. Responsible, good with kids. Defiantly qualities for a good husband, but then we are talking about Starscream here, not somebody would consider the husband type. Erica my dear, you got problems.’
Seeing Starscream slip under the sheets, lay back and folded his arms behind his head. Erica just turned to lay on her right side so she could quietly ogle the humanoid form of the Decepticon air commander. As he laid there, Starscream looked at the ceiling and feeling like he was being watched, he asked Erica, “Can’t sleep?”

Thus caught Erica off guard. She didn’t think he was paying any attention to her, then she quickly replied, “No, I’m too wide awake. You?”

“I’m not sleepy just yet.” Said Starscream.

All was silent for a minute or two till Starscream asked her, “What are you thinking about?”

“Nothing.” She lied, ‘If you really knew what I was thinking about you might what to kill me.’

Then he said, “You’re lying.”

‘How in the fuck does he know I’m lying to him?’ she thought to herself, “What makes you so sure of that? Do you have a lie detector implanted in you or something?”

Starscream just snickered lightly, “I just know you, that’s all.”

‘He knows me? What the hell.’ Was the first thing that popped in her mind then she asked him, “Okay wise guy, if you know me so damn well tell me this. Do you know what my favorite color is?”

“Royal Purple.”

“Okay, what is my favorite type of flower?”

“Roses, preferably in the color of black.”

She was flabbergasted. ‘How does he know this stuff?’ So Erica thought asking him a few more questions shouldn’t hurt and to see how much Starscream really knew about her.

“Who is my favorite writer?” she asked him.

“H.P. Lovecraft.”

“Favorite artist?”

“Salvador Dali.”
“Favorite Movie?”

“Close Encounters of the Third Kind.”

“Favorite Television Show?”

“Anything that hast to do with astrophysics or cosmology.”

“Favorite Food?”

“Boneless baby-back bar-b-q ribs that is thick with hot and spicy honey bar-b-q sauce.”

“My height?”

“Five foot eleven.”

“My weight?”

“One hundred and fifty pounds.”

Now she was getting irate. ‘How dare Starscream know this much information about me! Well I know one thing he doesn’t know about me.’

Or at least Erica thought Starscream didn’t know.

Sitting up in the bed, she glared at him as he slowly sat up and stared at right strait back at her.

“Okay, mister know-it-all answer me this question. What is my bra size?”

All Starscream could do was give Erica an evil smile and said, “You have 40C breasts my dear. Don’t deny it.” With a I know everything about you tone in his voice.

Well that did it. She was pissed. ‘How in the fucking hell does he know that? Has he been peeking in my underwear drawer or has he been feeling me up in my sleep in the middle of the night?’

“Well, do you have any more questions to ask me?” asked Starscream with that infamous cocky smile of his.

“A matter of fact, I do.” Said Erica till she was nose to nose to the Decepticon air commander. Then in a take your best shot voice, she asked him, “What is my favorite sexual position?”

He stared at her for what seemed a long time and said, “That, I do not know.”
“Ha!” said Erica in triumph as she stuck her tongue out at him.

He took that as a challenge and stuck his tongue back at her. Well they kept sticking their tongues out at each other like a couple of preschoolers for a few minutes till both of their tongues touched each other. Both of them quickly covered their mouths and turned their backs to each other as they laid back down in the bed.

“Hate to tell you Erica, I will find out that one too.” Said Starscream coldly.

“I would love to see you try.” She said arrogantly.

“Oh, count on it.” Replied Starscream with a shit eating grin on his face.
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