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Grow, Adapt, Overcome.	By : DebbieCync Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 53045 -:- Recommendations : 3 -:- Currently Reading : 5
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A white haired boy floated in a tube filled with a clear liquid, bubbles slowly rose from the bottom of the tube, rolling across his naked form as they kept it oxygenated. His form was partially obscured by the number of tubes and wires connected to him. The mask over his face pumped air into his lungs as he floated limply, only the slow rise and fall of his chest showing he was alive.

“What are you doing?”

“Ack!” Lisa’s clipboard went flying.

Lucy raised an eyebrow, not that anyone could see, and asked again, “What are you doing?”

“At present I am having a mild myocardial infarction, street name: heart attack,” Lisa replied as she clutched her chest and got her breathing back under control.

“Mom and Dad said you weren’t to experiment on your siblings without permission,” Lucy reminded her six year old sister.

“Lincoln gave me his permission,” Lisa assured her. “I have it on video.”

“You know that’s not what they meant,” Lucy said with a sigh. “I’m going to have to kick this up the chain of command.”

“Crap baskets,” Lisa cursed as in less time than should have been possible all her sibs, excepting Lily who was off with their parents visiting Aunt Muriel for the weekend, were crammed into her lab slash bomb shelter.

“What did you do?!” Lori demanded angrily.

“Is he alive?” Lana asked anxiously.

“Why is he naked? I can see his boy parts,” Lola complained.

“Is this one of those male enhancement thingies?” Lynn asked. “Cause I don’t think it was that big, and I know it wasn’t that hairy when I pantsed him last week.”

“What?!” Lisa spun around and examined Lincoln before rushing over to the control panel. “Dang it, Lucy!”

“What did I do?” Lucy asked.

“You made me throw my clipboard when you startled me,” Lisa explained as she rapidly made adjustments and checked dials.

“Holy crap!” Lynn exclaimed as they all stared into the tube where Lincoln’s form was slowly swelling.

“Were you trying to turn Lincy into Captain America?” Leni asked.

Lisa ignored her as she frantically worked, glowing green liquid flowing down the tubes into Lincoln’s arms and legs.

Lori held up a finger for silence at seeing how concerned the young genius was.

“I need potassium and sugar, complex carbohydrates, stat!” Lisa exclaimed as she opened a silver container that was making a slurping sound as it ran dry.

Leni stepped forward and dumped her drink into it, much to the sisters’ horror.

“Banana smoothie?” Lisa asked absently.

“Uh huh,” Leni agreed.

“Quick thinking,” Lisa complimented her causing the others to stare at Leni like they’d never seen her before.

“Please work,” Lisa begged as Lincoln’s form began to spasm and then settled down. “Oh thank Hawking and Einstein it worked.”

“This is literally impossible,” Lori said as they stared at Lincoln, now as tall as Lori and with muscles that Lynn was staring at in absolute awe.

“What… did we just see?” Luan asked, sounding worried and upset.

“Let me explain,” Lisa said, sitting in a chair and taking her wig off so she could wipe sweat from her brow. “Lincoln recently found out he had a pituitary disorder that would interfere in the production of male hormones, that is why his hair is white.”

“Dude, it’s as big as Lily’s arm,” Lana said, face pressed against the glass.

Lori pulled Lana away. “It’s wrong to peep on your brother. Continue.”

“There was some medicine that could help, but the cost is rather high,” Lisa explained, “so he asked if I could fix it.”

“You fixed it alright,” Lynn said with a whistle.

“Actually, I told him I’d need to take a lot of readings and even then it would probably take up to two years to fix as we needed to proceed slowly,” Lisa explained with a heavy sigh. “He wanted to begin as soon as possible, so we were simply taking baseline readings and confirming the doctor’s findings.”

“And then I startled you and?” Lucy asked.

Lisa checked the reading before replying, “Accidentally put it into overdrive.”

“You were looking mondo worried there,” Lori pointed out.

“The process I designed is meant to take two years to complete,” Lisa explained, “not two minutes. The fact that he came through physically unharmed is nothing short of a miracle and I’m still worried about his mental state. Lincoln briefly entered a seizure state as his brain processed information at a rate that exceeded what most supercomputers operate at. Who knows what effect that would have on one’s personality and intelligence. I’m worried I may have damaged him in a way I can not fix.”

“Can’t all these wires tell you?” Leni asked, struggling to be heard over the panicking sisters.

“They aren’t designed for that,” Lisa said as she tapped a few buttons to bring up the readings and then stared in shock.

“What’s wrong?!” Lori demanded.

Lisa didn’t answer simply hitting a few buttons on her console and bringing up a screen that showed Lincoln waking up and talking about a dream he had involving an alien dog. “The interaction between Lincoln’s spasming brain and the monitoring system I designed, Dynamic Operation Gestalt has evolved to the point of providing a sandbox for his mind to play in to keep it busy.”

“We’re watching him dream?” Luna asked in disbelief.

“No, his mind is currently in a deeper state of sleep precluding the REM cycle, these are the dreams he had in the seconds he was spasming,” Lisa explained. “This recording can show me if his mind has been damaged or not.”

The girls watched as he showered, laughing as he cheered having enough time to let the hair conditioner do its work.

“Should we be watching him shower?” Leni asked.

“As opposed to staring at him floating naked in a tube?” Lynn asked sarcastically.

“Good point,” Leni decided, turning to watch the tube while Lincoln dressed onscreen, so she wouldn’t see him changing.

“I didn’t realize puberty was difficult for boys as well,” Lucy said as Lincoln spoke to his audience.

Jaws dropped as they saw Lynn flash Lincoln to steal his sandwich.

“I never did that!” Lynn exclaimed defensively. “I mean I don’t have anything to flash, so it would have been pointless.”

“Lincoln doesn’t seem to think so,” Leni pointed out.

Lynn blushed as Lincoln spoke his thoughts aloud about not understanding how she could doubt her attractiveness and that he loved her.

“That is literally the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard,” Lori said as a teary-eyed Luan entered the scene and Lynn fled.

Everyone’s eyes cut to Luan as her onscreen self cried about Benny and Lincoln comforted her but she just sighed. “Benny leaving was tough, but I didn’t get that bad… did I?”

“For a couple of days,” Luna admitted.

“He is… Holy Crap!” Luan said wide eyed. “That’s exactly the joke I was just thinking of making!”

“He does know us quite well,” Lisa pointed out, “so his mental models of us should be fairly accurate.”

“I do not laugh maniacally,” Lisa complained as she watched her onscreen self start an AI project.

“Not often anyway,” Lucy corrected the little genius, making her blush.

They watched as Lincoln and Clyde talked about wet dreams onscreen, several of the girls taking discreet glances at Lynn as Lincoln mentioned he’d be more jealous of Clyde having a crush on her than Ronnie Anne.

The pair heading into the hospital raised some eyebrows as did the two’s exploration and setting up of private rooms for themselves.

“Could they really claim a building like that?” Lola asked.

“If done correctly, yes,” Lisa confirmed.

“And I got in trouble for stealing some of Lola’s Halloween candy?!” Lana complained.

“If it’s been left sitting out for years like that building it would have been considered fair game,” Luan suggested.

“Eww!” came the chorus from the girls as Lisa sipped his sperm sample onscreen.

“I’d never be so clumsy as to contaminate a sample that way,” Lisa defended herself.

“You do tend to hog Lincoln,” Lucy noted as she watched herself and Lynn argue onscreen.

“Not that much,” Lynn muttered before smiling as she won and snuggled up to sleep with Lincoln.

“Totes adorable,” Leni said.

“And how about that?” Lori asked dryly as the half naked Lynn slept on top of Lincoln.

“But you are beautiful,” Lincoln said onscreen, causing Lynn to turn bright red.

“Totes,” Leni said firmly.

The sisters laughed as Lincoln’s attempt to sound innocent failed, all of them practically seeing flames dance in his eyes as he tried to get the names of the people who called Lynn a dog.

“I’d never say that!” Lynn exclaimed as her onscreen self told Lincoln why she pushed him so hard.

“Would you think it?” Luan asked, already knowing the answer.

“Maybe,” Lynn admitted softly.

“He knows me so well,” Luan said with a bright smile, as Lincoln talked about her.

The groups eyes got wide as Lincoln addressed the screen talking about how there was nothing he wouldn’t do for his sisters, not caring if it was legal or even moral.

“Should I be surprised at that, cause I’m not and I really think I should be,” Leni complained.

“Dude’s hardcore when he needs to be,” Luna said with a proud smile.

“He’s broken the law to help me before,” Lana said. “Remember when we freed all the frogs?”

“I guess we’ve just never heard it stated straight out that way before,” Luan said. “It really hits you where you live.”

The Lisa onscreen considering and agreeing with Lincoln’s statement had everyone turning to look at her.

“I can find no fault in her logic,” Lisa said. “Can anyone else?”

There was a thoughtful pause before they all agreed.

“Maybe we should send the younger girls out,” Lori said as Lincoln entered the bathroom with Lynn, both of them nervous and excited.

“Last year, the Christmas party, recorded on cell phone,” Lola said with a smirk.

“Or not,” Lori said, knowing to back down when Lola felt strongly enough to reveal blackmail information.

“Dude, I am not that hot!” Lynn complained as her onscreen self stripped.

“In Lincoln’s eyes you are,” Lisa replied, “and the change in appearance is actually quite minimal.”

“Yeah, all it would take to get you looking like that is a little moisturizer, some conditioner, and a little more… attitude.”

“Brothers and sisters can do that?” Leni asked as they all watched in shock.

“Shatner that hymen!” Luan cheered, laughing till tears ran down her face as she clutched her sides.

“They can, but they aren’t supposed to,” Lisa replied to Leni.

“Lynn looks happy,” Leni said.

“That’s not me!” Lynn exclaimed embarrassed.

“Lincoln’s model is pretty accurate,” Lisa disagreed, “that is who you could be with a little more confidence in yourself.”

“So, if I believed in myself I’d be riding Lincoln?!” Lynn demanded.

“If he told me I was beautiful the way he told you I would,” Lucy admitted.

“I… can’t say I’m surprised to hear that,” Lori said.

Luan gave Lynn a hug. “You do care!”

“What?!”

“You just told Lincoln you were used to sharing with your sisters and subtly suggested he seduce Luan while admitting you would seduce Luan yourself if that’s what it took to make her smile,” Lisa summed up.

“I… plead the sixth,” Lynn said.

“Fifth,” Lisa corrected.

“You’ve never tried to seduce me to make me smile,” Lucy complained.

“You don’t enjoy smiling,” Lynn replied confused.

“Good point,” Lucy conceded.

“No way he came that much,” Lori complained, “that’s like what a horse would do.”

“It’s been noted,” Lisa agreed.

“I can hug Lincoln at any time,” Lucy said. “I really should take advantage of that more.”

“Definitely,” Lola agreed.

“I already do,” Lana said proudly. “I get three a day minimum.”

“That me is way more depressed than I am,” Luan said. “I hope someone seduces her and cheers her up because she is bumming me out.”

“Are you saying you want Lincoln or Lynn to seduce her because she’s depressed?” Luna asked.

“Or both at once,” Luan said. “I mean, look at her.”

“We can bribe him to cook for us just by not fighting?” Lola asked curiously as Lincoln made a deal with them onscreen.

“It looks that way,” Lori said amused as she watched the twins make plans.

“Your lab doesn’t look like that,” Lucy noted as they watched Lincoln’s exam.

“It did before the latest upgrades,” Lisa replied.

“Hey, that’s mine!” Leni complained as the Lisa onscreen used her personal toy to examine Lincoln.

“Did you really have your nickname for Lincoln engraved on the side?” Luna asked.

“Lori said I should make sure I didn’t get it mixed up with her’s and Lincy gives the best massages,” Leni explained.

“Whoa, Lincoln’s an X-man?” Lana asked Lisa.

“No, not in real life, but in his dream he appears to be, probably to make up for what he feels he lacks,” Lisa explained.

“Lisa!” Lori exclaimed as she stared at what was happening onscreen.

“I did not do that during the exam,” Lisa quickly said. “The hormonal overload Lincoln is currently going through is likely responsible for the current deviation.”

“So, you wouldn’t do that?” Lynn asked just to be sure.

“I would have done the proper research into techniques well in advance,” Lisa assured her.

“That’s not a no,” Luan teased.

“Events sometimes transpire that we haven’t foreseen,” Lisa said absently as she watched her onscreen self orally pleasure Lincoln, finding a surprising amount of satisfaction in her competence and Lincoln’s response.

“What?” Leni asked.

“She can think of a few situations where she would suck Lincoln off,” Luna explained.

“That was sweet, in a bizarre totally not right sort of way,” Lori admitted.

“CERN is a bunch of shit slinging monkeys in lab coats?” Luan asked amused.

“Creating micro black holes was beyond the bounds of mere human stupidity,” Lisa explain incensed.

They continued to watch as Lucy was swept up and carried away by Lincoln, causing the real one to smile.

“Score,” Lynn said putting up her hand to get a high five from her goth sis.

“I would love to go through the vents,” Lana assured Lucy, “I just figured that was your area, like the crawlspace is mine.”

“I can still fit fine,” Lucy said, “but I’d love to share it with you.”

“Smooth,” Lola told Lucy, “you almost got him naked.”

“Those shorts are worse than naked,” Lori said, “it’s like body paint but with no color or style.”

“I like when he talks to his audience,” Lucy said, agreeing with her onscreen self.

“Seeing me try and put on Lucy’s pants would be funny,” Luna admitted as they listened.

“Good strategy,” Lori complemented Lucy as she cuddled up to him and read comics.

“That is what I would do, if I shared her goals,” Lucy said.

“You know I’m just teasing about you needing a tan, right?” Lynn asked.

“I’m aware,” Lucy assured her.

“You aren’t supposed to do that in other people’s beds, even if you didn’t want to get your sheets wet,” Leni said, recalling Lori’s lecture as they watched the Lucy onscreen finger herself to orgasm and fall off the bed, prompting a laugh from everyone.

“It’s different when you are doing it on a boy’s bed,” Lori told her. “Trust me, they don’t mind.”

The scene switched to Lincoln making lunch, much to a red-faced Lucy’s relief.

Lana laughed as her onscreen self asked them to help convince mom and dad to let them run around naked. “I’ll try, but I haven’t managed it so far.”

“He looks better naked,” Leni said when the twins accidentally tore his spandex shorts off.

“I started a basketball based cult?” Lynn asked in disbelief.

“I can totally see you doing that,” Lori said with the sisters chiming in their agreement.

“Chuck Shumer,” Lisa growled angrily as his name came up in conversation.

“Did you really try and make Terminators to get rid of some football players?” Lori asked in disbelief.

“It was in service to humanity!” Lisa defended herself.

“Lincoln does a lot of things he never mentions,” Luna noted.

“Like Lynn,” Luan joked, making her groan.

Lynn groaned again as her onscreen self gloated about fucking Lincoln silly.

“You do know she’s going to keep all the jewelry, don’t ya?” Lana asked Lynn as her onscreen self handed all the jewelry over to Lola to pass out.

“It’s not my fault it all suits me best,” Lola said.

“There is no possible way for a human to develop tissue that dense,” Lisa said shaking her head.

“Even after you gave him the Captain America treatment?” Lynn asked.

“Even then,” Lisa replied.

“He is so romantic,” Leni said with a smile as Lincoln held Lynn’s hand and they walked up the trail to the hospital.

“He’s taking that much better than I thought,” Lori said as they watched the pair run into Ronnie Anne and Clyde at the hospital.

“He’s with Lynn,” Luan said, “so he’s not hurting for female companionship, besides he’s always been there for his friends.”

“Are we sure he didn’t get bitten by one of Lisa’s radioactive… arachnids?” Lucy asked, changing what she’d been about to say because of Leni’s fear of spiders.

“Why does everyone assume I have made… those?” Lisa demanded, making sure not to say the word.

Nobody replied as they watched Lynn tease Lincoln and him tease her back in response.

“Now that takes some strength and a good sense of balance,” Luan complemented as they watched Lincoln have sex standing up in the aquatic therapy room.

“Finish him off you selfish bitch!” Lynn snapped at her onscreen self as she saw that he was still hard. “I wouldn’t leave him hanging like that. You guys know I wouldn’t, right?”

“Hunger is distracting you, look at the way you are both eating,” Lisa pointed out. “You are not deliberately neglecting him.”

“So, you are helping me with my romantic pursuit of Lincoln,” Lucy noted.

“You didn’t think I would?” Lynn asked, sounding hurt.

“Are you two really having this conversation?” Lori asked in disbelief.

“Lucy’s got as much right to get a little face time with Lincoln as everyone else,” Lynn defended her roomie.

“I literally can’t argue with that,” Lori deadpanned.

“Good,” Lynn said.

“Now she’s taking care of business,” Luan pointed out as Lynn ducked under water.

“When is she coming up for air?” Lola asked after a minute.

“When she’s done,” Lynn said firmly.

“No way can she do that and hold her breath long enough to finished,” Lori said.

“Five bucks!” Lynn bet.

“Deal!” Lori agreed shaking her hand.

A couple of minutes ticked by.

“No way you can hold your breath that long,” Lori said.

“Most humans can learn to hold their breath in excess of three minutes,” Lisa offered.

“And the kick is good!” Lynn cheered as they saw Lincoln’s ‘O’ face.

Lori passed Lynn five bucks. “I still say you can’t do that in real life.”

“Double or nothing?” Lynn offered.

Lori stopped herself. “I am not betting on that,” she said.

“I could maybe do it,” Luna said thoughtfully. “Singing is all about breath control.”

Luan nodded. “I’d probably have to come up for air at least once. I’d need some serious practice to match that.”

They watched as Ronnie Anne and Clyde joined the pair in the tub and listened to them talk.

“Yes, I would mess with time to save a sibling,” Lisa answered their unasked question.

“Is watching this helping Lincoln?” Lori asked. “I mean, is he ok?”

“We have to watch until the end,” Lisa replied, “at that point we’ll know what his mental state is, so I’ll know if I can wake him up or I need to keep him under while I find a way to repair his damaged intellect. Considering what we’ve seen so far and how coherent it is, I’d say there is minimal cause for concern.”

“They are so not subtle,” Lori noted with a grin, as they watched them lift weights and then brag about how smooth they were once they’d left.

“I can’t believe I’m falling down on the job,” Luna complained, “big break or not I should be there for Luan.”

“No way,” Luan said, punching her sister in the shoulder, “you have to take your breaks when you get them. Boys come and go, show business is forever!”

“Thanks, Lulu,” Luan said, touched.

“Finally, I get some screen time,” Lana cheered.

“How… bad do you think this is going to be?” Lori asked Lisa. “I mean, she’s eight.”

“What? So, because I’m only eight I don’t deserve any affection?!” Lana demanded.

“That’s not what I meant,” Lori quickly assured the young tomboy.

They watched as Lincoln ignored his own hormones and had a heart to heart with his younger sister making both Lanas smile.

“He’s a good brother,” Lola said with a smile.

Lori groaned as the scene continued. “You made him wash you there?”

“Gotta be thorough,” Lana said, as her onscreen self pulled Lincoln’s hand down and made him finger her.

“Not as bad as it could have been,” Lori said relieved.

“Looks pretty good to me,” Lana said. “If I gotta take a shower, I’ll take one with Lincoln any day.”

“So, you’d say that is an accurate representation of yourself and how you would behave in that situation?” Lisa asked.

“Definitely,” Lana agreed.

“Lincoln would get in a load of trouble for doing that in real life,” Lori said, “but it was sweet of him.”

“Do you think he’d take a shower with me?” Leni asked.

Lori sighed. “He would,” she assured her.

“Good,” Leni said with a broad smile.

“I called in a favor?” Luna asked surprised as they watched everyone gather for dinner. She smiled as she heard them talk. “Good job Luna in Lincoln’s head.”

“He’s going to bathe me?” Luan asked surprised. “Hope it’s a dirty scene.”

“It should cheer you up even if it’s just as mild as Lana’s,” Luna offered.

“I can’t believe you three are doing ‘that’ with the twins there,” Lori complained.

“They’re watching the TV and it’s dark,” Lynn defended her onscreen actions.

“Ha!” Lola said, as it became obvious the twins were watching the three. “Gotta be sneakier than that to put one over on us!”

“That is why you have to be more careful,” Lori lectured Lynn and Lucy.

“There is no conceivable way Lincoln could have DNA composed of a triple helix,” Lisa said, “he would no longer be human.”

“Go Lucy!” Luan and Luna cheered as Lucy got Lynn back, forcing her head down.

“Dude, I am getting good at that,” Lynn said proudly.

“That is so sweet,” Leni said as Lucy hugged Lynn.

Lynn blushed and looked uncomfortable. Lucy nudged her softly and gave her a grateful nod, distracting her, but also making her relax as Lucy didn’t appear to be planning to get as emotional as her onscreen self.

“Whoa!” Luan said as Lincoln played the part of a nobleman for Lucy and she rushed to get ready.

Once onscreen Lucy had gotten herself dolled up everyone turned to look from Lucy to the screen and back again.

“I don’t have any of that,” Lucy said, blushing. “Though I may have some similar things.”

Onscreen Lynn was predicting the older sisters’ reactions to how she looked.

“I would not have them send you to a convent,” Lori said, “an all girls school maybe.”

“I would totally eat you up,” Leni said. “You look perfect!”

“I’d be tempted to do the same,” Luna agreed.

“I’m kinda tongue tied,” Luan said. “I mean… damn!”

They turned to look at Lynn as her onscreen self talked about Lincoln getting sloppy seconds.

“Not one word,” Lynn growled out.

Lori groaned as onscreen the twins talked about sex.

“There are really people like that in the pageant business?” Lynn asked horrified, at what onscreen Lola was saying.

“Lincoln keeps them far away,” Lola said unconcerned. “If anyone seems too interested, he starts cleaning his fingernails with something sharp and looks them in the eye. If they don’t get the message, he smiles at them. One woman wet herself before running away.”

“Woman?” Lynn asked confused.

“Yeah,” Lola replied absently snickering as Lana found a way around the parental blocker.

“He works fast,” Leni said, smiling in appreciation at the outfit Lincoln had thrown together.

Luan burst out laughing as her on-screen self shook her head and went back to bed.

“Now that was an amusing trick,” Luan said as they watched Lincoln’s pants explode off him onscreen rather than on a screen onscreen.

“He can act,” Lori said surprised.

“Whoa!” Lucy breathed in shock, eyes glued to the screen.

“You got that right,” Lynn agreed.

“Huh, I hadn’t thought of it like that, but that is totally why we overdo things when we try and help,” Lori said.

“At least he gets why we screw up,” Luna said.

“It’s alive!” Luan repeated with a laugh as they watched the screen.

“Damn, she went off like a firecracker,” Lynn said.

“Can I get a copy of this?” Lucy asked Lisa.

“Yes,” Lisa said, unsure why she would want it, but unwilling to admit her ignorance on the matter.

“I did not say that was normal!” Lynn defended herself.

“He’s still acting and your onscreen self probably did in one scene we didn’t see,” Lisa replied.

“You guys are such sneaks!” Lori complained as the twins onscreen peeked through the keyhole in Lincoln’s room.

“If you’re going to be bad, be good at it,” Luan joked as the twins smirked.

“I can’t believe you’re still not telling me about what happened in the shower,” Lola complained.

“It was private,” Lana replied. “You’ve got secrets from me too.”

“I know, but it actually has to do with what we’re doing,” Lola explained, “so I’d need to know to help plan things out.”

“Nah,” Lana said after a moment, “I know how good you are at planning, you learned from Lincoln, you don’t need to know it.”

“Maybe,” Lola conceded, mollified by the compliment.

“Would you two really…” Lori trailed off, not wanting to voice the question.

“Just the tip, if it fit,” Lola decided. “Of course, if it really was good for the skin I’d prefer it on my face.”

“That’s just something they say,” Lori told her. “I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work like that.”

“Cosmo said it was really good for the teeth,” Leni offered, “lots of zinc.”

“I’m pretty sure I could make it fit,” Lana said, “just takes some elbow grease.”

“I think I’d try the face thing just to check,” Lola said, “if that didn’t work, I’d just use my mouth like Lucy and Lynn were, so my teeth would stay strong.”

Lori sighed and rubbed her temples.

“Lynn?” Lucy asked surprised as Lincoln pulled her out of the vent.

“What she said,” Lynn said, gesturing to her onscreen self.

“Holy cow,” Luan said as they watched Lincoln and Lucy doubleteam Lynn.

“I’m your favorite big sister?” Lynn asked softly.

Lucy gave a small nod, blushing.

“Who said jam it in?” Leni asked as Lincoln addressed the screen.

“No one did, he’s speaking to his imaginary audience,” Lori explained to Leni, wondering if she’d get it this time.

“Who thought it?” Luan asked.

Nearly everyone’s hand went up.

“I was thinking they shouldn’t be doing it,” Lori said.

“And?” Luan asked with a grin.

“And if you’ve gone that far you might as well go all the way,” Lori admitted.

“How about you?” Luna asked Leni.

“I was cheering Linc on,” Leni said. “Look how happy he’s made them.”

“Lisa?” Luan asked.

“I was thinking that indecision was unbecoming of him,” she admitted, “but my thoughts were vastly more complex than a simple ‘jam it in.”

The group watched as the three finished up and the scene switched to Lisa’s lab.

“Hugee Lincy?” Leni asked.

“The stuffed animal I sleep with,” Lisa replied.

The screen switched again to a morning scene with the three in Lincoln’s bed, Lucy in the middle.

“How much more is there?” Lori asked.

“We are almost at the end,” Lisa replied.

“And how does it look?” Lori asked.

“If the scenes continue to make sense and the audio and visual portions remain clear I believe it is safe to say Lincoln’s intellect has remained intact,” Lisa offered.

“Thank god,” Lori said, a sentiment echoed by the others in their own unique ways.

“Thanks, sis,” Luan said as the Lynn onscreen kicked Lincoln out of bed with orders to put a smile on Luan’s face by any means necessary.

“You’d do it for me,” Lynn replied.

“Does he really know how to seduce all of us?” Lori asked in disbelief.

“He knows how to nail me to the mats,” Lynn admitted. “He’s got game.”

“I don’t know if I’ll ever find a boy who can do for me what he did onscreen,” Lucy said.

“All he has to do is say yes when I ask him,” Lana said.

“Or not say no,” Lola added.

“He’s my Lincy,” Leni said with a smile.

“I’m kinda into girls right now,” Luna said, “but he does know me pretty well. I don’t think he could rock the panties off me, but he isn’t called the man with the plan for nothing.”

“Lisa?” Lori asked.

Lisa sighed. “I do not believe oral counts as seduction and I am not physically ready for anything else.”

“Not going to ask me?” Luan asked.

“I think we’re about to see if he can seduce you,” Lori replied.

They watched avidly as a naked Lincoln carried Luan off to the shower and held her in the tub.

“You offered yourself to Benny?!” Lori exclaimed shocked.

“No!” Luan examined. “I… chickened out,” she admitted.

“So, this is what would have happened if you hadn’t?” Lana asked.

“Maybe,” Luan admitted as she considered it. “If he’d turned me down… I could see it going that way.”

Luan laughed while the others groaned as the two in the shower made jokes.

“Huh, looks like he didn’t need to seduce you after all,” Luna said.

“Good side of average?” most of the sisters chorused, looking at Luan in disbelief as her onscreen self talked about her looks.

“What? It’s true,” Luan said, wondering at their response.

Before any more could be said, onscreen Lincoln replied and Luan’s jaw dropped.

“You have a classic profile,” Leni told her.

Lori’s eyes bugged out as the Luan onscreen demanded Lincoln get her pregnant.

“Does he know how to seduce you?” Leni asked curiously.

“I’d have his babies,” Luan replied, agreeing with her onscreen self. “He’s got me down.”

Lori turned to look at Lucy and Lynn who were both looking thoughtful. “You can not have your brother’s babies.”

“Duh,” Lynn said. “We are way too young to be having kids.”
“I mean ever,” Lori said. “Lisa, tell them.”

“I already am,” Lisa replied, gesturing to the screen.

“Evolutionary viruses?” Luan asked as the scene continued.

“An idea I’ve considered, but dismissed as too dangerous with my current resources,” Lisa replied. “I do not know how Lincoln knew I had contemplated it.”

“You actually bet on Lisa killing us all?” Luna asked Lucy.

“It seemed a safe bet,” Lucy replied.

“Does Linc becoming Captain America count?” Lynn asked Lucy, who sighed and passed her five dollars.

“Tell them the risks,” Lori ordered Lisa. “This isn’t a universe with an evolutionary virus.”

“The risks are the same as for a woman who smokes to have a child in her mid to late twenties,” Lisa said.

“That’s it?” Lori demanded.

“Our parents are not siblings, so yes,” Lisa said. “I have everyone’s current genetic profile and we do not harbor any harmful recessives that would damage a child,” Lisa explained.

Lori frowned. “That can’t be right.”

“I assure you it is,” Lisa said. “The risk is only slightly elevated in cases of first generation incest, just as they are for smokers and women holding off having children for later in life.”

“What do you mean by first generation?” Lynn asked.

“It means the first case of inbreeding in a family within four generations,” Lisa explained. “The risks get quite high if it repeats in successive generations.”

“Got him!” Lola exclaimed, as her onscreen self grabbed Lincoln by the penis as he exited the bathroom.

“Looks like you’re practicing catch and release there,” Luan said as the twins pushed the two into Luan and Luna’s room. “That was really nice of you, thanks.”

Lola sighed. “Santa better appreciate it come Christmas.”

“So, we can have babies with Lincy?” Leni asked hopefully.

“Not until you’ve all moved out and have your own places,” Lori said firmly, hoping they’d give up on the idea by then.

“We are coming to the end,” Lisa said.

Luan giggled at her onscreen self’s assumptions that Lynn had called her a hoe.

“He’s subconsciously aware of the tube, excellent,” Lisa said, “it means there is no chance of memory damage. If I believed in miracles, I would classify this as one.”

The screen dissolved into static and shut off while the tube containing Lincoln started draining.

“He’s going to be so upset,” Leni said sadly.

“What? Why?” Lynn asked before anyone else could ask.

“Because he was happy in the tube,” Lucy realized. “He even said aloud it was like he was in an experiment to see how happy he could get and the key difference is he was much closer to us.”

The tube sank into the floor and warm air started blowing from recessed vents to dry him off as Lincoln took off the breathing mask and Lisa hurried over to remove the rest of the medical paraphernalia.

“How do you feel?” Lori asked softly.

“Hungry,” Lincoln replied before grabbing his throat surprised at how deep his voice was. “I thought we were just taking readings.”

“Lucy surprised me and I inadvertently hit some switches,” Lisa said, pleased at how well it had gone.

“So, I was just dreaming,” he said sadly.

“I’m afraid so,” Lisa said. “May I assume you can recall the correct sequence of events now?”

“Yeah, it’s all come back to me,” Lincoln reassured his little sister. “I had a birth defect that is now repaired… and then some.”

“Are you ok?” Lori asked.

“I feel fine,” he said. “I’m in better shape than I’ve ever been.”

“Not what I meant,” Lori said. “How do you feel?” she placed her palm over his heart.

“Like I just woke from a great dream,” Lincoln replied. “It felt good to be dreaming of having everything I could ever want, but now it’s all gone. That is a huge let down, but as you’ve taught me ‘if you want something, go and get it because life isn’t just going to hand it to you.’ So now I have to make some plans and then see if I can make my dreams reality.”

“Not giving up?” Lori asked, removing her hand as she realized she was feeling him up.

“If it’s worth having-” he said.

“It’s worth fighting for,” she finished with a rueful grin.

“Exactly,” Lincoln said as he stretched and twisted drawing everyone’s eyes to his new muscles, “and Louds aren’t quitters.”

“Your plans better involve me,” Lynn said.

“And me,” Lucy added.

“And us,” the twins chorused.

“If they don’t include me I’ll be heartbroken,” Luan said seriously, surprising him.

“I may wish to be involved in your plans at a later date,” Lisa admitted. “Is there a place for me?”

“Of course,” Lincoln said, picking up Lisa and hugging her against her will, though her protests rang false and she smiled while saying them.

“I’ll give you a shot to convince me, Bro,” Luna said. “But I don’t know how you’d convince Sam.”

“Lori?” Leni asked, as Lincoln set Lisa down.

“I’m in love with Bobby,” Lori said, “the plans for me should be limited to aunt status.”

“They are,” Lincoln said, “because Bobby rocks as a brother and will rock as a brother-in-law.”

Lori beamed, always happy when he family supported and encouraged her and her own plans for the future.

“Am I in them?” Leni asked Lincoln.

“Would you like to be in them?” Lincoln asked.

Leni beamed and nodded. “In fact… can you give me a hand with something since you’re so big now?”

“Of course,” Lincoln assure her.

Leni grabbed his hand and pulled him behind her as she hurried out of the lab. “Good, because I need help in the shower.”

“What just happened?” Lynn asked.

“Leni just demonstrated that she is somewhat more intelligent than suspected,” Lisa replied. “Who here was simply going to provide Lincoln with opportunities to carry out his plan while waiting for him to make the first move?”

The girls raised their hands, except Lori who laughed.

AN: Just an omake folks, the story will continue!
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