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The Darker Side of New Thundera	By : Crystalandra Category: +S through Z > Thundercats Views: 7628 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Schwenk shrugged at Lumar who was busy devouring something that used to have a pulse. "What did I say...she could have just cooked the meat that would've been just fine!" he explained. "I think she's a bunny-boiler...not sure we should stay here!"
"Where else can we go?" The tiger asked greedily smacking his lips. "Cobra felt Pandora is our best option for protection...Uh are you going to eat that?"
"It's practically still alive....look...it's got a damn micrit in it!" Schwenk pointed to a small micrit crawling through the viscera, pleading for help.
Lumar grinned. "I know and it's delicious!" He reached across the table grabbing the pie and began to devour it.
Schwenk watched with grim interest as the micrit was held in a piece of pie; Lumar smacked and slurped the contents. The little micrit pleaded and screamed while it slowly headed tigerwards.
The big Beni leaned back in his chair and burped happily satiated after that delicious meal of road kill a.ka. Mince meat pie. "Don't you trust Pandora to help us?" he asked cleaning his sharp teeth with his claws. "All you have to do is to be careful not to piss her off."
"I know..." Schwenk looked on. "You've just eaten a micrit...You realize it's effectively a small human!"
Lumar snorted. "How can you even say that? All I know is that they're delicious."
"Lumie...have you ever looked at one close up? Have you ever talked to one? Besides, I've seen you eat human.....remember??"
"Why would I want to talk to my food? Yes, I admit I've eaten human flesh…but Schwenk, why bring it up? You forget I am a carnivore...I need to eat meat...I can't survive exclusively on a herbivorous diet."
"Lumar....it was only dead because you killed it. That robber...had me at gunpoint...it is NOT a criticism....fuck, you saved my life. But you also ate him alive..."
The big cat fidgeted in his seat; refusing to meet the human's stare, he sighed. "Schwenk--sometimes I have difficulty controlling my natural urges...sometimes I have the need to kill and eat something living...I know I have done it once and I'll probably do it again."
“Let's hope Schwenk is off the menu..."
Lumar turned--his green eyes were large and luminous as he pointedly stared at Schwenk. "I would NEVER...COULD never EAT you Schwenk...You are my tiger brother...I consider you to be my kin!" He reached across the table grabbing the startled human in a huge bear hug.
Schwenk gave a small gasp as his tiger brother did his best to crush his ribs. Despite their seemingly constant bickering and the occasional 'episode' Schwenk loved Lumar as family and hugs like this made him feel very protected. He wrapped his arms around Lumar's thick neck as he rumbled a profound purr.
The door burst open and in charged Pandora back from her grocery shopping excursion. "What the fuck is going on here?" She roared watching the two men hug. "Ooooh how touching--I can feel the love in here."
"You're just jealous..." Schwenk said whilst he was at the receiving end of a wet nuzzling.
Lumar abruptly released Schwenk just as the panther tossed a grease soaked bag down on the table. "There you go monkey I found you some slop to eat."
"Ooooh.....smells nice...what is it?" he opened the bag peering inside; he paused. "No...Seriously....What is it??"
Pandora stood by the sink with her arms crossed, "What the fuck are you asking me for? I told you I was going to get some vegetarian shit for you...Ummm wait...what did the guy say it was? Oh I just remembered they didn't have any vegetables...I think it's deep fried guinea pig on a bed of chow mien with fried pigs’ ears. Enjoy."
Schwenk curled up his nose. "Pass me a bowl then...I don't snuffle through a bag like some pig!"
"Schwenk...be nice..." Lumar hissed watching the she-cat's expression; Pandora wordlessly removed a bowl from the cupboard and passed it to the human.
"You can use your hands for all I care to eat your din-din." She snarled.
"Maybe I will..." he emptied the bag into the bowl with considerable deference and began picking at the chow mien.
Lumar curiously watched. "Are you really going to eat that deep fried guinea pig even though it has the eyes and everything attached?"
"Fuck off...I'll eat the noodles and even the pigs’ ears...but not that cat filth...."
"Uh excuse me but that 'cat filth' cost a pretty penny!" Pandora sniffed. "Leave it and I will eat it myself...geez you are a fussy monkey."
"You know I don't eat that sort of thing....guinea pigs, micrits...jeez...nothing seems safe around here!"
"What are you complaining about? You should have been more careful before messing with the Sh'iar or else you would not have been in this shit." The she-cat muttered. "Anyway, I moved your van around to the back of the apartment and I had to hotwire it in order to do so...Who was the idiot who threw up in the back of it?"
"Look at the quantity...that can only be from a tiger stomach!" Schwenk replied whilst eating.
Lumar blanched. "Errr--it was me Pandora...I felt sick after learning that I had uh been with a Sh'iar."
"Is that so...speaking of which go take a shower...I am tired of smelling that Sh'iar bitch on you." Pandora ordered.
"Sh’iars sure do stink..." he nodded in agreement. "Did your mother?"
"OKAY--THAT'S IT...I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!" The panther screamed at the top of her lungs; she seized the table flinging it clear across the room splattering the foods stuff then yanked Schwenk by the collar. "SO YOU THINK YOU ARE A BIG MAN INSULTING MY MOTHER--HUH?"
"What....but....no wait..." he jabbered. "It's not what I meant..." he beseechingly pleaded.
"He didn't mean to insult your mother...Schwenk was just talking about the Sh'iar I was with..." Lumar added nervously trying to calm the panther. "Tell her what you meant Schwenk!"
"Yes, that's absolutely what I meant..."
Pandora was now nose to nose with the human, her teeth bared. As well as feeling sick Schwenk couldn't avoid her hot, wet breath that smelt, well, 'meaty. This was one very angry female who had enough muscle to cash all of her violence cheques.
The panther was panting heavily growling with her eyes narrowed she glared into the frightened human's face; Lumar stood nearby shifting his weight nervously from one foot to the other. "Pandora, he was talking about the lioness, Crystalandra..." He laughed weakly. "Boy did she smell!"
The she-cat slowly loosened her grip, "Crystalandra?" She asked.
"Yes...." the human panted. "Yes, Crystalandra, the Sh’iar bitch...I meant her!!"
"Crystalandra is no more a lioness than I am a full blooded panther..." Pandora released Schwenk. "That's the Sh'iar whore who’s after you two? Boy are you really fucked."
“Gee, thanks for the overwhelming vote of confidence!"
"You don't know how psychotic that one truly is..." The she-cat shrugged her shoulders and laughed. "Clean this mess up and while you're doing that I want to know EVERYTHING."
"Clean the me...You made the mess by throwing my meal at the wall!" Schwenk protested.
"No problem, Pandora...Schwenk and I will clean up." Lumar agreed nudging the human. "Don't make her angry..." He whispered righting the table.
"Fine!" he snorted. "I wasn't very hungry anyway..." he kept moaning audibly.
While they tidied up the kitchen, the Beni tiger patiently explained to the panther how they wound up in this unfortunate situation. When he finished Pandora just shook her head. "You two are royally screwed."
"No....we're not!" Schwenk replied calmly and confidently.
"Oh yes you are...even though Crystalandra has no doubt retrieved the gold that you goons left, the Sh'iar will stop at nothing to get you two...If need be they will follow you to the ends of Hades."
"No...because you, my little thug, are going to protect us!" he raised an eyebrow.
"I'll show you how much of a thug I am." The she-cat said quietly; she flew across the room attacking Schwenk neatly clamping down on his ears with her razor sharp teeth!
"AAAAAARGH!!!!!" he screamed and blood spurted from between her clamped teeth. His arms wrapped around her solid neck to stop him ripping his own ear off.
Lumar startled by her sudden action leapt forward wrapping his big arms around her waist. "PANDORA LET HIM GO!"
The panther growled refusing to release her hold on the human; the tiger had no choice so he bit her on her shoulder. Pandora yelped releasing Schwenk.
Schwenk cupped his injured ear with his hand and crawled into the nearest corner. He was now officially petrified of Pandora. Cobra had been very right about her attitude.
Meanwhile Lumar and the crazed panther were grappling on the floor hissing, scratching, and fighting. The two big cats were really going at it!
"Fuck, fuck, fuck...She's a fucking man-eater!! I knew it!!" Schwenk sobbed.
The tiger's ears flickered hearing Schwenk; he turned backhanding the she-cat. Pandora twisted around roaring and bit Lumar on the tail. Fur was flying all over the place and it didn't seem as though the fighting would end anytime soon...
Schwenk went into the kitchen where he found a knife lying on the counter. He walked over to the fighting pair, in all the confusion he grabbed Pandora from behind roughly and held the blade of the knife tight against her throat.
"Wh-what the fuck?!" She exclaimed claws slicing through the air; Lumar fell back heavily panting from the fight. "Schwenk...step away from her!"
"One wrong move and I'll slice you up, you fucking, FUCKING bitch!!!"
Pandora hissed but said nothing staring wild-eyed at the knife blade.
"You're a fucking man-eater!! I knew it the moment I lay eyes on you...So how long were you going to wait? Cobra delivered a nice meal into your lap!!" he seethed.
She chuckled nervously. "You came on your own accord, monkey...Did I ask you here? It's your mouth that got you into trouble...if you're not nice to me how do you expect me to react?"
"You've fucking nearly chewed my ear off!!" the blade of the knife dug a bit deeper. "Maybe I should slice your ear off as well!!"
"Ooh big talk from the monkey...If you hurt me who is going to protect your sorry arse? You'll be both dead before you leave this building!" Pandora growled.
"Schwenk...please...put the knife down." Lumar begged.
"If I die I strongly suspect you'll be the killer..." he kneed her in the kidney for emphasis.
The she-cat yelped; the tiger was now beside himself. "Schwenk...come on...put the knife down--please let me take care of your ear--you're bleeding all over the place!"
"I want her to pay first....fucking psycho bitch!!"
"Tit for tat now is it?" Pandora laughed. "Go ahead and do your worst monkey!"
"Don't tempt me, slag!" he growled and in a flash he bit her ear with painfully blunt teeth.
But it was effective nonetheless; the panther let loose a howl, "YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!" She screamed clutching her ear and then crumpling to the ground once Schwenk released her; she burst into tears.
Schwenk ran back to his corner, watching her intently.
Pandora slowly sat up and glared daggers in the human’s direction; she made a move to attack but Lumar blocked her. "Enough..." he said. "Haven't you two hurt each other enough for today? Pandora we need your help...your protection which is why Cobra sent us to you. He's dead at the hands of Crystalandra...will you help us?"
"Lumar....my ear hurts..." Schwenk said weakly. "Maybe she carries a disease in her saliva.
"You see how he attacks me?!" The she-cat raged; the tiger gave a low growl and nipped Pandora in the same spot Schwenk had bitten her--again she screamed.
Lumar went to his friend. "Come on, let me dress that..."
"I bet her mother died of madness!!" Schwenk continued.

"Schwenk...be quiet--come with me into the bathroom. I want to see what damage was done to your ear." The tiger pulled the human along with him past the cowering panther into the bathroom.

"OW!!! Fuck that hurts!! How bad is it?"
"Sorry..." Lumar apologized dabbing carefully at Schwenk's ear with the cotton swab soaked in alcohol. "Ummm, you have teeth marks but the ear is still intact...you'll live."
"She's fucking crazy....I'd rather take my chances on the street..."
"Pandora won't give you any further problems Schwenk...I've shown my dominance over her--she has no choice now but to back down and help."
"Get her to apologize to me then!"
The tiger threw the blood soaked cotton balls into the trash. "Well...I don't know if she will be willing to do that..."
"Make her!"
Lumar blanched. "Schwenk...really...I don't know...I don't think she would appreciate being made to apologize to a human..."
"She deserves the humiliation!!" he sneered.
"Schwenk...we want her cooperation..."
"…and I want to live!!" he whispered angrily. "You really think that her violence towards me is totally over?? No!! It's in her genes..."
The tiger carefully placed a bandage over Schwenk's ear. "You don't have to worry at all...I'll make certain that you are safe...she won't dare touch you."
"Lumar...look at her...she'll bide her time...as soon as your back is turned I'll be mostly in her damn stomach!!"
Lumar bristled. "You won't because I will be with her..." he finished quietly. "It's the only way that I can think of to keep you out of harms way...Remember what Cobra said? I'll have to charm her..."
"You mean shag her! Not being funny, brother but when do I ever get any fun, any action....sex??? It's always you!" now he sounded resentful.
The tiger gave Schwenk a curious look. "You don't care to be around the female cats meaning you don't use them for sex...I don't understand what you're complaining about. Would you rather be the one to shag Pandora?"
"What I'm saying, dimwit is that I always have to sit on the subs bench whilst you have your fun. It's not much fun for me, that's all..."
"Do you think that I actually want to fuck Pandora?!" Lumar exclaimed. "Believe me if there was another way I would jump at the opportunity...Besides Schwenk it's never bothered you before."
"Never bo....Lumar....have you ever asked? Did you ever consider my needs??? Even from you that hurts, brother..." he said glumly.
"I'm sorry...I never gave it much thought...You've always come across as being indifferent to such things...I guess I never expected that you too would have uh sexual needs."
"Gee, what am I ...your teddy bear??" Schwenk rolled his eyes. "Typical you, though...only think about your own fucking balls..."
Lumar's whiskers lowered. "Well Schwenk you forget there's a big difference between you and me...I am a male cat and therefore my sexual needs differ vastly from yours being a human. I tell you what, why don't we go out and find you a female?"
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