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Grow, Adapt, Overcome.	By : DebbieCync Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 53056 -:- Recommendations : 3 -:- Currently Reading : 5
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“What’s wrong?” Lucy asked.

“I have just put together several disparate facts to arrive at an unsettling conclusion,” Lisa replied.

“That doesn’t sound good,” Lynn said. “So, is that a yes or no on the babies?”

“Hold on, I have to test a hypothesis,” Lisa said, reaching into a drawer and pulling out a stainless steel scalpel.

“What are you going to do with that?” Lynn asked nervously.

“This,” Lisa replied, bending it in two with little effort, before setting it down with a sigh.

Lynn picked it up and straightened it out. “A fake scalpel?” she asked confused.

Lucy took it from her but was unable to bend it.

“Contact with our male sib’s seminal fluid allows for the transmission of an evolutionary virus that alters the density and tensile strength of human tissue, granting one enhanced physical abilities,” Lisa explained.

“So…” Lynn translated it in her head, “since Lincoln busted a nut in us, we get super powers?”

Lisa looked annoyed for a brief second before surprise took over. “You understood me!”

Lynn rolled her eyes. “It wasn’t that complicated.”

“Wait,” Lucy said, “if Lincoln’s seed grants super strength, where’s mine?”

“This isn’t a comic book,” Lisa said, “the rules of physics and biology still apply. The change requires both materials and time. Lynn has eaten quite a lot over the past few days, feeding the change.”

“And yourself?” Lynn asked curiously. “No offense, but you’re a bit small to plow.”

Lisa chuckled softly. “Alright I will admit that your terminology is mildly amusing.”

Lynn grinned. “Avoiding the question?”

Lisa shook her head. “Not really, though how I came to ingest Lincoln’s ‘pecker snot’ is a bit embarrassing.” She snickered at the face the two made. “The sperm sample he provided me with smelled so good I accidently drank it while I was going over his test results.”

“I can understand that,” Lynn admitted.

“How did Lincoln get an evolutionary virus?” Lucy asked.

“I am not one hundred percent certain, but the most likely chain of events involves a sample Lincoln placed in the sterilizer,” Lisa replied.

Lynn turned to Lucy. “You owe me five bucks.”

“That was not a response I expected,” Lisa admitted.

“Lynn bet me five bucks you’d accidentally give one of us superpowers one day,” Lucy explained. “I bet her five bucks you’d accidentally kill us all.”

“So, the only one who can ever collect on that bet would be Lynn?” Lisa asked.

“Hey!” Lucy said scowling at Lynn.

Lynn gave Lucy a peck on the lips, causing her scowl to fade. “You made it a bet, I was just speaking out loud at the time.”

“Oh, yeah,” Lucy said with a nod, a small smile on her face.

Lisa made a mental note of the new aspect to their relationship and was pleased it seemed to have a positive effect on their interactions.

OoOoOoOoOo

“I feel like a million yuks,” Luan said as Lincoln dried her off.

“Definitely,” he agreed as he wrapped his arms around her and nuzzled her neck. “Wanna curl up in bed and cuddle?”

“Sounds like heaven,” she said honestly. “We can watch videos on my laptop and spoon until we wanna fork again.”

Lincoln grinned and kissed the side of her throat, making her melt. “O-or we could just cuddle and you can keep doing that anywhere you want.”

“I would love to spend all day with you in bed watching funny videos,” Lincoln said.

“But?” Luan asked. “There is always a but in there.”

“No but,” Lincoln said, “we’re doing it.”

Luan turned around and kissed him softly. “I am completely serious about having your baby when we’re older.”

Lincoln ran his finger through her hair and looked her in the eyes. “I’m sure I’m supposed to be all reasonable and come with a whole bunch of reasons why we can’t ‘but’ I can’t think of a single reason that even remotely compares to how much I love you.”

Luan grabbed his hand and began pulling him towards her room, not even caring about their state of dress as she smiled brightly.

“Hey, what’s this do?” Lola asked innocently, grabbing Lincoln’s penis as they stepped out of the bathroom.

“Lola, wait,” Lana said, she pointed to Luan’s face. “Look at that smile!”

“He got her to smile?” Lola asked hopefully, dropping the innocent act and his penis. “He did!”

Lana grabbed Lincoln’s penis and patted it like a puppy. “Good job, big guy!”

Lola quickly took charge pushing the naked teens down the hall. “You keep doing whatever you’re doing to make her smile, we’ll clean up!”

“We can play later,” Lana agreed.

Once the two were inside Luan and Luna’s room with Lola closing the door behind them, Lincoln said, “Ok, that was kinda surreal.”

“We can watch them on the cameras and see what’s up with them,” Luan suggested.

“No, that I get,” Lincoln said, “we all love you to death and were worried about you, I meant them grabbing my penis and acting innocent bit.”

Luan wrinkled her nose as she looked at the top bunk. “Let’s dirty up Luna’s sheets. I’ll change them when I do mine later.”

Grabbing the laptop and the pillows off Luan’s bunk they made themselves comfortable and settled in. Luan brought up the twin’s room and the footage from the night before. Finding their room empty she checked the other rooms and they discovered the pair in the hall peeking through the keyhole into Lincoln’s room and talking in whispers that they couldn’t pick up.

“Ok,” Lincoln said, from where he was spooned up behind Luan, “now it makes a little more sense.”

Luan brought up the footage of Lincoln’s room to see what the twins had been watching and fast forwarded to the part where Lucy came in and arranged herself on the bed. “Whoa!”

“Yeah, that was kinda my response too,” Lincoln said.

They watched as Lincoln entered and his pants exploded off him.

“Impressive trick,” Luan said in admiration.

“It wasn’t a trick,” Lincoln said. “I had to improvise what I knew Lucy wanted and the only black pants I could find were ones that were much too tight and barely more than paper.”

“Still very impressive,” she said wiggling back against him, to try and sink deeper in his arms. As they watched more, she whistled. “That is hot and touching, and some hot touching!”

“I was winging it, but Lucy had preparations already in place,” Lincoln said thoughtfully. “I wonder how long she’s been planning it?”

Luan giggled. “Anime!”

“Good god, we sound even more perverted than I thought,” Lincoln groaned, as the pair on screen teased each other.

“Adorably kinky,” Luan agued. “We’ll check the footage from Lisa’s hidden camera and see how we looked later.”

“And here’s Lynn!” she said cheerfully as they watched Lincoln help Lynn out of the vent. “Linc, you sly dog you, a threesome!”

“I think that was more Lucy, than me,” Lincoln said, “arranging it I mean.”

“That girl was on the ball, two of them in fact,” Luan said with a giggle. She switched the feed to the twins’ room after the pair had returned to it and listened as the two got around the parental blocker and made plans to seduce Lincoln based on Japanese Hentai.

“Have I been neglecting them that much?” Lincoln asked sadly.

“Nope,” Luan remarked matter of factly.

“Huh?”

Luan turned around to face him. “I keep track of everyone so I know where the funny is going to happen,” she explained, “and you aren’t spending any less time with them, it’s just that with Lori, Leni, and our parents away they have more free time so it seems like it to them.”

He smiled and kissed her, running his fingers through her hair. Luan kissed him back, throwing a leg over his hip and reaching down to grab his growing erection and pull him inside her.

They didn’t say anything, just content to lay there for the moment intimately connected and staring into each other’s eyes.

*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*

“Maybe if we’re quiet they’ll think there’s nobody home,” Luan suggested giving him a squeeze inside her.

Lincoln felt his hips twitch in response making her moan softly. “Not sure they’ll buy that.” He rolled onto his back pulling her on top of him.

*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*

“House isn’t on fire, can’t be that important,” Luan said as she sat up and hung her hands on the bed above her. She looked down at Lincoln who smiled up at her.

“I’d answer, but I’m in the middle of someone right now,” he said, reaching up to play with her breasts.

Luan laughed gaily and began to move, leaning down for a quick kiss, before sitting back up and finding her pace.

*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*

“So that’s why they call it the cowgirl position,” Luan said as she began to breathe heavy, finding the motions a lot like riding a horse.

“Giddyup!” Lincoln said thrusting upwards.

“Yeehaw!” Luan called out as they started ‘galloping,’ spurred on by their approached climax.

The door opened and Lynn entered, shutting the door behind herself.

“Hi ho, Silver,” Lynn said with a grin as the pair came, Luan falling forward and burying her face in his neck, clutching him tightly.

“Hi Lynn,” Lincoln said as he pulled the blanket up to their necks, enjoying the afterglow as Luan sucked on his neck her hips slowly moving as she recovered.

Luan sighed happily then blinked and straightened up enough to look at Lynn. “Did you just call me a hoe?”

Lynn tilted her head, trying to figure out the joke before getting it and laughing. “Hi ho, Silver’, as in The Lone Ranger.”

“Oh,” Luan said and giggled, realizing her mistake.

“What’s the emergency?” Lincoln asked, running his hands up and down Luan’s back.

“Your sperm grants superpowers,” Lynn said.

“What?” Lincoln asked.

“Lisa says you’ve picked up her evolutionary virus and now everyone you’ve plowed or has drank your wigglers is becoming superhuman,” she explained.

“What?” Luan asked.

“Lisa made a virus to speed up evolution,” Lynn said, waiting for the pair to nod that they understood, before continuing, “Linc picked it up somehow, probably while putting her to bed a couple nights ago.”

“And I can only pass it through sex?” Lincoln asked.

“Yep, it’s bound to your wigglers,” Lynn said cheerfully, not sure if it were true, but finding the idea too funny not to say. “It’s why we got so strong so fast.”

“I get your babies and superpowers?” Luan asked with a smile.

“Me and Lisa can already bend steel,” Lynn said curling her arm with a grin.

“How in the world did you put ‘this’ into Lisa?” Luan asked, giving him a squeeze inside her.

“She accidentally drank the sperm sample he gave her,” Lynn explained.

“Can I get telekinesis?” Luan asked Lincoln. “It would make for awesome magic acts.”

“I don’t think I have any control over it,” Lincoln said.

“Heh,” Lynn chuckled. “A couple of days and a lot of food are needed before you get powers. I think it’s only strength and toughness right now.”

“If you were suppose to warn me before I infected Luan, you’re a little late,” Lincoln said.

“We know,” Lynn replied grinning at Luan and holding up her hand. “High five!”

The pair slapped hands and Luan giggled.

“Lisa wants us to camp out at your hospital while she makes sure we aren’t going to cause an ecological disaster with your penis,” Lynn said with a grin, making Luan burst out laughing. “And she wants to make sure it’ll only do positive stuff.”

“Your hospital?” Luan asked Lincoln.

“Me and Clyde are stealing the hospital up on the hill that the teens kept trying to break into,” Lincoln explained.

“I’ve always wanted to look around in there,” Luan said. “I’m sure Lisa could get us in.”

“I can get us in,” Lincoln told her. “So, what’s the plan?” he asked Lynn.

“When Luna gets home we’re going to have her drive us up there, so she knows what’s going on,” Lynn explained. “Lisa’s packing up some equipment and we need a week’s worth of clothes.”

“I’d say sorry for infecting you guys, but you don’t seem too upset,” Lincoln said.

“I can bend steel with my bare hands,” Lynn said, “it is beyond awesome. I may end up too good to compete with normal humans and that is like the ultimate win possible.”

“What will you do if you can’t compete?” Luan asked, shocked at the idea.

“Train others and have white haired babies,” Lynn said unconcerned. “Once Lisa figures out a way to make it safe for the kids of course.”

Luan grinned. “With two of us working at it you could beat Dad’s high score,” she said, giving a happy little wiggle.

“Three,” Lynn said. “Luce really likes the idea. Of course, that’s all way in the future, when we have a way to take care of them.”

“Are we sure I’m not in a tube with Lisa monitoring my dreams to try and see how happy someone can be?” Lincoln asked, sliding his hands down to give Luan a squeeze. ‘She feels real.’

The girls laughed.

“If so, I like your dreams,” Lynn said, “I get to be the best female athlete in the world and keep you guys with me.”

“How about you?” Lincoln asked Luan.

“I could have done without the angst about Benny, but you’ve promised me love and babies,” she kissed him softly, “superpowers are just frosting on the cake.”

“You know I really should be panicking about things,” Lincoln said to the audience, “but I am just feeling too good or rather Luan is.”

Luan laughed. “Flatterer.”

“But,” he gave it another squeeze, “seriously, I have not been as anxious about things recently, it’s kinda strange.”

Luan giggled. “Yeah, that’s what happens when you have sex regularly.”

“Either that or Lisa needs to adjust the amount of feel good chemicals she’s pumping into your tube,” Lynn joked.

The three burst out laughing.

“Luna should be home in an hour, we should get ready,” Lynn suggested.

“It would have been nice to cuddle all day with you inside me,” Luan said with a pout.

“I have a giant adjustable bed with heating and massage settings in my room at the hospital,” Lincoln told her.

Luan tossed off the blanket and climbed off Lincoln. “Let’s get ready!”

“I’ll get a towel,” Lynn said, “you two are leaving a huge wet spot on Luna’s bed.” She snickered as she left.

“I am leaking like crazy,” Luan said. “We better flip the mattress or you may accidentally knock up Luna without even being in the room!”

AN: I am half tempted to write a second story once this one’s done that starts with him waking up in a tube and then trying to make as much of this dream reality as he can.

PS: Merry X-mass!

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