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Neutron's Sexual Experimentations	By : Dickelodeon Category: +G through L > Jimmy Neutron Views: 14996 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Welcome back! Since a certain knark has literally nothing better to do than go around reporting stories that violate rules and bruise delicate tendencies of folks weaker than those of you still reading, I’ve had to pack up shop and move to adult fanfiction .net. But now I can finish telling this sordid tale. As I write this it’s 6 years to the day I first posted “Beatings for Breakfast” on fanfiction.net, and while I did have a plan in mind for it even back then I never thought it would have the following to help me keep going. Now the banhammer may finally arrive 6 years late, but I will not leave the gruesome trials of Jimmy Neutron unfinished, especially not because some Internet bottom-feeder has to shoot down creativity instead of trying to dabble in it himself. As scheduled, here is the next big bang in the story!
Neutron’s Sexual Experimentations, Chapter 15: “Retroville Civil War”
“Fate has brought all of our paths together, into this filthy piece of shit pizza place. Charles Edgar Cheese the Third played a part, yes. But he’s dead now, his restaurant is mine and so are all of you! You’re all gonna help me make a new fucking world order,” grinned Jimmy Neutron. “First things first, we gotta rename this bullshit rat pack music gang operation Charles had going on. It needs a name that will instill terror and a sense of authority to be wherever I’m not…” While Beep-beep was licking the turd that had been cooked onto Chuck E. Cheese’s nose, Carl ignored the stencth of his waste enough to contribute.
“Hmmm, how about…the Neutron-ites. No, uhh… Neutron..izers?” Carl struggled to come up with something clever. “Oh, Neutralizers! They can be the neutralizers, Jimmy!” He hopped from foot to foot until Jimmy whacked his dick across Carl’s chubby face.
“That’s gay as fuck, Carl! It needs to be something scary and German sounding… what were Hitler’s secret police called? Wait, I got it!! The ündend-gaerdfen!!! HAHAHAHAHA” he laughed so hard a series of farts escaped his asshole.
“The oond-end…guard-fend?” Carl fumbled, completely butchering the pronunciation, “wh-what does that mean, Jimmy?”
“It means my army, you dumb shit! I made it up, God… and it’s ündend-gaerdfen! Learn how to say it because as my best friend and most loyal lackey, you are the commander of the ündend-gaerdfen.” Jimmy placed his hand on Carl’s shoulder. Jimmy’s nudity and throbbing cock made Carl very uncomfortable. “Relax, Carl. It’s mostly a puppet position, no real work needed besides passing down MY orders, but it’s a rewarding post for all you’ve done to help me.” Carl forced a smile at his friend’s rare show of gratitude.
“And the rest of you can become members of my ündend-gaerdfen. You will receive shelter and maybe even food and stuff if things go well, which they will. Everyone, get in a circle around me so the ündend-gaerdfen can escort us all to my place. Beep-beep, Cindy, take my balls and help me walk. Remind me to make a hover chair before I fix Goddard or do anything else when we get back,” he tossed Goddard into Carl’s arms – his batteries had died long ago.
“Beep-beep beep beep-beep!” peeped Beep-beep. Cindy glared lazily at Jimmy, but obediently took one bowling ball sized testicle in each arm. Lumbering out triumphantly, Jimmy Neutron was met with boos and jeers from angry parents and other concerned adults. His children shield and the ündend-gaerdfen ensured that no shots would be fired. Charles Edgar Cheese’s baked and mutilated body was hanged outside the establishment, as a gruesome warning to law enforcement: stay away, Jimmy won. As they entered his neighborhood, the circle loosened up some. He summoned Carl, who was helped to Jimmy’s side by the handless Helen Henny, now a low ranking member of the ündend-gaerdfen.
“Listen to me, Carl. You helped me when I was at my lowest, when no one else would. I mean, let’s be honest – I have you strapped to a tank of your own filth, you have absolutely nothing to gain from helping mw but you did it anyway out of blind faith or love or who knows man but fuck I really do appreciate it” Carl tried really hard to bask in the sun as his friend gave him a frank assessment of their friendship. He no longer cared if his harbored love was revealed, for Jimmy seemed Ok with it all.
“Well, you know, you’re my best friend Jimmy. I know you’re always looking out for me and so I just did the same…” Carl smiled and Jimmy just smirked, “Uh-huh, sure. And in doing so, you’ve altered the course of history. The Cheese regime is over with and the Neutron one is beginning. I want you to know exactly what your role in my victory means to me. I must show my gratitude!” Jimmy’s yardstick dick kicked up and spit flew from Jimmy’s mouth. Carl noticed Cindy beginning to sway with the weight of Jimmy Neutron’s bulging balls. Beep-beep was exhibiting full retard strength and determinedly darted down the street, pulling half of Jimmy’s nut sack ahead of him.
“Really Jimmy, it’s OK. All I want is to take a bath and at least get changed out of this diaper. It’s starting to chafe me,” Carl only suggested this because they were passing his house, and he was hoping for just a second to gather himself. But Jimmy squeezed his shoulder and led him further, towards the Neutron residence.
“I could fuck the living shit out of your plump body,” boasted Jimmy Neutron, “This dick of mine would literally turn you inside out, Carl. But see, all you’ve done for me makes me kind of acknowledge your consent. I know that isn’t what you want…” Carl spoke up to protest, “Actually, I”
“That plus you’re fucking disgusting! Especially now, holy shit! You haven’t bathed in a week, your diaper is leaking and ugh nasty. Now stop interrupting me, Carl. Anyway, I do know that your real loves are llamas, Ms. Fowl and my mom,” as he spoke those words, Carl’s face burned up. Jimmy chucked, “You don’t have to feel shame or anything else, I’ve known a while and I don’t blame you on any of them. Fowl was a good enough lay and I will admit I’ve considered sleeping with one of those big fluffy beasts you love,” the look in Jimmy’s eyes turned Carl’s stomach. Jimmy Neutron sent the ündend-gaerdfen to lead his captive kids into his underground lab. With Cindy and Beep-beep still keeping at his side, Jimmy reached for the knob of his front door.
“And as for my mom, well… c’mon, even I’ve given it some thought, she’s hot as hell. So I got to thinking, you know in case you helped me get out of that pickle, because I was in there a long fucking time like seriously what the fuck took you so long Carl but anyway I’m getting sidetracked….Ms. Fowl is kinda dead and rotting so I hope you’re over her, and well I don’t think I can get a llama for you. It was hard enough obtaining that caribou.” As the cluster of kids clamored into the house, they passed a gruesome sight. A large male caribou was viciously humping Hugh Neutron, who was hogtied and squirting blood and scabs out his gored butt with each brutal thrust. He was also ball-gagged but still hysterically screamed, his swollen eyes not focusing on anything – no one knew if the man was aware of anything anymore.
“But what I could offer you… is your precious Judy…” Jimmy Neutron flashed an evil sneer. Carl shook in his boots. “Jimmy, you can’t- I- I can’t” Carl began. Jimmy’s dead eyes sent chills down Carl’s spine and he couldn’t form any words.
“I can do whatever I want, bitch. And I’m going to give you my mother, Judy Neutron, tied up in her bed however you want her, Carl… and I’m going to watch, supervising that you fully receive and enjoy my gift. Now go, she’s waiting for you,” Jimmy smirked as he grabbed the popcorn.
Wow. Like, holy fuck, Jesus. Time out. Damn, I think that’s it. Can I possibly write anything more offensive than what I just typed? Christ. Like, Jesus Christ, what even is this? Jimmy Neutron going around sexually torturing his friends and family? What in God’s name possessed me to come up with this, let alone carry it on this long? Is it just blowing off steam? Am I trying to dig up the worst things I can imagine and spit them out here before they poison me? God damn it, what is wrong with me? You know what, fine I have my demons and a weird imagination but at least I do something creative and relatively harmless with my pent up aggression. And besides, I’m not one to judge but hey I’m just jerking off into a public rage journal here, you guys are the ones looking up and reading Jimmy Neutron parody porn. This is chapter fucking fifteen, if you’re reading this I know how long you’ve stuck around! Why? Fuck, probably the same reason I’ve stuck around…because I can’t seem to leave anything unfinished and I still have so many other plot points to hit that’ll be funny and make up for the darkest moments. Am I right, you guys want more of that funny shit like Beep-beep? Or you‘re just curious to see how this cockamamie story reaches whatever ending I’m building to? Let me tell ya something, I may be a fucking nutcase, I may not be. But at least I’m sitting here owning up to it and writing and shit even if it’s all terrible, and I’ve been doing it on and off for 6 years now so… that’s determination man, that that’s gotta count for something. You know what, fine whatever. I’m gonna go get a drink or two, and when I come back we’re just gonna skip on ahead to the next important part of this epic. Jimmy Neutron is a sick fuck, or at least this guy writing fanfics about him here probably is. But like I said, I can’t let any of that stop me now so... I’ll be back.

All right, OK here we go so after all that happened the action continued in the subterranean layer where Jimmy’s experiments had been carried out until now. It was time to expand. He constructed a hover chair that had a special cavity for his balls and dick to rest comfortably until the time came for release. Currently the chair was off and Jimmy was tinkering with ghastly gadgets and vile toxins. Also he had taken his clone’s thumb to replace his own and had also replaced the stitches in his groin with staples, as his ever swelling dick size was beginning to strain the scar that still wasn’t heald.
Just then Carl stepped in wearing just a towel, having finally bathed to rinse away the filth and shame. Too traumatized to speak, he waddled over to where the diaper was – having been lightly scrubbed by Cindy and Beep-beep – and slid it back on.
“Check this out, Carl. I’ve already started to sample some of your waste and combine it with the other chemicals I got in here. We got a real death maker here, friend Carl,” Jimmy Neutron giggled with glee.
“Jimmy, I don’t know, uh…please don’t kill everyone…”
“Oh Carl, I don’t WANT to, but if it comes to that I need something that’ll show I’m not fucking around. Right now I’m just crafting a bunch of bargaining chips; if everyone in town surrenders tomorrow like they should then I can save these for bigger threats down the road.” Not once did Jimmy Neutron glance up from his microscope to look at the commander of his ündend-gaerdfen. “Now go make yourself some espresso and help yourself to whatever’s left in the kitchen – the moldier the better, I’m gonna need some real toxic shit for this new phase. Just uh, hook it up to that auxillary tank over there first so it doesn’t just leak all over the floor again…”
Carl slinked away just as the 3 dickless boys marched up to Jimmy. Their hands were dirty from handling poop and gunpowder and other things Jimmy Neutron was having them fill bombs with. They looked angry but Jimmy still didn’t even look up as he took a whiff of lab chemicals.
“Jimmy, you said you would fix us. You’re free, you’re in charge, you have nothing to lose by giving ua new dicks. Please, ghelp us” one of them said. Jimmy sighed heavily before finally turning his chai on and turning to them.
“No, I actualy stand to loose a los from giving you new pneises. We’ve been over this. You see, before all this you 3, and Nick Dean and all the other sshole men out there stood better chances of re[roducting than I did. I may be smarter than all o you but that doesn’t matter to women when you’re short and ugly and your head looks like a radioactive zucchini,” Jimmy started slirong his words and his cosk grew in length. “And my dick. I used tro have a diny dick but now look at me. My cock and 4 valls will repopulate the world with my seed. I am the future, I AM THE ALPHAS MALE!!!!!” He bellowed. Cum leaked out gis mouth, his balls were making so much jizz it was pooling inot his other body cavities. “Now get back to work and maybe I’ll craft you some robot dicks. Remember bro bot? He was packing even smaller than my original pecker, but he had a dick. Couldn’t do much with it but it was there…”
“If you’re so great, then why not let us at least try with new dicks? Y-you wouldn’t loose any b-babes to b-b-beta males like us…” stammered one of the eunuchs, fear showing through his challenge.
“Yeah, didn’t you see one of us could maybe have Sheen’s dick or soemthing?” another boy piped up referecing chaper 11. This suggestion, oriignally being one of his own, piqued Jimmy’s interest. He rubbed his chin.
“Hmm, that is an interesting thought. Your attempts at psychology actainst me was pitiful but I do see value in that pitch as a new experimentation…Beep-beep, come here!” upon Jimmy’s call, Beep-beep dhopped over to the talking boys. Jimmy also whistled for Goddard, who was fixed now but has all the circuitry that proides moral conscienxe removed so he’d follow all Jimmy Neutron’s heinous orders. Jimmy also improved the technology to remotely control Goddard thru his chair and all it took was a few blinks to have the dog burn a laser thru Beep-beep’s penis.
Beep-beep wailed in pain and immediately began to pick at the scab that cauterization left. Blood and uirien started spurting out the resulting hole. Jimmy stepped out of his chair to pick up the debodified penis. “You know, I always did kind of envy Sheen’s ndwoment… there was a time I woulda made this my owndick, but not anymore of course. Here you go, do rock paper scissors or something,” Jimmy said as he coldly tossed the disembodied* bick at the bioys.
“Are you fucking kidding us, Jimmy?! What the fuck did we ever do to you?” The dickless kid who had up til now been silent barked at him and who I should also mention is black just in case I haven’t yet equality motherfuckers. Jimmy stood up in full rage, his testicles retraced up close to his tiny body and his megaboner thrust before them like a drawn sword.
“I AM THE ALPHAMALE!! You were born with everything and squandered your chances for greatness. I left you wour balls, you numbskulls! I have given you a gift and you have rejected that gift. You are not men, you are women!! And you will undo your bullshit by beginning the new race of Jimmy Neutron!!!!” Jimmy Neutron shrieked wildly and before the children knew was what happening, Jimmy pinned down the kid who just chellgneed him and shoved his cok into the scar his dick use to occupy. It ripped violently thru the kid’s punctured scrotum and sent blood everywhere. Jimmy stood up and thrust the limp body against his dick a good 4 of 5 times and then yanked him off and threw him at the ceiling.
The other two boys had ran but Godaard has already rounded them up and Jimmy did the same things relarively to the others. By the time he had body slammed his 3^rd rape vitcim of the night, the first boy was finally standing back up again. His pelvis was swollen and green, as if he were pregnant in his rectum. The scar from the castration now resembled a pulsating vulva. The boy groaned in pain as Jimmy grabbed Cindy for the finish. Gripping her skull in his hands he orgasmed into her asshole and as he tilted her head back cum fired out her mouth like a firehouse. Neutron wailed like an animal and once he finished splooging he slid cindy off his cock and kicked her under the desk like a soiled rug. She was breathing but would be uncouncious for awhile. Probably for the best. As the sweating boy rapist crawled back into his chair, the 3 boys who I guess are girls now cuz of their makeshift vaginas were all looking like starving zombies, writihing in agony as their groins swelled. Then the unthinkable happened.
Their pussies swelled and burst. Out of each boy crawled a miniature Jimmy, they each looked exactly the way th baby version of his granny was in that one episode, hairless little peanut shaped headed pieces of shit. Or wait baby eddie was it, goddamnit its been too long since I watched all these episodes I just google shit guys.
“Behold, Jimmy Junior!!!!” Jimmy Neutron bellowed. These little Jimmy babies scowled like Chucky dolls. They looked demonic. Jimmy was notably impressed, but grimaced when he noticed they all just had regular dicks and balls.
“Hmm, that’s unfortunate that they didn’t inhereit my new 4 ball gene,” Jimmy mused to himself.
“That’s not how evolution works dumb ass!” one of the little Jimmy’s blustered.
“Well shit! Looks like they inherited all my other traits. This one’s got an attitude,” he grabbed both ankles of the insolent baby and threw it against the wall, knocking over a shelf and several beakers and lab equipment. The explosives and dangerous shit were in another spot, and when the baby Neutron clunked across the floor he simply swore undeer ragged breaths. Like father and his father like son.
“That’s right, father. We have supreme intellect right off the bat. Rather your extra balls have ensured that your DNA will dominate the entire genome of the next generation,” one of the other Jimmys explained.
“That’s what I’m fucking talking about!” yelled Jimmy Neutron excitedly. “All right Jimmy Juniors, since your erm, mothers are still kinda incapacitated from birthing you all, why don’t you pick up on bomb assembly where they left off.”
“You’re rellly not gonna even give us different names?” the first Jimmy Jr that had begun to recover from his blows but was still sprawle on his back in agony yelled back to his dad.
“No becayse why give you that individuality? You’re all exactly like me jst smaller, so unless you wanna be Mini Jimmy than get in line with the other Jimmy Juniors and make bombs, Jimmy Junior. And this is your lastwarning, stop back talking me son!”
“Fuck you!”
Jimmy Neutron didn’t waste a second. He lumbered over to his rude son, knowin he was too weak to attempt to flee, and teabagged him with tremendous force a few times. After pouding his balls on Jimmy Jurnoir’s face he lifted them up to see his head was nearly dflattened. But that wasn’t enough, and taking his strong leg he stomped on the baby’s head repeatedly until it resembled a watermelon that was dropped and splatyered from off a rood.
“Any one else feeling like going through a rebellious phaswe?” growled Jimmy Neutron as he wiped blood and skull and brain matter off his shoe. The other two Jimmy Juniors shook their heads and hustled over to the table. Fuck that last parahraph I meant to say a watermelon thrown of a roof not rood. Either way it was nasty looked like a crushed watermelon.
Just then Jasper Jowls ran over to Jimmy Neutron with grim news from across town. Other members of the ündend-gaerdfen put the rabid dickless kids on leashes because well tey were rabid and animalistic.
“Sam the Candy Bar proprietor escaped during your fight with Charles Edgar Cheese the Third. He’s rounded up the other cit council members and they’re taking refuge in his shop, word is they’re preparing for a war with you tomorrow, Jimmy,” Japspar said rimly.
“Excellent” smiled Jimmy Neutron. “My new songs Jimmy Junior and Jimmy Junior are wrapping up the bombmaking. We have a great aresenal to throw at them until they surrender, and if trhat doesn’t convince them I got the ace n the whole – diseased feces from he Wheezer dipshit!” He stepped over the remains of his third son and got back to his chemical micing. “Send word to the members of the ündend-gaerdfen back at Chuck E. Cheese’s to build an epic catapult, Jasper. Oh and get someone to cleanm that up,” he gestured to the smashedbaby.
“What the fuck is that?!” Japser T. Jowls cried in shock. “That’s- that’s another one of your children?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?”
“He’s not my son anymore, htat one was a smart mouthed piece of shit and I don’t need dissident seeds among my crop! I can make more, mnay more that will serve me better. Bahahahaha!! Now quit standing around and follow my orders, Jasper! We have a lot to do still and a very busy dsy tomorrow…” Jimmy Neutron grinned evily as his ündend-gaerdfen got to work preparing for the impending civil war of Retroville.

Now then, the next day allright so in the dawn of the sunrise the ündend-gaerdfen escorted Jimmy and his motley crew of captives through the sewers back to Chuck E. Cheese’s. as they neared the establishment they sould herar cries from the crowds of angry Barents adnt dicy council menbers. Jimmy piloted his hoverchair up to the grate and peeked out. He sees Sam, who has replaced his hand with an ice cream scoop andf was reallying up the others. Some held thsigns, the two b;ack ones held a big poster that read “Jyustoce 4 Libby” obviously they were te Flofaxs. Wait, no Folfax, Libby Folfax right. So Folfaxes? Folfaxs…I’m so fyucking dru nk.
Jimmy Neutron decided he had enough power he didn’t need to sneak around so he purst thru the sewer grate in a fashion that created dramatic rony as that’s what he started his adventure coming through. Out of. “Get the artillery to the catapult!” He yelled to Carl and the others. So they got to work, see they had barrels of grenades and bombs ready to launch. They qwere beonmnh pulled by the growiling vaginal beasts that birthed his 3 sons. The two surving Jimmy Jrs whipped the dickless things that spawned them to get the load oanward and upward into the restaurant.
The other memebers of the ündend-gaerdfen (Mr. Munch , the other guards and backup mice, mostly brothers and sisters and cousins of Charles Edgar) has followed the orders tgat Japsaper sent over. A gigantic monstrous catapult was prepared out of the melted plastic climbing equipm,ent left over from the struggle yesterday. Extra slingshots were made from the torn mesh. Jimmy was prepared and tpook two prepared bombs and threw them at the front façade of base of operations. The storfetong no fsornt fuck storefront of Chuck E. Cheese’s was blown to bits, in addition a bunch of arcade games flew to shreds and sent tokens averythere, the dust cleared and even more foreboding machionery was loaded into placed. As the angry adults quitted down Jimmy Neutron saw his chanxce to make a pretty badass speech.
“Well well thank you for returning. I’ve had a long night making weapons and getting high off lab chemaicals and I’ve come to a conclusion. I am the alpha malem, supreme to all of you in everwy way. My cock will continue to grow and bargeloads of semen explode from my double loins every day. Anyway, I know now I must spread my Neutron nut sauce into the masses. It’s quite simple. If you surrender now, what will happen is the women will be fucked repeatedly until either an hier is producted or I get bored with constantly destroying and rebuilding their bodies. Men, well if you’re below the threshold of beta and devoted to the cause you can join my ündend-gaerdfen and defend and serve me. Unfprtinately any runner up males who are cobsidered desirable among the women, you are competition so I will cut your dicks off and impregnate you with the same seeds I gave the women, yeah so basically you will become women. Any questions?” After a few moments of silence as the audience digested everything Jimmy Neutron jusyt declared, Sam spoke up as de facto leader of the resistance.
“Yeah, I got a question, yeah! Why the FUCK would we agree to any of that, yeah?!” The other city council members, parents and concerned citizens joined him in saying “Yeah! Yeah Yeah! Yeah!” Jimmy rammed his hands against his ears, his temper rising fast.
“Here’s why. Last night I made a ton of bombbs ready to launch at ya’ll. Some are basic mpolatov cocktails stuffed with poop from Carl, but others are filled with all the deadly msterials I could get me ahnds on. Shrapenl for instance, thumbtacks nuts and bolts, a few have actual gunpowder and other seriously flamamble stuff like gasoline and battery acid. I’m not fucking around, you have til the count of ten betore I starty launching shit. Ten… nine…”
“The mayor’s on her way, yeah!” declared Sam, over whispers from the crowd that the mayor was hungover and single-handely ruining the plan.
“Seven… sisx…
“You won’t get away with this, Jimmy Neutron, yeah! I’m not getting my dick cut off and I’m not geryting fucked by you either youeah!” jesus ctrhist that verbal tic was getting anyoing.
“Three…tywo,” Jimmy nodded solemnly and signalled to Beep-heep whi jumped on the lever and a few water balloons of mysterious countnetns shot through the air. One that was full of gunpoeder hit gthe Candy bar sign and denptied deno goddamnit deno fuck I got this detonated, it was full of gunbowder it blew up the roof you get it. Anyway the other two were gasoline filled so they created a huge burst and made trhe candy bar collapse opn everyone inside. The resistence was gatjered out in front so none of Jimmy’s actual enemies were killed uet, hut they all were horrieidfed horrified* a t the deispolya display I mean display of ruthless amadness.
“Jimmy, you monster, yeah! You killed all those people and destoryed my store, yeah! Qwhats’ whrong with you wyeah?!” He creidd histerically as the ther members of the other members of the city council resistence beoeple were freaking out- they had just heard remours of the sadistic terriorist Jimmt Neutron had becaome but this was beyond anythijg their fminds had prepared themfor.
Goddamnit I can’t even read what I’m riting anymore but I gotta finish this allright so Jimmy and his undergearwdfun (?) kept firing bombs at their foes, creating mass hysteria on the streets. Traffic erupted in crashes and pedeastrains were pilled a[part underneath cars. People were sobbing on all sides, and even as police converged on the scene they had to still be careful becoause Jimmy held children hostage still. Well really all who were left was Carl, Beep-beep, Cindy and a few of the teritary characters from the classroom whose parenyts netver got them . Sam was te only mmeber of the city coutncnil who was ready to fire off pbut he only had one hand oad couldn’t operate a nachine cgun with an ice cream scoop. Jimmy however was deliberately avoidjg the candy man saelamne salesman there we go – the he had a special end ion mind for him.
Finally a sobbing parents caught huis dattentionm, screaming “We’ll do whatever you want yjust give us our childrewn back!!” Sam scooped up a piece of debris and threw it at the parent but missed because again an ice cream cropp hand is pointless how the fuck would you uese that anyrway he did that cuz that was just going to either piss jimmy off at qworst or buy them time at best – that was not a long term plan to deal with this. But sam was an amatuer at this and so a cop tasered him and took control of the operation.
“This is Retorivlle police!” the policean boomed over the maegapjopen megaphone is what I meant to sat. “We want a switft end to the violence so please open up the chances to refturn some of the shostages.” I’m not drunk I sqwear the cop just has a Scottish accent. Even though hie’s in Texas. Hehehehe
OOk back to the story, Jimmy already had a plan in motion for this. He had expcected this as the next step in the power game, sp he turned on his own megaphone and yelled back ro the cops. “Oh trust me, asshole. Yhetee Haha there will be no end to this violence. But I can understand why you want some leverage in a situation where you hgave none. You want your loved ones back, of course. I’ll get right on that…” The city councilmena and policeman men all just waited for his next step but once they saw his moves, they moved in position to fire.
“Come here, Beep-beep,” smiled Jimmy as he snapped his fingers. The weienr less child had just finished eating his fried weigner from the night earlier, a final meal prepared by his old best friend.
“Beep-beep! Beep-beep beep!”
“Jimmy, no! NO! What are you doing with Sheen?! pPlease don’t kill Sheen please Jimmy no please!!” Carl whined terrified, knowing that his firned would be truly lost after this. Jimmy kicked his head back and laughed like a hyena.
“How many times do I have to tell you, Carl? Sheen doed last week. I rammed my penis through his ears and robbed him of all conicious thought. This is Beep-beep, Carl.” Jimmy slapped Beep-beep on the back and plopped him right into the bowl of the catapult, where he sat eagerly shrieking “beep-beep-beep! Beep-BEEP BEEEEP!!!”
“Beep-beep has served his purpose well, but let’s be hoestnest I already have one mindless slave in Cindy, and yeah I gotta keep whacking her in the face to keep her destpondent but she has one more whole to put my dick. Beep-bepe also can’t comprehend anything, I mean I still kinda havent’ forhgiven him for botching my defences stragey in kangaroo court.” He glared at Beep-beep, who like a dog made a confused grimace but then returned to his slobberu smile. Jimmy continued, “He was fun wihil e he lasted but it’s time for Beep-beep to go bye-bye! Bye bye, Beep-beep!!”
“Beep-beep Beep-beep!!” Beep-bneep struggled to reteardaedly repeat. And with that Jimmy flipped the lever over Carl’s frenzied protests. Beep-neep soared through the air, aimed deliverary not at the smoldering rubble pile that was the candy bar but at the crowd gathered in the parking lot. Beep-beep smacked against the pavement at 50 kmiles per hour; his leg struck the ground first and gruesomely tore off at the knee. As his lower leg did a few solo glips Beep-beep was flung and twisted painfully. On the second impact his forehead scraped the ashphalt and ripped his entire face off, like think really shity pizza when you bit and all the sudden the whole layer of cheese comes off and falls onyour shirt leaving you a piece of flatbread covered in sauce well it was exactly like that except the cjesse was Beep-beep’s face and the sauce hois blood. Have fun eatig Italian later.
Bloody and mangled, the third hit snapped his back and Beep-beep’s bodu started stumbling over its limbs and fell to a halt. In a tragic teist his parents had already been destroyed when the restaurant got bombed so neither had to witness their son’s gory death. But everyone else who saw was properly freaked out. Several members of the original resistence where now on tjeir knees and arms up surrendering to the maniac hurling children across the street off a catapult. The action prompted police to begin firing. Jimmy expected this and had already activitated his hoverchair’s bulletprofof shield. The others had to kinda hightail it for safe ground behind fallen arcade machines. Carl was lucky to hit behind his diaper tank but was out of the line of fire anyway. But he hid close by the sign post where Charles Edgar Cheese III’s decaying corpse had been hanged. The crows and other trash birds that had been snacking on hthe rotting pizza toppings anffeceal matter baked onto his skull flew away as ammo riddled the corpse and broke the rope, sending the mouse carcass right ontop of Carl, who procedded to vomit all over himself and Charles Edgar Ceese the Third’s crunpled remins. Everyone else waited for the barrage of bullets to end and once their machine guns were dry and Jimmy saw there were still defiant people standing in defense of their lvies he grinned and said, “all right, who’s next? More like who’s left?”
The unden-gaerdenfen led the bully who wore his hair over his eyes, you know the one he made the nano-bots for. Wasn’t much of a bully now, he had immediately backed down in fear during the struggle. He begged for his life but was shoved down into the catpult’s bowl and launched across the road. His head smashed into the concrete and splattered for yards around as his limp body slouched down. Jimmy ordered the other undend-gaerdfun to keep throwing the shrpnel and tack filled bombs across as well, but Carl had broken down in a mixture of raw emotion.
“I can’t do thus abymore Jimmy I’m sorry!! Please please don’t be mad, but I can’t try killing people like you do. I I Ican;t believe you killerfd Sheen!!!” Carl wailed safly, hoping he could reach whatever might be left of his best friend.
“Shut the fuck up Carl, get out of the way then!” Jimmy barked in responsex, again not even looking at his anguished firned and instead peered tgrough his binocaulars on his hoeverchair to get a better loook at his chaos. Japsat Jowls immediately seized control of the catpult and loaded the kid with the goofy unibrow in. He hugged his chest tight before he was flung at a nearby building, bursting like a fly on a windshield against the hard drbick bricks.
Helen henny had new robot hands so she could easily toss dangerous explosive devices over to immobile police units. Just then the cops had more firepowerr and the defenselenss chicken beast was riddled with bullets. Jimmy seemed more distraught with this loss than he did anyone else yet, but it made his brows furrow and he nearly released some Wheezer toxins without warning. But then h e had a better idea. Grinning, he signaled Mr. Munch to let our the Jimmy Juniors. As they rode their mutant eunuch monsters fiercely across the street, Japspaerr loaded the girl with pigtails whose belly always shows into the catapult.
I think her name is Brittany? Whatever she got thrown throuw the aur just like the other children. Her arm smacked the pavement mych like Beep-beep’s leg did, but rather than completely tearing off it hung by her stretchy elkbow skin; simultaneously her leg twisted back and kicked in the back of her skull. The hit drove her head up against the road ear first killing her. That was the third kid and amazingly cops were still reloading machine guns – not realizing Jimmy had a forecefield and findt care about his mens safety. Even the temperatemental Sam was urging the cops to stop. He laid on the ground though nable to speak or regain motor skills ever since being tased. Sam had also diarrhead himself during the chocking because his diet is horrible and consists only of candy sweets and chesntets. Chesnuts. No really.
Fearful for his life, Cal sat behind his tank throwing bomps he hoped were only full of his poop acrss the road but his throws were terribly and almost blew up in their own parking lot. Bombs continued to fill the sky and blood and casuality had surrounded them. He watchsed in hprror as his parents arrived on the scene huffing and puffing as if yhey had rabn for their lives. Up until that point depsite all the terrible stories they had heard frpm fellow pearents, Mr and Mr.s Wheezer truley believed Carl would be safe as je was Jimy’s best friend. But once they heard the Estexvez bastard had perished in the crossfire, they came runnin to finally rescue their boy. Berfore he could even try to get their attention a bomb fuill of poop detonated (got it ;)) right on Ebenezer EWheezer’s forehead, and his body flailed and pulled his wife into the ranfe of the cops’ guns. They too were pierced with thousands of rounds auntil another bomb that contained morotor oil blew over them and forced their soaked and ogred bodie to the ground. Carl mentally checked out, frozen in position.
Just as the Wheezers collapsed to the ground the Jimmy Juniors jumped off their mounts and went after their targets. Sam was nearly able to pull himself to a sitting position, but then Jimmy Jr kicked him in the mouth, sending rotting teeth flying. Then as he struggled to catch his breath, Sam felt his pants being pulled down, sending renewed stink waves off his wet sticky ass. Jimmy Junopr was disgusting and started licking the anus, and with a gleeful display of force he rammed his dick that awas about a foot long already at one day old right up Sam’s poopy butthole. Sam cried in pain and Jimmy Jurnior salpped him happily, getting orange butt fluiod all over himself and sam. The opfficer that had leard the gunshots noticed the raping and used his klast two bullets to miss the vibrating baby, and then to blow a hole through its shouilder. But it continue the rape and without a loaded weapon, the other Jimmy Junior bit the cops leg and once he was down began to teabag the exhausted man. Then as he clung o consciousness Jiommy Jr took his machine gun and started smashing the officer’s face in with it, for this Jimmy Jir was a little stupid yet and didn’t think to reload rhe gun. But he wouldn’t need to – the rounds were depleted and the surviving cops surrendered. Jimmy had won the Retroville Xivil War.
“Now that is more like it,” Jimmy neutron sighed, “How about that Carl, shoulda just started with those Jimmy Juniors. I could have saved all those weapons we wasted but hey, we took out half the town and let go of a lot of weight huh?” The maniacal asshole just guffawed as the shell shocked Carl was in no way able to react or even fully absort what Jimmy Neutron just said. The deastruction of his parents was collateral damage from poor planning in Jimmy’s eyes, he probably had no idea the Wheezer evn showed up. This damning conclusion combined with the other ways Jimmy had made him suffer in the previous night and before the capture was starting to turn wheels in Carl’s head that would retool the love he shared with Jimmy Neutron.
“Well now, no time to waste. I’m sure that narc Sam called in the military and higher leels of government to come after me next. Line up everyone, I got some raping to do!” Jimmy giggled as he pilot his chair lower to the grouind. As the dejected defeated and fearful bystanders began trudging over to Chuck E. Cheease’s, three gay looking robots rumbled over and began spouting nonesnese.
“We are the critics united! I am a naval officer made of metal and I say you can dnot do these things!”
“Yes!” cried another darker looking machine making an awful siren noise, “This is not appropriate you can not-” But the robot didn’t getr to finish as Goddard had already began melting them with a radioactive magnifiying glass attachment. Jimmy Neutron had one last bomb he threw at them, it was just a regular old bomb but just as satisfying.
“Everyone’s a mother fucking critic,” He similed.
Well that’s it that’s chapter 15 what a carazy battle right? Anyway the critics are real and calling for my demise so when the banhammer arrives look me up on adult fanfiction .net where I have the same username story title everything. Five more chapters will post in both spots, conditions permitting. That’s all till nexy year but here’s some trivia from chapter 14:
*Beep-beep’s testimony was 100% improvised, I had no idea what I was gonna have that kid do so once the guards let him loose I just went with the first things that came to mind, what would this mindless child do? Turned out rather great I’d say and made a compelling argument in Jimmy’s defense too.
*On the contrary all of Cindy’s words were well picked – meaning I chose them as substitutes for real ones she’s trying to say, she could not pick them well. “Goose pebbles” is an attempt at “Neutron”, “Tommorow I met the tomato tomorrow” means “You’re a killer, you killed them you monster” and “Cookie Monkey” was her saying “I gotta pee” Despite her rage at seeing her tomentor, she’s still way too retarded to even control her bladder. Her ordeal will continue in Chapter 16.
*I had to rewrite a lot of Jimmy’s plea to Carl in the men’s room because I kept forgetting he was chained to a toilet. I had him lash out and pull Carl close and then was like wait how can he do that? I think I was channeling a little Rick and Morty for that scene.
*The E in Charles Edgar Cheese the Third’s name is included in the title because this year another court case was depicted between a Jimmy and a Chuck on Better Call Saul. I think more happened during this one.
*At 8,003 words including the disclaimer, opening and close, Chapter 14 is the longest part of this story to date.
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