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Inner-Ed	By : mysticlynx Category: +1 through F > Ed, Edd, and Eddy Views: 8515 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed Edd and Eddy, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Disclaimer: Once again, I don’t own Ed, Edd, and Eddy, so leave me alone.
Special thanks to Ghosthelwig, for keeping me writing, and Darthelwig, for kicking my ass if I didn’t.
Warning: This chapter is very slash! Viewer Discretion is advised…or something

Eddy was momentarily distracted from Edd’s glowing eyes to consider his comment. “Miss me? Are you feeling okay, Double-D?” Eddy asked. “You took quite a wallop to the head back there…”
“Oh, I feel positively exquisite!” Edd replied, still sounding like a content kitten. “I can see things so clearly now!”
“Um…Okay.” Eddy replied as he bent down to retrieve the dropped washcloth. “Maybe you should lay down, Double-D. You could be running a fever.” This was the only logical explanation to Eddy for Edd’s odd behavior.
“Feverish?” Edd replied, smiling like a cat who got the canary. “Highly unlikely! Although I am a bit hotter than usual…That can be easily remedied.” Without any warning, Edd yanked off his shirt in one swift motion. ”Ah, much better!” He tossed the offending shirt to the floor. ”Now for this uncomfortable hat of mine!”
Eddy could only stare as Edd wrenched his cap off his head, the raven locks underneath flowing down his back. His throat had become uncomfortably dry as he watched Edd run his fingers through his hair. His pants also seemed to be disagreeing with him at the moment.
“Double-D, Y-Your hat…” Words failed Eddy. It was as if his voice had been sucked dry from his throat when Edd’s hat fluttered to the floor.
Edd stopped stroking his hair long enough to look at Eddy. “Are you okay, Eddy? You look a bit pale.”
“I’m fine!” Eddy replied, in a voice to shrill to be his own. He berated himself for acting so weak. “Nothing’s wrong with me! You’re the one that’s acting weird!”
Eddy almost felt like he was back to normal. Almost, until Edd took his pants off. Edd was now standing there in only black silk boxers.
“Weird?” Edd asked, honestly confused. “How do you mean?”
Eddy was visibly sweating now. He was honestly considering making a break for it, but he knew something was wrong with his friend. He wasn’t about to leave just because he was acting a bit odd. He was a lot more loyal to his friends than anyone knew or he cared to admit. Hell, if the situation arose, he would be even more loyal than Ed.
Wait-a-minute… Eddy thought. Where the hell is Ed?
Ed was already half-way across the cul-de-sac, muttering to himself. “Must find help for Double-D…Must find help for Double-D.”
Suddenly, the ground began to rumble. Before Ed could even react, he was trampled by a rather old and obese pig.
Rolf followed close behind panting. “Wilfred! Rolf has had it with you and your shenanigans! Get back here before Rolf throws you into your pig pen!” A squeal was his only response.
Rolf sighed, frustrated. He had been spoiling that swine entirely too much for his own good. Wilfred was angry with him for changing his usual vegetable variety swill for a new brand of weight-reducing dog food Nana made him try.
He knew that pig was too smart to come back to him on his own accord. Rolf would need someone to retrieve him for him. Someone strong and not too bright in the head…
Rolf jumped suddenly, startled. The earth had begun to move underneath Rolf’s feet and Wilfred was nowhere to be seen!
“Why does Rolf stand on Ed’s head?” Came a voice beneath Rolf’s feet. Rolf looked down and saw Ed’s dopey, smiling face between his feet.
“Oh! Sorry, small-in-the-brain, Ed-boy!” Rolf said as he stepped off Ed’s face. “Rolf did not see you there!”
“That is okay, Rolf. Ed did not see himself either!”
Rolf did not bother with Ed. He was about to bid Ed adieu when an idea struck him. “Ed-boy, you like chickens, yes?” Rolf asked, a sly smirk on his lips.
Ed’s face brightened even more than it already was, if that were even possible. “Chickens?” Ed asked hopefully.
Rolf smirked even wider, he knew how gullible Ed was. “Yes chickens! How would the Ed-boy feel if Rolf were to give him a chicken for a little favor?”
Ed was already jumping up and down on his toes by this point. “Ed would be as happy as a skunk in a garbage heap!”
“Then Rolf shall make you a humble distraction in the capture of his pig Wilfred!” Rolf declared, fist raised.
“Here, Here!” Ed exclaimed, saluting. He had no idea what was going on, but if it involved chickens, he would do anything!
“Don’t just stand there, Ed-boy!” Rolf exclaimed, bringing out a carrot from his pocket. “We have a swine to catch!” Rolf began marching off in the direction his pig went.
“Aye, aye, Captain! A sailing we will go!”
Ed began following Rolf when something nagged at his chicken-addled brain. Was there something important he was supposed to be doing before Rolf came by? He thought hard, but just as quickly as it came it became lost among the chickens.
“Today, Ed-Boy!” Rolf shouted, becoming impatient.
“I am coming Rolf!” Ed sang as he galloped after Rolf.
Eddy was decidedly not as carefree as Ed was at the moment. In fact, he was the complete opposite. Edd began advancing on him when he noticed how nervous he looked. Every time Edd advance one step, Eddy backed up two. This was not helping Edd’s concern for Eddy any either.
“Eddy, you are acting quite odd. Perhaps you should lay down so I can make you feel better.”
Eddy swallowed hard. There was no seductive tone in Edd’s voice when he said that, but he was certain he saw a suspicious glint in his already glowing eyes. Could Double-D be coming on to him? I mean, sure, he knew he was desirable. But, he didn’t know Double-D swung that way. Because he certainly didn’t.
Eddy kept telling himself this, but there was two parts of him that didn’t seem to believe him and one part was trying to make itself more comfortable in his pants. The other part was in his chest and it was constricting whenever Edd got closer to him. It wasn’t a painful squeeze either, it was more of a yearning. Of what, Eddy did not know.
Eddy hadn’t even realized it at the time, but he had still been backing away from his friend. His back bumping into something solid had come as a complete surprise to him. Eddy had been backed into a corner, literally, and Edd was still advancing. Eddy began to panic.
Eddy attempted to take charge of the situation. “Look Double-D, I’m perfectly fine!” He waved his arms around for emphasis. “It’s you I’m worried about, you were the one that got hit by the machines ray!” He was humiliated when he realized that his voice was coming out as a squeak. But, he continued. “You should beng dng down!”
Edd stopped in his tracks, confused. Eddy was already congratulating himself for brilliantly talking through the situation, but his victory was short-loved. Edd’s mouth quirked into an odd smile. A smile that sent shivers down Eddy’s spine. “Machine ray? What are you talking about?” Edd replied. “I don’t remember being hit by any ray. You must be sicker than I first anticipated.” Either Eddy’s eyes were failing him or Edd had just licked his lips. He continued in a purr. “Perhaps we should get you in more suitable clothing for bed. I’ll help you with that…”
Oh God… Eddy thought. He’s coming on to me!
Eddy began spluttering nonsense as Edd drew closer. But, the words that were coming out of his mouth were too scrambled to understand. He had run out of options and was ready and willing to just run out of the room for help. Until he noticed that Edd was about to trip over his own forgotten shoes.
“Hey, look out!” Eddy cried.
Too late. Edd had already tripped and, with a small cry, was falling to the floor. Eddy acted immediately out of instinct and, before Edd fell to the floor, grabbed his friend and broke the fall with his own body. Edd was now lying on top of Eddy on Edd’s perfectly vacuumed floor.
“Are you okay?” Eddy asked, his concern overriding his current situation.
“Y-Yeah.” Edd replied, looking up to meet Eddy’s eyes.
Eddy froze. When Edd had landed on top of him, his hands had instinctively wrapped around Edd’s back and their legs had tangled together. Each body part was aligned perfectly and, except for the fact that Eddy was taller, they were perfectly symmetrical. Nothing in Eddy’s whole life had ever felt so right.
Edd felt so…light. His slight form a contrast to Eddy’s own muscular one. Eddy’s hands had begun running up and down Edd’s back on their own accord and coming up to play with hi s hair. Edd sighed contentedly and involuntarily rubbed his groin against Eddy’s. A jolt of pleasure ran through Eddy’s body and it increased when he realized that Double-D was hard.
Eddy was already aching by now and Double-D’s glowing, passion-filled eyes weren’t helping him. When Edd licked his lips again, Eddy couldn’t take it anymore. He gently grabbed Double-D’s face and brought it up to his own. Without thinking of the consequences, he pulled him down and kissed him.
Sparks burst behind Eddy’s eyes as he tried to bring Double-D closer to his body. Sweet. Was all Eddy could think. He tastes sooo sweet. And then, Edd’s tongue came in to play and Eddy couldn’t think at all. He moaned into Edd’s mouth and bucked his hips, causing Edd to moan in turn. Their tongues intertwined as Eddy continued to thrust against Double-D. His mind losing all control of his body.
Eddy pulled back from the kiss only to get some much needed air and his eyes landed on Edd’s exposed neck. He grinned evilly and latched his mouth on and began to suck and lick and kiss. Edd was beside himself in pleasure.
“Eddy! Oh, Eddy! Don’t stop!” Edd cried, lost in a haze of pleasure.
Eddy could only oblige and without warning flipped Edd onto his back. Eddy began traveling down his body sucking and licking everything he touched. Edd’s body was as sweet as his lips and Eddy wanted more. He reached his nipples and smirked devilishly at Double-D before he bent down and began to nip one.
Edd’s hips were thrusting, but making no contact with anything solid. “Please, Eddy! I want more!” Edd’ eyes flashed as he moaned out and then, in a whisper. “Take me.”
Eddy stopped what he was doing entirely. Something had burst forth from the haze of his mind. It was screaming: Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! He didn’t understand at first, but then he looked up into Double-D’s eyes and he understood. The bright green tinge was still there. Edd wasn’t himself and Eddy would never bring himself to take advantage of him.
Eddy slowly got up off of Double-D, trying to avoid that pink and aroused face to go pick up his shirt. When did that come off? Eddy thought, but shrugged it off, that was the least of his worries right now. Eddy had to bend down veeery slowly to pick up his shirt, for fear of damaging a part of him that was still quite insistent.
He heard movement from behind him. “Eddy?” Came the whisper.
Eddy still didn’t turn around. “I’m sorry Double-D. I just can’t.” Eddy scoffed at himself for sounding so lame. Who knew he had a conscience? But, then again, who knew he was attracted to boys or at the least Double-D? Eddy shook his head at himself. Learn something new everyday, I guess. A lump formed in his throat. That’s something Double-D would say.
He heard footsteps behind him and before he could turn around, arms had wrapped themselves around his torso. The lump in his throat grew larger. “Why do you have to stop?” Edd asked quietly. “Please don’t stop, Eddy. I want more.” He continued and attempted to latch his lips on Eddy’s earlobe.
Eddy visibly shuddered in pleasure. He managed to squirm away from Double-D before he did anything he would regret. “No, Double-D. We can’t. Your not right. We need to get you to a doctor.”
This response didn’t slow Double-D down at all. He put his hand on Eddy’s chest and slowly inched it downwards. “Please don’t stop, Eddy.” He repeated. “I’ll make it worth your while…” He reached Eddy’s groin and gave it a squeeze. Eddy gasped before he pulled away. Eddy didn’t know how, but he was going to have to take matters into his own hands. He backed-up to the other side of the room, still keeping his eyes on Edd. He couldn’t take much more of this.
He bumped in to a table covered with beakers and test tubes filled with different kinds of chemicals Eddy had never heard of. Realization dawned on him. Despite whatever the machine’s effects had on him, it was still Double-D under there! At least, Eddy hoped so because he had an idea and it was the only chance he had.
He picked up the nearest vial that was filled without something red and very stainable. “Oh, Double-D!” Eddy said in a sing-song voice. “My hand is slipping!”
The still advancing Edd had stopped dead in his tracks, the green light fading a little in his eyes. “You wouldn’t dare!” He said in his usual panicked voice.
Eddy smiled, it was working! “Whoops!” Eddy exclaimed as the vial ‘slipped’m him his hands and fell to the floor and shattered. Little pieces of glass sprinkled everywhere and the red liquid seeped deep into the carpet. Eddy smiled widely, he absolutely loved to break things.
Edd gasped dramatically and the light disappeared from his eyes entirely. “Eddy that was a sample of Ed’s blood! It will stain! Oh, messy, messy, messy!” Forgetting his current lack of attire Edd dived down and began to clean up the mess.
Eddy smiled in victory, this was definitely the old Double-D! He was confused about the how and why of Ed’s blood being in a vial, but decided to forget it. His friend was back!
Edd was now muttering to himself as he walked about the room grabbing cleaning utensils. “That blood was meant to be tested to make a memory enhancing serum for Ed. It’s the only sample I have!”
Eddy decided now was the time to get out of here while he can. He began tiptoeing his way toward the door when Edd abruptly stopped him. “Don’t you move one inch, mister!” Edd shrieked pointing an accusing finger at Eddy. “Despite my fury at your blatant ignorance of keeping your fingers off my things, I’d rather you not get glass in your feet. So, don’t move!” Edd said in such an authoritative tone that Eddy froze in his tracks.
Edd grabbed a nearby garbage can, some pliers, and a magnifying glass and set to work on extracting thess fss from the carpet piece by piece. A few minutes passed and once he was satisfied that the glass was gone, Edd grabbed a cleaning solvent and an old rag. He set to work spraying and scrubbing the stain out of his carpet. Eddy just stood there staring at his friend’s hunched over form. Edd still didn’t seem to realize that he was practically naked, either that or he didn’t care. Eddy wished he put on clothes soon, he was still quite ‘sore’ from before.
Edd stood up satisfied with his work. The stain was nearly invisible! Only the light hitting it the wrong way would make it noticeable. Edd turned around and was about to scold Eddy when he nearly tripped over a discarded piece of clothing. What the…? He picked up the discarded piece of cloth and gaped at it. It was his hat.
Almost afraid to, Edd looked down and gasped. “Good lord! What on earth possessed me to become stark raving naked??!” He dived onto his bed and covered himself with his sheets. “Don’t look at me, Eddy! I’m not decent!”
Now it was Eddy’s turn to be shocked. Did Double-D forget everything that had happened before? He must have hit his head harder than Eddy at first thought! As Edd attempted to wrestle his hat on his head Eddy asked: “Double-D, don’t you remember what happened?”
Edd stopped what he was doing, his hat hanging precariously off the side of his head. He was about to ask Eddy what hs tas talking about, when he noticed Eddy’s disheveled clothing and realization struck him. He remembered the way he had acted, the freedom he felt, the joy, and finally the passion. Edd’s face went red and he avoided Eddy’s inquiring eyes.
Why did I act so carelessly? Edd thought to himself. The way he felt for Eddy was never meant to be told to anyone and he had pretty much told Eddy to his face. But, then again, Eddy hadn’t rejected him. He had even paipatipated and he had a mark on his neck to prove it.
Eddy was becoming unnerved by the way his friend was looking at him. The way his eyes searched his it was as if Edd was seeing his soul bared. It took all his strength not to look away.
Edd seemed to come to a decision then. He slowly got up, the blanket wrapped around his body and his hat forgotten. “Eddy?” He asked softly. “What happened?”
This soft inquiry left many questions in Eddy’s head. What did he remember? Did he think it was a mistake? What should I tell him? All of these thoughts were circling in his mind as Eddy thought of how to answer him. He searched the room as if it held the answers and his eyes landed upon Edd’s invention. Then his eyes trailed to Edd’s ant farm and the crack that had been made in the glass and he knew what to tell him.
Eddy swallowed the lump in his throat and said, “You were zapped by your own stupid machine sock-head. You whacked your head pretty hard and started acting all goofy. Whatever you remember doing didn’t mean anything.” Eddy nearly choke on his words, but continued. “You just weren’t thinking right is all…” He trailed off, staring at the ground.
Eddy hated himself for saying this, but he knew his friend couldn’t possibly have acted like that of his own accord. Whatever feelings Eddy had for him could not be returned.
Edd stared at his friend, hurt. But then his hurt turned to confusion. “Machine?” He asked, scratching the back of his head. “What are you talking about…OW!” Edd’s hand had reached a very painful lump on the back of his head.
Eddy was immediately concerned. “What?!” He shouted. “What’s wrong?!”
Edd was able to ignore the headache Eddy’s shouting caused long enough to explain. “I seem to have encountered a large contusion at the base of my skull.” He probed it gently and checked for blood. “There’s no blood, but it seems to be rather recent.”
Without warning, Eddy grabbed Edd and turned him around to study the bump more closely, the blanket he wore falling to the floor. “Double-D, stop touching it! You could have a concussion or…” He searched his brain for the right word. “Am…something.”
“Amnesia, Eddy.” Edd corrected in a quiet, wavering voice.
Eddy stopped, confused. Why is he shak Is Is he cold? Then he realized how closely he had been holding his friend when he inspected him, and he froze. Will he pull away in disgust? What should I do? Eddy thought anxiously. It was only when he attempted to stare at the floor when he noticed the bulge in his friend’s shorts.
Eddy stopped thinking about how sizeable it looked long enough to realize something. Could his friend possible be attracted to him too?! He warded off any perverted thoughts in his head to turn Edd around to face him. He had to know.
“Double-D, how do you really feel about me?” Eddy cringed. He hated sounding so corny. “Were you acting the way before because of the machine or how you feel about me?”
Eddy looked so serious, but Edd didn’t really know how to respond. The feelings he had before were real, albeit a bit more intense than usual, but he still didn’t understand. In confusion, he asked, “I’m afraid you’re going to have to elabo on on this machine you are speaking of…”
In complete frustration, Eddy spun him around to face the machine in question. “There! That machine! You made it for a scam! It’s supposed to show people’s inside’s or somng…”ng…” He trailed off. “I wasn’t really paying attention. I think you called it the ‘David Factor’ or something.”
Edd eyes widened at the machine and he remembered. “The Descartes Factor!” He exclaimed as though he made a new discovery. “I remember now! This machine was meant to show a person’s inner persona that lies behind are masks of insecurity! I hadn’t even gotten the opportunity to test it and then…” He trailed off and looked at his ant farm. “ And then…” He felt the back of his head and turned to Eddy. “Where’s Ed?”
“I sent the dope off to get some help and he hasn’t come back.” Eddy responded, angrily. “Probably playing with his toes or something..” He stopped when he ced ced Edd’s odd expression. “But, don’t be mad at him.” He added quickly. “You know how he is, the idiot didn’t know what he was doing.”
“Oh, I’m not mad at Ed.” He said, slowly. “I’m just thinking of the results of me being hit by the machine’s trajectory beam…” He muttered something under his breath and blushed.
“What was that?” ask asked, leaning in closer to hear.
“It worked.” Edd repeated louder, sounding embarrassed to admit it.
“Huh?” Eddy said, intelligently.
Now it was Edd’s turn to be annoyed. “Were you even listening to a word I said?” He continued without waiting for an answer. “My invention, Eddy. Everything I sought to achieve worked. It was unfortunate on how it was tested but, it showed exactly how I would be without any inhibitions!” He continued softly. “It allowed me, for a short period of time, to express my true emotions without any fear of retribution. And that, Eddy, is how I know it worked.”
Edd was turned away from him now, the back of his neck showing a bright blush. Eddy was not so dense that he couldn’t realize a declaration of love when he heard one. The thing was, how should he react to it? Should he throw away all of his morals that his family held dear for a relationship that might never work?
He thought about Double-D over the years, the times when they argued and the times he felt he was on top of the world when he smiled. He had made his decision.
Edd continued quietly. “Well? Aren’t you going to ridicule me, Eddy? To scorn me for being something your family hates?”
“Edd, shut up for a minute.” Eddy said, as he slowly turned his friend to face him. “You’re back to normal, right?”
Edd wasn’t sure if he was more shocked at Eddy’s lack of rejection or the use of his name. “Y-yes.” He responded.
Eddy smiled, a trace of his old arrogance in it. “Good.” He said. With that he bent down and captured Edd’s lips with his own.
And for the second time that afternoon, Edd melted.

Author’s notes: Whoo! Finally! That took me long enough didn’t it? I’d like to thank all my lovely reviewers and inform them that the next chapter will have the smut. Thanks to Ghostie for the serum idea. Oh, and on a side note, I had to convert Edd to boxers…it’s just too cute ^_^
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