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All in the Life of a Loud	By : AberrantScript Category: +G through L > The Loud House Views: 11493 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Author's Notes:
I was driving down the road the other day, when I saw a bunch of cows... and you know how it is when you have a mind as perverted as mine. I envisioned Lynn telling Leni to "go suck on a cow" and next thing we know, I wrote this. To make things better, I totally ripped off Flagg's Dark as Night to set this oneshot up. (Shh!) Don't tell him that. It'll be our dirty little secret~ ;)
And the second idea came to me shortly after writing Good Girl (I think chapter 10 in this collection). I have a few ideas with Lynndawg that I want to pen down and this was first.
If I could have a picture framed of the final paragraph, I'd be so happy I'd die~
Disclaimer: The Loud House Copyright Nickelodeon (2017)
Go Suck On a Cow
Leni was walking down the stairs with her hands up and curved downward, like a cute puppy dog begging for a treat~ Her face was smiling, and her eyes were closed, and miraculously she made it down the steps without committing accidental suicide. She was a picture of perfect innocence.
The same, however, could not be said for the rest of her family.
Leni didn't know why they started doing it… but ever since Lucy and Linc started getting really close to each other, her siblings had this nasty habit of saying horrible things to each other. Usually they did so in the mornings over breakfast.
Lincoln was lounging against his chair, an arm flung over the back. "Yeah, Clyde actually showed it to me, girls. He's got a nude of Lori, framed and hung over his bed. Jacks off to that thing every night."
Eight sisters chorused, "Ooooh!"
Lori was blushing as Leni walked into the kitchen. "How does he have my picture!?"
Luna slapped her hand on the table, cackling madly. "You're asking us, dude!? You gave it to him!"
Luan locked elbows with her roomie. "Yeah, and then you sucked him off."
Lily babbled loudly and giggly, and Luan translated for everyone (since she's the only one with the ability to speak gibberish). "Lily says you probably sucked off his dads, too."
Lori was speechless.
Leni's lips were trembling.
"Why are you guys so mean!?" she cried out, pitifully hugging herself. "What happened to the cute siblings I knew?"
Lynn flipped her sister off with double birds. "Fuck off, preacha."
Lana burped into Lola's face. "Uh, fanfiction happened, ditz."
Lola took her knife and seriously considered making a Lana-kabob. "Yeah, bitch, it was Dark as Night."
Lucy's monotone voice spoke, "Yeah, don't you remember calling Linc's dick small?"
Leni blushed. "I-I, well… b-but that wasn't being mean! It's the truth!"
Another chorus of "Oooohs!"
And then Lily was babbling into Luan's ear with an evil smirk. Luan turned toward Leni and revealed her smirking metal gates. "Lily says you sucked Linc off, too."
The table gasped as all heads turned toward Leni to see her reaction.
Leni sobbed.
Lynn huffed, crossing her arms. "Stupid bimbo. If you're gonna cry, why don't you just leave?"
Leni turned toward her roomie and best friend. "L-Lori?"
Her sister gave her a cold shoulder. "Go suck on a cow, Leni."
Leni gulped, her head falling in sorrow.
Leni put her hands on both sides of the cow's head and looked it in the eyes. "I'm sorry, Miss Cow, but I have to do this to make my crazy siblings happy again."
"Moo."
Leni sighed. "Yeah, I'm not happy with this either, but it's worth it, right? Right."
Leni puckered her lips and leaned in.
"Moo?"
…
"MOO!?"
A Lenikitty Appears
"Meow."
Lynn's floppy dog ears wrinkled themselves, her lips quivering to reveal her canines.
"Meow."
Lynn put a paw over her ear to drown out the noise and whined.
PAT.
She growled after a furry paw smacked her face.
And when she opened her eyes, she caught sight of a fluffy white tail, curling and twisting under the moonlight spilling into the living room.
Lynn was sleeping on her designated bed; a straw basket with a fluffy pillow and Linc's rabbit toy (her chew toy now~) for a snuggle buddy. Her life was gloriously perfect until this she-witch appeared and ruined everything.
Lynn's hateful eyes followed the cat as it sat down on its haunches and reached its delicate paw up over a seafoam green gown, and a pink tongue darted out to clean it.
Leni closed her eyes as she stroked her hand repeatedly with her rough tongue. When she was done she hopped up and padded over to Lynn's water bowl. With wide, unblinking eyes she sat down and stared at her sister. "Meow?"
Lynn growled. Don't you dare, cat…
Leni stuck out her paw and caught the edge of the bowl and slowly lifted it up. "Meow?"
Lynn sat up on her four paws, her tee and shorts wrinkled and fluttery around her lean, muscular body. "Bark!"
Leni smirked as she pushed it and didn't even bother watching as the bowl tipped over and spilt water all over the carpet. She flung her tail straight up in the air and pranced into the kitchen.
"BARK!" Lynn had murder in her eyes as she trounced after Leni, her claws sharp and deadly as they propelled her closer to her target.
Leni wiggled her butt and fluffy tail as her sister raced toward her. "Merrrrrow~"
Lynn licked her lips. She could already taste Leni's bloody neck in her jaws; could feel the subtle way her spinal cord would crackle as Lynn shook her like a dog, literally.
And right at the last second, when Lynn leaped into the air with her sharp canines first, Leni leaped up onto the counter with a perfectly elegant landing.
And Lynn smacked headfirst into a cabinet door and crumpled to the ground with pitiful whines.
Leni tried to ignore the crying and whining and adorable sniffles from her dog-sister, but her heart wouldn't let her.
Lynn was shaking on the ground, in pain and agony. Suddenly, she stiffened when she felt a rough tongue lick the knot forming on her head, and she relaxed into the calming touch.
Leni blushed but continued even after Lynn began moaning, her back paw vibrating rapidly in that universal way of showing dogs are seriously enjoying whatever you're doing to them.
But Leni was a cat. So, she stopped because Lynn was enjoying it.
Lynn opened her eyes in confusion and looked at her sister.
Leni sighed, knowing she'd have no control over her feline instincts whatsoever.
Lynn opened her mouth to ask why she'd stopped making her feel better when-
PAT!
Leni smacked her right in the face and took off running into the living room.
And Lynn's vision turned red as she took off after her.
When their owners woke up in the morning, the house was a wreck. The couch was upside down. A kitchen chair was on fire in the back yard. There was milk spilled on nearly every flat surface in the first floor.
And on Lynn's little basket, their cute Lynndawg was snoring blissfully atop her pillow with Linc's rabbit under her paw. And breathing softly on top of Lynn was their cute Lenikitty, her fluffy white tail surrounding them like a barrier from everything evil in this world.
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