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Eye of the Beholder	By : DragonSapphire Category: +S through Z > South Park > Slash - Male/Male Views: 4145 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Eye of the Beholder
by KoiFishSushi and Jaden56

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South Park & Characters are property of Matt Stone & Trey Parker
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Chapter Twelve

"’EY. What the fuck do you mean you don't have double nut chunky fudge ice cream?!" Cartman bellowed at the poor server behind the ice cream counter, who was holding up his ice cream scoop as a shield between him and the mammoth teenager. "I fucking swear I'll rip off your nuts and make my own goddamn icecrea--FUCK!"

Kenny bounced off Cartman's back, and would have gone sprawling out on the floor if he hadn't caught himself at the last second.

"Fucking asshole! Are you blind... Kenny?"

Kenny flinched as if he had gotten shot, quickly shutting down the expressions on his face as if his heart weren’t threatening to jump out of his chest and commit suicide. Fuck.

“...Yeah. What’s up.”

"What the hell happened to you, dude?" Cartman's heavy hand nearly sent Kenny sprawling again before he could regain his equilibrium as it clapped down on his shoulder. "And who'd you steal all that shit from?" Cartman eyeballed Kenny's clothes and the crumpled ten dollar bill clutched in his hand.

Leo hadn't been paying much attention as Kenny walked off, but he heard the commotion and instantly his eye grew wide. Fuck fuck fuck. He jumped up, darting over just in time to hear Cartman accusing Kenny of stealing from someone.

"Back off, Fatass!" the dolled-up little blonde said, glaring at Cartman through that one eye, the other conveniently covered by his hair. Leo wondered if Cartman would even recognize him at all. "He didn't fucking steal anything, shithead. Go choke on a ice cream cone." Leo didn't care if he didn't sound oh-that-girly, he looked it. Carefully he stepped up beside Kenny and snatched his hand, visible brow arched in that irritated manor that only a pissed off girlfriend could achieve.

Kenny's back went rigid and his pallor even more white, and he mentally cursed at the absence of his parka that would have hidden such an incriminating response. That stupid little fuck... Leo was going to get himself killed if Cartman realized who he was. With an effort he forced himself to relax his spine and give off a bored air, although his hand was clutching tightly at Leo's. Fuck, but he really hadn’t expected to confront his friends so soon, and of course it had to be Cartman out of all of them.

Thankfully for Kenny Cartman hadn't even noticed his reaction, his eyes locked with a predatory glaze on the blonde glaring daggers at him.

"Well well. Who’s this? Your newest bitch, Kenny?" Cartman leered, scanning the 'girl' from head to foot as if he were violating her right there. "The fuck you want with a scrawny bag of bones, sweetheart? He'll be dead within a week anyway." Cartman shrugged, smirking.

Kenny seethed silently, wishing he could drag Leo away from this scene and take him back home where they could pretend to be a happy couple without so many fucked up problems.

"But he's so good in bed." Leo just smirked back, slipping his arms around Kenny's waist, his head rested upon his shoulder. “Mm... Now get the fuck away, you fat lard. We want ice cream and you're holding up the line." Leo wasn't afraid. When and if Cartman noticed WHO he was, he would probably be shitfaced afraid of Leo, since Leo was a crazy half-blind motherfucker who'd killed his own parents.

“C'mon baby, let's get that ice cream." Leo leaned up and kissed Kenny’s pale cheek lightly, nudging him towards the counter and blatantly disregarding the overweight brunette.

Kenny's blue eyes flickered distrustfully towards Cartman, not wanting to turn his back on his long-time 'friend' especially since he knew how violent and explosive his rage was. Because he was looking for it he caught sight of Cartman's hand flying up towards the back of Leo's head, his face mottled red down to his several chins.

Kenny pushed Leo out of the way and whirled on Cartman before he could think about what he was doing, his fist coming up in a blur and connecting with Cartman's eye with an impact that took the much bigger teen by surprise. Cartman fell back hard on his ass, causing a miniature earthquake that sent several children scurrying and crying in the food court.

"Don't you fucking touch him," Kenny spat furiously, his fist throbbing and clenched at his side, ready for round two with Cartman's face.

Wow. Leo blushed, looking at Kenny, a little in awe that his boyfriend had reacted out in his defense, but frustrated with everything else at the moment. He could take care of himself, but Kenny was willing to take the hit for him? Or rather, punch Cartman’s lights out?

Cartman's hand went to his eye, his expression flashing between shock, pain, and anger. His wide mouth opened - no doubt to cry for his mom - but then he closed it with a snap, an incredulous look overcoming his face.

"...Him?" Cartman’s untouched eye swiveled towards the pretty blonde that had been with Kenny, catching sight of the scar that had been uncovered when Kenny had pushed ‘her’ out the way. A look of absolute glee passed over Cartman's face as if Christmas had come early.

When Leo heard himself referred to as 'him', he gasped and just looked between the two life-long friends. Fuck.

"Oh my god, McCormick. You're fucking the freak?!" Cartman laughed hysterically from where he was sitting on his ass, hand over his swiftly swelling eye. "Just wait 'til everyone hears about this! FAGS!"

"F-Fuck. Cartman, you know you tried to fuck me last year, so you have NO room to talk. You were trying to get into my pants even as kids. I still have a blackmail copy of the picture of you sticking your stubby little dick in my mouth." How Leo got it, who fucking knew.

Leo snorted a little and grasped Kenny's hand, tugging him back, trying to pull him away from the growing crowd. "C'mon Kenny. Let's just go home," he said quietly, pleadingly. Fuck the mall.

Kenny shrugged off Leo, not looking away from Cartman whose dark laughter disturbed him more than his anger did. He stalked forward until he was standing over Cartman - who gave a flinch at his suddenly proximity, Kenny noted with grim satisfaction. He bent over and fisted a handful of Cartman's 5XL coat by the front, his eyes flashing blue death as he locked them on Cartman's darker, piggie brown ones.

"If you ever come near him you won't have to worry about him going psycho again and killing you – I'll do it." Kenny waited until Cartman was nearly blue with pent up rage, choking on it, and then let him go, staring at the teen coldly.

Leo was quite a bit surprised that Kenny was so defensive of him. Fuck. He didn't care anymore if Kenny ever told him that he loved him - he knew he had to just from the way he’d confronted Cartman. Though, if Cartman tried anything on Kenny, Leo would go psycho on him without hesitation. He would kill that bastard. They were causing a ruckus in the mall, but most people had walked away, and the gay mall cops hadn't shown up yet so they were safe for now.

Leo just... really hoped Kenny didn't get hurt over this.

"Are you sticking up for that freak now, Kenny?" Cartman spat, trying to get to his feet and failing, so he just sat there glaring. "You know he killed his parents and it's just a matter of time before he goes apeshit on the rest of us. You included, Kenny." Cartman's voice was soft and took on that 'of course I'm right, and it's only a matter of time before you realize it too' tone.

Kenny shrugged. "Like you said, I'll probably die anyway with or without his help."

"Fucking stupid ass!" Cartman's calm passed and he yelled, nearly rolling on the ground. "I know you like getting fucked in the ass, Kenny! I know how you cry for your daddy at night "Oh no Daddy, please! Please, fuck me harder!" Cartman mimicked in a high falsetto.

"...Shut up." Kenny said, his face gone deathly pale and his eyes shuttered as he took a step back from Cartman and his close-truths, knowing the fat lard couldn’t have made that shit up especially since they’ve had so many sleepovers with Stan and Kyle, too. "Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!"

Before Cartman could claim any sort of victory over Kenny, a small, booted foot lifted high and then slammed down onto Cartman's crotch, grinding his nads painfully and cruelly.

"MMEEEAAAAAHHH~~hhh!!" Cartman hollered and trailed of into a high-pitched whine, his face going pale with shock and agony.

"Shut up," Leo repeated for Kenny as he yanked his foot back from Cartman’s groin and grasped Kenny's arm, pulling him roughly. "Let's go. It'll take twenty minutes for him to get up off of the floor. Let's leave, please," the smaller, but more vicious blonde pleaded. They’d get some ice cream at home or whatever. Leo didn't care anymore. He just wanted to hug onto Kenny, knowing his boyfriend had to be hurting from Cartman’s comment about Kenny’s father... He just wanted to make things better. “C'mon. Please..."

Truthfully, Leo didn't know what to do. He just wanted out of there. He was uncomfortable around Cartman in that skirt, not feeling up to playing the part of a sweet, innocent girlfriend right now.

Kenny was tempted to kick Cartman one more time for good measure. However, he recovered swiftly and even surprised everyone when instead of walking away he just smirked wickedly and grabbed Leo around the waist, pulling him flush against his body. He didn’t let Leo get a word out otherwise, kissing him passionately with plenty of tongue right in front of Cartman and the entire mall population.

"Let's go, babe," he murmured against Leo's lips, that kick having knocked some sense back into Kenny even though it hadn't been directed at him. Thank god.

"Fucking... kill you guys..." Cartman groaned weakly, shuddering in pain as he watched the pair's feet move away from him, curled over on the floor clutching his broken balls.

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Sometimes the best things in life are the most obvious.

Kicking Cartman in the nuts, for example, had gotten Leo a delicious public kiss that made his heart melt. Once out in the parking lot and safely in the car, Leo leaned over and returned the kiss to Kenny's lips.

"Thanks... for sticking up for me. You have no idea how that shocked me." Leo blushed. “You know, having someone care enough to punch out Cartman’s lights." A little smile spread over his lips and he poked Kenny in the chest lightly. “I'm sorry about earlier with the money and stuff... "

Kenny slipped his hand around the back of Leo's neck, prolonging the electric contact between their mouths. "What kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't stick up for my girl?" He grinned darkly against Leo’s lush lips, rubbing a soft spot behind the other’s ear with his thumb before letting him go and buckling his seatbelt.

"You're sweet," Leo murmured after that kiss, not even bothered by the girl comment. He was going to buy Kenny an inexpensive coat then, just a simple black hoodie, something he'd like or get used to wearing.

“You're going to catch a cold in this freezing temperature, though... Without a coat. You can pick out one of mine... A-And if you want, we can stay home from school on Monday and maybe even Tuesday. I was thinking we could just... move. Get the fuck away from here. Now that Cartman knows, everyone's going to know by Monday. We'll do whatever you want to..."

Kenny felt surprisingly good standing up to Cartman, even though he knew they had both almost certainly made an enemy for life that day. There would be no going back to school, because by that time Cartman would have recovered enough to gather a lynch mob and set them on the two blondes. They might be able to take on one fatass, but an entire school - an entire county that had just been waiting for any reason to do Leo in... They were no match.

Today definitely decided things for him. Kenny just grinned.

"Let's go home, Butters."

Leo smiled and settled into his seat, buckling his seatbelt after starting the car up. "So. California? I'll stop at the store by the house, and we can run in and get a bunch of boxes so we can pack up the stuff we're gonna take. Maybe after we get everything in the car, we can set the house on fire and just say fuck it."

“Sounds good. Promise I get to blow it up,” Kenny drawled, grinning as he rolled his eyes over at Leo. He’d already proven a pro at burning his own clothes - an entire house would be fucking insane. Impractical, but fun.

Leo laughed quietly, eye lidded as he drove towards the store. Once there, he parked near the entrance and hopped out, tugging Kenny towards the entrance. He paused with a soft gasp when they nearly walked right into yet more familiar faces just after their confrontation with Cartman.

Of course. Of fucking course there was Stan and Kyle, completing their little unexpected reunion with all of Kenny’s group of friends. And Leo was holding Kenny's hand and dressed in drag. Leo just... acted like he didn't know them. He looked to Kenny though, as the two boys stared back at him.

"Whoa... Kenny? What the hell happened to your coat?" Stan asked. Kyle was too busy trying to figure out who the girl was.

"O-Oh. His coat caught on fire and couldn't be repaired..." Leo murmured, blushing under Kyle’s scrutiny. This was awkward.

...Fuck it. Fuck this. They were moving soon anyway.

"Fuck it. You two know me. It's Butters. We're moving. So... get out of the way so we can get some boxes. " Leo was pretty much expecting to be shunned by them, though he just knew they were dying to fuck each other. It would be helpful to have any sort of leverage over them if it came to another fight.

"If you two aren't pussies like that fat fuck Cartman, you can come over for a tiny going away party tonight. I've got champagne and beer, and tons of food. I'm not a fucking psycho and I know you two know it. Trust Kenny, he sees me for who I really am."

Kenny wrapped his arms casually around Leo's waist from behind, letting his high-strung boyfriend talk himself out with a quiet look of amusement on his face. He was too tired for another fight so soon, and his fingers were starting to hurt like a bitch from colliding with Cartman's face. Fuck, he hoped they weren't broken... His lips drifted to the side of Leo's neck while the other talked, giving him a little kiss and nibble, and then looked up at Stan and Kyle - who were looking back at them with huge, startled eyes - with lidded, dangerous blue eyes of his own.

"He's fucking cute, huh?" Kenny drawled after Leo had finished his spiel, one hand flat against Leo's belly and drifting lower so his fingertips were starting to slip erotically down the front of his skirt. Kenny nearly laughed as the others’ eyes got even bigger and they turned red, trying to look anywhere else but at them.

Leo tried not to melt so obviously at the kisses and nibbles, it just felt good. He laughed at the comment from Kenny.

"Uhh..." Stan blinked a few times, shifting uncomfortably where he stood as he eyed Kenny's hand trailing further downwards. Leo smacked the hand playfully and murmured a 'wait till we're home' to him.

"So you two are coming over tonight? I swear nothing freaky is gonna happen. We can drink, smoke some weed, watch movies. No big deal. I just want some form of going-away party for Kenny.” Leo didn’t have anyone who cared if he left South Park other than Kenny, but he was coming with him. “By the way, Cartman might be missing a nutsack. We ran into him at the mall and it wasn't pretty."

Leo shifted to lift his right foot up and stare at the bottom of the boot. "No blood... so I didn't break his nuts? Kinda wish I would have." This was said more to himself and Kenny.

"S-Sure. We'll come over..." Stan said hesitantly, almost afraid of what would happen if they DIDN'T come. Kyle elbowed him sharply and Stan just glared back. "Dude. Beer and weed, c'mon."

"Uhh, guys. You know my mom won't let me," Kyle frowned, finally speaking up, and Kenny snorted.

"Fuck your mom, dude. She doesn't have to know everything." Goddamn mama's boy even still. "Butters is cool, and his house is fucking huge. Big screen tvs and game systems like you wouldn't believe."

Stan and Kyle looked almost more taken back just at hearing Kenny speak – regularly, not just parka-speak - than they were at the fact he was sticking up for crazy Leo.

"Dude, I don't know..." Kyle still wavered.

Kenny groaned, pressing his face against the back of Leo's neck, almost not caring if they came or not. ...God Leo smelled good.

Leo shivered. The fact that Kenny had buried his face into his neck and proceeded to just breathe him in despite his friends standing right there just made him smile.

"Come on, Kyle. Stop being a pussy," Stan sighed. He blinked at himself and then just looked across at Kenny and Leo, shrugging in uncertain resignation.

Leo smiled and began walking towards store entrance, dragging Kenny along with him.

"Just show up around seven or so. We'll be there."

-TBC

A/N: We want just to thank everyone that's taken the time to read our story, and especially to those who've rated and reviewed! It's frustrating that we can't reply directly back to individual reviews, but we definitely read and appreciate every one of them!

To answer a few of the questions, Koi and I are gradually working our way through every SP pairing imaginable - from common couples like 'Style,' to not so common like Liane/Kenny and Token/Kevin (Chinese kid). Much of our work is unfinished for now because we get distracted and take off with new plot ideas/rps all the time, so just prepare for long waits between chapters on some of our stories, in addition to real life just getting in the way sometimes. :/

I'll try to update as soon as I'm able, and thank you again for all your support and interest! We hope you continue to enjoy our work! :)

-Jaden & (speaking for) Koi, because she shares half my brain. D: -love-
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