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Neutron's Sexual Experimentations	By : Dickelodeon Category: +G through L > Jimmy Neutron Views: 14996 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Disclaimer: I own nothing, Jimmy Neutron and his bozo buddies all belong to Viacom. Beep-beep, although a creative liberty definitely unique to this fanfic, is nonetheless an interpretation of the character Sheen and not technically mine. I apologize for calling you all nosepickers, but do keep spreading the hashtag #sheenisbeepbeep. Time to leave the classroom and see Jimmy continue his rampage in Retroville.
Dickelodeon presents Neutron's Sexual Experimentations, chapter 12: "March to the Candy Bar"
In a single file line linked with their right thumbs in the anus of the person in front of them, the remaining members of the class walked slowly down the street. Jimmy Neutron led the garrison with Bolbi's comatose body swinging with each step, gyrating on his monster dong. He figured the Bolbi kabob would scare away anyone or anything that came too close. Cindy wandered aimlessly at his side, and Carl and Beep-beep pushed and pulled the cart carrying tools and Nick. Carl also struggled to pull the collection tank for his diaper, which he feared would not be poop free much longer.
The boys in line thought they were going to Jimmy's lab to receive the same surgery (more or less) that turned him into the raving well-endowed lunatic leading them, and when they turned towards the neighborhood their hopes were raised. But he suddenly stopped a few feet away from a sewer grate, and the entire group jumbled to a stop as well. He stared it down and then turned to his captives with a grim expression on his anguished face.
"Friends, this is where it happened. This is where Nick Dean shoved my penis through a hole in this steel lid. Look at that, it's still there!" Jimmy poked his fingers through the holes and when he lifted up everyone saw his shriveled penis with a crust of red making it nearly indistinguishable. "It's useless to me now, but it could easily be one of yours!"
Jimmy Neutron flicked what remained of his original penis off into the crowd, and the boys all glanced around waiting to see who would abandon their own bitten bits for the Jimmy dick. They cradled their sliced off cocks in their hands in their pockets, but two of them had nasty chunks eaten out. When no one reacted further, he yelled "Bring me the body of Nick Dean!"
Beep-beep and Nick's lackeys pulled the corpse over to Jimmy's feet, and his cock bulged further from the foreign exchange student's gaping mouth. Jimmy Neutron began stroking his dick – or as much of it that was sticking out, and he moaned in anger until he came all over Nick's body. Everyone was puzzled at this.
"There…that should do it…" Neutron said breathlessly, "I don't wanna… heal him completely, but that should be just enough… to", he stopped when Nick's body jerked back to life. It was still twisted and sliced apart, the blood still drying as it oozed from his ravaged genitals, anus and neck. He stumbled to his feet grunting and trembling. Jimmy burst out laughing at his reanimated state.
"Hahaha, welcome back ya piece of shit!" Jimmy snarled, and Nick Dean almost collapsed as he tried to walk over to Jimmy. He let out a pained noise through his smashed trachea.
"GGGEEHHHH GGGGIII-GEEEEEHHHHH" Nick belched as he flopped around like a hot dog that had been cut in half down the middle. He fell this way and that spilling blood and gore everywhere until his foot caught the edge of the manhole that Jimmy left open. Unable to control his zombified body, Nick fell down the sewer squealing like a dying pig, his body contorting as it scraped the cement walls and tumbled down. When a splash was heard Jimmy laughed out loud.
"Well OK, that's where I planned on putting him anyway! So long, douche! HAHAHAHAHA!" he continued laughing as he went up to Nick's former lackeys. Petrified in fear from seeing their former idol brought back to life just to stumbling into a deeper and darker death, they did nothing to fend off Jimmy as he pulled them by their shirt collars. They began to scream and so Jimmy kicked them both in the groin (their penises had survived the circle jerk of castration). As they squirmed in pain from the attacks, Jimmy pushed them both down the hole as well, and he smiled as their screams echoed up. Having his fun, he placed the cover back on.
"Hey, uh, Jimmy. Can we get our dicks reattached now, or cloned new dicks or whatever?" one of the other kids murmured. Jimmy laughed once again, "Oh get real, I was bullshitting you. Why do you think I cut your dicks off anyway? You're mine now and you can't reproduce so I'm the one true dominant male. If you stay loyal I can maybe clone Beep-beep's dick a couple times and have you fight for new ones, but there are more important things to do now!"
The kids groaned but they were too afraid to run and thought their chances of getting healed were better with Jimmy than oh I don't know trying to escape and get proper medical help. Jimmy smacked his hands together.
"All this maiming and murdering has sure given me an appetite! Come on guys, let's go to the Candy Bar!" Jimmy turned the cavalcade around, herding them like sheep to a slaughter.
"Are you buying?" Carl peeped trying to make small talk with their sadistic master. Jimmy picked up his severed penis from the ground and pushed it up into his butthole.
"Perfect, I needed a new buttplug. And nope, but none of us are…hehehe…" Jimmy chuckled and ordered his slaves onward. Nobody who was outside gardening or washing their cars took note of the line of naked children following a cart of surgical equipment, or the boy with the giant head and the Middle Eastern lad impaled on his penis. Jimmy thought with amazement that this might pan out as he hoped. Then he noticed that fat fuck of a police officer who showed up from time to time.
"Hello there kids, but uh what are you kids doing out of school? And why are you…naked? Wh-what's going on here?!" as Officer Tubbs became more flustered Jimmy took advantage of his confusion.
"Goddard, kill him!" Jimmy yelled, and for a moment the robot seriously calculated all the factors of such a decision. Following his master's orders overrode the 'good dog' chip he had installed, and Goddard fired his laser eyes at Officer Tubbs' head. It melted into what resembled a big blob of strawberry jelly sitting on his neck. It was sticky and contained enough to hold his hat in place, even as his body fell to its knees and toppled over to splatter goop onto the sidewalk.
"AAAAHHHHH!" the children all cried out, except Beep-beep who clapped his hands like a fucking idiot.
"Jimmy, you killed a police officer!" Carl wailed with tears streaming down his face. The robot dog was visibly distraught, but Jimmy was just going around slapping everyone to get the madness under his control again.
"Everyone! Shit happens! Let's just go to the Candy Bar, and no more bad stuff will happen, OK?" Jimmy Neutron began shoving his classmates down the street as they sobbed in fear. At long last they arrived at the Candy Bar without encountering anyone else. But as they stormed the store, someone was watching them from a nearby establishment.
"Hey now, yeah. School let out early, yeah? Buy some candy, yeah!" Sam the obese owner of the restaurant greeted them with his bizarre verbal tic. Jimmy Neutron smirked as his nude army crowded around him and saw fright rising in Sam from the Candy Bar's eyes.
"We won't be buying anything, Sam. You're going to give us all the candy and cake and ice cream you have though," Jimmy said defiantly. Sam was about to ask if this was some kind of joke, yeah, but something about the boy genius with the throbbing testicle sac the size of a propane tank and the penis piercing the foreign exchange weirdo told him that Jimmy wasn't fucking around, yeah. But neither was he.
"Then get the fuck out of my store, yeah!" he yelled, and pointed to the door. Jimmy motioned to Goddard, who this time hesitated. After giving his robotic companion a menacing look, he carried out a half measure and lasered Sam's arm. His lower arm was immediately severed in a burst of energy, and he fell backwards shouting curses. With the owner bleeding and going into shock, Jimmy pranced past the counter and made himself a banana split, but not before pleasuring his own anus with the largest banana he could find.
After replugging his asshole and preparing a picture perfect dish, he proceeded to push the bowl onto his balls, moaning in ecstasy as ice cream melted all over his scrotum. "Gotta keep the little jimmies cool, know what I mean? Hahaha, now time to make myself some ice cream to eat!" and he repeated the whole process over again as his captives watched.
"Hey uh, Jimmy…can, can we have some?" one of the boys stammered. The others joined in asking, thinking it was the least he could do, and he certainly could do it. Jimmy Neutron threw the dish he was making on the floor, shattering glass everywhere. He slowly turned his head and then his whole body showing the maimed Bolbi to strike maximum fear. Then he just grinned.
"Absolutely, I think that's a great idea. Goddard, come help me with this," Jimmy commanded his robot dog to approach, and he patted him on the piece of metal that shaped out his head. "You've served me well. It's time for a nap," and he flipped the off switch that was conveniently located on the spot the poor mutt was neautered.
"I'm surprised that good boy chip I installed didn't keep you from commiting all these heinous felonies for me. The obedience drive really pulled through, in that sense guess you really ARE a good robot boy!" Jimmy chuckled as he pulled his head off and detached the neck. Jimmy Neutron stretched it out and hooked it up to the soft serve machine. It extended like an accordion, and Jimmy took the rest of Goddard and started taking bits and pieces off and putting them on the ice cream machine. Once finished, he lifted the nozzle and watched as ice cream quickly filled the tube. He aimed the hose at his classmates saying, "Here, eat up!"
Jimmy Neutron sprayed all the naked kids with ice cold ice cream, and they all screamed for ice cream to stop being pelted at them at motor speed. "HERE'S YOUR FUCKING ICE CREAM! BAHAHAHAHA!"
The children turned blue and shivered as they got covered in goosebumps. Even Carl and Beep-beep had to scramble out of Jimmy's trajectory, although Beep-beep happily ran back into the mess to get covered in sticky melty chocolate.
"Beep-beep, Beep-beep! BEEP-BEEP!" Then he started making agonized wails as the ice cream scalded his skin from the sheer cold. Beep-beep continued running out then running back in as his retarded ass got fired nearly as much as the others, whose heartbeats were quickly dropped. Jimmy Neutron laughed maniacally as their torture brought Jimmy to climax!
"FUCK THIS IS AWESOME! I'M GONNA CUM! OH FUCK! I AM JIMMY NEUTRON BOY GENIUS! WHO CAN STOP ME NOW?!" But then, almost as if God decided enough was enough and had to intervene, the lights shut off, and with it the rest of the power fueling the store and Jimmy's method of torture. "What the fuck…" and then the darkness was penetrated with colorful disco strobelights. Color drained from Jimmy's face as a Barney-like voice came over the intercom.
"And now, put your paws together for the one, the only… CHUCK E. CHEESE!" Fog whooshed in from the doors and as the light show became more intense, in walked the mascot of the popular pizza arcade chain (I'm not talking the classic one that they still used when the show aired, this here is the new CGI one who wears jeans and looks like Ratatouille got gang-raped by one direction)
"No….NO! No, no, no, no, NOOOOO! FUCK! NO, FUCK! Oh, fuck, NOO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!" Jimmy Neutron exploded in burning fury as lights flashed across the store. "It's my life long enemy, Charles Edgar Cheese the Third. I should've known he would show up to ruin my fun!"
"Jimmy, I saw you dragging your friends in here and could hear their screams for mercy from my store across the street. Jesus Christ Jimmy, what have you done to these poor kids? They're your friends, for God's sake!" the man in the mouse costume stepped in as carefully as possible and extended a friendly hand. "End the madness with me, what do you say?"
Jimmy Neutron just took deep angry breaths as he glared at Charles Edgar Cheese's paw hand, and his old severed penis he had been using as a buttplug awkwardly popped out. The entire room now was frozen in anticipation, and despite Carl's best efforts, blobs of poop pushed past his clenched asshole and filled his disease diaper.
To be continued.
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- 13
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