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Fairly FlawedParents	By : FairySlayer Category: +1 through F > Fairly OddParents Views: 28990 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Ooh..! Jor-gen Trou-ble!
The morning sunlight peeked into Mama Cosma's bedroom, slowly creeping across the floor and up the side of the bed before finally shining on the faces of two very happy fairies. Wanda rolled over and lovingly placed a hand on her husband's cheek before sweetly kissing him awake. “You are a genius,” she said in all seriousness. “Not only did I feel like a teenager all over again, but now I feel like I'm really stuck it to your mother by doing it in her bed with you.”
“Yeah,” Cosmo lazily sighed. “She always plays bingo on Thursday nights and sleeps at a friend's. So, I figured it was time to cross it off the list.”
“Of places to make love, you mean?”
“No, of brands to buy. You see, I was thinking of getting an air mattress for the castle, so I figured we'd test out a few. This one's okay, but before we spend all that money...” He yawned, seemingly at his own explanation. He was just staring at his wife with a wide smile when he was done.
“Hey, sweetie cakes. Your mom won't change the sheets for a few days, right? Let's leave a note for her in the linen closet: that way, she she'll know what she's been sleeping in only when she's about to change the sheets anyway,” she mused.
“A note? Heck, I'm gonna leave her the DVD, with a director's cut and full running commentary!” Cosmo answered gleefully.
Wanda wrapped both arms around his back and pressed the side of her face into his chest. “Oh, Cosmo, thank you so much for last night. It started out pretty badly, but you managed to make it all turn out wonderful,” she cooed. “You were magnificent, and even now I wish we could just stay like this forever.”
He beamed at her and declared, “Yeah, it was pretty good, huh? Without any instances of spontaneous infidelity performed on unsuspecting children whatsoever, yesiree!”
“What was that, honeybunch?” she asked as she finished scratching her itching ear.
“Uh, never mind, dear. It's not important,” he assured her. “Let's just enjoy this moment, knowing there's absolutely nothing that could spoil it.”
Suddenly, a bright flash of light and deafening thunder shook the house to its foundation. The two lovers fell out of the bed as sparks of lightning flared around them. Terrified, they pulled the sheets up over themselves and huddled in fear. A blinding explosion forced them to shield their eyes, and when they looked up, Jorgen von Strangle was standing tall in the middle of the room. He glared at them menacingly.
“Except that,” Cosmo quickly added.
The toughest fairy in the universe then aimed his giant staff at them, the large star on the end glowing brightly. He looked more intense than they had ever seen him before. “Did you really think I wouldn't find out what you did last night!?” he bellowed in his thick Austrian accent. Thunder continued to rumble all around them, punctuating his words.
Wanda and Cosmo simultaneously cried out, “It was all a mistake! I can explain...!” Then they both stopped short and stared at each other curiously.
“A-HEM!” Jorgen boomed to get their attention back. He flexed his enormous muscles, making them ripple up and down his arm while reaching his right hand down towards the scared couple. Suddenly, he grabbed the pink-haired fairy's right hand from the bed sheet she was clutching. “Wanda!”
With his left hand, he then pulled out a pair of reading glasses and flicked them open. After putting placing them on his face, he took a prepared statement out of his pocket.
“On behalf of the Council on Fairy-Human Relations, it is my duty to inform you that, for reasons which shall never be revealed publicly or even spoken of ever again – under threat of my mighty muscles – you have been nominated for Fairy Godmother of the Year. The final selection will be made in three months, but right now your name is on top... just like you were, hah hah hah hah!”
Cosmo looked at her curiously, but Wanda just shrugged her shoulders and feigned ignorance. The huge, brawny fairy shook her hand firmly, perhaps excitably by his standards. “Wanda, I have to admit, no one else knows how to handle a wand quite like you,” he told her with a wink.
“Anyway, congratulations and good luck in August.” With that, Jorgen let go of the dumbfounded fairy's hand and took a step backwards. Saluting her with his mighty staff, he disappeared in a flash of light.
Still stunned, Wanda gushed, “Wow, could things possibly get any better than this?”
Cosmo raised his wand and popped into his normal clothes. “Sure!” he chirped while flying over to the dresser. “I'm adding Jorgen's announcement to mom's video!”
With a big smile, Wanda flew over to her husband and gave him a big kiss. “Let's hurry up and make the bed so we can check on Timmy.”
Cosmo finished up recording into a familiar-looking video camera that she hadn't noticed there before. As she approached he was saying, “...been sleeping in the remnants of our hot, juicy love for the past two nights. Oh, and by the way, Mom, Happy Mother's Day! I hope you liked our movie.” He clicked the camera off and pressed some buttons. “Phew! Now I don't have to call her on Sunday.”
“Honey?” she asked him with a quiver in her voice. “Where did you get that camera?”
“Oh, I found it on the floor in Trixie's room. I'll return it when we go get Timmy,” he told her.
Wanda suddenly realized that their powerful restoration spell must have fixed Vicky's camera – and the videotape of her and Timmy! She went dizzy and her heart pounded in sheer panic. As much as she wanted to torture Mama Cosma, the thought of her mother-in-law seeing her with Timmy terrified her even more than if Cosmo found out.
“Was there already a tape in there when you found it?” she asked, trembling in fear.
“Yeah,” he answered nonchalantly. “It was hard to tell on the tiny viewfinder, but I think it was just anime-furry porn. It looked like Chibiusa was doing a boy in a beaver mask. Boy, that Trixie is one kinky little girl...” She started to feel sick until he ejected the tape and said, “I recorded over it: was that okay?”
Wanda let out a sigh of relief and kissed his forehead, smiling widely. “That's fantastic,” she breathily told him. “I love you, you crazy fairy!”
Cosmo happily accepted her affection. With a tap of his wand, the video tape turned into a packaged DVD with the cover, “To Mom with Love.” He quickly put a bow on the box and placed it on top of the clean sheets.
“Now let's go find Timmy!” he shouted gleefully while raising his wand.
Wanda raised hers and added, “I just hope there were no pressing problems while we were gone.”
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