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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You awaken in a haze. You don't feel like yourself. You're conscious of your surroundings, but you don't feel fully in control of yourself. You stagger down the street and wonder why everyone keeps gasping at you and running away. You feel sick and polluted. Something is very wrong with you. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" you scream at a woman pushing a stroller scaring the baby and making it cry. You didn't say that. It was your voice, but you didn't say that to her. Have you gone insane? Did you suddenly come down with tourettes syndrome? "I am Warmonger!" you hear yourself exclaim. "I'm here to judge Paris for it's sins. I find you all... GUILTY." you hear yourself hiss as you raise your arms toward a large crowd of innocent bystanders. You watch in horror as your arms morph into heavy military hardware. You weren't all that familiar with different kinds of guns, but you knew a belt-fed machine gun and a rocket launcher when you saw one. "No! Run! For god's sake! Run for your lives!" you try to scream to warn the crowd, but no words escape your mouth. You watch in horror as the weapons of war served their purpose. The weapons didn't care who got in the way. They all met the same fate. Young, old, rich, poor, male, female, black, white, gay, straight... the weapons didn't give a solitary fuck who they were. They killed them all and showed no prejudice. You felt sick. You wanted to vomit but your mouth remained silent except for the occasional sickening laugh or crass death taunt. You were a mass murderer without ever pulling the trigger. "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" you scream in horror looking around the streets of Paris surveying the carnage you just caused. Most of the people were just bloody chunks of skin, or charred beyond all recognition. Others were wounded and missing limbs. You see a child crying next to a piece of it's mother. You also see a woman trying frantically to reattach her husband's head on his shoulders. You see a man in shock missing his arm pick up someone's of another race and try to attach it to his stump. "EXCELLENT WORK, WARMONGER! YOU'RE TRULY LIVING UP TO YOUR NAME, AND UTILIZING THE GIFTS I GAVE YOU PERFECTLY!" Hawk Moth laughs. His deep voice rattling your skull. His praise sickened you even more. "What are you, Hawk Moth? What hellish pit of suffering do you hail from? What did you do to me?" you shout but only he can hear you. "WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? I MADE YOU A GOD, AND YOUR REIGN IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING. I GRANTED YOUR SECRET DARK WISH, AND NOW YOU ARE MY SERVANT!" Hawk Moth said erupting in sickening laughter. "I never wanted this! I just wanted to get away! And if you want the truth, my secret wish was to be with Chat Noir!" you protest at the voice in your mind. "CHAT NOIR? HE DESPISES YOU! DO YOU THINK THE HERO OF PARIS WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH A GUN-WIELDING FOREIGN PSYCHOPATH?" he laughs hysterically at your plight. "I didn't fucking kill all those people, Hawk Moth. You did. Their blood is on YOUR hands!" you shout as you feel completely helpless. "LISTEN CAREFULLY, AS I WILL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE. YOU ARE MY SOLDIER NOW, WARMONGER. YOU WILL DO AS I SAY WITHOUT QUESTION OR I WILL MAKE YOUR SUFFERING TRULY EXQUISITE!" Hawk Moth says as a wave of excruciating agony washes over every part of your body. You scream in terror and pain as you watch your body murder more innocent people and police officers. "Stop this! You plead with the masked villain. "Kill me instead! These people have lives and families! I have no one! Do with me what you want, but don't kill anyone else!" your pleas falling on deaf ears as your arm becomes a minigun and lasers shoot from your eye sockets murdering more Parisian citizens. "DO WITH YOU WHAT I WANT?" Hawk Moth repeats. "I ALREADY AM DOING WHAT I WANT!" he says as fire shoots out of your mouth engulfing several screaming people. "I can't take this! Please stop this madness!" you say shutting your eyes tightly so you can't see the horror. The screaming and crying pierces your soul and begins to shatter your mind. "FOREIGNER!!!" you hear someone scream in a rage. You open your eyes to see an infuriated Ladybug and Chat Noir. "What... what have you done?" Ladybug asks you visibly shaken by the destruction Hawk Moth made you cause. Chat Noir turns and vomits at the the sight of the gory scene. "I'm cleansing Paris of it's sinners!" a voice coming from your mouth replies. "Sinners?" Chat Noir says wiping the vomit from his mouth. "Do these people look like sinners to you?!" he says pointing at a burning playground. "In the city of Paris, the crime is life. You're all sentenced to DEATH!!!" the voice hisses at the young duo. "Chat! I didn't say that! Hear me! Hawk Moth has me trapped in here! Ladybug! Turn my butterfly white!!!" you attempt to scream at the heroes but nothing comes out. "THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU. YOU'RE MY PUPPET NOW, AND I COMMAND YOU TO DANCE FOR ME!" Hawk Moth yells into your aching mind. "Let the final judgement begin!" the voice in your mouth laughs firing a swarm of missiles at the two heroes. "Ladybug! Get down!" Chat Noir says as he tackles her to the ground and the missiles shriek over his head singeing his pretty blonde hair. "Thanks, Chat. I owe you one." Ladybug says laying beneath the panicked cat boy. "No matter what happens... I'll always protect you, Bugaboo." Chat says helping Ladybug to her feet. "Thanks, partner." she says giving him a light peck on his cheek making the cat boy blush. "This is no time to make kittens. You're late for a date with your Doom!" the voice in your mouth shouts breathing fire at the two heroes. "Chat Noir, get behind me!" Ladybug says spinning her yo-yo and creating a shield that protects the two of them. Chat Noir grabs Ladybug around her waist with one arm and extends his staff with the other propelling them out of range of the fire. "I really hope you have a decent trick up your sleeve this time, M'lady." Chat Noir says to Ladybug as he carefully lowers her back down to the ground. "Well, only one way to find out. LUCKY CHARM!" she shouts casting her yo-yo high into the air in a spectacular light show. "Wow." you say inside your own head as you witness the battle through your own eyes. "I've never seen her do THAT before." you say as you continue watching helplessly. The yo-yo descends and produces a red box with polka dots that lands in Ladybug's hands. She opens the box and pulls out a piece of black rubber. "An inflatable Chat Noir doll? What am I supposed to do with this?" Ladybug asks aloud curiously. "Who needs dolls when you can have the real thing?" Chat grins at her wiggling his eyebrows. "I thought we discussed this earlier, Chat Noir." Ladybug sighs. "Can't blame a guy for trying, right?" he shrugs at her. "Yeah, but I've shot you down more times than the Luftwaffe, take the hint!" she says as the pair dodge more of your missiles dragging the inflatable toy behind them. "Quickly, Chat Noir! The roof!" Ladybug says as the two of them scramble atop a nearby building. Ladybug looks at the Chat Noir doll and pulls out the inflation nozzle on the dolls' crotch. "Hey! The real thing is WAY bigger than that!" Chat Noir says annoyed at the tiny nozzle on the doll. "Yeah, I'm sure." Ladybug says rolling her eyes putting her mouth on the nozzle inflating it with her breath. Chat Noir lays next to her propping his head up with a hand on his cheek watching Ladybug blow into the dolls' crotch with an enormous grin. "Not a word, Chat Noir. Not a single word!" she says in between breaths. "I just never thought I'd get to see you blow me." Chat says shrugging innocently. "Here. Blow yourself." She huffs shoving the half-inflated doll into the cat boy's chest. "I could never reach." Chat Noir chuckles as he obediently blows up the doll as instructed. "Ugh. You've been hanging around that foreigner too long, I swear." Ladybug says wincing at his joke.
"Found you!" your mouth says as you jump onto the rooftop. "Did you really think I'd let you escape?" your mouth says as you fire machine guns at the two heroes. "Chat Noir, I have a plan. We need to get Warmonger to follow us! Head towards the Eiffel tower!" Ladybug instructs her partner. Chat Noir nods determinedly at her and grabs the fully-inflated doll. "Hey, foreigner! Wanna pet this kitty?" Chat Noir taunts wiggling his slender butt at you lifting his tail and giving you a better look at his form-fitting costume. "Oh, come on!" you shout silently from inside your head wondering why you weren't able to get him to do that earlier. "I'm going to give you a .50 caliber enema, pussycat!" your mouth says as your body chases the cute cat boy firing wildly at him. Chat Noir jumps off the roof and disappears somewhere out of your line of sight. "No more games, pussycat! You're late for your own funeral!" your mouth says as your body looks around for the elusive hero. "Don't forget about me, foreigner!" Ladybug says surprising you with a yo-yo to the face. "Insolent pest! I'm going to skin you for that!" your mouth says as your hulking villain body lumbers after her. "That's right, foreigner. Just follow the little bouncing bug!" Ladybug says with a sly grin running in the direction of the Eiffel tower. "I'm going to pierce every one of your spots with hot lead and crush you under my boot like the pathetic insect you are!" your mouth says as you continue to fire at the heroine. She dodges your bullets with incredible acrobatics and dives around a corner. "I GROW WEARY OF THIS GAME, WARMONGER. STOP TOYING WITH THEM AND KILL THEM!" Hawk Moth screams into your mind. You spot Chat Noir standing out in the open beneath the Eiffel tower. "THERE'S CHAT NOIR! HURRY UP AND SHOOT HIM! BRING ME HIS RING!" Hawk Moth orders you. "Yes, sir. I'm about to turn him into kitty litter, Hawk Moth. Target locked." your mouth says as you helplessly watch a green crosshair inside a square appear in your vision blinking and turning red with the word "LOCKED" above it. "No, no, no! Please Hawk Moth! I'll do anything! Please spare him! It doesn't have to be like this!" you yell tearfully tightly gripping your hair in your clenched fists as your eyes widen like two dinner plates. "FIRE." Hawk Moth yawns bored with this foolishness. "See you in hell, pussycat!" your mouth says as a large bullet is fired from your hand piercing Chat Noir's skull as you watch him collapse into a lifeless heap. "NOOOOO!!!" you scream tugging at your hair and collapsing to your knees weakening the Akuma's spell and allowing you to regain control of your body. You waste no time running over to the limp hero. "What have you done?! What did you just make ME do?!" you shout at Hawk Moth absolutely devastated cradling the lifeless cat boy in your arms. You pull his body closer to your chest flattening him like a pancake. "WHAT?!" Hawk Moth yells in your mind. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! GRAB HIS RING!" your arm is forced to comply as the Akuma regains control. "What does it even matter anymore? You sob inside your own mind. "You're a sick fuck, Hawk Moth!" you yell crying uncontrollably. You look up to see the Akuma manipulating your body grabbing Chat Noir's corpse and searching for his ring. You watch as the Akuma grabs Chat's arm squeezing it as it slowly deflates. "A doll? You tricked me? IMPOSSIBLE!!!" your mouth yells as you hear someone shout the word "Cataclysm" behind you. Your body turns to see a grinning and very much alive Chat Noir touch his hand to one of the support beams of the Eiffel tower. Your body looks up to witness the tower collapse in on you. The last thing you see is a large beam hit you directly between the eyes before the lights go out. "Warmonger's down, Ladybug! Where's the Akuma?" Chat Noir shouts to her. "I think it's in the cigar! It hasn't gotten any shorter or stopped burning since we started fighting!" she shouts back at her partner. "I'll handle it M'lady." Chat says holding his staff behind his back like a pool cue closing one eye and sticking out his tongue in concentration. "Akuma in the side pocket!" he grins knocking the lit cigar out of your unconscious mouth and over to Ladybug's feet. "Sorry, little Akuma. No smoking." Ladybug says stomping on your cigar crushing it into purple mist making the Akuma fly out. "Time to de-evilize!" Ladybug shouts capturing the purple butterfly and releasing it into the air as a white one. "Bye bye, little butterfly." she says happily waving to it as it flies toward the heavens. "Miraculous Ladybug!" she shouts throwing the Chat Noir doll into the air turning it into a cleansing swarm of ladybugs. The Eiffel tower reforms in almost better condition than it was before it collapsed as the ladybugs swarm around it. They next fly to the charred bodies and corpses from Warmonger's rampage resurrecting the people as they were before you fired a single shot. They then fly to the bullet-riddled cars making them look like they just drove out of the showroom. Finally they swarm over your body returning you to normal and letting you regain control of your body once again. "What the hell happened?" you ask them groggily. "Pound it!" the two victorious heroes say in unison exchanging a fist bump as you look on in confusion.
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