Letters From Derpy | By : FairySlayer Category: +M through R > My Little Pony Views: 1704 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own the "My Little Pony" franchise or have any association whatsoever; I do not make any money for writing this story. Furthermore, if you don't read this only because it's a "My Little Pony" story then you'll make me cry. |
Yo Losers,
Now I get it. Princess Luna explained it all. Why she was making me miserable while treating Trixie like a prissy little queen, and why she was always getting Gilda riled up. Oh, and I could crop myself for not seeing what Apple Bloom was doing!I was so mad at first I yelled at her. Imagine, "stupid Derpy" screaming my lungs out at a FREAKIN' princess, and she just stands there and takes it. When I was done I thought I'd catch pony hell, but she was calm and sweet. She put her cheek against mine and told me to sleep on it.I thought NO WAY!But then by the time I got home it started to make sense. And if I do, everypony will take me seriously again. THEY'LL HAVE TO. I'll get to look down on all of them and see their shocked faces. Every stallion, mare and foal will be quaking on their horseshoes, and nopony will ever forget! Yet it won't take long for some to start to like us, even love us. Probably the fillies and colts at first, then more. And for those who don't, DEAL WITH IT.And to think, it's all thanks to Twilight Sparkle. She never imagined what she started by sending me to Princess Luna. Oh, we even have a VERY special surprise for her. I don't even dare write it down in case anyone sees this, but it's killer!I'm so excited I started practicing my dirty looks in front of the mirror. I know it's way too early to think about that but I couldn't help myself. Now I have to hit the hay. There's a lot of to do and it's not going to be easy. It could take weeks, even months, but when it happens we'll really have our stuff together. And the element of surprise.WE'RE GONNA STIRRUP THINGS LIKE YOU NEVER IMAGINED!Saddled with a big secret,
Bubbly Shines (At least that's my name for now.)
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