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The Remnant Armada
By : DarkWolves
Category: +M through R > RWBY
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<The window to the RWBY dorm eases open. A figure in black climbs in out from the darkness. Their foot catches on the windowsill and they fall to the floor with a heavy thump, followed by a stream of muffled curses>

Weiss, roused from her bunk, looks over at the figure: “Oh no, an intruder!”

<Weiss crawls up onto her knees on the bed, thrusting her chest out teasingly>

Weiss in her most coquettish voice: “And here I am all alone and dressed in my skimpiest nightie. Whatever will I-”

“Weiss?”

Weiss shocked: “Ruby?”

<Weiss scrambles to turn on the bedside lamp, finding her team leader flopped out on her back in the middle of the floor>

Weiss: “What are you doing?”

Ruby: “I forgot my scroll and I didn’t want to wake you. Then I saw the window was open and-”

<Ruby finally takes note of Weiss’s state of dress>

Ruby: “What are you wearing?”

Weiss quickly moves to cover herself: “Nothing”

<The lingering awkwardness is swiftly broken by a pair of familiar black faunus ears emerging over the windowsill. Blake pulls herself up as she catches sight of her teammates staring at her>

Blake: “Ruby, you’re back early. Now, I would like to say this isn’t what you think it is…”

Ruby whilst making a hasty retreat towards the door: “No, no its fine you two just enjoy yourselves and I’ll… leave you too it”

<Ruby closes the dorm room door behind her. An awkward silence lingers in the air between Weiss and Blake. There’s a knock at the door>

Ruby: “Guys, I left my scroll in there again”

<Yang filming herself on her scroll in the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “Welcome back to another episode of Quantum Physics with Yang. It has been demonstrated both in experiments and observation in the wild that many animals have a greater capacity for intelligence and problem solving than we give them credit for. For example, some animals can be presented with a problem and a set of tools they have never encountered before and are able to devise a solution within minutes. Whether it is a bird with a piece of string or a mouse in a maze, they can figure it out and retrieve their reward. Now, once again Quantum Physics is forced to prostrate itself before animal experimentation laws in the pursuit of knowledge. Instead we’ve come up with our own experiment to demonstrate. Let’s see how our test subject is getting on”

<The camera pans around to reveal the test scenario comprised of a tall, upright plastic tube at the bottom of which is a flask in a small bucket. Qrow persists in attempting to force his arm down from the top of the tube, continuing to overlook the hooked pole laying against the wall behind him. The camera pans back to Yang>

Yang: “It seems the natural capacity for problem solving doesn’t quite extend to everyone”

<Team RWBY reviewing a poster for the Beacon Academy Talent Show>

Yang: “I think we should do an improv sketch”

Weiss: “What makes you think any of us are suited to doing improv? We haven’t even had a chance to practice”

Yang: “Don’t worry about it, we’ll just make it up as we go along”

<Looming silence in the wake of Yangs terrible joke>

Ruby: “Booooooo!”

<Yang showing Weiss and Blake her new car>

Yang: “I spent most of the summer break repainting the body, sunrise yellow of course. I installed new brakes, tuned up the engine and completely redid the interior”

<Yang opens the door show everyone the inside. Along with the new carpet and the leather seats the team found Zwei sitting on the dashboard>

Weiss: “Yang, why do you have Zwei in there?”

Yang: “He’s part of the new sound system”

<Yang comes around the back, opening the boot to reveal even more Pembroke Welsh Corgi puppies inside>

Blake: “And what are they?”

Yang: “Sub-woofers”

<Yang and Blake are interrogating Neo in a warehouse after capturing her during a raid on a White Fang safehouse. Neo leans back casually in her chair, a smug smile on her face as she remains unperturbed by her circumstances>

Yang: “Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way”

<Blake stands behind Yang looking menacing>

Yang: “We’ve got ways of making you talk, or mime or whatever. So tell us what we want to know and everything will work out just fine”

<Neo leans forward, staring at Yang. Neo points upwards>

Yang: “Up? Above? Leader? You mean Cinder, Roman?”

<Neo points at Yang>

Yang: “Me, Yang, Huntress?”

<Neo starts doing a milking motion>

Yang: “Milking? They wanted you to milk someone for information?”

<Neo draws an arc in front of her chest>

Yang: “Chest? Bust! They wanted you to get information on what part of your operation the Council were going after next?”

Blake shakes her head: “She’s saying ‘Up yours cow tits’”

<Neo nods at Yang, her smirk deepening>

Yang cracking her knuckles: “Alright, that’s it. We’re switching up, I’m bad cop, you’re good cop”

Blake, knowing what was coming: “No, Yang we’re not here to-”

<Yang lashes out with a feral punch at Neo. Neos image shatters into fragments on impact. Yang is left bemused as she searches for the target who is already long gone>

Yang: “In my head that went so much better”

<Yang filming herself on her scroll in the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “Welcome back to another episode of Quantum Physics with Yang. Today we’re going to be taking a rather different approach and talk about psychology. I’m not talking about the theories of Freud or Jung, instead we’re going to be looking at the practical applications of understanding the human mind to which we can all relate too.

A physiologist named Ivan Pavlov investigated mental conditioning, specifically the effect of stimulus to create a predictable reaction. He accomplished this in a variety of ways, such as feeding the dogs immediately after a series of tones were played causing them to associate the tones with food.

We here at Quantum Physics don’t condone the use of animals for testing, our lawyers have advised, so we’ve come up with a new scenario to demonstrate this effect. Observe”

<Yang reaches underneath her bed and retrieves a jumbo bag of cookies>

Yang shouts out loud as she rustles the bag: “Ruby, cookies!”

<The sound of distant rumbling carried through the dorm. The door bursts open in a flurry of rose petals>

Ruby: “Cookies, cookies, COOKIES!”

<Ruby speeds around the dorm in a hyperactive flurry, finishing hanging upside down from the edge of her bunk by her legs>

Yang into the camera: “And there you have it folks, an entirely repeatable and predictable reaction demonstrated by our subject”

Ruby feeling rather disheartened: “No cookies?”

<Yang rolls her eyes, holds out the bag towards Ruby>

Ruby: “Cookies!”

<Ruby reaches out to grasp the bag, managing to grab it only to slip from her bed and fall to the dorm floor with a loud thump. The soft sound of chomping rises from out of shot>

<Yang returns to the dorm to find Blake looking completely overworked and surrounded by a vast array of books, charts and documents all centred around a pin board strewn with photos and connecting threads all to do with the White Fang>

Yang: “Blake, are you ok?”

Blake bolts up from her desk: “Yang”

<Blake dashes over to Yang>

Blake: “I finally figured it out!”

<Blake drags Yang into the dorm room. Yang sits down on the bed as Blake scrambles in search of a blank notepad>

Blake: “It all starts with Raven and Qrow”

Yang: “What does my uncle and my mother have to do with the White Fang?”

Blake: “You’ll see”

<Blake starts to draw out the connections>

Blake: “We both know that they were involved. You said you saw your mother on the train. And Qrow has been working with Ozpin long before we came to Beacon. So what’s the connection? A group of Ravens is known as a Conspiracy. And a group of Crows is called a Murder. When you put them together you realise the truth, a Conspiracy to commit Murder. But what’s the last piece of the puzzle?”

<Blake doesn’t wait for Yangs answer>

Blake: “The Owl!”

Yang: “An Owl?”

Blake: “Yes, and what’s the collective term for Owls?”

Yang: “I really don’t know”

Blake: “Parliament! It’s a conspiracy to murder those in Parliament. You remember the most famous act ever done against a parliament? Guy Fawkes. They’re going to blow up the Kingdoms Parliament, remove the government and install their own puppet leaders and rule unseen as they allow-”

Yang: “But, Blake, the Kingdoms are governed by the Councils, not Parliaments”

<Blake looks back at the board, her theory unravelling in front of her. Blake falls to the dorm floor in a heap>

Yang: “You really need to get some rest”

<Weiss filming herself on top of a cliff overlooking the Emerald Forest>

Weiss: “Hello viewers, and welcome to a very special episode of Quantum Physics with your guest host Weiss Schnee. Today we’ll be exploring the theories of Sir Isaac Newton. According to the third law of motion, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Isn’t that right, Yang?”

<The camera pans around to show Yang on her knees, arms tied behind her back with Ruby and Blake standing guard beside her>

Yang: “To be fair, none of what I ever did to you comes close to what you’re proposing to do to me”

Weiss continues on regardless: “For the purposes of this experiment to see what happens when you set an object in motion and then impart another force on it. Yang shall serve as our object; the motion shall be imparted by the launch pad”

<Weiss motioned towards Ruby>

Weiss: “And the external force shall be from this bolt action sniper rifle”

<Ruby withdrew Crescent Rose in a flurry of well-engineered mechanics>

Yang: “This probably goes against every safety regulation in the book”

Weiss: “I can assure you that safety is always at the forefront of our minds. To that end, we have Ruby serving as our expert marksman to ensure that there is minimal chance of collateral damage during the experiment”

<Ruby readies Crescent Rose>

Yang: “That’s not what I meant, and you know it”

<Yang can feel the launch pad beginning to rumble beneath her>

Yang: “All I did-”

<The launch pad fires her into the air over the forest>

Yang: “- I did for science!”

<Weiss and Blake lounging in the RWBY dorm>

Blake: “I can’t get my scroll to connect to the network. Do you mind if I try yours?”

Weiss: “Sure, go ahead”

<Blake retrieves Weiss’s scroll, starts logging in>

Blake with an ear-splitting shriek: “What the fuck!”

Weiss: “What’s the matter?”

Blake shocked: “There’s so much porn!”

Weiss: “What are doing looking through my private files?”

Blake: “Private? Weiss, I clicked on your scroll and it just came up. There are literally thousands of files here”

Weiss: “I was meaning to clear some of that out but-”

Blake: “Grimms curse, look at the organisation. Faunus girls, Mistral Nobles, Novice Huntresses first time, Red Head amazons”

Weiss defensively: “Well it’s not like you don’t have a load of stuff like this as well”

Blake: “I have A folder, Weiss. What you have here is the Great Alexian library of adult material. What’s this, Real Grimm Girls go Wild?”

Weiss breaks down on the verge of tears: “Oh my god, you’re right, I have a problem. I need help!”

Blake: “There are no such thing as Grimm Girls, they’re just faunus girls in body paint”

Weiss: “This is such a relief to be caught, I wanted to be caught!”

Blake: “Weiss, you need to snap out of this. You need to get yourself together and meet someone because you are spiralling out of control here!”

Weiss: “Alright, I’ll do it. Just stop looking at that stuff”

Blake: “Ok, now let’s get rid of this thing”

<Blake gathers up Weiss’s scroll and heads towards the door>

Weiss: “What do you mean, we could just delete the files?”

Blake: “No, someone can always dig that stuff up. We’ve got to smash your scroll with a hammer”

<Around the back of the Beacon Academy dorms Weiss and Blake smash Weiss’s scroll>

Weiss: “There, are you happy”

Blake: “No, the data could still be retrieved if someone pieced it together. We need to bury it in the forest”

<Weiss and Blake dig a hole in the deepest corner of the Emerald Forest before depositing the shattered remains inside. Blake reaches into her satchel and retrieves a fire dust capsule. Blake dropped the capsule into the hole before quickly covering it with dirt. A muffled pop rose from underneath the ground>

Blake: “Weiss, from this moment on, neither of us will ever mention this again”

Blake Belladonna, the ultimate wing woman.

They say a friend will help you move and a good friend will help you move a body.
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The Remnant Armada	By : DarkWolves Category: +M through R > RWBY Views: 65085 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.

The Remnant Armada