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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You and Lycaon run back to Luka's bedroom and see him sitting on his bed rubbing the rope burn on his neck with Juleka sitting beside him. "Luka, we need to talk. Just me and you." you say as you politely gesture for Juleka to leave. "You're still on thin ice with me." Juleka says as she narrows her eyes at you. "Look, I'm sorry about that crack on the jaw. It was an accident, let it go. I need to talk to your brother, it's important!" you explain to the angry goth girl. "Wait a minute, you're here with Lycaon? Ladybug thought that you and Lycaon were the same person. Looks like she owes me 20 Euros." Luka chuckles weakly as he looks at you standing next to Lycaon. "She thought I was him? That's madness!" you laugh as you shoot Lycaon a wink. "What do you two want anyway? And where did Adrien go?" Juleka asks Lycaon. "A-Adrien? He's uh..." Lycaon begins to say before you interrupt him. "He's at home where he belongs! It's dangerous for him to be on the streets, so I sent him back home." you explain as Lycaon nods in agreement. "Exactly. His fiance was worried sick about him and told me- er... HIM to go home!" Lycaon grins nervously. "Nice save." you whisper to Lycaon. "Does Adrien know that you're hanging out with dog boy here? Speaking of, you look different Lycaon. Did you get a haircut or something?" Luka asks suspiciously. "Er... yeah totally! The long hair kept getting in my face, so I cut it." Lycaon explains nervously. "Adrien knows where I am, don't worry. He's always... keeping an eye on me." you say as you glance over at Lycaon and he shakes his head. "What do you want, anyway?" Luka asks you. "I really need to talk to you alone, Luka. Lycaon, could you escort Juleka out so that I can talk to her brother alone?" you say. "WAIT! Don't go yet! I need a photo so that I can claim my 20 Euros from Ladybug! She'll never believe me that you and Lycaon aren't the same person." Luka says as you put your arm around Lycaon's waist and pose for a photo. "There. Got it. Thank you. HEY! Don't grab his ass! I'm going to tell Adrien that you're feeling up on other guys if you don't knock it off!" Luka scolds you as he takes a photo of the two of you. "Oh, yeah. I forgot that you weren't Adrien for a second." you say to Lycaon sadly as he pats you on the back. "Well, don't let it happen again! Adrien is my friend, and you better not be cheating on him with this mangy fleabag!" Luka says sternly. "Alright, man! Chill! Lycaon is leaving anyway so that me and you can talk! Can I please have a bit of privacy with your brother?" you say as Juleka rolls her eyes at you and leaves with Lycaon. "What is it that you want? You didn't do something to Adrien, did you?" Luka asks with his arms folded. "No, no. It's nothing like that. I know that you're Viperion. I need your help. Paris is being attacked by its own nightmares!" you explain to him as you sit next to him on the bed. "Look, I'd love to help you but Sass is missing. I can't turn into Viperion until I find him." Luka explains. "Damnit! Two of you now!" you say in frustration. "Wait, what do you mean by TWO of us? Do you know another hero's identity too?" Luka asks you as he raises an eyebrow suspiciously. "Uh... no? Of course not! What other superhero could I possibly know the identity of?" you grin nervously. "Take your pick, you've had sex with all of us." Luka shrugs. "That's not true, I never had sex with Ladybug. It was mostly just fondling and heavy petting." you say to him as you raise your hands innocently. "Ah! You just gave yourself away! You know who Chat Noir is, don't you?" Luka smirks as your eyes widen. "Er... NO! I totally don't know who Chaton is! I mean Chat Noir! Damnit!" you grumble knowing that you're busted. "Relax, my friend. I know who Ladybug is. I won't say anything if you won't." Luka chuckles as he pats your back. "Fuck... I do. I just can't tell you. Are you going to help us or not?" you sigh. "You're lucky that I'm such a nice guy, or else I'd make you reveal Chat Noir's identity before helping you." Luka says as he looks you in the eyes. "Please don't do that. I know that he's your friend. You'd hurt him a lot worse than you'd hurt me by doing something like that." you explain to him. "You're right, I didn't think of it that way. Besides, I think I might have an idea who he is anyway. It would explain a lot." Luka smirks at you. "STOP. I refuse to give you any hints or play hot and cold with you. You can think whatever you want, and try to guess on your own. I won't help you with this. Your help isn't worth me losing a friend." you say as you get up and walk to the door. "Wait! I'm sorry! I'll help! I didn't know that it meant that much to you, I was only kidding!" Luka says as he stands up. "Don't fuck with me, Luka. I'm very good friends with Chat Noir and I won't betray him. I never betrayed you, and neither did he. Both of us know that you're Viperion and neither one of us said peep to anyone else about it. Don't put me in a position that compromises my friends." you say sternly as you look over your shoulder at him. "Ok, ok! Relax! I'll help! I just don't know how useful I'll be without my powers." Luka says as he puts his hand on your shoulder. "We'll find Sass and you can use your powers then. In the meantime, we have to do whatever we can to save Paris. Now come on, the longer that we wait the more destruction Sandboy will cause." you say as you turn around and look him in the eye as he nods at you with determination.
"Took you two long enough. I was starting to get jeal- er... impatient with you! I want to hunt!" Lycaon says as you exit Luka's bedroom. "Relax, Lycaon. I only blew him twice." you chuckle as he punches you in the arm. "They didn't blow me, I swear! My friend is just an ass!" Luka says as he punches you in the arm. "They better not have! Adrien would be upset with both of you if you did." Lycaon huffs as he sniffs you. "That's YOUR cum that your smelling, remember?" you whisper to Lycaon to remind him of earlier. "It better be. I'm the jealous type, and I don't want to share unless I'm with you." Lycaon whispers back. "I know, bab- er... Lycaon." you say as Luka and Juleka look at you suspiciously. "We're you about to call him baby?" Luka asks you curiously. "Baby? No! Not at all, I was gonna call him... uh... something else! We should probably stop chattering and get going anyway! Follow me!" you say as you run out the front door. "Are you SURE that we don't know each other from somewhere? You remind me of someone." Luka asks Lycaon suspiciously. "Er... me? No, as a matter of fact I just remembered: English mine is not so good." he grins at Luka nervously and runs out the front door after you. "Your friends are fuckin' weird, bro." Juleka scoffs as she waves goodbye to Luka and he runs outside after you. "Wait up you two! I'm coming!" Luka pants as he chases after you and Lycaon. "Should you make the dirty pun, or should I?" you chuckle at Lycaon. "The moment has past. You make too many semen puns as it is." he scoffs. "It's not my fault that you guys keep setting yourselves up for them." you shrug as the Sandboy flies overhead. "The Sandboy just checked in! Now nightmares can begin!" Sandboy says as he sprinkles dust on you. "Give me back my guitar skill, you little shit! I can't even play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, or Smoke on the Water because of you!" Luka shouts at him as the dust coats you. "Chat Noir? Baby, are you alright?" you say as you walk over to your lover. "NO! Whatever you think that you're seeing, isn't him! Remember our talk!" Lycaon says as he grabs you and prevents you from walking into a trap as a bus drives through where you were just standing. "Thanks, Lycaon. I thought I saw Chat Noir. It was so vivid." you explain to him. "You're wearing my Miraculous, remember? The only person that can be Chat Noir right now is you! Smarten up, babe!" Lycaon whispers in your ear. "I'm sorry, Adrien. He looked just like you and I thought he was hurt." you whisper back to him. "He's NOT me. I'm right here next to you, and I'm fine!" Lycaon whispers to you. "Is everything ok, over there? That bus nearly splattered you!" Luka says as he holds you by your arms and looks you in your eyes. "They're fine, just a little shaken up." Lycaon says as he pats you on the back.
"Come on, we have to find Ladybug and stop this guy before he kills someone! Besides, I miss playing my guitar." Luka says as he runs after the Sandboy and you and Lycaon follow him. "You should probably lead the way. Me and Luka don't have any powers right now." you remind Lycaon as you pat him on the back and he draws his sword. "Luka, wait! Get behind me!" Lycaon says as he runs ahead of you kicking a dog with a human head along the way. You hear someone whistle from the alley and stop to look. "Hey! Tell Luka that I'm looking for him!" Marinette says as she gets your attention. "Marinette? What are you doing out here? It's dangerous! Go home!" you say as you shoo her away. "Listen to me, damnit! Let Luka know that I'm looking for him! He'll know what to do!" she argues with you. "Don't worry about Luka. We kinda need him right now, but I can't explain why." you tell her. "You need me too, you just don't know it yet. Take me to Luka!" Marinette protests. "Fine. But if you get yourself killed, I'm not explaining it to Haggar!" you say as you wave her over. "Who's Haggar?" Marinette asks as she runs over to you. "You're not a Final Fight player, are you?" you say as you and Marinette run after Luka and Lycaon. "I am, I just don't understand... HEY! Wait a minute, are you making fun of my dad?" she asks you. "You gotta admit, he does look a lot like Haggar." you chuckle. "At least you didn't say Wreck-It Ralph. He hates that shit. He would probably consider Haggar a compliment." Marinette admits as you continue running. "Well YOU can tell him then. Your dad is a big dude, and I don't want him pulling my arms out of the sockets." you tell her as you run. "Nah, my dad is a big teddy bear. He literally won't hurt a fly. My mom usually kills them with the swatter. He's afraid of mice too. You've seen how big he is, now imagine him standing on a kitchen chair screaming about a little mouse in the kitchen." she giggles. "I should visit your bakery more often, but as you can see... I've been busy lately." you explain with a chuckle as you run past one of your wanted posters. "Yeah, I've noticed. I saw you run over Sabrina's dad on TV a while ago." Marinette explains. "Yeah, he's an asshole." you grumble as you catch up to Luka and Lycaon. "Where were you? Don't run off like that again!" Lycaon scolds you. "Don't talk to them like that, who do you think you are?!" Marinette argues with him. "I'm someone who's concerned about their well-being! Mind your business!" Lycaon argues. "Dude, chill out on Marinette!" Luka says to him. "Sorry, it's something about this costume. It makes me irritable and violent for some reason." Lycaon says as he looks at his hands. "Are you feeling ok? You look different for some reason." Marinette says as she closely scrutinizes Lycaon. "Uh... he um... got a haircut!" you quickly chime in as he nods in agreement. "How did the haircut make him taller?" Marinette asks suspiciously. "Uh... new boots?" you shrug nervously. "We don't have time for this! We have to stop the Sandboy. You three can argue about haircuts and fashion later!" Luka grumbles. "He's right! Let's stop arguing over this and go!" you agree with him. "I'm watching you." Marinette says to Lycaon as she points her fingers at her eyes and then at him. "She doesn't like me, does she?" Lycaon whispers to you. "I think she's friends with Ladybug, and she might be pissed about the grocery store. Just keep quiet and stay close to me." you explain to your disguised lover.
"Where are you three headed anyway?" Marinette asks. "To go kick the Sandboy's ass, why?" you explain to her. "Uh... you and Lycaon aren't going to be able to take him on without Ladybug and Chat Noir!" Marinette explains. "Well they're not here right now, and we have to do something soon!" you explain to her. "They're not going to show up. Trust me on this. We have to split up." Marinette says. "Split up? Have you gone batshit, Marinette? We're safer together!" you argue with her. "Listen, you're my friend and I need you to trust me. Me and Luka have to go do something, and we'll meet up with you later!" she explains. "Marinette, Luka is dating Ladybug. Whatever you're thinking, don't. She WILL kick your ass if you mess with her man." you explain to her as she looks at Luka. "Uh... I don't think you need to worry about that. Marinette's gay." Luka blurts out. "What?! No I'm not!" Marinette argues. Luka looks at her and raises an eyebrow. "Damnit, Luka. Fine, I'm gay. Whatever!" Marinette grumbles as she glares at Luka. "See? So you don't have to worry about me cheating on Ladybug! We'll be back soon!" Luka says with a nervous grin. "I'm gonna kick your ass later!" Marinette whispers to Luka as they run off together. "Huh. I wonder what that was all about? I had no idea that Marinette was a lesbian." you say to Lycaon looking confused. "Yeah, me neither. I could have sworn that she had a crush on me." he says with a shrug. "It would be kind of hot to watch her go at it with Juleka." you say to him. "Nah. Marinette's cute and all, but Juleka's been with Rose for years. It would never happen." Lycaon explains. "Speaking of, we're all alone now." you growl at him. "Babe, we can't. If Luka sees us, there's gonna be trouble. He doesn't know that I'm Adrien, he thinks I'm someone else. Do you really want sex bad enough to fistfight Luka? We can just wait, I never did give you the surprise that I promised you earlier." Lycaon says with a wink. "Fine. I'll wait." you grumble as Plagg flies over to you. "What the hell? Am I seeing double?" Plagg asks as he looks at you and Lycaon. "No, Plagg. It's me, Adrien. I borrowed their Miraculous." Lycaon explains to his kwami. "I'm your master today, Plagg." you grin as you show him the Chat Noir ring on your finger. "Seriously?! You're not going to give me any camembert! This is bullshit!" Plagg grumbles. "You'll get your nasty cheese later! Plagg! Claws out!" you say as you turn into Chat Noir in a flash of blue light. "Wow, you look kinda cute in my costume." Lycaon giggles as he squeezes your ass. "See why I have a thing for Chat Noir?" you grin as you wiggle your ass at him. "Alright, fine. I get it. Now let's go find Ladybug!" Lycaon says. "Alright, how do I use your staff?" you ask as you accidentally smack yourself in the head with it when you press the button. "Babe! Don't press the button near your face!" Lycaon cringes. "Thanks, asshole. I realize that NOW! Ow. That really fuckin' hurt!" you say as you shake your head and retract your staff. "Well, who told you to put your face in front of it like that? You know damn well it's extendable!" Lycaon scolds you. "Alright, I'm sorry that I called you asshole. My head is ringing now." you say as you grab his waist and extend the staff properly and hoist you both into the air. "Please don't drop me! You haven't even been Chat Noir for five minutes!" Lycaon says as he holds you tightly and trembles. "Don't worry, I'm not going to drop my favorite guy. Even if I did, my Miraculous has healing powers. Your broken legs would be healed." you shrug as you hold him. "There! I can see Ladybug and Viperion! They're leaving Master Fu's house for some reason!" Lycaon explains as he points to your friends and you vault over to them on your staff. "Chat Noir? Where were you? I've been looking for you all day!" Ladybug scolds you as you retract your staff and land next to them. "Me? Sorry about that... uh... bugaboo! I was cleaning my litter box." you chuckle as Lycaon punches your arm. "Chat, you look different today. Are you feeling alright?" Luka asks as he looks you up and down. "Oh, I'm just purr-fect." you grin at him as Lycaon sighs and shakes his head in frustration. "Are you sure? You look shorter today for some reason. By the way, where's the foreigner?" Ladybug asks suspiciously. "Beats me. Where's Marinette?" you ask her. "Marinette? She uh... had a bakery delivery! Don't worry about Marinette!" Ladybug says nervously. "Now that we're all here, let's go get the Sandboy!" Viperion says.
The four of you run down the street fighting people's nightmares. "Sabrina! Do my homework!" a demonic-looking Chloe says as she screams at you. "Chloe? You're looking less evil than usual, salope!" Ladybug chuckles at the demon. "Very funny, bitch! Where's Sabrina? She's supposed to do my homework and paint my nails!" Chloe's clone growls at her. "Oh, I know you didn't just call me bitch! Spread out, boys! She's mine!" Ladybug says as she pushes Lycaon and Viperion out of the way and attacks Chloe's clone. "There you are, you mangy alley cat!" another Ladybug with a sword says as she charges you. "You sound like you want another ass kicking! You just fucked with the wrong cat!" you shout as you hit her with your staff. "Don't forget about me, boys!" a giant Warmonger says as it attacks Viperion and Lycaon. "Oh, shit! The foreigner's been akumatized again!" Viperion says as he backs up cautiously. "No I haven't! I mean... no they haven't! It's just a dream!" you explain as you block Ladybug's sword with your staff. "The bullets and missiles seem real enough!" Lycaon says as he tackles Viperion and dives out of the way of an explosion. "I know how to beat Warmonger! Somebody come handle Ladybug!" you say as you smash Ladybug's clone in the face with your staff. "She's mine! She wants a swordfight? I'll give her one!" Lycaon says as he charges Ladybug with his sword. "So what's your plan, Chat Noir? Chat! Pay attention!" Viperion shouts. "Huh? Me? Oh, yeah. I am Chat Noir, aren't I?" you chuckle as you forgot that you were wearing Chat's ring. "Are you sure you're ok, Chat Noir?" Viperion asks you suspiciously. "Don't worry about me, go help your girlfriend!" you say to Viperion and point to the demonic Chloe. "What about you? You're not going to beat Warmonger all by yourself!" Viperion argues. "Send Ladybug over here, I have a plan!" you explain as Viperion runs over and kicks Chloe in the face and mutters to Ladybug and points at you. "What is it Chat Noir? Viperion said that you had a plan?" Ladybug says as she dodges Warmonger's bullets. "I do. Hit me, Ladybug!" you tell her. "Hit you? Chat Noir, I'm not going to do that! We're friends!" she argues. "I said hit me, you stupid bitch!" you shout as you slap her hard in the face. "Ow! You asshole!" Ladybug says as she punches you in your face. "Ugh! I fell on my staff! I'm dying!" you say as you wink at her and put your staff under your arm to make it look like you've been impaled on it and fall to the ground. "Chaton? NOOOO!!!" Warmonger screams thinking that you're dead. "Ladybug, run behind your clone." you whisper to her as you face away from Warmonger. "Got it! I know your plan now, Chat Noir!" Ladybug whispers as she tackles her clone and Warmonger shoots at them in a rage. Ladybug runs out of the way as Warmonger fires a missile at her clone blowing her in half as her bloody torso takes a few steps and falls over. "Ladybug! Rinse repeat!" Viperion says as he fights with the demonic Chloe. "Got it, Warmonger is still mad at me!" Ladybug says as she runs over to Chloe and Warmonger mows down the demonic clone with a machine gun. "Cataclysm!" you say as you get back up and charge Warmonger and cause the villain to explode by touching them.
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