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The Remnant Armada
By : DarkWolves
Category: +M through R > RWBY
Views: 65092 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.
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<Ruby awakes in her bed with a splitting headache. Yang sitting by her sister’s bedside hands her a warm glass of milk>

Yang: “Welcome back sleepy head”

Ruby: “Ugh, what did I do last night. My head feels like when Weiss is explaining the material structure of Dust, but worse”

Yang: “Aww, my little sisters first hangover. Don’t worry, you’ll be back to your usual self in no time”

Ruby: “It’s not that, I’m just thinking about all the stupid things I must have done. Grimms curse, it must have been embarrassing”

Yang: “Tell me about it. Weiss said you tried to kiss her”

Ruby: “She’s my girlfriend, we kiss all the time, that’s not embarrassing”

Yang: “I never said it was on her mouth”

<Weiss teaching Ruby to speak Atlesian (French) in preparation for their trip to Atlas>

Blake: “How are the lessons going?”

Ruby: “Pretty good”

Weiss: “We’ll see. Ruby, what have you learned today?”

Ruby: “Si je t’aide à apprendre l’anglais, est-ce que tu m’apprendras comment embrasser à la française? (If I help you learn English, will you teach me how to French kiss?)”

<Weiss’s face erupts in redness>

Weiss to Blake: “I did not teach her that!”

Blake: “Bien sûr non (Of course not)”

<Team RWBY decide to play ‘I never’. Yang, being the one who suggested it, goes first>

Yang: “I’ve never had an embarrassing video uploaded to RemTube”

<Ruby drinks>

Yang: “Ruby, you know you’re only supposed to drink if you actually did what the other person said”

Ruby: “I know. Please don’t go searching for it, it’s not pretty”

Blake: “I have never fostered a secret attraction to someone else in the room”

<Ruby drinks>

Ruby: “I’m not saying who, it will only lead to conflict”

Weiss: “I have never tried on my sister’s clothes when she wasn’t around”

<Ruby drinks>

Ruby looks around at the growing stares: “It was one time!”

Ruby: “Let’s see, I never had a dream in which I was named supreme ruler of Remnant and proceeded to rule over the Kingdoms with an iron fist”

Yang shakes her head: “Ruby, you’re supposed to say something you think someone else might have actually-”

<Blake drinks>

Blake, noticing the looks: “There’s a lot more to me than you think. I mean, who among us doesn’t enjoy the sight of humans on their knees”

<RWY stare dumbfounded>

Blake flatly: “That was a joke”

<Yang decides to take drastic methods to help Ruby study for her next test. After Yang has set Ruby up at the desk in the dorm room and removed all possible sources of distraction>

Yang: “Now I’m going to make sure you can concentrate by nailing the door shut. That way you’ll have no choice but to focus on your test”

<Yang leaves the dorm and secures the dorm room door>

<Ping>

Yang from outside: “Oh crap, I left my scroll in there”

<Yang tries the door>

Yang: “Dammit, it’s nailed shut”

<Ruby picks up Yangs scroll off the desk, checks the status>

Ruby: “Yang looks like Blake just sent you a text with a picture attached. Do you want me to open it?”

Yang: “Oh crap. Blake, I don’t have the scroll. Stop sending pictures!”

<Yang hastily fights to undo her handiwork>

Blake from down the hall: “I already sent four more!”

<Ping> <Ping> <Ping> <Ping>

Yang panicked through the door: “Ruby, put down the scroll, don’t look at those!”

Ruby: “Wait, if that’s both her hands, then how is she taking the picture-”

<Yang smashes through the door, grabs the scroll off Ruby>

Yang: “Alright, now give me that scroll and get back to work! And before you say anything, they have a very different culture in Menagerie”

<Yang filming herself on her scroll in the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “Welcome back to another episode of Quantum Physics with Yang. Now, we’ve all heard of Erwin Schrodinger and his application of physics principles to everyday objects. In quantum physics it’s said that without outside observation it’s possible for something to exist in competing states simultaneously. Schrodinger demonstrated this with a thought experiment involving a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, creating a scenario where the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Now, we here at Quantum Physics wanted to test this theory but were told there are laws surrounding animal experimentation these days. So instead we’ve come up with our own thought experiment”

<Camera pans to follow Yang around the RWBY dorm>

Yang: “What if you were to take a cat faunus and then place them in a bathroom with a running shower. Without outside observation the faunus is considered to be both simultaneously dressed and undressed. Quite the conundrum we’re faced with. So, without further ado, let’s find out”

<Yang opens the door to the RWBY dorm bathroom, the camera lens immediately fogs up with steam as Yang steps inside>

Blake: “Yang, what are you doing! I’m in the shower and I’m naked!”

Yang: “And there you have it folks, Schrodinger’s thought experiment practically demonstrated”

Blake: “Is that your scroll? Yang, I swear if you’re filming another of those stupid videos I will shove that scroll so far up your-”

<Blake hand to hand sparring with Yang in the training centre>

Blake: “I must admit, I expected more from you Yang”

<Blake lands another body blow>

Blake: “Hand to hand is supposed to be your speciality”

<Blake grapples Yang and forces her to the floor, pinning her arms above her head>

Blake: “But it seems like you’re not even trying to-”

<Yang is panting heavily, and not just from the exertion. Blake looks down to see Yangs hardened nipples poking against her tank top>

Blake: “Oh, Grimm’s curse, you’re getting off on this aren’t you”

Yang: “Could you just tighten your grip a little, please”

Weiss: “Ruby have you seen my scroll?”

Ruby: “Yeah, I hope you don’t mind but I kind of borrowed it for an experiment”

Weiss: “Experiment?”

Ruby: “I wanted to see what Zwei got up to all day, so I tied it to his collar to record what he saw”

Weiss: “Anything interesting?”

Ruby: “Drinking out of the fountain in the courtyard, chasing squirrels around the training field and Blake laying on top of Yang in her bunk saying, ‘I can’t do it while the dogs watching’”

<Yang walks into the dorm soaking wet and covered in fresh claw marks>

Weiss: “What happened to you, did you lose a fight with a Nevermore?”

Yang: “No, I just had a bath with Blake”

Weiss: “I didn’t realise Blake hates taking baths that much”

Yang: “Oh she doesn’t hate it, she just gets a little too relaxed and forgets about the claws”

Yes, I realise that even though shes a cat Faunus Blake doesn’t actually have claws but it was a funny idea, so I ran with it.
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The Remnant Armada	By : DarkWolves Category: +M through R > RWBY Views: 65092 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY and I make no money from writing this.

The Remnant Armada