Aventure Amoureuse | By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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"Good plan, Chat Noir! We killed them all!" Ladybug says happily. "It was nothing, bugaboo." Lycaon says as he breathes on his fingernails and brushes them off on his costume as you clear your throat loudly and raise your eyebrows at him. "Um... she was talking to Chat Noir, not you." Viperion says to him. "Yeah, I knew that! I was just uh... testing you! Yeah, that's the ticket!" Lycaon chuckles nervously. "You two REALLY seem weirder than usual today." Ladybug says as she looks at you and Lycaon suspiciously. "Can we discuss this later? I have about four minutes left to put my boot up Sandboy's ass!" you say as you show her your paw ring as it beeps and flashes and one of the footpads disappears. "Chat Noir is right. We have to knock that little brat off of his pillow. That's where his Akuma is!" Ladybug says as she runs down the street and you all follow her. "The one time I leave my shotgun at home, right?" you say to Lycaon as you run after Ladybug. "Babe, Sandboy is a small child having a nightmare. We don't want to kill them, we just want to rip the pillow!" Lycaon explains. "Sorry. How am I supposed to know? How many children have I fought before?" you shrug as you find the Sandboy flying around sprinkling dust over the city. "The Sandboy just checked in! Now nightmares can begin!" he says as he flies around. "Oh, yeah? Well, there once was a man from Nantucket! Who's dong was so long, he could suck-" you begin to say as Lycaon clasps his hand over your mouth. "Don't teach him THAT! Child, remember?" he scolds you as Ladybug and Viperion give you a dirty look. "Sorry, I usually fight adults. All I know about children is that they're noisy, sticky, and smell like urine. Kinda like old people, but shorter." you shrug. "Well, we can't beat him with dirty limericks!" Ladybug explains. "Wait, not even-" you begin to say. "NO!!!" the three of them scold you collectively. "Fine. Spoilsports." you grumble as you huff and fold your arms. "Well how do we beat a child then?" Viperion asks. "Dude, I got it! YOU'RE ADOPTED, SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL, AND IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING DIVORCED!!!" you shout up at him. "That's not cool!" Lycaon says as your ring beeps and flashes and another footpad disappears. "Sorry, I only got three minutes left!" you argue with him as you shrug. "Baby, do something!" Viperion says to Ladybug. "Lucky charm!" she shouts as she casts her yo-yo into the air making a small card appear. "A Pokemon card? What am I supposed to do with this?" Ladybug asks as she looks at the card curiously. "Don't worry, I got this! Let me see it! Do you have any matches?" you say as you hold out your hand. "Lycaon! You smoke cigarettes, don't you?" Viperion asks him. "Uh... I left my lighter in my other costume!" he shrugs. "Fuck it, I got another plan! HEY! SANDBRAT! OVER HERE!!!" you say as you hold up the rare card and bend it. "Wait! That's a rare card!" the Sandboy says as he flies lower and charges you. "Get ready, Lycaon!" you whisper to him. "Stop! You're going to rip it!" the Sandboy says sounding panicked. "Ha! Fuck you, Pikachu!" you say as you tear the card in half making him scream. "How's that for a nightmare, you little bastard?! LYCAON! NOW!!!" you shout as he runs up and claws the bottom of Sandboy's pillow with his wolf claws releasing the Akuma. "No more evil doing for you, little Akuma. Time to de-evilize!" Ladybug says as she captures the Akuma in her yo-yo and releases it into the air as a white butterfly. "Goodbye, little butterfly!" she says as she waves it goodbye. "Miraculous Ladybug!" she shouts as she throws the torn Pokemon card into the air making it turn into a swarm of ladybugs that repair the damage around the city as usual. "Huh? Where am I? I had a nightmare!" the Sandboy says as he turns back to normal. "Pound it!" the four of you say as you fist bump each other. "I can't believe you ripped up that card, Chat Noir. That was a really rare card!" Viperion says. "Dude, it had some lame Pikachu on it. If it's not Team Rocket, then I don't give a rat's ass." you scoff at him as your ring beeps and flashes and another footpad disappears. "Uh-oh! Look like I gotta split, guys." you say as you look at your ring. "Psst! I usually say I have to scat!" Lycaon whispers to you. "Are you fucking serious?" you whisper back at him. "Come on, everyone thinks that you're me!" he whispers to you. "Oh, for fuck's sake! Fine! I gotta scat guys!" you grin nervously as you vault away on your staff. "Huh. Is it me, or did Chat Noir seem weirder than usual today?" Viperion asks his friends. "I noticed it too. He seemed shorter, and he smelled like cum and cigarettes. He swore a lot too, and looked more androgynous than usual." Ladybug says as she rubs her chin. "Uh... I didn't notice anything. Same old reliable Chat Noir!" Lycaon says as he chuckles nervously. "You seemed a bit off today too. Did you get taller or something?" Ladybug asks him. "Me? N-NO! Of course not! Ladybug! Your earrings are flashing!" Lycaon says as he points at her ears. "You're lucky this time, wolf. We'll discuss this later. Bug out!" Ladybug says as she zips away on her yo-yo. "I hope I'm not late, guys!" you pant as you run back over to the group still wearing Adrien's torn clothes. "You missed everything! Your buddy Chat Noir was acting REALLY weird today too!" Viperion says to you. "Poor kitty. Maybe he needs a new scratching post or something." you cackle as Lycaon punches your arm. "OW! What I meant to say is... um... me and Lycaon should probably get going. See you around, Viperion." you say as you wave him goodbye and he grabs your arm. "Hey! Remember what I told you. Adrien's my friend. No playing with the wolf. At least have the decency to break up with him if you want to play with the pound puppy." Viperion tells you sternly. "You're a good friend, Viperion. I'm sure that Adrien appreciates having someone like you in his life." Lycaon smiles. "That goes for you too, pal. The foreigner is cute, but they're off limits. See?" Viperion explains to him as he holds your wrist and shows Lycaon your engagement ring. "Don't worry, Viperion. I'll be a good dog and behave myself." Lycaon says. "Wolf." you remind him. "Wolf, dog, whatever." Lycaon shrugs. "Look, I gotta slither. I'll see you two later. Behave yourselves. I can control time, which means that I can kick your asses over and over again. Don't make me your enemy." Viperion warns you both as he runs away down an alley. "Is he gone? You owe me some camembert." Plagg says from inside of your shirt pocket. "Yeah, he's gone. We should probably go too. The cops are still looking for me, and I really don't feel like fighting them right now." you say as you open a tin of camembert in your pocket and give it to Plagg. "What are you going to do about all these cops and military guys, anyway?" Lycaon asks you. "Don't worry, I have a plan. I need to find someone who's good with computers to deal with the cops, and I need your cousin Felix to get rid of the military." you explain to your lover as you light up a cigarette and start walking home. "My friend Max is good with computers, but Felix is furious with you. He probably wants revenge, he's not going to do you any favors." Lycaon explains. "I know, that's exactly what I'm counting on. I take it you're not much of a chess player, are you? Felix has been in check since the day he left to go back to England. When he returns to get his revenge... checkmate!" you explain to him with a sadistic grin. "Remind me to stay on your good side." Lycaon says as he raises an eyebrow. "You can start by having a drink and a joint with me when we get home." you smirk at him. "Can we get washed up first? We've been running around a lot, and your costume is kinda furry. I've pitted this thing out a bit." Lycaon says as he sniffs himself. "Relax. I'm wearing your clothes, remember?" you say as you spray him under his arms with some of his cologne. "It's a start." he says as he sniffs himself again seeming slightly relieved. "We'll get you cleaned up when we get home. I'll even help you get the more hard to reach areas." you grin at him.
"So did I do a good job as Chat Noir?" you ask Lycaon as you walk together. "Meh. Not bad for an amateur. You were a little rude and foulmouthed, but you used my cataclysm pretty well and didn't kill anyone with my staff. Not a bad first day." he smiles at you. "I fed your kwami that horrendous cheese that he likes too." you remind him. "It's camembert, dickhead! Cam-em-bear! It's not a hard word to pronounce, human!" Plagg says from inside of your shirt pocket as you punch yourself in the chest making him shout in pain. "Don't call me dickhead, small fry." you grumble as you continue walking. "See if I help you later! You're lucky that I don't tell master what you're planning!" Plagg threatens. "Oh? I'm sure Aru is getting hungry, and we're not too far from home. You wanna be his chew toy tonight? Or are you going to behave yourself, and let me take on that debt of silver that you owe him? The choice is yours. You help me with Adrien, and I'll help you with Aru." you say to the kwami. "Did I miss something?" Lycaon asks you curiously. "I need Plagg's help with your surprise. I'd ask Aru, but he wouldn't know what I was talking about. He's two centuries behind us, and doesn't understand modern things very well. He referred to the lightswitch in the bathroom as a lightning lever. So I kinda have to use Plagg, or possibly Sass. Plagg would be a lot easier to use though." you explain to your fiance. "Yeah, Sass would be a bad idea. Luka would let you borrow him, but the risk of him discovering Plagg or Aru is too high." he says as you quickly shove him against a brick wall and kiss him deeply. "Wow. Wh-What was that for?" Lycaon asks as you look into his eyes and watch a patrol car drive by in the reflection. "I just felt compelled." you smirk at him as you glance behind you and watch the police car turn a corner at the intersection. "Oh. You were just using me as cover." he says sadly as his shoulders slump in disappointment. "Fine, have it your way." you say as you push him into the wall again and pin his arms above his head as you kiss him passionately while rubbing his crotch with your knee making him breathe heavily. "N-Not here!" he gasps breathily. "That's what I thought. Don't complain when I kiss you, it bugs me." you grumble as you release him and continue walking home. "I didn't mean anything by it! I thought you were just using me as cover for La PP!" Lycaon says as he jogs over to you. "Well, I was. I didn't think it would bother you. I didn't know that I needed a reason to kiss my lover." you say as you kick an empty beer can on the sidewalk while you continue walking. "Look, I'm sorry! Please don't be mad at me! I thought you were just using me!" he says as he grabs your shoulder. "Using you? If you're trying to get under my skin, you're fucking succeeding! Using you!" you grumble and spit the foul-tasting words out of your mouth. "Ok, ok! Using you was a bad description! That's not what I meant!" Lycaon explains. "Then what DID you mean by that? Do you really think that I'm using you? I already told you that I don't give a fuck about your money, and i didn't know who you even were before I got here. Fame obviously had nothing to do with it either! You have a nice house, but I could probably live anywhere if I had to, so what the fuck would I be USING you for?!" you roar at him. "I'm sorry. It was a poor choice of words on my part. I know that you're not using me. Sometimes I don't think before I blurt out something stupid. Please forgive me? I'm cute, and I know that you like me!" Lycaon says as he flutters his eyelashes at you and wiggles his wolf ears. "Damnit. You're a really difficult guy to stay mad at, you know that?" you scoff with a smile. "I made you smile! I'm off the hook!" he giggles as he gives you a happy kiss and holds your hand as you walk home together.
You both arrive at Adrien's house and climb over his security wall into his yard. "Babe, I've been meaning to ask you something since I borrowed your Miraculous." Lycaon says as you walk around the side of the house. "What about it, pretty eyes?" you ask as you stand near the trellis beneath his window. "What is your power? I have the cataclysm, Ladybug has her lucky charm, and Viperion has his second chance. What is Lycaon's power?" he asks you curiously. "Lycanthropy. It's only temporary though. If you bite someone, they become your servant for a little while." you explain to him. "That's NOT your power. That's just part of Aru's magic like the healing. Your actual power is painful and savage." Plagg explains from inside of your shirt pocket. "Painful and savage?" you ask the kwami curiously. "It's probably better that you never use it. Trust me on this." Plagg explains as you start to climb the trellis. "Uh... what happens?" Lycaon asks sounding slightly afraid. "Don't ask, Adrien. It's painful and kinda gross. Did you ever see a werewolf movie? THAT'S what happens." Plagg explains to him as you both climb into Adrien's window. "You're saying that I turn into a werewolf?" you chuckle in disbelief. "That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. Aru probably didn't explain that to you, did he? There's a good reason for that. The pain drives most humans mad. It's called frenzy." Plagg says as he flies out of your shirt pocket. "Frenzy?" you ask him. "Yeah, it only lasts for five minutes and it's gruesome. Don't fuck with it. Aru isn't a normal kwami, he's a space kwami. That's why he draws his power from the moon." Plagg warns you as he flies into his cheese cabinet. "Plagg, are you joking? I highly doubt that I'll turn into a werewolf if I say Aru frenzy." Lycaon scoffs before doubling over in pain. "Oh, shit! What did you just do?!" you shout at him as you catch him in your arms. "He just fucked up is what he did." Plagg says as he eats a piece of camembert and belches loudly. "How do I stop it?!" you ask the kwami. "You don't. You have to wait until it passes and hope that he doesn't rip you to shreds. The power is strong and unpredictable. That's why Aru chooses his master." Plagg explains. "Oh, shit! I let Adrien borrow my Miraculous! He wasn't chosen!" you say as Lycaon winces in pain in your arms and his face distorts. "Baby? Look at me!" you say as his pupils become more animal like and his hands and feet get longer and his bones crunch. "H-Help... me!" he begs you as his spine protrudes through the suit and his face elongates. "I can't! You just have to hang on for five minutes, ok?" you say as you hold him tightly and feel his body distorting and he starts growing blonde fur. "This... REALLY... hurts!" Lycaon says as you watch his teeth get sharper and his fangs get longer. "I'm sorry, Adrien! Just hang on!" you explain as his suit disappears beneath his fur and he stands up on his hind legs and howls loudly before snarling and walking towards you. "Heh. Easy, baby. It's me! Your lover, remember?" you say nervously as you back up cautiously and show him your engagement ring. Lycaon doesn't answer but sniffs you loudly and growls at you. "Adrien... I know that you're in there somewhere. Just calm down, ok?" you say as you back up and he grabs you by your throat and lifts you off of the floor with one hand. "Babe! I kinda need my neck... to breathe!" you gasp as he sniffs at your crotch and grabs your shirt collar and rips most of your clothes off with his free hand. "C-Can this wait a couple of minutes until we're the same species again?" you ask him nervously as he growls at you. "I better think of something before he rips me apart. Baby? Adrien? I love you." you say with a smile as you kiss him on his nose making him drop you and grab his head in confusion. You hug him tightly and pin his arms to his sides. He was incredibly strong, but if you could keep him calm you could probably ride it out. You watch his clock as you softly sing to him and gently kiss him. After several minutes he collapses and turns back into Adrien again as his nose bleeds.
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