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Aventure Amoureuse	By : Baron Category: +M through R > Miraculous LadyBug Views: 5012 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for adults. Miraculous Ladybug and its characters are not mine, and are the property of ZAG-inc. I make no profit from this and all characters are 18+.

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You nod off after you had sex with Adrien. You drift off into your dreams. Your knowledge of lucid dreaming always proves advantageous here. You dreamt that you were fistfighting zombies with your fellow superheroes. Your indestructible suits made it even more fun since they couldn't bite you. You end up having a grotesque snowball fight with their rotten body parts and laughing hysterically. Viperion slaps you with a severed arm before you make a severed head chatter at Ladybug before throwing it at Chat Noir. You giggle hysterically as you make snow angels in a large blood puddle. Things that were nightmares to other people were fun and games to you. You skip happily through a group of zombies kicking off their heads as if you were a member of the Rockettes. You see a giant Freddy Krueger glove rip through the concrete as two little girls jump rope singing the One, Two, Freddy's Coming for You song. You quickly run over and join their game to play Double dutch. "Ladybug, Ladybug, turn around. Ladybug, Ladybug touch the ground. Ladybug, Ladybug shine your shoes. Ladybug, Ladybug read the news. Ladybug, ladybug, how old are you? One, two, three, four..." you happily say as you jump through the ropes before grabbing one of the girls and beating the other one to death with her. You've seen all the Freddy films, and know those bitches can't be trusted. You do a cartwheel over to Crystal Lake and put your arm around Jason Voorhees and take a selfie with him as he tries to stab you. You run away cackling through the woods until you realize that you're all alone. "Aw, shit. I ran too far. Where did everyone else go? Bummer, man. It's no fun playing in a horror dream without my friends." you grumble as you try to walk back to where the Freddy glove and the dead jump rope girls were. You trip and fall into a hole in the forest and land in something slimy. "Eww. What is this shit?" you ask as you taste the sweet pink slime. "Frosting? What the fuck?" you say as you stand up and look around. You were in a sickening place that reminded you of Candyland. There were gumdrop trees and giant candy canes. You could hear people singing happily. "Yuck! I'm going to get diabetes in this horrible place! What layer of hell is this?" you ask cautiously as you continue walking through the pink frosting that coated the ground. "Hi there, stranger! Gimme a hug!" a teddy bear says as it waddles toward you. "Gah! Fuck off! I don't want a hug, you little bastard!" you cringe as you back away. You need to wake up, but for some reason you can't. "I wanna huggie!" the teddy bear says happily as it waddles closer. "Ugh! Hug yourself!" you shout as you punch the bear in the face making it giggle. "Tee hee! That tickles!" the teddy bear says as it continues to get closer. "Oh, fuck this!" you shout as you run through the frosting and towards a candy village. You were starting to get a little freaked out now. Everything looked soft and pink and... (ugh) cuddly! What a horrifying place! "Hi there! Would you like a balloon?" a clown asks you. "Oh, Pennywise. Thank god. Am I glad to see you! Wait a minute... you're not Pennywise! Or Pogo! You're just a regular clown! Eww!" you say as you back away from the friendly clown. "Let me make you a cute little balloon dog!" the clown says happily as you scream in terror and run in the opposite direction. "Help me! I'm in hell! Somebody help me!" you sceam as you run past some gingerbread men trying to hug you and sing to you. "This place is absolutely hideous! Where is Oderus Urungus when I need him?!" you mutter as you continue running and slip in the frosting landing in a pool of jelly beans. You begin to sink into the pool of jelly beans as a group of sickeningly adorable animals gather around and hold hands in a circle singing Get Together by the Youngbloods as you drown in the sugary candy.
You snap awake in a cold sweat trembling. What a horrible nightmare that was. Nothing like the fun and violent nightmares that you usually have. You probably need to check your blood sugar now. You look over next to you and realize that Adrien is gone. You look up and see him shivering in a cage that's getting smaller and smaller. He was having a nightmare too. "Baby! Wake up!" you shout to your trembling lover. "Help me! I'm getting claustrophobic!" he pants as he looks over at you desperately. "Hang on, Adrien! I'll get you out of there!" you say as you hop out of bed. "Gimme a hug!" a teddy bear says as it walks over from across the room. "Ahh! I'm awake now! What the fuck?" you say as you kick the teddy bear in the face sending it flying across the room. "Aru! Howl!" you say as you quickly transform into Lycaon in a flash of blue light. "Baby, transform into Chat Noir!" you shout at him. "I can't! I don't know where Plagg is!" Adrien says as the cage continues to get smaller. "Where the fuck did Plagg go? Damnit!" you say as you run over and try to bend the bars of the cage with your super strength. "That's not going to work! The bars aren't wide enough!" Adrien shouts. "I got an idea! You got any lube or body oil?" you ask him as you rummage through the drawer on his nightstand. "Look, just because I'm naked doesn't mean you always have to think with your hormones! I'm too scared to be sexy right now!" Adrien shouts sounding frightened and annoyed. "That's not what I meant, but we'll do that later! I need something greasy!" you explain as you continue rummaging. "I-I... uh... I got a little KY in the other drawer. Just don't make fun of me!" Adrien says as you look at him curiously before opening the drawer. "Make fun of you? What the hell are you talking about?" you ask as the cage gets even smaller and the teddy bear waddles over to you again. "The KY isn't ALL that's in the drawer, ok?" he says as you find his lube and his vibrator. "Is this yours?" you ask him as you turn on the toy and making it buzz. "Yes, it's mine ok? Just put it back!" Adrien blushes. "Aww. That's kind of cute. I said fuck off!" you say as you stab the teddy bear in the face with Adrien's vibrator. "Don't break it, please!" Adrien pleads as the cage gets smaller. "Gimme a huggie!" the teddy bear says as it gets back up again. You quickly run over to the cage and toss Adrien the tube of KY. "Babe, I really don't have time to play. I'm too scared to get hard right now!" Adrien shivers as he holds the lube. "I don't want you to jerk off with it! (I can't believe that I just said that.) I want you to grease yourself up, so I can squeeze you through the bars!" you explain as you grab the teddy bear and punch it in its face repeatedly. "Tee hee! That tickles!" the teddy bear giggles repulsively as you continue to punch it. You watch Adrien apply the lube and rub it all over his naked body. "Ok, babe. Now what do we do? Baby? BABY!!!" Adrien shouts at you. "Huh? Oh, yeah. Sorry, my mind was elsewhere for a second." you explain as you shove the teddy bear through the bars. "This is what you have nightmares about? This bear is harmless and kind of cute." Adrien says as he happily hugs the horrible teddy bear for comfort making him feel a little bit better. "Ugh. Don't even get me started. When I pull the bars, shove the bear's head in and I'll pull you out!" you explain as he happily snuggles with the adorable bear. "Ok. Sorry, Mr. Bear. Thanks for the hug!" he says to the bear as you use your strength to pull open the bars a little bit. "Babe, stop hugging that repulsive toy, and shove it between the bars!" you say as you struggle to hold the bars open and Adrien shoves the bear headfirst into the bars. "Tee hee! That tickles!" the awful bear says as you twist its head to widen the gap in the bars. "Give me your hand!" you shout at your lover as you reach into the cage. Adrien complies and you quickly pull the greasy model out through the gap in the bars and kick the bear in the head trapping it inside of the cage instead. You both fall backwards onto the floor as the young model lands on top of you. "You saved me! Thank you, baby!" Adrien says as the greasy nude model hugs you happily while the cage gets smaller and crushes the disgusting teddy bear. "Do we have time to play now?" you growl at him as you rub his oily skin. "Is sex all that you think about?" Adrien sighs. "No, don't be ridiculous! Sometimes I think about weed too!" you grin at him as you steal a kiss a laugh happily. "The Sandboy just checked in! Now nightmares can begin!" you hear a voice cackle from outside of Adrien's window. "What the hell was that?" you ask Adrien as you hold him tightly. "That's the Sandboy. It must be naptime." he replies as he looks behind him and you both see a small boy floating past the window riding a pillow and sprinkling a strange dust over Paris making people scream. "Who the hell is the Sandboy?" you ask. "One of Hawk Moth's villains. He makes your worst nightmares come true." Adrien explains as he gets up and pulls you to your feet. "Looks like it's about time to put this brat to bed." you say as you crack your knuckles.
"Don't get cocky, baby. Sandboy is no joke. Everyone who he sprinkles that dust on, their nightmares become reality. Just because he's a child, doesn't make him any less dangerous." Adrien explains. "Speaking of cocky, are you going to put clothes on? Or is today my lucky day?" you laugh as you fondle him. "Stop! We don't have time for that! We can play later, but for now we have to save Paris from its nightmares!" he says as he pushes you away and runs upstairs to his closet. "Bummer. Naked Adrien might have been a useful distraction." you giggle as you walk out to the balcony for a smoke. "I heard that, wiseass!" Adrien shouts from upstairs as you chuckle and light your cigarette. You look around the city as you smoke and see the nightmares of others running around causing havoc. Giant spiders were climbing the Eiffel tower, the SWAT team seemed to be chasing Lt. Raincomprix around for some reason, and Marinette's father was being chased by a loaf of bread that was trying to devour him. "Man, I should've dropped acid before trying to deal with this shit." you scoff as you smoke your cigarette. "Marinette! I'm in love with Chloe!" you hear Adrien say as he climbs onto the balcony. "Baby, what the fuck are you talking about? How did you get down there?" you ask him curiously as you help pull him onto the balcony. "We're going to get married! Just me and Chloe!" he giggles maniacally. "Did you hit your head or something? You don't look well mentally, and that's coming from ME of all people!" you explain as you smoke your cigarette. Adrien doesn't answer but gives you a psychotic grin and walks towards you. "Babe! Get away from him! That's not me!" Adrien says from behind you sounding pissed off. "Oh, great! Fucking Felix again? Why can't you stay in your own fucking country?" you ask Adrien's clone as he tries to strangle you. "Baby, that's not me or my cousin. I don't know what the hell that thing is!" Adrien says as he runs over and pulls his clone off of your neck as you punch the clone in his face and help Adrien shove him over the balcony. "I love you, Chloe!!!" the clone screams before it hits the cobblestone courtyard with a loud crunch. "How do I know that you're really you? Adrien might still be in his room!" you say as you grab Adrien by his shirt collar and cock back your fist. "Baby, stop! It's me! Don't hit me!" Adrien says as he cowers and protects his face with his hands making you notice his panther ring. "I'm sorry, baby. I had to be sure. I don't want to get in trouble with the real Adrien again like last time." you explain as you hug him. "I'd be upset with you if we were dealing with any other villain but this one. You should be suspicious of everyone right now, including me. If you see an Adrien without the panther ring that you gave me, something's wrong. Be careful around your friends too, even Ladybug and Viperion. Make absolutely sure that they're really them. Do you understand?" Adrien explains as he grasps your arms and looks you in the eyes. "Yeah, we should probably make this quick. Some of these nightmare creatures look pretty dangerous. Especially those dogs with human heads down there." you explain to him as you gesture towards the street below. "You're going to have to carry me. I don't have any powers until I can find Plagg." he says as he puts his arms around your neck. "Alright, baby. Hang on tight to your favorite wolf." you smirk at him as he wraps his legs around your waist and you jump off the balcony and scamper down the wall to the courtyard. "Marinette! I'm in love with Chloe!" Adrien's clone says as he shambles over to you with broken bones and a psychotic look on his face. "I'll handle him. This guy is really starting to piss me off." Adrien says as he climbs off of your back and punches his clone caving its face in. "Holy shit, babe." you say as you watch the clone stagger around with a ruined face. "I told you that I was stronger than I looked. Remember the punching bag in my room? I wasn't Chat Noir when I did that." Adrien explains as he wipes blood off of his fist. "Remind me to stay in your good graces." you chuckle as Adrien's clone slumps to the ground. "Relax, I love you and would never do that to you. Even if I was really pissed off." he smiles as you both climb over his security wall and onto the streets of Paris. "Wow, it's sort of like Cabin in the Woods out here." you say as you watch a giant cobra chasing several people down the street and see uniformed Nazis shooting at the French army. "I didn't see Cabin in the Woods." Adrien says as a swarm of bats chases someone down the street and a large dragon flies overhead. "There's a part just like this near the end. We'll rent that shit if we survive this. So where are we headed, hero?" you say to him as you see several demons chasing a priest down an alley.
"We should probably go see Viperion first. Strength in numbers. We both know who he is, and maybe we'll get lucky and his kwami isn't AWOL like mine is." Adrien says as you watch skeletons in chainmail armor chasing someone down the street. "Let's go then. Stay behind me." you say as you draw your sword and slash your way through nightmares and head to Luka's house. "Babe, look out!" Adrien says as a doll with a knife jumps out of the bushes and you kick it in the face. "Thanks, my love. We make a good team." you smile at him as a flock of pigeons swarm over you. "Damnit! Get away from them!" Adrien shouts as he takes your sword and slashes at the birds skillfully making them disperse. "You're pretty good with that thing." you say to him as he hands you your sword back. "Fencing lessons, my amour." he explains as he sneezes. "Come on, baby. Luka's house isn't far." you say as you run down the block and kick a giant scorpion in the face. Adrien sniffles from his allergies and runs after you as you reach Luka's house and hear screaming from inside. "Ok, we'll kick the door in on three. Ready? One... Two..." Adrien says as Luka's door splinters open and Fang lunges at you. "Watch out!" you shout as you grab Adrien by his collar and yank him backwards as Fang nearly bites his face. "Thanks, baby. I was almost model tartare." he says as you boot Fang in the head. "No time for wisecracks, go find Luka. I'll handle Tick-Tock here." you say as you shove Adrien into Luka's house and grab Fang in a headlock and punch his skull repeatedly. Fang thrashes around and throws you into Luka's mailbox snapping it off at the post. "Special delivery, motherfucker!" you say as you hold the mailbox by the post and beat Fang in his head with it as he opens his massive jaws and prepares to devour you. You shove the mailbox into his mouth vertically and pin the crocodile's jaws open before stepping on his head and running through the broken door and into the house. "Help us!" you hear Juleka scream as you see Adrien being strangled by some kind of snake. "What the fuck is that thing?" you ask Juleka as you draw your sword. "Cock monster!" she shouts at you. "I'm sure Adrien is flattered, but I wouldn't exactly call it a MONSTER. That's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?" you chuckle at her. "She wasn't referring to me!" Adrien gasps as you realize that she meant it literally and that thing around his neck isn't a snake at all. "You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?" Juleka asks. "Well, how was I supposed to know that you meant an actual cock monster?" you explain as it shoves itself down Adrien's throat making him gag. "Are you going to save my friend, or what?" Juleka says as the monster humps Adrien's throat. "Yeah, I got this. Bummer I didn't bring my camera. This is actually kinda sexy to watch." you chuckle as Adrien gags and flips you off. "Alright, alright. Hold still." you say as you grip the cock monster and uncoil it from around Adrien's neck and shove him across the room with your foot as you pull it out of his throat. "I... can... breathe! Please... don't tell anyone about this!" Adrien gasps as he regains his breath. "No problem, you're secret's safe with me." Juleka says as she pats him on his back making him cough up slime. The cock monster wiggles in your hand and tries to jump down your throat next. "Oh, hell no! You don't get head without buying me dinner! I'm old-school!" you say as you stab the cock monster and pin it against Juleka's bedroom wall. "What kind of crazy nightmares do you have, Juleka?" Adrien asks her. "Dude, I'm gay. You're surprised that I dream that dicks are monsters?" she huffs and rolls her eyes at him. "She's got a point there, dude." you say to Adrien as the cock monster slithers against the wall. Juleka stabs it with a kitchen knife and hands you your sword back. "Thanks for the assist, Juleka. Where's your brother?" you say to her. "His room's below deck. I haven't heard from him since after he screamed." she explains. "We better hurry then." Adrien says as you all head to Luka's room. You ram down his door with your shoulder and see his guitar broken on the floor. "Go away! I suck! I don't have any talent!" Luka says as he puts his head through a noose hanging from the ceiling. "The nightmare of every musician." Adrien says as he looks at you. "Luka, wait!" you shout as he hangs himself and Juleka screams. You run over to grab his legs and shove him back up. "Untie him! Hurry! He's dead weight and heavier than he looks!" you say as you struggle to hold Luka up. "Don't say dead weight!" Juleka shouts as she tugs at her hair in stress and watches Adrien untie him. You set Luka down on his floor and pound on his ribcage with your fist before listening to his lungs. "He's not breathing!" you explain to them making Juleka cry and hug Adrien. You try your best to remember how to do CPR. It's been a while since you've needed to use this knowledge. You pump his sternum with your hands before pinching his nostrils shut and breathing into his lungs. "Well? Is it working?" Adrien asks as you give him a sad look and Juleka sobs into his shirt. "I'm trying. I'm doing the best that I can." you explain as you try again until Luka starts coughing and you roll him onto his side and slap his back. "Am I dead?" Luka asks. "Nah, just a deadhead. Welcome back, motherfucker!" you chuckle as he sits up. "Big bro!" Juleka says as she runs up and hugs him tightly. "I just realized something." you whisper to Adrien. "What's that?" he asks you. "Luka doesn't know that Adrien and Lycaon know his identity. He only knows that me and Chat Noir do. If we ask him for his help, he'll know both of our identities!" you quietly explain. "Damnit! We should have thought of that first!" he whispers to you. "Can I trust you with something?" you ask him. "What's that?" he asks. "Meet me in the bathroom and take off your clothes!" you say to him. "Uh... we don't have time for that!" Adrien says. "I'm not going to fuck you, but I'm not wearing anything under my costume! I need to borrow your clothes, and I'll let you borrow my Miraculous. He knows me, and your kwami is missing. It's the only way that I can get him to help us as Viperion!" you explain. "Fine, but we have to hurry!" Adrien says. "Um... we gotta go! Take care of Luka, Juleka!" you say as you wave the two siblings goodbye as they thank you both and hug each other. You quickly run into the bathroom with Adrien.
"Aru heel!" you say as you transform back into yourself and Adrien strips off his clothes and hands them to you. "Here, just say Aru! Howl! to use my powers." you explain to Adrien as you remove your pendant and give it to him before putting on his clothes and ripping off the sleeves of his overshirt. "Hey! What are you doing?!" Adrien says as he watches you tear his clothes. "Making it look less obvious. They just saw you like two seconds ago. "What's going on here? Why is the cat boy wearing your Miraculous? I didn't agree to this! You're my master, not blondie here." Aru snarls at you. "I had no other choice. It's only temporary, Aru." you explain to your angry kwami. "But he's not wild! He's kind of dorky and neurotic." Aru growls. "Look, it's the only thing that I could think of on short notice, just do as I say!" you argue with the kwami. "Fine, but you owe me meat!" Aru says. "Meat? Hang on a second. It's your lucky day!" you say as you quickly run out of the bathroom and rip the cock monster off of the wall and return to the bathroom. "Ew, you can't be serious." Adrien says as he looks at the wiggling creature. "Aru likes meat. He doesn't care where it comes from." you say as you toss the cock monster at Aru and he slurps it down like a noodle. "Oh, god! That's going to give me nightmares!" Adrien says as he covers his penis protectively and shudders. "Are you happy now, Aru? Will you cooperate with my fiance?" you ask your kwami as he belches loudly and licks his lips. "Ok, fine. But next time ask me first!" Aru growls. "Alright, Adrien. He's all yours now." you smile at him and steal a kiss. "Here, take this. You're letting me borrow your Miraculous, take mine until we find Plagg." Adrien says as he takes off his Chat Noir ring and hands it to you. "Are you sure about this?" you ask him curiously as you look at the ring in the palm of your hand. "Fair is fair, my love. Aru! Howl!" Adrien says as he turns into Lycaon in a bright flash of blue light and you put his ring on your finger. "Good afternoon, Lycaon." you chuckle as you look at him while he barks and licks the back of your hand when you shake his hand. "Just the dog in me, baby." he grins at you with a sexy wink. "Easy there, Fido. We have to save Paris first, then you can go doggystyle on me." you chuckle as you both exit the bathroom together and head back to Luka's room. "I'm holding you to that." Adrien grins as he slaps your ass.
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