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The Remnant Armada
By : DarkWolves
Category: +M through R > RWBY
Views: 65085 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.
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<Ruby and Yang lounging in the dorm listening to podcasts their scroll>

Whenever I feel afraid
I hold my <BZZ> erect
And whistle a happy tune
So no one will suspect
I’m a<BZZ>.

<Weiss comes back to the dorm and hears the podcast>

Weiss: “What sort of filth are you two listening to?”

Ruby: “Aww, it’s great Weiss. It’s a show where they sing songs but censor out some of the words to make it sound funny. Listen”

The result of this deception
Is very strange to tell
For when I <BZZ> the people I <BZZ>
I <BZZ> myself as well!

<Weiss’s delicate composure as a Highborn Atlas lady shatters as she swoons and faints in the middle of the dorm. Yang peers over from her bunk>

Yang: “Wow. We better not let her listen to the one about ‘My Grandfathers C<BZZ>k’”

(An alternative song being considered was ‘Look at my Enormous <BZZ>’ which is actually made cleaner via censorship than the original)

<Yang sitting with Blake and Weiss watching the match between Pyrrha and Nora in the training centre through binoculars. Yang happens to focus on a prominent area of Pyrrhas anatomy beneath her form fitting shorts>

Yang: “It’s always nice to have the opportunity to admire the famous Nikos branded lunchbox”

Weiss: “I didn’t know Pyrrha was advertising her own merchandise”

<Blake and Yang fight to contain their laughter>

(If confused, google the phrase ‘Linfords Lunchbox’)

<Ruby and Weiss watching anime together>

Weiss: “I just don’t get it”

Ruby: “What’s to get? It’s people fighting in giant robot suits or teenagers battling monsters with magic powers”

Weiss: “I get that, but I mean about the girls that keep appearing in every single show. Somehow they’re all like…”

<Weiss kneels on the sofa in an innocent anime girl pose>

Weiss: “Oh no, I’m all pure and innocent and yet underdressed and of questionable age. Just look at how loose and baggy my half-undone and practically see through school shirt is. If I’m not careful it could slip right off. If that happened, you could see all of my naturally perky and yet unreasonably endowed breasts because apparently I’m in the habit of not wearing underwear in public”

<Weiss turns onto her hands and knees on the sofa, showing her backside to Ruby>

Weiss: “And what if I turn around and bend over like this, why you would be able to see everything because my skirt only touches the very top of my thigh and yet-”

<Weiss notices Rubys about to burst into flames judging by the deep colour of red her face had turned>

Ruby calmly: “Weiss, can I please ask you to look over your shoulder and chew on your finger for me. No reason why, no reason at all”

<Ruby is trying to prove to her teammates that she can be a bad girl in spite of their assertions that she’s really not>

Ruby: “I really am a bad girl!”

Ruby turns to Yang: “Yang, I’m the one who used up all the weapon grease and didn’t replace it when you tried to calibrate Ember Celica”

<Ruby turns to Blake>

Ruby: “Blake, I’m the one who read all your fantasy novels and put them back on the shelf in the wrong order”

<Ruby turns to Weiss>

Ruby: “Weiss, I’m the one who tried on all your frilly underwear while you-”

<Ruby realises what she just said>

Ruby: “Is what I would say if I were a bad girl, which as you’ve said I’m clearly not”

<Yang, trying to be flirty, sneaks over to nibble on Blakes ear as she sits reading in her bunk>

Blake: “Yang, what are you doing? You know I’m not into girls”

Yang whispers to her: “That’s ok, because I prefer it when I get into you anyway”

<Blakes ears nearly shoot off the top of her head>

<Weiss suggests a fun game to Ruby where they write a list of people they both agree they can sleep with outside of the relationship should the opportunity arise. Weiss reads out her list>

Weiss: “Kreia Knightly, Emma Thompson, Lionela Stirling, Daisy Ripley”

<Weiss is eager to hear Rubys list>

Ruby: “First is… Weiss. Second… also Weiss. Number 3-”

Weiss: “Ruby, as sweet as that is you’re kind of missing the point of this exercise”

<Ruby glances down her list, suddenly less confident about her choice>

Weiss: “Ruby, number 3 better not be me again”

Ruby: “Number 3… your sister”

<Weiss shreds her list into tiny pieces>

Weiss: “I’ve just decided we’re not doing this anymore”

<Yang filming herself on her scroll in the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “Welcome back to another episode of Quantum Physics with Yang. According to the latest understanding of physics when you get down to observing the very smallest objects in existence even the simple act of measuring the occurrence can have a marked influence the results. This is known as the Observer Effect. Now, we here at Quantum Physics wanted to demonstrate this effect but we simply don’t have the budget to practically show this unfolding at an atomic level”

<Camera pans to follow Yang around the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “Instead, we’re going to demonstrate the phenomenon using the smallest objects we have available to us. Weiss has always maintained that she’s an above average C cup, so let’s see if the act of measurement will influence that result”

<Weiss comes out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, notices Yang with a tape measure>

Weiss warily: “Yang, what are you doing with that tape measure?”

<Yang snaps the tape >

Yang: “Just hold still Weiss, this is all for science”

<The two quickly descend into a flailing mass of arms, legs and measuring equipment as Yang fights to wrap it around Weiss’s front>

Yang: “A firm A cup. So, there you have it folks, another practical demonstration of how observation can alter the outcome”

Weiss off camera: “At least I don’t risk knocking myself unconscious every time I go jogging!”

<Winter in an apron (Actual apron this time, not the sexy kind I’m afraid)>

Winter: “Here Ruby, I baked another batch of cookies for you”

<Ruby ravenously tucks into the offered plate>

Ruby: “Oh Winter, they’re amazing. So big and soft. I could bury my face in these for days. I wish Weiss could do things like this. Maybe you can be the one to teach…”

<Ruby wakes up from her dream to find the other side of the bed empty. Ruby heads down to the kitchen to find Weiss making her morning tea>

Ruby: “Morning Weiss”

Weiss coldly: “Good morning, Ruby”

<Ruby sits down next to Weiss at the table>

Weiss staring daggers at her: “Did you have a nice dream last night?”

Ruby: “Dream? I guess I did”

Weiss coldly: “You were talking in your sleep. It sounds like you were having fun. You called me Winter”

Ruby in despair: “Weiss, I’m sorry. It was just a dream and I couldn’t help it. You know how much I love cookies and she-”

Weiss: “Cookies?”

<The pieces quickly fall into place>

Weiss: “Ruby, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have assumed like that and-”

<Weiss comes around the table to pull Ruby into a tight hug. Rubys not sure what just happened but just enjoys it anyway>

<Yang filming herself on her scroll in the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “Welcome back to another episode of Quantum Physics with Yang. We’ve all heard the story of Newton and his demonstration of gravity with the apple. Yet, in spite of its tendency to hit prominent scientists in the head with fruit gravity is a comparatively weak force as I shall now demonstrate”

<Yang pans the camera around to reveal a close up of Blakes butt as she reads her textbook laying on her bunk>

Yang: “As you can see, even the full strength of the planets gravitational pull cannot dent the perkiness of the all-powerful Bellabooty”

Blake offhandedly: “Yang, stop looking at my arse and do your assignment”
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The Remnant Armada	By : DarkWolves Category: +M through R > RWBY Views: 65085 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.

The Remnant Armada